There are always people trying to tease me

"Brother, let go of that wolf!" Bai Zhan didn't care if his kidney would fall out again, he jumped on it and threw Nan Jin to the ground.

The red-haired wolf rolled to the ground, and it charged into the sky with red light all over its body. In an instant, the whole sky was red as if it had been stained with blood. The clouds were glued together chaotically, and then spun and spun into a huge hole. The hole, revealing a wide opening in the sky.

When the wind picked up, the trees in the jungle began to shake, the dust on the ground flew all over the sky, and even the water in the waterfall was swept up, sucked into the big hole like a dragon's tail.

Bai Zhan and Nan Jin rolled on the ground several times, and when they were about to fall down the hillside, they clung to a small rock. Bai Zhan pulled Nan Jin's feet and shouted: "Brother, you must try your best! You If you let go, we're all done!"

Nan Jin looked down and shouted contemptuously: "You can only yell like a duck! When did you help me? It's good that I didn't kick you off!"

Bai Zhan quickly shut his mouth, but the force of the wind was too strong. After turning the two of them over and sucking them into the big opening together, Nan Jin's hand was almost exhausted, and it was very likely that it would be dislocated, while Bai Zhan It was even worse for Zhan, because he grabbed Nan Jin's pants too tightly, and he tore Nan Jin's pants.

The wind sucked in more and more fiercely, and finally the trousers were "teared" and broke. Bai Zhan grabbed the air and rolled into the big opening along with various impurities.

"Brother—" Bai Zhan yelled at Nan Jin while twirling. He clasped his hands and waved desperately at Nan Jin, hoping that Nan Jin could let go and fly up together.

We don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but we want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day!Isn't that what it says in the TV show?Therefore, Bai Zhan also wanted to be so romantic.

However, Nan Jin doesn't care if you are romantic or not, seeing that Bai Zhan is a snake maniac, she didn't even look at it, but hugged the little rock in her hand more and more tightly.

Fuck!Bai Zhan was secretly upset in his heart, did Nan Jin dislike being romantic with Lao Tzu so much?Really disregarding my father's life or death?

"You will die alone forever! Bah! Don't expect me to give you a baby!" Bah bah bah, the words are wrong, they are gay, how could they give birth to a baby?

When he was about to approach the big hole, Bai Zhan was desperate. He closed his eyes and waited for the feeling of being sucked in. However, something unexpected happened, a large meteorite suddenly shot out from the big hole, pushing Bai Zhan smashed to the ground together.

"Wow——" Bai Zhan yelled, his duck-like voice resounded through the entire sky, Nan Jin looked back, and yelled in his heart "I'm going to go", only to see the clouds in the sky burst open , and then fell down like a goddess scattering flowers.

The earth trembled, the sky changed drastically, the rock Nan Jin was holding on to was shattered, he grabbed a vine after somersaults, and when he looked up, a fire broke out in the sky, a huge flame burst from the big Jets were ejected from the mouth, and jungles, waterfalls, rocks, etc. were all burned.

Bai Zhan was about to fall to his death, Nan Jin jumped up holding the rattan, hugged Bai Zhan into his arms and landed firmly on the ground.

The dilapidated ravine turned into a sea of ​​flames at this moment, and Bai Zhan was stripped naked by the whirlwind again, stepping on the hot ground he screamed and jumped towards Nan Jin's body.

The sudden strength made Nan Jin lose his footing, and then the two of them rolled down the mountain with a "crash", the flames from above chased them down the mountain together, and they barely stopped until they hit a huge rock.

But the fire that spread over will not stop!Bai Zhan quickly stood up and helped Nan Jin up, only to find that Nan Jin was knocked unconscious and had a hole in his head.

How about playing with me?So useless!

Bai Zhan used all his breastfeeding strength to hunch Nan Jin up on his back, but it was not going well, his feet softened, and with a sound of "Ouch", he and Nan Jin continued to roll down the mountain together.

