There are always people trying to tease me

There were many miscellaneous scenes in the dream, Bai Zhan frowned, he really had thousands of ways to scold Nan Jin in his heart, he tossed Nan Jin in turn in the dream, when he was excited and triumphant, he My stomach hurts.

"Ouch, hello..." It was colic, he clutched his stomach and couldn't tell if it was reality or a dream, in short he was rolling all over the floor.

Could it be that if you have even the slightest bad thought about Nan Jin, you will be punished by God?It's not fair!Why is it okay for Nan Jin to beat herself countless times, but she can't even dream?

Bai Zhan felt that he was really sick, and finally woke up from the pain. He opened his eyes in a daze, his vision was pitch black, and he couldn't see clearly. The surrounding gave him the feeling that he was still in the kitchen, so he looked around. The South Hibiscus is still there.

There is a group of dark figures, maybe it is there?

Bai Zhan didn't have any extra strength, so he barely moved his foot and kicked at the black shadow: "Hey! Wake me up!"

Soi Ying didn't make any movement, it seemed that he had slept soundly enough, or was he not strong enough?Bai Zhan kicked again, only to find that it wasn't Nan Jin at all!It was the coat Nan Jin took off!

Fuck!Others are gone?Where did that go?Is it really okay to just leave yourself here when you're done?It's none of his business if it hurts to death?

Bai Zhan stood up staggeringly in pain and was about to turn on the light, but seeing the black mass felt uncomfortable, so he stepped forward and stomped on it a few times, but his stomach hurt so badly, his feet softened and he fell back .

Emma, ​​what's going on? !This kind of pain has never been experienced before. Is it because the things I made were poisonous and spoiled?But this is not the pain of diarrhea!Could it be... appendicitis?Tumor?

"Bah, bah, bah, bah!" Bai Zhan shook his head, and comforted himself, "How could I, Bai Zhanfu, have this kind of disease? It must be hurt by Nan Jin! Yes, that's it!"

He said so, but his stomach still hurts!Bai Zhan strenuously scolded Nan Jin in the dark, while groping forward, but he forgot the bowls and plates that were originally broken, and stepped on them as soon as he stepped down, bleeding.

He howled in pain, fell down and got his ass pierced again!Fuck!What the hell are these?Damn, what the hell is wrong with my ass in this life?No, I will die if I don't find Nan Jin to settle the score right now!

"Nan Jin?" Bai Zhan's raspy voice echoed in the kitchen, and there was still silence afterwards. He reluctantly pulled out the fragments from his ass, and it took about 10 minutes to fumble for the switch at the door.

"Kacha Kacha", the switch was pressed a few times but the light did not turn on, Bai Zhan was puzzled, the light was broken even if he didn't know how to do it?

"My fucking damn Nan Jin, get out!" Bai Zhan kicked the kitchen door open, and it was also pitch black outside.

Instantly stunned, is the power outage?No, he doesn't believe it, it's more likely that Nan Jin cut off the electricity just to scare himself.

Although his heart was a little chilly, Bai Zhan reluctantly magnified his courage and groped along the wall to find the lobby of the nightclub.

After walking for a while, a faint light appeared in front of him, and he was overjoyed that he must be approaching the hall soon, so he became more courageous and started to run unsteadily.

However, as he got closer to the light, the light went out, and Bai Zhan was stunned, and stayed where he was, not daring to move.

Just as he was hesitating, the light of hope came on again, Bai Zhan sped up his pace and rushed over, seeing that the circle of light was getting brighter and brighter, he suddenly became enlightened: "Nan Jin, you wait for me, I will beat you up when I see you! "

But the truth is, what he saw was not the lights in the hall, nor Nan Jin's face, but the flames of a burning candle, and through the fiery red candlelight, there was a person standing in front of him, whose appearance was unclear , the only thing Bai Zhan was sure of was that this person was tall and tall, wearing a cloak.

"Who are you?" Bai Zhan stepped back and leaned against the wall, his face pale.

