There are always people trying to tease me

It was three months ago that Bai Zhan went home last time, and there was a fuss for more than three hours because the money was not transferred to the card on time. His 10 yuan in cash.

Bai Zhan felt that it was not enough, so he reached out and asked for another 30. The butler's glasses fell to the ground in surprise.

In this way, Bai Zhan arrived at the nightclub after a while in the car. Since he was rich, he would go to the nightclub every night.

Until one day, he heard about a scary nightclub——

Only men are allowed in and out there, and there are no women, because the bats there hate women and suck blood when they see women.

"What the hell are you bluffing people with ghost stories?" Bai Zhan scratched his scalp while sitting in the car, "Even if it's true, I'm still a man anyway, so I'm afraid of ghosts."

The driver drove the car intently: "Brother Bai, I also heard that the bats there ate the corpse after sucking all the woman's blood, and then turned into a handsome man. From then on, he hung upside down in that house every night The door of the nightclub."

Bai Zhan never believed in such messy things. He was only interested in eating and playing. At this moment, his stomach growled, and he reached out to the driver: "Bring the food."

The driver said "Oh" and handed it over: "Let's go back, Brother Bai, or change to the place we used to play?"

"What am I afraid of? Besides, I like excitement!"

Bai Zhan opened the box to eat, but suddenly the driver braked suddenly and yelled, causing Bai Zhan to spill all the good things he was about to eat on the ground.

"Are you...fucking scary?"

"Brother Bai, I forgot!"

"what?"

"You... Did you touch a woman's hand just now?"

"Give me the change, can I make trouble with my mouth?"

"Ah—" the driver started screaming nervously, "You actually touched a woman's hand! A woman's hand! A woman's hand! Didn't I just say that bats hate women's smell!"

Bai Zhan felt that he was about to become nervous. He rolled his eyes and slapped the driver on the head with a "slap": "You told me this after a long time! I thought the food was poisoned!"

The driver covered his head and looked at Bai Zhan pitifully: "What I said is true, Brother Bai, you go to the toilet over there and wash your hands, otherwise I won't be able to take care of you for the rest of my life."

Bai Zhan couldn't stand the nonsense more and more, and finally wiped the driver's body and face indiscriminately: "Okay, let's die together, drive!"

The driver was afraid of driving very slowly all the way, so he took a long detour several times. He was blown up in vain and went directly on his own. He kicked the accelerator for 5 minutes to complete the distance.

This nightclub is different from the places I went to in the past. It looks bright and tall, and the sound quality from inside is very good. However, Bai Zhan noticed that the closer you are to this nightclub, the less crowded it is. The location is a bustling downtown area.

Thinking of the bad story just mentioned, Bai Zhan looked up subconsciously, no matter on the branches, eaves, telephone poles, he looked all over where bats could be hung, but he didn't see a single bat.

Look, it's all made up, a bunch of retarded people.

"Hey, come down soon." Seeing that the driver was still timidly poking his head out of the car, Bai Zhan went straight over and pulled him out of the car window.

"No, no, no..." The driver who fell out of the car window hugged Bai Zhan's thigh, "Brother Bai, I'm so scared, can you... hug me in?"

Bai Zhan was furious at the time: "If you pull it again, if you pull it again, I will take off my pants!"

"Don't, don't, I'll get up." How could the driver bear the heart of his master being stared at by others, and no one is allowed to see anyone he has never seen!

After getting up obediently, the driver carefully hid behind Bai Zhan's head, his eyes fixed on the top from time to time, fearing that if one of them didn't care, the bat would fly over and gnaw all the bones they gnawed.

Seeing that he was about to step into the door of the nightclub, the driver finally breathed a sigh of relief, and when he slowly poked his head out from behind Bai Zhan, he was suddenly slapped hard on the back: "Sorry!"

Soon there was a sharp yell from the driver. He thought it was a bat's paw stepped on his shoulder, so he took off his clothes and hit him. Then Bai Zhan grabbed his hand: "What are you yelling about? It's a human!"

The driver looked ashamed...

Standing in front of him was a very handsome male guard, who was two meters away from them in order to avoid the beating of his clothes. At this moment, he felt that there was no danger before he walked over: "Sorry, I just went to the bathroom. I am this Nightclub guards, I will lead you in."

Guard?It looks like ancient times, but also guards...

Bai Zhan glanced at the guard with disdain, and compared himself with himself, his eyes were not as bright as his own, the bridge of his nose was not as three-dimensional as his own, and his mouth was not as sexy as his own.

When they were happy, the guards suddenly told them to stop, then walked up to Bai Zhan and sniffed.

"Why?" Bai Zhan looked at him inexplicably, did he fancy himself?

result……

Uh... ah!oh!ah! &*@￥&...

The expression on Bai Zhan's face changed from calm to frowning, to pain, to hoarseness, to black eyes, and then gradually lost consciousness.

Sitting on the ground with weak legs, Xiaosi on the side watched with his own eyes as the guard suddenly exposed two long canine teeth quickly inserted into the main artery in Baichou's neck, and when he pulled it out, there was a stream of blood It spewed out like a fountain.

