[Comprehensive British and American] Super power gourmet

Sol returned to Asgard, in addition to asking Odin for an explanation, the main thing was to confirm the situation of the Rubik's Cube.

From Abby's absorption of the energy of the three crystals to the appearance of the eldest sister Hela, Sol told his father about the experience of the earth.

Odin's face was heavy, as if he was recalling something, he said, "Since that's the case, it's time for me to tell you something."

He turned his head and wanted to pat his good boy, but saw Sol's eyes filled with tears, as if confirming something, he said very excitedly, "You are finally going to tell me, in fact, I was adopted that one."

Odin, "...children, do you have any misunderstandings about your father?"

He just wanted to tell Saul everything about Hela!

In the early years, Odin fought and killed, and raised his eldest daughter into a monster of war.After the world was at peace, he finally realized that he might be a successful monarch, but he was also a failed parent.So much so that in the generation of Thor and Loki, his education method is still the negative teaching material of the universe.

Odin in his old age was very remorseful.

"Good boy, I hope you can untie the knot between your three brothers and sisters." Odin didn't ask the children for forgiveness, but only asked the three brothers and sisters to live in harmony so that Asgard would not be destroyed.

Sol nodded, although he couldn't beat his elder sister.But he still firmly believes that he can influence Hela with love!

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And on the distant earth, Captain Carroll, who had been away for decades, was studying the most advanced AI smart housekeeper, Jarvis, and was amazed, "When I first left the earth, it took 5 minutes to open a file on a floppy disk. minute!"

Unlike now, floppies?What is a floppy disk?

CD-ROM drives are almost extinct!

Carol is very pleased with the progress of her hometown.

Until Tony showed her the latest VR technology.You know, Carol used to be an out-and-out game fan, and the slot machines in the bar were enough for her to play for a while, not to mention the VR technology with a sense of real experience.

Although Abby also likes playing games in the Avengers Building, she doesn't understand, "Can this be more exciting than playing Star Wars with real guns?"

Then Carol threw out "Tomb Raider", "Resident Evil", and "VR Version of Humans Fall Flat", "I have never robbed tombs, beaten zombies, and never played such a sand sculpture game in Interstellar! "

"I'm running away from drugs!" Ronan, who is also an Internet-addicted boy, reminded Carol weakly. In the game, he seems to be Captain Marvel's younger brother. Not to mention, this younger brother is quite competent. There is also a fully equipped M416, all for you!"

Abby, "..." Licking like that?

……

Over there, Captain Marvel is obsessed with indie games and e-sports, while Captain America is also preparing to appear on TV.

Unlike Tony and Bruce, who filmed superhero blockbusters not long ago, the US government valued Steve's positive energy and invited him to shoot a series of educational films to be a good example for students.

In order to be better on camera, Steve wore the US team uniform every day and stood in front of the mirror to practice his lines.

"Hi everyone, I'm Captain America." In a serious tone.

"Hi everyone, I'm Captain America." There was a bit of naughtiness in the seriousness.

"Hello everyone, I..." Sorry, he couldn't be serious anymore.

In addition to repeatedly trying different tones, Steve sometimes put his hands on his waist, sometimes clasped his hands behind his back or put them in front of him, and sometimes held a book under his arm. He would ask Abby for each position. Opinion, "Is this okay for me? Is my tone better?"

"I think you look the most handsome with your hands on your waist!" Abby gave her opinion very seriously, "You can start with a smile on your face, and then be serious when you make sense later, yes... that's it, it's perfect!"

Bucky pushed the door open and saw this scene.

"Bucky, what do you think of my rehearsal just now?" Steve waited expectantly for his friend's evaluation.

"Steve, you will always be the most powerful in my heart." Bucky's evaluation is also very thoughtful, "Kids will definitely learn a lot of good qualities from you, I really can't find anyone more suitable for filming than you." educational film."

Steve covered his chest, and looked at Bucky movedly, with a "good brother, you know me best" expression on his face.

Seeing that, Abby looked confused, "What kind of strange boy friendship is this?"

Soon it was time for Steve to "go to war".Abby and Bucky head over to cheer him on with delicious toast.

