There are always people trying to tease me

After this incident, Bai Zhan was in a dazed state all the way. He couldn't figure out what kind of trick Nanjin had done before to get so many sex, especially Mingbi, what the hell, he actually has such a thing as Mingbi? !

He turned to Nan Jin, who was driving, and began to look at Nan Jin with a strange look. Look at his face, he is indeed handsome, and he has a good face.Body, I really have nothing to say, breasts are chests, waists are waists, butts are butts!Combining everything together, it doesn't look like working in a funeral parlor before!

"Have you seen enough?" Nan Jin looked ahead with a smile on her lips, then turned the steering wheel and the car drove into the nightclub.

Bai Zhan scratched his face: "I didn't look at you, I, I was looking out of the glass window on your side."

"Boom", suddenly there was a heavy feeling on the roof of the car, it must be the little bat, he hung half of his body from the top as usual, then knocked on the glass window and said, "Welcome back."

The nightclub was very quiet during the day, almost no one was there, the hall was empty, only two waiters were standing at the counter, Nan Jin asked the waiters to go home first after Nan Jin came in, and then the bat locked the door.

Bai Zhan used to come to this place all the time, he was used to it, he knew that all the food was in the small supermarket next door, so he ran over by himself, picked up a lot of delicious food and spread it on the round table, and moved a sofa Sit down and eat.

They were not surprised by Bai Zhan's childish behavior, but the sound of the packaging bag was too loud, and they also disliked the crunchiness of his food, so Nan Jin and Xiaoba changed places and sat in a room diagonally opposite. It's on the table.

Regarding the return this time, Little Bat is not sure whether the door of the different-dimensional world will be closed or not, but after so much experience, he will know how to deal with it when something happens. They chatted casually, and Bai Zhan suddenly hugged the leftover Snacks came over and said: "It's still the habit of eating things in this world, but it's a lot of trouble over there."

He continued to have a mouthful of crunchy bites. He thought he was just sitting here and listening while eating, but before they could say a second sentence, Bai Zhan started talking to himself again——

"Let me tell you, the system I just got into is actually pretty fun, but I think the primitive era that ended at the end is really stupid."

"By the way, if you didn't jump into the white light in the end, Nan Jin, would you have become the protagonist?"

"Hmm... this taste seems to be good, next time I can ask you to eat more."

"Emma, ​​I'm a little hungry, have you finished talking, do you want to eat?"

"Wait a minute, I think it's better to cook your own dinner. The apes bake it themselves. It's delicious!"

……

Bai Zhan didn't know how long he spit. Nan Jin and Xiao Ba sat there and listened like idiots. They didn't talk to each other. Finally, they checked the time, and it was almost time for dinner, so they decided to Let's eat first.

Little Bat doesn't like to eat human food, and he ate a lot of bones just now, so he doesn't plan to make a 250-watt light bulb. After saying "sorry", he ran to Nan Jin's dilapidated house to work with Xiao Si up.

Facing meals, although Nan Jin can cook, he has never been in the kitchen since he became rich. He put his eyes on Bai Zhan and asked, "Did you say you were hungry first?"

Bai Zhan nodded: "Yes! What to eat?"

Nan Jin sat on the sofa and Erlang raised his legs: "You cook and watch."

Bai Zhan was stunned for a moment, he waved his hand: "No, I've never done this kind of thing, I can't!"

"I can't learn!"

"How about, brother, let's go out and buy some food together?"

"Occasionally, I want to eat the food you cook!"

"...But I..." Bai Zhan was a little embarrassed. He really wanted to cook a meal for Nan Jin, but he had never been in the kitchen before, and he felt that the kitchen was very scary. The "crackling" sound of the oil pouring down scared him horribly, and he screamed "Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow" when it splashed on his hands.

That's right, Bai Zhan has a shadow, even walking past him has been splashed, but!For Nanjin, learn it once!

Under the leadership of Nan Jin, Bai Zhan came to the kitchen of the nightclub. He had never seen such a tall and handsome man. All the utensils were imported, and even the tableware was very fancy. It seems that anyone who can't cook can cook. Delicious.

Bai Zhan's confidence suddenly came up, and before Nan Jin could introduce these usages, he rushed over, admiring the electronic stove and other equipment, and said: "Brother, you can just wait outside, I think my learning ability is sure. Strong!"

Nan Jin froze for a moment, a little worried: "Are you okay?"

"Nonsense!" Bai Zhan rolled up his sleeves, "Just wait outside! You'll be able to taste Chef Bai's cooking in a while!"

Nan Jin believed it, and walked out swaggeringly, but within a few steps, there was the sound of pots and other things falling on the ground in the kitchen behind him, which startled him, and rushed over: "Are you okay?!"

Nan Jin was sweating profusely, but Bai Zhan was very calm, picking it up: "It's okay, my hands are a little slippery."

"It's really all right?" Nan Jin didn't believe it this time, he was particularly worried that Bai Zhan would break the pot, so he ran up and grabbed it to check it carefully.

"I said, why don't you check to see if I'm hurt, why are you looking at the pot?" Bai Zhan was dissatisfied.

Nan Jin didn't even raise her head, and replied seriously: "This pot is so rare, it's the only one in the world, and I bought it at a high price!"

"...Am I not worth the price?" Bai Zhan asked.

"It can't be compared, you are human, how can you compare with the pot?"

"...I, I was also auctioned by you for 250 million! Why can't I compare with the pot? How much is the pot?"

"I'm serious, you can't compare, I'm afraid you will spit out all your old blood when you say it."

"..."

"Let's be honest, I spent tens of billions on this pot, and if others didn't like it, I just robbed it!" Nan Jin found that there was no crack in the pot, so she put it back with confidence, and turned her face to find Bai Zhan's expression Everything changed, he touched Bai Zhan's face, "What's wrong with you? Are you sick?"

Bai Zhan's face was red and blue at the moment, he took a few steps back and held his forehead, as if he was in pain: "The pot... The pot is so much more expensive than me... How can I live like this? How embarrassing... I'm here You have no place in your heart! It's not as good as a pot..."

What Nan Jin said can't be compared, so it means that she can't be compared!This made Bai Zhanai Nanjin's ability plummet.

He suddenly raised his head and said fiercely: "Brother! From now on! I won't do it with you anymore! You can do it with your pot! You two haven't tried it on the stove in the kitchen?!"

"What are you going to do with Guozi?" Bai Zhan, you seem to be far beyond a mentally handicapped person, and you actually asked me to do it with Guozi?Have you ever tried to dry with bowls and chopsticks?

And Bai Zhan completely felt that a knife was inserted deeply into his heart, and he was heartbroken for a moment: "You...you really want to have sex with Guozi? I thought, you would say, no! There is no Bai Zhan." Be motivated!"

"..." Looking at Bai Zhan like a mentally retarded person, Nan Jin gave up his treatment and said, "Go ahead, I'll wait outside."

What?Nam Jin, you want to avoid this topic, don't you?Well, I will let this pot disappear in front of you!No!It's so nice to disappear!I want to break the pot bit by bit, torture to death!Let you lose forever this only cost tens of billions!Grab the pot!

Nan Jin just pushed open the kitchen door, a pot flew out from behind him, went out of the door before him and hit the opposite wall under his nose.

The pot landed on the ground and bounced a few times, before lying on its back in front of Nan Jin, a shiny groove appeared at the bottom.

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