There are always people trying to tease me
Chapter 26
A month has passed in this normal world, nothing has changed. The only embarrassing thing is that Nan Jin's home has become a water city. All the water pipes are broken and spraying water. When it was blown to pieces, everything inside rotted away.
They slipped back through the white light and just fell into the filled tub, with the toilet brush shaking with them.
After a full hour, Nan Jin woke up first, and after seeing the situation in front of him clearly, he shook Bai Zhan and Xiao Si, and told them happily: "We are back!"
Bai Zhan and Xiao Si slept in a daze, talking in sleep, Bai Zhan opened Nan Jin's hand with his backhand, feeling very annoying, when Nan Jin yelled again, Bai Zhan kicked over, Nan Jin grabbed Nan Jin's hand quickly. He stopped and found that both of his feet were missing.
I was overjoyed, seeing that my legs were indeed like this, Nan Jin couldn't help but said "yeah", I didn't expect it to be really good when I wore it back, I was still the same as before, then Xiaosi must be as beautiful as before up.
After a lot of tossing, Nan Jin finally woke up Bai Zhan and Xiao Si, and excitedly repeated the words "we are back". When Bai Zhan and Xiao Si woke up, they were already crying with joy. Weeping, the three hugged each other and warmed each other for a long, long time.
Afterwards, I started by cleaning the house, but Nan Jin would never do this kind of thing. Now that he has returned to this era that belongs to him, how could he still do this kind of hygiene thing?You know, in the past, he had countless subordinates, and with a wave of his palm, everyone knelt down in front of him and listened to his orders. This time it was the same, and he just said: "Xiao Si, you can take care of this house." Either restore it to its original appearance, or rebuild it for me!"
"Yes yes yes, the boss is sure to be satisfied!" Xiao Si agreed without saying a word.
This is how the story started after returning. Everyone seemed to become serious in an instant, not much different from before. The only thing that made Nan Jin feel a little strange was that there was always a distance between Bai Zhan and him.
Just like just now, Nan Jin was going to a nightclub that he hadn't been to for a long time, and wanted to see the situation there. By the way, he met Xiaobat. Bai Zhan just came out of the house.
In the past, Bai Zhan's appearance was normal, because he was not familiar with it!shy!It's the same now, is there something wrong?Is it because I don't love it anymore?
Nan Jin walked over to pull him over, but Bai Zhan dodged and said, "I can go by myself."
Nan Jin looked him up and down, and still wanted to drag him, Bai Zhan continued to dodge, and this situation lasted for a few minutes, Nan Jin was upset: "Do you want to follow me or not?!"
It may be that Nan Jin raised his voice, but Bai Zhan said, "I won't follow you anymore!"
If you don’t follow, you won’t follow, and I’m still doing it for nothing.Nan Jin got into the car as soon as she turned around, and when the car started, Bai Zhan quickly ran over and opened the car door and jumped on it.
"I forgot." He said, "I'm just afraid that if something happens to you on the way, I will be unlucky. I have no place to eat and I have to serve you."
"..." Nan Jin was stunned for a moment, then she smirked silently, stepped on the brakes and left.
Sometimes words that are said unintentionally are particularly effective, that is, Crow's mouth. Not long after they left the house, they met Pengci with a low IQ——
When they were waiting for the red light, a man deliberately rode an electric donkey and stopped on the sidewalk in front of them. When the green light came on, he refused to leave. It was normal for Nan Jin to honk the horn. He deliberately hugged the donkey and fell down.
"I'll go..." Nan Jin sighed, and heard the man on the ground shouting that he had been hit and his leg was still caught under the wheel.
He didn't intend to pay attention to it, and he could leave by taking a detour. Unexpectedly, as soon as the car moved, the man quickly got up and ran to him and fell down again, screaming louder than before.
After so many troubles, Bai Zhan was more annoying than Nan Jin: "This kind of person should run him to death! Come on, hit him to death! Hit him up! See if he can escape!"
Nan Jin, however, seemed very calm. He tapped his fingers on the steering wheel leisurely a few times before getting out of the car: "I prefer the feeling of throwing money at you rather than bumping into it."
