There are always people trying to tease me

Nan Jin always felt that she had a cold personality, but this time she dreamed that she had time-traveled, or time-traveled to a time of great enthusiasm.

Surrounded by volcanoes, men and women are in various shapes and poses. He looks calm on the surface, but his heart is boiling. Standing on the mountain, he feels that his feet are slowly undulating, and this undulation spreads to the whole body, making him stiff up.

"Yeah!" He snorted, and finally couldn't hold back and kicked up in pain, only to hear someone fall down like a tree stump with a "boom".

Nan Jin woke up with a start!

He found that the floor had turned into a ceiling, and those chairs and tables were turned upside down. After his head stopped for three seconds, Nan Jin quickly raised his chin, only to realize that half of his body was hanging on the edge of the bed.

He squirmed a bit, feeling that he could not get up smoothly with his own strength, and his posture was not very elegant, so he yelled: "Xiao Si?!"

Xiao Si is his second-in-command and driver. Apart from eating, drinking and sleeping, he is usually by Nan Jin's side. This morning he came to pick up Nan Jin.

Usually, Xiao Si would wait outside the door, but today his voice unexpectedly echoed from the other side of the bed. Nan Jin thought she was dreaming and being silly: "Are you in my room?"

Xiao Si slowly got up from the floor while supporting his waist: "Yeah, I really can't stand listening outside, the boss is in trouble, of course I will help you by eating your meal."

"What's the matter?" Nan Jin was helped up, seeing Xiao Si reached out to bring a pair of panties to his eyes, Nan Jin looked down, and then was dumbfounded.

"Don't blame me." Xiao Si sighed aggrievedly, "I just want to help you cure this problem. Just now, when I heard you getting high in your dream, I thought this was an opportunity, and then..."

"And then fuck me?"

"Yes, yes, oh, no, no, no, no," Xiao Si hurriedly defended, "I'm not good at that, really, I don't have any unreasonable thoughts about you."

"Then what did you do just now?"

"Like this." Xiao Si twisted his buttocks and swayed his waist in front of Nan Jin, rubbing his hands together, "Come and swing with me, swing, swing~"

Seeing him dancing in the water snake dance like a snake maniac, and smiling like a nympho, Nan Jin put on her panties and said, "Damn mentally retarded."

The door opened and closed, Xiao Si chased out while putting on his shoes, Nan Jin's coat was still in his hand: "Boss, wait for me, where are we going today?"

"A rich woman's family."

"Ah? Are you going to be adopted?"

After Nan Jin stopped, she turned around suddenly, raised her index finger and touched Xiao Si's chin, and said with a smile on her face, "There are many accidents coming from flying, so drive more seriously."

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Today is a good day, Bai Zhan plans to go for a stroll around the city to buy some delicious food, after all the stock at home is gone, and he is an idiot who can't cook.

He lived in an apartment building, on the top [-]th floor, when he went out with his credit card and pressed the elevator, he found that the elevator didn't respond, and then he pressed it madly: "Fuck, what a shit... "

In fact, yesterday's announcement had already been posted, saying that all elevators will be under maintenance today, but Bai Zhan never cared about such things as announcements, so he kicked hard on it a few times, and the elevator button popped out. on the tip of his nose.

"Damn it!" Bai Zhan pressed the tip of his sore nose and looked at the stair passage on the other side, "What the hell, I want me to go up to the [-]th floor? Fuck..."

At this time, the cell phone rang, and it was his exclusive driver calling. Bai Zhan said "Yo Hey" and quickly answered the call.

"Brother Bai," the driver's voice has always been soft and thin, making people's hairs stand on end, "I've been waiting for you for a long time, I'm almost peeing on my body, what on earth are you..."

"It's not like peeing on me." Bai Zhan interrupted, "Come up to me, immediately, immediately!"

After hearing this, the driver hung up the phone and ran up, but as soon as he got to the elevator, he knew he had been duped, so he wanted to call Bai Zhan, but the phone came: The user you dialed has turned off...

The driver's heart was broken. Looking at the [-]th floor, he suddenly felt like hell, and he was about to step into this hell.

Finally, after taking a deep breath and holding it, the driver roared "Ah" and rushed upstairs.

After about 10 minutes, the driver stepped on the breaking point panting, not only sweating profusely, but also blushing as if he was about to burn: "Bai...Brother Bai, I...here..."

Bai Zhan was sitting at the entrance of the elevator whistling, when he saw the driver appearing like this, he laughed so much that he spit out his saliva: "You, you, why do you look like you were fished out of boiling water? What the hell... Hahaha……"

Bai Zhan laughed at himself like this, the driver covered his face and became embarrassed: "Small oil, stop laughing, stop laughing, isn't this all for you?"

"You said it was for me, did you like me?"

"I, I, I like... I, I, how can a man like me like a man..."

"Look, you're so hard!" Bai Zhan's hand touched the driver like lightning, making him extremely uncomfortable, "I'm just sure about you, come on, come on, old rules."