Although the shooting process took longer than expected.

Under the critical lens, the fledgling Steve was NGed hundreds of times.The good-tempered captain can still raise a standard smile when facing the camera, but the corners of his mouth are numb from the smile.

Hungry Abby and Bucky can only eat the high-value burst pearl toast and delicious taro toast.Gently tear it apart and feel its softness. The whole toast tastes like a ball of cotton, dense and soft.The taro puree with the texture of ice cream is soft and soft, super fragrant!

Taking advantage of Steve's break, Bucky quietly fed him several mouthfuls, so as not to let the captain starve and finish recording all the shots.Abby, on the other hand, knew the "hidden rules" and bribed the director with apple toast.

Refreshing and sweet apple toast, there is an indescribable surprise after one bite.There is delicious apple pulp hidden in the fluffy bread. The director who was conquered by this bite really released a lot of water in the next filming.

Of course, both Steve and Bucky firmly believe that this is because the acting skills of the captain who adapts to the camera have improved by leaps and bounds.

Abby was sitting leisurely in the corner, drinking strawberry milk smoothie and looking at Steve in the shooting. The pink and tender stacked strawberry cream was as sweet as bubbles, and there was a sweet smell around her.Because it was so fragrant, it attracted the attention of the studio next door.

Next door is shooting an exquisite suit advertisement, and it is said that suit connoisseurs and British gentlemen are specially invited.

"If Mycroft or Sherlock were here, they would definitely say, of course, how could the charm of a suit be performed by Yankees." Abby could imitate the essence of Sherlock Holmes, and even Bucky, who is famous for his facial paralysis, laughed People are turned on their backs.

But when she found out who the Brits were, Abby quickly stopped laughing.

Harry Hart is leaning on an umbrella, he has changed into dozens of suits.I have to admit that I just can't keep up with my physical strength when I get older, unlike Eggsy, a young man around me, who can't wait to try on the suits of the entire crew.Looking at Eggsy who looked like a dog as soon as he put on a suit, no one could imagine that this kid would be a hip-hop gangster in his bones.

"It smells so good." Egger smelled this smell when he changed into the No.20 suit again. It has the smell of tropical fruits and soft bread. The smell is getting stronger and more attractive. , making Eggsy swallow several times.

He frowned, not understanding, "Why does the crew next door have afternoon tea, and we can only drink bad black coffee."

The assistant told him that it was brought by the actor's assistant.

"Now the assistants are so versatile. I must pay a visit." Putting on a suit and talking in human language, Eggsy straightened up and walked towards the studio next door in a gentlemanly manner, and then saw...

"Abby?"

Abby met Eggsy a few times when she was living on Baker Street.At that time, he was still a gangster who had just been picked up by Harry. He often buttoned his suits wrongly, and he could wear whatever he wore when he walked, and he could wear the momentum of "I am astonished, and I am willing to break through and everyone looks up to me".

Harry would sometimes take Eggsy to discuss something with McCoff. In his memory, Eggsy liked the chocolates and small cakes on the coffee table in the living room very much. Ask for a pack to take home.

Abby is impressed with Eggsy.

As soon as Eggsy saw Abby's expression, she knew what ancient memories she thought of.

He quietly explained, "Harry ordered me to pack the chocolates and cupcakes. He said he was an adult and couldn't make everyone think he was greedy."

Bucky, who was enjoying the taro mashed meat floss, paused for only a second when he heard this, and then continued to eat bitterly.

Eggsy, who smelled the aroma, focused his attention on Bucky's mouth. The glutinous taro paste met the salty meat floss. The taro was beaten into a very fine taro paste, and the meat floss was in his mouth. Back, it can be said that it is a test of the willpower of an English gentleman.

Abby clearly felt Eggsy's hungry eyes.

And, she sighed in her heart, I'm afraid I will have to cook an extra dinner for two tonight.

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Since the missing Hannibal sent Abby a few native chickens from deep mountains and old forests, Abby once suspected that this guy had retired and started a pastoral life.Abby carefully studied these old native chickens that had been dissected clean and tender, and determined that they were real chickens rather than other messy things, and finally decided on the content of today's dinner.

