God is the king of acting

"Brother, stop, stop, I really don't know why a senior is so idle and pretends to be a monster."

Early in the morning, a man grabbed a young man's ear and walked forward. The young man behind hurriedly begged for mercy, but even the seven aunts and eight aunts who followed behind couldn't save someone's ear.

"Xiao Rui, it's your fault. It's really not worthwhile to offend a powerful senior." A fat woman said while eating peanuts while walking.

An Zirui felt wronged more than anyone else, it didn't matter to him at all, well, he was the one who said there were monsters here, but who would have thought that a cultivator would pretend to be monsters.

One night, in order to deal with the monsters, everyone took out the magic weapons at the bottom of the box, but these magic weapons to exorcise evil spirits were completely useless, but when someone accidentally threw out a treasure left over from the cultivation world thousands of years ago, the other party reacted, But that is completely a magic weapon for monsters to deal with cultivators, and it is actually useful!

After being beaten up by the other party, everyone understood that the person in front of them was not a ghost at all, but a fellow of the same way. Not only was he a fellow with very powerful spiritual power, but he was also a fellow with no filth on his body. , it was a terrible fight.

Even for people outside Fang, as long as their hands are stained with blood, there will be a trace of evil spirit left. Usually, there is no harm at all, but evil spirits will use these evil spirits to lure people who practice Taoism. Fang will respond to the magic weapon to remove filth, what does it mean to not respond, that is to say, the other party is a person with clean hands or an extremely simple heart.

There are more than 60 billion people in the world, and even babies will have the remnants of the previous life. The magic weapon to exorcise evil spirits is of no use to people with a small amount of evil spirits. Cultivators will subconsciously dodge when encountering them, monsters will attack, and Chu Lian... just takes it for herself...

An Zicheng's heart aches when he thinks about it, if it wasn't for his stupid brother, how could he lose the things he always wears.

Almost all the outsiders have an exorcism weapon, and they usually use the sealing mode in order not to hurt themselves, and they are used to find creatures with evil spirits that are different from ordinary people.

In fact, these are not enough to judge whether the opponent is a monster. Some powerful monsters will cover up their aura, or use magic tools to isolate them. The reason why An Zicheng can judge is because of his natural ability.

Although An Zicheng is not the most capable in the family, he is the one with the strongest sensory awareness, even stronger than the magic weapon of exorcising evil spirits. This also made him spend a painful childhood. Everyone has some small evil spirits, and these evil spirits are in An Zicheng's body. The eyes will be infinitely enlarged, that is, everyone will give him a sense of fear.

Once a monster with a magic weapon of isolation broke into An's house. He could tell at a glance that this person was not a human being, but this Chu Lian didn't give him any feeling.

"Brother, let go first, it really hurts, and besides, isn't that thing useless to you, why do you bother?" An Zirui hurriedly grabbed his brother's hand to cushion the force, it really hurt too much.

An Zirui was so angry, it was a joke. During the party, everyone was showing off how exquisite and powerful the exorcism jewelry they were wearing was so embarrassing for him alone.

"Old man, why don't you hurry up and persuade brother, your grandson's ears are about to be pulled off!"

The old man said a few times, he doesn't care about children's affairs, it's definitely not because he is angry.

……

After a whole night of tossing, Chu Lian was refreshed from beating people, thinking that they were in a good mood and healed all their injuries for Yinshi's sake.

In the end, it was Yinshi who drove him home, because a certain god didn't have a driver's license at all.

The door closes.

Chu Lian blocked the person from taking a step forward, and directly pressed the person against the door.

At 1.7 meters four against a 1.8 meters five big man, Chu Lian could only raise her head, feeling that her momentum was inexplicably shorter.

As soon as Yin Shi lowered his head, he saw the young man's aggrieved face, and he didn't know how to react. He had no experience in raising children at all.

"You don't believe me at all, I told you I'm not a monster." Chu Lian was even more aggrieved.

