[Comprehensive British and American] Super power gourmet

Every year when summer is approaching, when Abby finds that his villain friends are hanging out in front of her eyes more often, she knows that these guys definitely want to eat small!dragon!shrimp!up!

Of course, the sudden arrival of the clown this time was due to Luthor.

The clown drinking hand-ground coffee seemed to know in advance that Luther would come. Even in jail or death row, he could not give up the ritual sense of life. He even handed an exquisite cup to Mr. President, who came from afar, as a celebration of Luther’s success. Elected President of the United States.

I didn't expect the clown's news to be so well-informed.

Half of the dialogue between the two lunatics is done laughing.Friends in Gotham finally realized that laughter can also be used for dialogue, which perfectly verified the sentence, "Others say I am crazy, but I laugh and others can't see through."

This directly caused Arkham's inmates to spend the next week in hallucinations of magical laughter, which is enough to see how terrifying the mental attack of the clown Galuthor is.

As a full-fledged game fan, the clown once thought that if he survived in "Ready Player One", the original male protagonist Parsifal would have no chance to successfully find the Easter eggs, and he is the most authentic male number one!

So when Luthor invited him to play a game called "Infinity Gems", the Joker was so excited that he picked up the coffee cup and clinked with Luthor.

If Arkham hadn't banned alcohol, I'm afraid he would have been so excited that he would have gotten drunk on the spot.

But it doesn't matter, as long as you have feelings, you can drink anything!

Of course, the clown will not admit that he went to play with his good friend Abby, half of which is for the infinite gems; as for the other half, of course it is for the crayfish!

"Crayfish? What kind of lobster?" Even Luthor smelled an unusual delicacy.

With Luthor's help, the Joker quickly gathers the team and heads towards Manhattan.

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When Abby was still living on Baker Street, no crayfish could escape Baker Street alive.

History, always surprisingly spread to Manhattan.

Then Abby sadly told everyone.The first batch of crayfish that Mr. Hannibal sent her had been fully dedicated to Wayne Manor, and fell into the stomachs of Bruce and Tony.

Everyone looked at Batman.

Batman stared straight ahead calmly, with a gloomy face, without saying a word.

But his expression clearly distanced himself from the relationship: I am Batman, where is Wayne Manor?Now I'm going back to the Batcave.

Kidding…

The Joker excitedly invites Abby to have dinner, and in order to protect her personal safety, Batman must go with him!

So there is a scene where the clown is standing on the super-standard convertible Batmobile, going wild and unrestrained.

Fortunately, this is in Manhattan. If it is in Gotham, the people of Gotham will definitely start to doubt life.

As the organizer of the meal, the clown decided early on what to eat!

"Today, let me take you to experience the ebb and flow of the tide, the two heavens of ice and fire!"

Abby:? ?This wave of cars was caught off guard!

Batman, "..." Stop talking, he has a picture in his head.

It wasn't until Bruce, who was sitting in the ice-boiled mutton hot pot restaurant and fantasizing about the picture of "Jiang Jiang Niang Niang and Niang Niang Jiang Jiang" from time to time, that he really understood what the clown said.

Freeze the mineral water into 2cm*2cm ice cubes, pour them into an old copper pot, spread the freshly cut Sunit lamb on the full ice cubes, and then put scallions, tomatoes, white radish strips, Onion, wolfberry and ginger, and finally red wine, the journey of ice and fire begins!

After the pot boiled, Abby served a bowl of soup to Harry and Poison Ivy respectively. The clear mutton soup was so fresh that eyebrows fell off.

The men who were looking forward to it knew that they had no hope of making soup, so they could only do it silently.

Poison Ivy Pamela wanted to say proudly: "She only performs photosynthesis and does not need to eat..."

As a result, I couldn't hold back when I smelled the aroma of the broth... Tonight she will be a beautiful goat-eating flower.

There is a mystery hidden in the bottom of the old copper pot. The soup will rise and fall like breathing. When the "ebb tide" will reveal large pieces of mutton at the bottom of the pot, which is suitable for eating with meat.

The tender meat of the little lamb is not smelly at all, dip it in the special dipping sauce, yes, it is the feeling of great nourishment!

Iced boiled lamb alone is definitely not enough to satisfy a few diners!

The clown who did not know where to get the crayfish has already greeted the boss and boiled it into delicious lobster powder.

First, let the lively crayfish roll a few times in the oil pan, and the fragrance that comes out is so fragrant.The fried lobster and lobster sauce are boiled in the pot for a few minutes, and then the soaked powder is added, fried peas, konjac, fish balls, chopped peppers, a bowl of delicious, spicy and fragrant lobster powder immediately opens the early summer appetite.

Bruce stared blankly at the villains holding one end of the rice noodles, inhaled lightly, and passed the chopsticks again, with a sound of "sucking", each mouthful of noodles was slightly sucked into his mouth with soup.