That is - chicken noodles!

Considering the tastes of British gentlemen, the tomato chicken noodles served first are definitely international.

Basil leaves are added to the traditional tomato chicken noodles to complete the taste experience combining Chinese and Western tastes, but it is not obtrusive at all.Eggsy gave it to Harry after a few seconds of struggle.

Harry first took a sip of the soup gracefully. The sweet and sour tomato gave the bowl of noodles the base tone. The flavor of basil leaves was incorporated into the soup, bringing the freshness of the chicken noodles to the highest level and endowing it with a multi-layered taste experience.The soul is the incomparably tender local chicken, which is high in protein, low in fat, and has a particularly good warming effect, melted into a bowl of noodles.

"It's delicious with nourishment and health. It's really a good bowl of noodles." Harry has never eaten such thin rice noodles, which completely refreshed his understanding of Chinese food.In the past, McCoff always asked him to eat, but he always refused.

Now it seems... It's a loss!

Still savoring the sweet and sour taste in his mouth, Harry caught a glimpse of Eggsy's bowl of pickled cabbage chicken noodles.

Oh, it looks delicious too!

Eggsy's whole body is full of warmth, and the hot and sour taste is too appetizing!After cooking the soup for a long time, the essence of the sauerkraut was fully stimulated and blended with the soup base, making the seventy-year-old group who hadn't eaten it frowned aggrievedly.

It's a good thing that Abby has always been partial to them.The seafood chicken noodle with toppings is their favorite bite.

A large number of fresh products are served with chicken soup, and the fusion taste has many layers, and the tip of the tongue can appreciate layer after layer of freshness.

"Is your ace agent short of funds recently?"

Seeing that the two of them were super moved by eating noodles, and thinking that they would go to the sea to shoot commercials, Abby began to wonder if the British agents were monopolized by MI[-], which caused the employment rate of Ace Academy to be greatly reduced.

"Actually we..." Eggsy wanted to explain, "Oh!" Unexpectedly, Harry pinched his thigh hard under the table to tell him to shut up.

"Actually, we have reached a real trough." Harry followed Abby's words and began to pretend to be pitiful. "MI[-] has poached many of our excellent employees, and has severely damaged the Kingsman industry chain, causing us to make ends meet and in debt. We have no choice but to , we can only make money by contacting suit advertisements." Speaking of sadness, Harry burst into tears.

Eggsy was dumbfounded, teacher, amazing!

Abby, who didn't turn on the yellow crystal, didn't know what to say for a while. In fact, she wanted to suggest that Harry and Fury could film the one-eyed agent together, or that their Ace Academy would release a series of suit documentaries such as "Wear a Suit, We're Serious!" It's a great way to make money!

Seeing the sympathetic eyes of the trio, Harry continued to add fuel and vinegar, "If we hadn't eaten such delicious noodles tonight, Eggsy and I planned to buy a hamburger and share it between the two of us..."

Eggsy, "..."

Harry, you are so unscrupulous, does Merlin, who has allocated a lot of funds to us in the UK, know? !

In short, amidst Harry's tearful complaints, Abby, who knew and pretended not to know, could only "generously" take them in, because McCoff had already greeted her in advance, and there was something about these two that the British government wanted to know Intelligence, she needs to hold them down.

"Harry and Eggsy won't do anything to hurt you." McCoff still knew this friend who was also an enemy and friend very well, but he still couldn't help telling, "These agents usually have a rough life. Yes, you don’t need to cook for them, just let them eat hamburgers outside.”

Abby looked up at the four men who ate three bowls of noodles in a row, and was at a loss for words, "I understand."

Because of the addition of Kingsman, Abby has two more visiting meals.

Fortunately, the shooting of Steve's promotional video is getting better and better, and it will be finished soon.

On this day, the director team found a good partner for Steve, Scott Lang.

Lang, who was ready to join the Avengers, greeted Captain America warmly as soon as he arrived, and thanked Abby happily, "My daughter and I both like your cookies very much. She is always dreaming, I am I like sister Abby's biscuits!" Scott said imitating his daughter's tone, it seems that SHIELD must give him a good father award.

