There are always people trying to tease me

In the blue sky and white clouds, a group of ape-men with no clothes live on the vast land. They can't speak Chinese or foreign languages, and they can only "swish and babble", but the environment they live in is very comfortable and beautiful. Pollution, an oasis, but a little poor and a little barbaric.

They got up early and worked as usual. In order to build a strong house, they began to cut trees and move stones from a long distance from the mountain. Suddenly, there was a scream in the sky, dragging a long tone, Two people fell from the sky and fell into the river beside the grass.

That is Nan Jin and Bai Zhan.

When they poked their heads out of the river, they found that the river was surrounded by apes. The apes looked at them with strange eyes, and then began to whisper to each other. They seemed to have very strong opinions on these two people.

"What the hell is this place?" Bai Zhan rubbed his eyes, thinking there was something wrong with his eyes.

Nan Jin didn't know for a while, but all the apes were wearing grass skirts, no matter male or female, their upper body was bare. They looked like ordinary people, except that their hair was thicker and The facial features are not correct, the hair is dirty and long, and the expression is quite fierce.

But this ghost plot is really enough, and it actually started to go back in time, back to some primitive era, these people seem to be unqualified and uneducated, seeing outsiders is the enemy, and they will definitely attack.

Nan Jin guessed it right, the ape man threw a very thick cane from above to surround him and Bai Zhan, and then two fat ape men came down the river, and stepped forward to tie them up with the cane. knots, each carrying them up.

"Brother, where are they taking us?" Bai Zhan said very softly, afraid they might have heard him.

Nan Jin shook her head: "It's definitely not a good thing, remember, play by ear."

Bai Zhan let out an "oh", and began to doze off on the ape-man's shoulder. Nan Jin really looked at him with contempt, knowing that sleeping was nothing on his mind, no wonder he was so white and tender.

Once again, the apes said some incomprehensible words, and after nodding to each other, only the fat two apes continued to move forward, and a large part continued to go up the mountain to do work.

They walked a long way, passed through a large oasis, and came to the wild forest. The temperature in the forest was obviously more comfortable than outside, and the dense trees were towering and impenetrable. Without the strong sunlight, the environment looked darker. The morning rain and dew are still hanging on the leaves, there are many unknown plants growing on the ground, and the air is very fresh.

A cave appeared in front of it, and the entrance of the cave was covered by many vines. After entering, the two apes threw Nan Jin and Bai Zhan on the grass pile, then turned around and walked out.

Because the hands and feet were bound, they tried a lot of effort to not untie them, Bai Zhan shouted: "What should we do? We have to run away while they are away! What if they come back and eat us? Or, what about using us as a human experiment?"

"Shut up." Nan Jin reminded him angrily, and then looked around.

However, the cave was dark, and the line of sight was not very clear. We could only vaguely see the heads and bones of many animals hanging around, and a few pieces of grass. There were also some weapons neatly placed in the corners of the cave. advanced.

"They are so poor!" Bai Zhan moved over after seeing those weapons, as if he was very interested, "However, if you look closely, these seem to be relatively high-end, and you can sell them for a lot of money if you take them back?"

"They're rich, really."

"What? Don't be kidding! I live in a dilapidated cave. I want pots and pots, vegetables and vegetables, rice and rice, money and money, and I wear grass leaves on my body. It's like a hula dance. ...I'm going to hehe!"

"Little scholar, they are objects of nature. You can have as many as you want. Apes are very intelligent. They are much smarter and richer than you."

"Bah!" Bai Zhan spat on the ground, "Let's think about how to untie it..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the two apes came back, which surprised Bai Zhan, he quickly hid behind Nan Jin, and looked at the two fat apes with treacherous eyes. After the two apes looked at each other, they came forward and violently The tie was loosened, and then he said some incomprehensible words to them, and then moved out of the way, intending to let them out.

Bai Zhan was particularly elated, it turns out that these two ape-men are really good!This will set them free, have a conscience!So he took Nan Jin and escaped.

However, the ape-man stretched out his hand and grabbed them forcefully, dragged them back onto the haystack, and said some unintelligible words to them, in a stronger tone.

Bai Zhan pouted and pouted with an ugly expression on his face. When he was about to escape again, Nan Jin held him back. Nan Jin leaned forward and said, "Try to be calm, they will analyze it by looking at their expressions."

Bai Zhan didn't take it seriously, and pushed Nan Jin away impatiently: "Analyze me! Who knows what they mean, it's important to escape!"

He ignored Nan Jin's obstruction and tried again, maybe his expression just now was a bit angry, but the two apes who attracted him became even more angry, grabbed Bai Zhan and pressed him on the thatch pile, and farted at him Butt, after the fart, the butt smacked his face, making him scream.

Afterwards, the two apes went out angrily, found some tree sticks to block the entrance of the cave, and swaggered away.

Bai Zhan turned over, his face flushed like a monkey's butt, he was very embarrassed, rubbed his butt and stood up cautiously, and said pitifully: "Why is it always me who gets hurt... Could it be that this is also an era of looking at faces? ? Those who are good-looking should be beaten and disfigured? And the law of heaven is gone..."

Nan Jin came over to look at Bai Zhan's face, and touched it with some distress: "Hey, it won't be like this if you listen to me, do you know next time?"

"You don't come to help me either!" Bai Zhan felt aggrieved, and leaned directly into Nan Jin's arms, hugging him tightly, "I know I was wrong, I will promise to be obedient next time, and I won't hurt you!"

Nan Jin scratched her nose: "It's fine if you don't talk." Yes, it's too annoying to dislike Bai Zhan, and he still screams like a duck.

The two romanticized for a while, Nan Jin went to get the weapon in the corner and began to chop the wooden stick blocking the entrance of the cave, unexpectedly the weapon was quite powerful, and split the wooden stick with three strikes, Bai Zhan clapped his hands and applauded, Bounced over to provoke Nanjin to go out.

Who says apes are smart?Isn't this stupid, thinking that they can't escape like this?Weapons won't work anymore?Is the windshield made of wooden sticks really strong?What kind of crap is this!In the end, it turned into a pile of wood residue...

Based on previous memories, Nan Jin dragged Bai Zhan into the wild forest. They had to be extra careful. The ape-man's legs were thicker and their fur was thicker. They were bald. If they were bitten by unknown things, they would be miserable. up.

But it’s true, suddenly there was half a snake hanging from the branch above their heads, it was thick and colorful, the snake spit red letters at them, its eyes were green, Nan Jin and Bai Zhan subconsciously moved quickly They backed away, but unexpectedly there was a snake in the bushes at their feet, which bit them fiercely on their legs.

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