Seeing that Nan Jin got out of the car quickly, no matter how many cars behind him were honking their horns, he was still very leisurely. He went to the back seat and took out a handsome wallet, walked up to the man and knelt down, and said softly: "It's really not good. Excuse me, I met you, didn't I?"
Maybe seeing that Nan Jin was so soft, the man became fierce, pointing at the tip of Nan Jin's nose and said indiscriminately: "How do you drive? You drive in such a crooked way? Look at the one who hit me now. I can't get up! I want to call the police!"
The man took advantage of the opportunity to find his mobile phone to make a call, and Nan Jin just looked at him quietly: "The mobile phone was knocked into the air? Come, I'll give it to you."
Nan Jin fumbled in his pocket and handed the phone to the man, who wanted to take it but didn't make a call, and said, "If... If you choose to lose money for yourself, I won't mobilize the police force!"
"It's okay, I don't mind. Or let me help you."
"No, I'm afraid you'll call someone to beat me. I've seen a lot of people like you. If you run into someone and hear that you want to call the police, call someone to beat you!"
Nan Jin thought it was very funny, and almost sprayed it accidentally, and then said: "You found out that it's troublesome, what should I do? I happened to bring a car full of people."
The man seemed shocked when he heard that, he glanced at the car anxiously, saw that there were many vehicles and pedestrians around him, and then he turned his head and complained: "Oh, hey...it hurts me to death...this person will beat him if he doesn't pay money. Man, is there no law of heaven? I can't even get up..."
"Bang bang", a one-dollar coin came down from the sky, and Nan Jin then took out several coins from his pocket and threw them down: "No, collect the odd ones first, there are more."
Don't you want money?I, Nan Jin, have plenty of money, and it doesn't matter if I spend a little more. It just happens to be lucky for the strange things I have suffered in the past month.
Then one after another, the ground was covered with resounding and shiny coins, and even a few cents came out. Nan Jin opened the wallet again, and there were a lot of banknotes in it, and he swung them down one by one until the banknotes were gone. He dug again and threw it over: "So much, is it enough?"
The man's face was smashed, his whole body was smashed, and there were money at his feet. He must be very happy when he saw the gold and silver treasures all over the floor. Thinking about Nan Jin's old fool, but this man still pretended: "Use money!" Things that can be resolved can’t be a problem, and I have to call the police.”
"Hey, hey, are you the police? Someone here has been hit, come quickly!" Bai Zhan got out of the car while talking on the phone, and found a huge bag from somewhere and handed it to Nan Jin, " Brother, there are still billions of dollars here, smash it, smash it all, save him trouble."
Probably hearing that the police were really coming, the man got up quickly: "Just give me a little more, I won't call the police!"
"Okay!" Nan Jin understood Bai Zhan's glance, took the bag and threw a pack of papers inside to the person on the ground, "Here, I'm going to deposit it in the bank, now I'll give it to you! "
The man took it quickly, got up and pushed the car away, Nan Jin's face immediately turned dark when he saw this, and he pulled Bai Zhan into the car.
"Brother, what do you want to do?!" Seeing that the situation was not right, Bai Zhan stepped on the gas pedal!And very anxious!
"You watch quietly."
"Fuck, don't! Brother, calm down!" Bai Zhan swallowed, grabbing the seat belt on his body, "I understand that you feel uncomfortable after losing so much money, but! You can't drag me together to seek death ah!"
"Nimma shut up!"
With a kick of the accelerator, Bai Zhan almost flew out. He screamed, feeling the feeling that the car was about to fly, and saw a person in front of him being pushed up, flying in the air with a small hair stove attached to the battery. After a long time, it fell to the place where the fruit stand was in front.
This man just touched porcelain, he smashed fruit together with a pile of money, and made it all over the street, the merchant was furious because of this, he just picked up a stick and wanted to beat him, his belly burst with laughter : "Brother... Hahaha... You are willing to spend money and still do this... Immoral... Hahaha..."
Nan Jin gave Bai Zhan a mocking smile: "Do you think I'm really good at spending money?"
"Didn't you smash it?"
"The thing in the bag of paper you took out is Mingbi."