Clown: I've got a special way to eat lobster!

When he was full, Bruce, whose brain finally started to think, looked at the clown vigilantly: "Are you really here for a dinner date?"

A scheming clown, don't guess what he's thinking, it's always a bad guess anyway.

The clown, who was piously holding a glass of red wine and smelling the aroma, was about to answer Batman's question, when he heard the people at the next tables start whispering.

"Oh my god it's really Batman and the Joker, I almost thought they were cosplay."

"How could these two deadly enemies sit together? Is it because the Joker has drifted away or Batman can't hold a knife."

"What kind of international joke are you making? Batman is holding bat darts. Huh, huh, huh~"

"Have you seen the Penguin and the Riddler sitting at the same table? Let me tell you that their relationship must be unusual!"

"The figure of Harley Quinn is really good, she is my goddess!"

"The young lady next door is also very enchanting, she is my type!"

"But do they also eat whole grains? God, I always thought that these gods don't need to eat! Guys who ate like rice buckets just now, are they really Batman and Joker in my impression?"

"Idiot" Batman & Joker: "..."

There are many reds.

In addition to some reasons for not booking a box, Bruce, who usually goes out to eat, usually appears as Bruce Wayne. Together.

Facing Batman's questioning and the neighbors' speculation, the Joker said grandly, "Of course I want to take Abby away!"

Abby: ...how does Abby herself not know?

Bruce, "...did you ask Abby for her opinion?"

The clown looked at Abby sincerely, and simply answered for her, "Abby knows now and supports my decision very much."

Abby & Bruce: ? ? ?

Very well, the clown's unscrupulousness once again successfully aroused the anger of Batman, who made him promise the friends of the Avengers that he must send the girl home safely tonight.

"Clown." He didn't want to talk nonsense with this lunatic anymore, he slapped the table, and heard the deep voice of chronic bronchitis coming from his throat, "If you dare to move Abby's finger, today either you or I will die. "

The Riddler subconsciously took over the words: "You are so cute, I love you to death?"

The Riddler, who was addicted to earthy love stories recently, found that his conditioned reflex was very inconsistent with the atmosphere of the scene. He covered his mouth embarrassingly and gave the stage to the two big shots.

The clown who was interrupted looked at his partner and subordinate viciously, "Riddler, you just have one shortcoming."

Riddler: "What?"

The clown responded with an eye for an eye, "The venom I lacked will poison you to death."

Abby: ...Why is it still a game of local love talk?

Abby, who was in the vortex of struggle, wanted to run away. Ever since the clown rose from self-employment to studio level, and saw the trend of his organization expanding to a limited liability company, she knew that this dangerous friend could not be made.

And then she found out... her superpowers had been controlled by Poison Ivy and couldn't be used.

Don't ask her why she didn't summon the Infinity Stones, Abby has given up struggling against these guys who "have nothing to do and pretend to be dead".

Poison Ivy was lying on Abby's shoulder at this time, whispering into her ear, "Don't struggle, baby. I like you very much, and I don't want to hurt you."

As for Bruce...

Speaking of which, Poison Ivy was very interested in Batman at the beginning, and almost succeeded in seducing him. She never thought that Batman would break free of control at the last moment, obtain the pheromones in her body, successfully develop an antiviral serum, and even threaten her. To burn all the plants in Gotham.

Now when she sees Batman again, she just wants to bury him in the soil as fertilizer.

But Bruce didn't know that after Poison Ivy further carried out photosynthesis for a period of time, the pheromone in her body has been successfully upgraded to pheromone max, which is a hundred times stronger than what Sol and Arthur were recruited by.

Sure enough, Batman's consciousness soon became Poison Ivy's.

"I should go water the flowers." He jumped up from his seat, talking to himself, while holding the air watering pot, he walked out of the restaurant solemnly.

Abby, who was also controlled but still conscious: "Mr. Wayne, are you such a good Batman?"

As the last struggle, Abby humbly called out to all the jewel daddies in her heart.

Infinity Gems: What do you mean?It's too windy today, we can't hear it!

Abby was taken into the clown's car "smoothly", and the moment the car door was closed, no one saw the dark figure on the roof silently watching everything.

"Foo, activate the quad-frequency GPS tracking system in Abby's pocket immediately."

Instead of sitting still and passively preventing the clown from kidnapping Abby, it's better to take the initiative and wipe out his criminal lair!

Today, please call him Bruce Wayne the Great Detective!

And in a clown-style rampage in a private car all the way, Abby resisted the urge to vomit and asked the clown about his plan.

The Joker and Luthor's plan, to be precise.

"Let's go, let's meet the soul gem together!"

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I remember the first time I ate cold boiled sheep

The four of us ate two catties of mutton

As a result, the four of them got dizzy all afternoon and almost had a nosebleed~

Thanks to the little angels for irrigating me with nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of clear water in a quiet pool

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ^_^