They rolled around in the dark, and they couldn't find them in the south, east, west, and north. The flames had already spread, surrounding them as if they were alive, and then many stars appeared in the big opening, and they also fell towards them.

Bai Zhan hugged Nan Jin and had nowhere to escape. Wherever he went, the flames were so high that he didn't give them any chance to escape. Nan Jin was still in a coma, and the weight was not light. Bai Zhan really felt embarrassed, almost satisfied. His head was sweating profusely, and his fart was about to come out.

"Just say it, you acted too fast!" Bai Zhan pointed at the unconscious Nan Jin and taught him a lesson, "If I hadn't been pushed out to listen to my advice, then we wouldn't have ended up like this! Retarded!"

"pia~" Unexpectedly, Nan Jin woke up, stretched out his hand and hit Bai Zhan on the face, and then sat up, "You say I'm mentally retarded? Nima doesn't want to live anymore?!"

"Oh, brother, don't, it hurts..." Bai Zhan's ears were lifted, and his neck was tilted upwards, "Look at the situation in front of you, brother! It's important to escape, brother!"

Nan Jin looked back, only missed the word "fuck", and jumped out of the fire pit pulling Bai Zhan: "Are you a donkey? Sitting here waiting to die?"

"I, I, I, am I afraid that you will be burned?" In fact, I am too weak to hold him, and I am not capable of piercing the flames.

After a while, the entire valley and forest were destroyed, the explosion exploded, the burnt burnt, Nan Jin saw a deep well, and jumped down together with Bai Zhan, at first Bai Zhan didn't dare, pushed and pushed It took a while before he went down with a "gudong". After getting down, Nan Jin looked him up and down, and asked strangely: "Didn't you be stabbed to death in a different dimension? Also, why did your kidney fall out?"

Bai Zhan looked at Nan Jin in bewilderment, and suddenly realized that he swam over and hugged Nan Jin, and shouted excitedly: "Brother, you finally remembered? Great! I will give you as much as you want from now on." , will definitely make you feel refreshed!"

Nan Jin slapped Bai Zhan's face: "Okay, tell me what's going on slowly in the future, the key is now, how can we hide!... What are you doing?"

"Oh, I'm looking for any loose stones in this stone well."

"What are you doing?"

"Hey, it seems that this piece can be pulled out." Bai Zhan twisted the stone, his face beaming with joy, "I just thought, brother, your memory recovery must have been hit, just in case you pull it out again. If I forgot, I'll smash your head!"

"...Stop! You, you, are you trying to murder me?!"

"I'm saving you, okay! What if you lose your memory and stab me to death again? Don't you know that you stabbed my kidney?"

"Don't! Let me tell you, little scholar, if you really fuck with me, I can push you into the water and drown you alive, believe it or not!"

"While you have memory, I'm not afraid that you will do it!"

Seeing that Bai Zhanzhen took the brick and shot it up, Nan Jin shrank his head and turned over to hold Bai Zhan, and the stone fell into the well water with a "gudong": "Do you want to die or not?"

Seeing that he was at a disadvantage, Bai Zhan immediately yelled softly: "Brother, I was wrong! I just wanted to shoot you in a daze, and I was wrong!"

The corner of Nan Jin's mouth curled into a smile, but he still pushed Bai Zhan into the water and submerged for a while, Bai Zhan raised his head while spitting bubbles, and cursed while coughing: "You are inhuman! You really want to drown me , thank you for being fucked so many times by you!"

"Can you talk less, don't you think it's too noisy?" Nan Jin quickly covered Bai Zhan's mouth, he found that something was wrong in the well.

After Bai Zhan finished spitting out the bubbles, the well water was still bubbling, as if something suspicious was about to come out from below, and before the blink of an eye, the well exploded!

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Recently, the mentally handicapped author is dead... the brain hole is dead... let's make up for the brain~~~