"..." Bai Zhan's eyes widened, "The one in the wallet?"
"Useless guns! There are also guns and game coins that have been piled up before!"
"..."
They slipped back through the white light and just fell into the filled tub, with the toilet brush shaking with them.
After a full hour, Nan Jin woke up first, and after seeing the situation in front of him clearly, he shook Bai Zhan and Xiao Si, and told them happily: "We are back!"
Bai Zhan and Xiao Si slept in a daze, talking in sleep, Bai Zhan opened Nan Jin's hand with his backhand, feeling very annoying, when Nan Jin yelled again, Bai Zhan kicked over, Nan Jin grabbed Nan Jin's hand quickly. He stopped and found that both of his feet were missing.
I was overjoyed, seeing that my legs were indeed like this, Nan Jin couldn't help but said "yeah", I didn't expect it to be really good when I wore it back, I was still the same as before, then Xiaosi must be as beautiful as before up.
After a lot of tossing, Nan Jin finally woke up Bai Zhan and Xiao Si, and excitedly repeated the words "we are back". When Bai Zhan and Xiao Si woke up, they were already crying with joy. Weeping, the three hugged each other and warmed each other for a long, long time.
Afterwards, I started by cleaning the house, but Nan Jin would never do this kind of thing. Now that he has returned to this era that belongs to him, how could he still do this kind of hygiene thing?You know, in the past, he had countless subordinates, and with a wave of his palm, everyone knelt down in front of him and listened to his orders. This time it was the same, and he just said: "Xiao Si, you can take care of this house." Either restore it to its original appearance, or rebuild it for me!"
"Yes yes yes, the boss is sure to be satisfied!" Xiao Si agreed without saying a word.
This is how the story started after returning. Everyone seemed to become serious in an instant, not much different from before. The only thing that made Nan Jin feel a little strange was that there was always a distance between Bai Zhan and him.
Just like just now, Nan Jin was going to a nightclub that he hadn't been to for a long time, and wanted to see the situation there. By the way, he met Xiaobat. Bai Zhan just came out of the house.
In the past, Bai Zhan's appearance was normal, because he was not familiar with it!shy!It's the same now, is there something wrong?Is it because I don't love it anymore?
Nan Jin walked over to pull him over, but Bai Zhan dodged and said, "I can go by myself."
Nan Jin looked him up and down, and still wanted to drag him, Bai Zhan continued to dodge, and this situation lasted for a few minutes, Nan Jin was upset: "Do you want to follow me or not?!"
It may be that Nan Jin raised his voice, but Bai Zhan said, "I won't follow you anymore!"
If you don’t follow, you won’t follow, and I’m still doing it for nothing.Nan Jin got into the car as soon as she turned around, and when the car started, Bai Zhan quickly ran over and opened the car door and jumped on it.
"I forgot." He said, "I'm just afraid that if something happens to you on the way, I will be unlucky. I have no place to eat and I have to serve you."
"..." Nan Jin was stunned for a moment, then she smirked silently, stepped on the brakes and left.
Sometimes words that are said unintentionally are particularly effective, that is, Crow's mouth. Not long after they left the house, they met Pengci with a low IQ——
When they were waiting for the red light, a man deliberately rode an electric donkey and stopped on the sidewalk in front of them. When the green light came on, he refused to leave. It was normal for Nan Jin to honk the horn. He deliberately hugged the donkey and fell down.
"I'll go..." Nan Jin sighed, and heard the man on the ground shouting that he had been hit and his leg was still caught under the wheel.
He didn't intend to pay attention to it, and he could leave by taking a detour. Unexpectedly, as soon as the car moved, the man quickly got up and ran to him and fell down again, screaming louder than before.
After so many troubles, Bai Zhan was more annoying than Nan Jin: "This kind of person should run him to death! Come on, hit him to death! Hit him up! See if he can escape!"
Nan Jin, however, seemed very calm. He tapped his fingers on the steering wheel leisurely a few times before getting out of the car: "I prefer the feeling of throwing money at you rather than bumping into it."
Seeing that Nan Jin got out of the car quickly, no matter how many cars behind him were honking their horns, he was still very leisurely. He went to the back seat and took out a handsome wallet, walked up to the man and knelt down, and said softly: "It's really not good. Excuse me, I met you, didn't I?"