"Plop", Bai Zhan was thrown on the ground, and then the target was Xiao Si.

￥%&*￥%...￥*

"Could it be..." Xiao Si kept his last consciousness and said vaguely, "You are the legendary handsome bat..."

After they all fell in a pool of blood on the ground, the guard went to the front desk and made a phone call.

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Ever since he teased that plump rich woman, Nan Jin began to vomit and diarrhea every day and every night. For four full days, he fell on the bed as if he was paralyzed, and he could imagine the face of a rich woman whenever he saw something delicious. , So I vomited and pulled, and I can only survive to this day by dripping.

Xiao Si was by his side every day and felt sorry for him. Seeing that he was getting thinner and his former sexy muscles were about to collapse, he gave a note: "Boss, can I help you play a small movie?"

"Don't, uh..." Nan Jin vomited again on the floor, waved her hands in pain, "I think... I'm not frigid... I'm... allergic to women...allergic..."

allergy? !

Xiao Si suddenly realized, and immediately stood up and took off all the CDs, books, and art photos hanging on the wall on the table. Anything he found with traces of women, he carried them all down and burned them to ashes.

Nan Jin tossed and turned on the bed in pain, suddenly the phone rang, he opened his eyes, and when he stretched out his hand to hang up, he saw the number on it clearly, his mind tensed all of a sudden, and he answered it quickly.

Xiao Si ran up after burning those allergic things, and found that Nan Jin was answering the phone, so he rushed over quickly: "Put down that phone, I'll come!"

"pia~" The phone flew out, and the screen shattered when it landed.

"Nimma..." Nan Jin spat out two words with difficulty.

"I'm doing it for your own good, boss! What if it's a woman and you have serious allergies?"

Whenever a woman is mentioned, she thinks of the face of a rich woman, and Nan Jin gags again, Nima, how could this happen?It seems that he fell into the evil of that rich woman!

"Okay, don't mention it!" Nan Jin finally got up and sat up straight, took Xiao Si's towel to wipe his mouth and said, "Something happened in the nightclub, use your mobile phone to call Xiao Bat."

"Is he cannibalizing again?" Xiao Si only felt his hairs stand on end. Although they all stayed by Nan Jin's side almost the same time, since the first time they met, Xiao Si was terrified of that bat because he saw it with his own eyes. Bats are eating people, and there are no bones left!

Maybe one day my life will fall into his hands.

A little afraid to answer the phone, Xiao Si said: "If you want to eat, you are allergic to the food, don't worry about it."

"Can you use your brain? The visitor must be unusual, otherwise he will call me?"

"But……"

"Do you want to fight?"

"Fight, I will fight, I will fight immediately."

Xiao Si dialed the number tremblingly, unexpectedly, Xiao Bat called first, but his hands shook, Xiao Si's cell phone also fell to the ground, and the electric board jumped out.

Xiao Si felt lucky for some reason. It would take some time to squat down to pick up the power board, pick up the phone, stand up to install the power board, and turn on the phone. As long as he can delay the time to make this call, it will be wonderful.

"Hey, boss, what are you doing?"

Nan Jin pulled out the needle and got up, clutching her stomach and looking for slippers.

"Here, here." Xiao Si put the slippers in front of him, and asked doubtfully, "You don't mean to go there in person, do you?"

"Prepare the car."

Although Xiao Si said "oh", he was still hesitating in his heart. He opened the door and stood outside the room, hesitating. However, the things he didn't think about came faster and faster. He felt a strong and powerful wind coming towards him, and then A huge figure stood in front of him.

"Crack!" The two were thrown to his feet, and the little bat flew over: "Where's the boss?"

The two bloody corpses made Xiao Si's eyes widen. When he looked at the little bat again, he fainted in the next second.

The little bat frowned and ignored it, and walked to Nan Jin's room without authorization, and saw Nan Jin pulling up his trousers: "I heard that your health is not good recently, so I brought you here." The little bat has always been It's lukewarm.

But usually the little bats would suck all the blood from people and eat them. This time they brought them here specially because they discovered some new continents and had to make their own decisions.

"Who is it?" Nan Jin looked towards Xiao Si while lifting his trousers. The little bat carried them clearly, and went over without being polite at all, and kicked Xiao Si's ass.

Xiao Si woke up with a start, and his reaction speed was fairly quick. He flashed to Nan Jin's side and said, "Boss...boss, I advise you not to watch it."

Nan Jin pushed him away: "Let me see."

Xiao Si immediately hugged his thigh and begged, "Don't, don't, you'd better go back and lie down. Xiaoxiao...Little Bat, why don't you drag him away and bury him."

The two people on the ground were lying face to face, with two tooth marks branded on their respective necks, and the blood coagulated on them.

Nan Jin passed by, squatting down behind him and pushing the body of the white cut that was close, his face suddenly changed!

Nima, why is it the little scholar I catch eyes with? !

He went crazy, rushed into the house and grabbed the two wings of the little bat, with a broken face: "If you don't save my people, I will feed you the most disgusting maggots every day!"