As soon as Bai Zhan let go of his hand, the driver went limp, and he took the opportunity to jump on the driver's back and let him go downstairs.

When he threw Bai Zhan into the car, the driver seemed to be paralyzed, and lay directly on Bai Zhan's body, tired and casual, the driver just put his hand on Bai Zhan's buttocks, and then touched it. .

"I hate your mother!" Bai Zhan jumped up directly, "Get out, get out, and say you don't like me! Look at you, you touch me, you touch me! Butt!"

The driver was pushed and rolled to the ground outside the car like a rubber ball, and when he was about to defend himself in a panic, Bai Zhan jumped back into the car and drove away by himself.

Halfway through the car, the tire blew out because the temperature of the road surface was too high. There was only a "bang", mixed with bland swear words, and the car rolled over and hit the guardrail under the sudden brake.

Due to inertia, Bai Zhan flew out of the car window, and just flew onto the windshield of a car next to him that was waiting for a red light.

With a sound of "boom", Bai Zhan fell so dizzy that the people in the car were startled, but Bai Zhan breathed a sigh of relief. He never thought that his arm was so strong that he could knock someone else's car down. hold on!

"Hey!" Fortunately, the driver in the car knocked on the windshield with an angry expression on his face, "Why don't you come down soon, do you want to make a nest on it?"

Bai Zhan thought something was wrong, it would be too embarrassing for him to lie on it like this, and he is a rich man now, so he can't lose with others talking like this!

So, he slid down the windshield like a slide, pretended to be silent for a while, and took out a check from his pocket: "Here, take it, it's compensation for your mental damage."

"Xiao Mian, you give money without looking at the car? Are you treating us as poor people who are open to money?"

"Isn't it just a 911? I tell you, my family can buy several 911s. It's a car that looks like a fart. I have the nerve to challenge me."

There was another man in the car, Nan Jin. When he noticed Bai Zhan's side face, he was deeply attracted. The next second, the car door opened, and a long leg stepped out, followed by half of his body and The other leg, then the head.

shit...

The sudden appearance of this person shocked the audience.

When Bai Zhan looked over, it happened that a ray of sunlight shot over Nan Jin's head, and he felt instantly blinded by the titanium alloy dog's eyes.

Nan Jin took off her sunglasses again, revealing a pair of dark and deep eyes, looking at him with slightly raised corners of her mouth.

My god, it's just a Shuaibi!

What Bai Zhan was thinking at this time was that it was worth being blinded by Shuaibi. It would be better to be kept by this Shuaibi for the rest of his life after being blinded. on his chest...

Of course, the reality gave him a strong shock!

"The little scholar over there."

Little scholar?mean me?Bai Zhan looked around and found that they were all old men and old women.

"It's about you." Nan Jin hung on the car door, playing with her sunglasses, and said with a sigh, "A check is not worth as much as you, what should I do if I don't like it?"

Dislike?So you mean you have your eye on me?

Bai Zhan didn't know why he was happy in his heart, the feeling of being favored by Shuaibi was really great!However, in front of the eyes, I still can't lose.

He pretended that his scalp was numb, and gagged a bit after saying "Ouch": "Fuck. Ji? Uncle, we won't do. Ji!"

uncle?I am not that old.

The corners of Nan Jin's mouth twitched, as if he didn't intend to let Bai Zhan go after hearing these two words. Although he was a man who was going to be thirty, the little scholar in front of him seemed to be in his 20s. As for calling himself uncle?Even the children saw him and called him brother!

"What did you call me?" Nan Jin walked over slowly, pushed Bai Zhan towards the front of the car, and then stretched out his hand to support the front of the car, just staring at Bai Zhan with interest .

Probably because he looked at Nan Jin wrongly, Bai Zhan was a little timid, but he didn't want to be weak in public, so he raised his neck: "Grass... grass mud horse, what do you mean?"

Nan Jin grinned, put her other hand on the left side with a "swish", then leaned forward with her upper body, and blew into Bai Zhan's ear: "Guess?"

All of a sudden, Bai Zhan's ears were red, his scalp was numb, his legs were limp, and he almost sat on the front of the car, and Nan Jin saw his point, kicked his feet lightly, and then leaned forward again. Leaning forward, Bai Zhan could only lean back, and got on the front of the car in order to avoid it.

Nan Jin walked forward again, and he was stuck to Bai Zhan. The heat around his body rushed to his face, and Bai Zhan was so hot that he was sweating all over his body, and one part was still rubbing against Bai Zhan.

so...

too hot……

Facing such a handsome guy, I almost couldn't hold it anymore...

"Get out of your mother!" Bai Zhan jumped up suddenly, pushed Nan Jin away and crawled out from below. While running away, he turned around and shouted at Nan Jin, "You bastard! How dare you rub me! You can do it if you have the ability!" Fuck me! Slut!"

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Haha... first time trying Danmei!But as usual, please support me!