Maybe seeing that Nan Jin was so soft, the man became fierce, pointing at the tip of Nan Jin's nose and said indiscriminately: "How do you drive? You drive in such a crooked way? Look at the one who hit me now. I can't get up! I want to call the police!"
The man took advantage of the opportunity to find his mobile phone to make a call, and Nan Jin just looked at him quietly: "The mobile phone was knocked into the air? Come, I'll give it to you."
Nan Jin fumbled in his pocket and handed the phone to the man, who wanted to take it but didn't make a call, and said, "If... If you choose to lose money for yourself, I won't mobilize the police force!"
"It's okay, I don't mind. Or let me help you."
"No, I'm afraid you'll call someone to beat me. I've seen a lot of people like you. If you run into someone and hear that you want to call the police, call someone to beat you!"
Nan Jin thought it was very funny, and almost sprayed it accidentally, and then said: "You found out that it's troublesome, what should I do? I happened to bring a car full of people."
The man seemed shocked when he heard that, he glanced at the car anxiously, saw that there were many vehicles and pedestrians around him, and then he turned his head and complained: "Oh, hey...it hurts me to death...this person will beat him if he doesn't pay money. Man, is there no law of heaven? I can't even get up..."
"Bang bang", a one-dollar coin came down from the sky, and Nan Jin then took out several coins from his pocket and threw them down: "No, collect the odd ones first, there are more."
Don't you want money?I, Nan Jin, have plenty of money, and it doesn't matter if I spend a little more. It just happens to be lucky for the strange things I have suffered in the past month.
Then one after another, the ground was covered with resounding and shiny coins, and even a few cents came out. Nan Jin opened the wallet again, and there were a lot of banknotes in it, and he swung them down one by one until the banknotes were gone. He dug again and threw it over: "So much, is it enough?"
The man's face was smashed, his whole body was smashed, and there were money at his feet. He must be very happy when he saw the gold and silver treasures all over the floor. Thinking about Nan Jin's old fool, but this man still pretended: "Use money!" Things that can be resolved can’t be a problem, and I have to call the police.”
"Hey, hey, are you the police? Someone here has been hit, come quickly!" Bai Zhan got out of the car while talking on the phone, and found a huge bag from somewhere and handed it to Nan Jin, " Brother, there are still billions of dollars here, smash it, smash it all, save him trouble."
Probably hearing that the police were really coming, the man got up quickly: "Just give me a little more, I won't call the police!"
"Okay!" Nan Jin understood Bai Zhan's glance, took the bag and threw a pack of papers inside to the person on the ground, "Here, I'm going to deposit it in the bank, now I'll give it to you! "
The man took it quickly, got up and pushed the car away, Nan Jin's face immediately turned dark when he saw this, and he pulled Bai Zhan into the car.
"Brother, what do you want to do?!" Seeing that the situation was not right, Bai Zhan stepped on the gas pedal!And very anxious!
"You watch quietly."
"Fuck, don't! Brother, calm down!" Bai Zhan swallowed, grabbing the seat belt on his body, "I understand that you feel uncomfortable after losing so much money, but! You can't drag me together to seek death ah!"
"Nimma shut up!"
With a kick of the accelerator, Bai Zhan almost flew out. He screamed, feeling the feeling that the car was about to fly, and saw a person in front of him being pushed up, flying in the air with a small hair stove attached to the battery. After a long time, it fell to the place where the fruit stand was in front.
This man just touched porcelain, he smashed fruit together with a pile of money, and made it all over the street, the merchant was furious because of this, he just picked up a stick and wanted to beat him, his belly burst with laughter : "Brother... Hahaha... You are willing to spend money and still do this... Immoral... Hahaha..."
Nan Jin gave Bai Zhan a mocking smile: "Do you think I'm really good at spending money?"
"Didn't you smash it?"
"The thing in the bag of paper you took out is Mingbi."
"..." Bai Zhan's eyes widened, "The one in the wallet?"
"Useless guns! There are also guns and game coins that have been piled up before!"
"..."
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