The man took off his cloak hat and was about to speak, but Bai Zhan screamed to stop him: "Don't, don't take it off, can you do it with just being so dark? I'm afraid... I'm afraid to see your face! Or, you just... ...just blow out the candle!"

"...you said something nonsense." The voice was Nan Jin's, and he took off his cloak hat.

"Fuck! Don't take it off! I'm afraid to see your terrifying face!" Bai Zhan didn't want to hear the voice of the comer at all, he gritted his teeth and rushed forward to cover the hat desperately.

Before Nan Jin could react, the candle fell to the ground and went out. Bai Zhan kept pressing on him and couldn't move. He said, "Okay, now that the candle is out, can you get up?"

Bai Zhan was stunned: "Aren't you some kind of robber? Or... some kind of ghost?"

"...Your ghost sister!" Nan Jin pushed Bai Zhan away and got up quickly, took out the lighter and lit the candle again, "The power is out, it's raining outside again, I went out to buy candles!" Bai Zhan You stupid pig?If it rains, no umbrella or poncho, of course you should wear a poncho!

Bai Zhan fell to the ground and didn't get up, he shrank into a ball, kicked his feet without saying a word, clutched his stomach and groaned, Nan Jin saw that something was wrong, squatted down and pushed him: "What's wrong with you? "

Bai Zhan still didn't speak, and now even his lips were pale. He reached out and grabbed Nan Jin's sleeve, and said weakly: "I... my stomach hurts... Are you happy this time?"

Nan Jin was inexplicably asked, what makes her happy because her stomach hurts?It's too late for Nima to die!

"Be patient." He took out his cell phone to make a call.

Unexpectedly, Bai Zhan dropped Nan Jin's phone with a flick of his hand: "What the hell... make a stupid call...you hurt me, do you know..."

"...You mean, just rest for a while?"

"You... are you going to comfort me anyway? Give me a rub, won't you?"

Without saying a word, Nan Jin hugged Bai Zhan to the bed in a room to rest, and followed Bai Zhan's instructions, rubbing his stomach, and Bai Zhan also took advantage of the opportunity, holding Nan Jin's hand and moving it to his chest for a while. Moved to the thigh, just moved back and forth from head to toe for countless times, and then said: "It seems to be better...but..."

He frowned, put his other hand under his ass and touched it: "Tsk, it looks like you peed your pants!"

"...You are not so old, are you?" Nan Jin stretched out her hand to touch it in disbelief, and it was sticky, "No, what is this?"

"Maybe it's...then it's been removed..." Bai Zhan was not surprised, "By the way, shall I change my pants?"

"Okay, wash up and go. Does your stomach hurt anymore?"

Bai Zhan rubbed his stomach and pondered for a while: "Well, it seems...it doesn't hurt much."

Nan Jin accompanied Bai Zhan to the bathroom with a candle, Bai Zhan took off his pants quickly, but found that he hadn't taken the clean shorts, so Nan Jin went back to help him get them, unexpectedly, just halfway away, he heard Bai Zhan in the bathroom. Shouted: "Brother—come here! Brother!"

Nan Jin looked back helplessly: "What's wrong?"

"Brother, brother, come here..." Bai Zhan brought the candle to his crotch, "Look, what is this? Why is it red?"

"No way..." Nan Jin was also dumbfounded, "Could it be that this time I hit harder and bled a little?"

"Then... how about that?"

"I'll take it for you first and put it on again, and then you'll be fine after resting."

Bai Zhan pinched his trousers for a while and fell into deep thought. He was thinking about it wrong!In fact, Nan Jin didn't strike that hard, and the force was mutual, why didn't he bleed?not……

"Brother!" His voice sounded like a duck squawking again, and he said suspiciously, "It can't be that... Big aunt, right?!"

"..." Nan Jin was shocked when she heard this, she stumbled when she walked to the door of the bathroom, and turned her head, "Damn you?! A big man would come to such a ghost?"

"Then... great uncle?"

"..."

"..."

The two of them stood there for a moment, idiots...

The author has something to say:

...Looking back, I found that the plot seems to be distorted!The swollen wood is broken! (in a daze)