Yin Shi clenched his fists, and did not hit his fists with a cold face. If it is not a monster, don't act like "I am a monster" all day long, anyone will misunderstand it.

Chu Lian raised her toes and kissed the man's nose: "Even if people misunderstand me, I don't want you to misunderstand."

He said and put the man's hand on his heart: "I am here, just like you humans, and I can move."

The atmosphere was a bit oppressive, and Yin Shi could clearly feel the heartbeat from the other party, and then pulled out his hand without hesitation.

"What you are using now is a human body."

In the past few days of getting along, Yinshi found that the other party's personality was really not ordinary, and he couldn't hold on to a serious look for a few minutes.

Chu Lian shrugged, and jumped in front of the man. Seeing the man taking off his suit, she couldn't help sniffling: "For the sake of being wronged today, can I ask you a question?"

He wanted to ask a long time ago, but in his previous life, the other party didn't owe him anything at all, and he couldn't find a reason to ask. Besides, with the relationship at that time, it would be even worse if he asked.

"Why are you wrapped up so tightly? Wouldn't it be better to relax at home?" Chu Lian pointed to the button that was still tightly fastened around her neck.

Yin Shi froze for a moment, and after a few minutes of silence, he spoke: "...It's nothing, I'm just not used to it."

"Not used to anything."

"There's no reason." Yin Shi finally relaxed, said something casually, and took his clothes to the bathroom.

Chu Lian sat on the stool, holding her chin and watching the figures of men coming and going. For the first time, she was a little annoyed by her immature figure, especially when a certain monster was comfortable talking about love all day long. A serious blow to a virgin!

Next time, I will tell Gongxi Yaotian that his family Heishi will tell the things between them all day long.

Thinking so, Chu Lian took out her mobile phone to pass the time before the printing time came out. When she opened Weibo, she found that she had gained tens of thousands of followers in an instant.

The comments below are in order: #Now a certain star is really hateful, what's the use of having a good face, the heart is black. #

#有这个一个花, I am deeply worried about the future of the motherland, and hope that the majority of underage children will not look up to a certain star. #

#验女子 is really not a man, no, he is not a man in the first place, sorry for misunderstood you, sister Chu Lian. #

#我家子颖女神 is so pitiful, she was almost scolded and cried by the other party, Chu Lian, you are so shameless, don't just rely on your young age to hurt others at will, we can drown you with a spit. #

#You want to hate him, after all, he is just a child. #

Wait, wait, all the words were swiping the screen, Chu Lian went to Wang Ziying's Weibo to browse around, and they were all comforting words for the other party, and then spit at him one by one.

Chu Lian narrowed her eyes with interest. The Internet is really an interesting thing. Big things can be minimized, and small things can be spread to the whole world.

I didn't expect that the picture of Wang Ziying splashing water on him could be distorted like this. You don't need to think about who sent the video. The angle of shooting was Lin Haoran's position at that time.

"I've been hacked again, do you want to help me?" Chu Lian shook her phone at the man after taking a shower.

Yin Shi rubbed his hair expressionlessly: "You are really easy to be hacked, this can only show that it is your own character problem."

Under normal circumstances, which newcomer can be noticed to this extent.

Chu Lian smiled, of course I did it on purpose, as an ordinary young man with no status and no money, he is not only famous for his acting skills.

Therefore, he asked Gongxi Yaotian to find many sunspots.

But he will not let himself be hacked all day long, just like Yinshi said, if he is hacked too much, a concept will be formed in the public's mind, that is to say, there must be a problem with his character, otherwise so many newcomers None of them are black, just black you!

Yin Shi didn't understand why a person outside the secular world would care so much about these things, but the other party's answer made him completely stop talking to the other party.

He said that the emotions of envy, jealousy, or worship in human beings make him feel very funny.

For some reason, facing the serious man in front of her, Chu Lian always felt ashamed when she said this.

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Happy Children's Day, I don't know why I didn't receive a gift today, my baby is so scared, what's wrong with this world. (~￣(OO)￣)ブ