And that Fat Jiu, who spends all day eating potato chips on the sofa in the Avengers Building, really needs to reflect on himself.

Fat Chirp: ...Ah Choo!

"I just baked cranberry cookies and I'll bring them over to Kathy tomorrow." Abby couldn't resist her love of children.

"That's not what I meant..." Scott waved his hands in embarrassment, "I mean, Kathy will definitely jump for joy!"

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Compared with Steve's unfamiliarity with the camera at the beginning, Lang, who has a wealth of life experience, is simply a master of the show. He immediately talks to the camera and even performs an impromptu dance.

Bucky crossed his arms and commented on him coldly, "The Avengers is not suitable for Ant-Man, Hollywood is suitable."

"I think I can appear as an ordinary person first, and come to a sitcom or something." Sure enough, Scott, who was not satisfied with acting, began to transform into a screenwriter, "Then I transformed into an ant Man, it's more impactful that way, isn't it?"

Scott felt that he was simply a genius in the acting world.

Poor director, instantly remembered the fear of being dominated by Tony and Bruce last time.

Now he wanted to throw the script on the ground immediately, shook his head and left, and gave Scott a death stare of "You just need to be an actor, you are the director and I am the director".

Scott, who was unsuccessful in usurping the throne, began to add drama to himself.

In Scott, Abby sees the obsession of an old father.He told Casey that he was going to be on TV, and with Captain America.

"Dad, is that the tall and handsome Captain America with a gentle smile?"

"No, that's called America's Sweetheart." Scott showed Casey a photo of Steve before the serum injection, "This is what Captain America really looks like, and all you'll see on TV in the future will be his makeup. of."

"Dad, you're much stronger than Captain America."

"of course."

As a good father, in addition to establishing himself as the tallest image in his daughter's heart, Scott also needs to let his ex-wife and ex-wife boyfriend know that he, Scott · Leaving no suspicion · The most powerful man in history · Lang, on TV He is also so handsome and versatile in front of the camera!

The most important thing is that after shooting this promotional video, he can get a considerable income.

That's right, like Steve and Bucky, the three famous avengers are poor.

Bucky: No, as the former No. [-] male model of Hydra, I am now in charge of the Avengers, and my net worth is still very high.

In short, the addition of Ant-Man made Captain America active in front of the camera, and the cooperation of the latter two still produced a lot of laughs and urine points.

Not long after, the first Captain America educational promotional film finally appeared on TV.

Everyone sat on the sofa in the Avengers Building with a sense of ritual, staring at the super big screen that occupies the entire wall. It’s nice to have money.And Scott also held his daughter eating cranberry cookies, nervously waiting for the TV screen.

"Will there be Scott in the first issue?" Bucky asked.

Abby nodded, "The director said that Scott still has a very comedic effect, and it can attract a wave of traffic at the beginning."

As soon as she finished speaking, the show began.

"Hi everyone, I'm Captain America."

With the familiar voice coming from the stereo, the superhero educational promotional video is on the stage!

Tony shook the red wine glass in his hand, "I didn't see it with my own eyes. I really can't imagine standing on the TV and talking such boring words. It's really you, the captain."

The legend that educational promotional films are comparable to hypnotic films is not in vain. Even if they are made by superheroes, they cannot escape this curse.In less than 5 minutes, everyone fell asleep.

"Where's Ant-Man?" Hawkeye asked, yawning.

Meanwhile at Ant-Man's house, Casey asks his dad the same question.

Scott Lang was silent: ...Yeah, it was agreed that I would appear in the first issue?

It was Abby who was the calmest. She pressed the pause button, zoomed in and zoomed in again, and finally on the shoulder of the captain, she saw Ant-Man dancing and entertaining himself alone.

Everyone, "..."

The director's revenge is always so straightforward.

And from the beginning to the end of this season's educational film, Ant-Man appeared like this.

For a long time afterward, Scott's friends thought he was lying.Because of the Captain America educational film, there is only the captain, not him!

As for Steve, it wasn't much better.

It is said that major primary and secondary schools in the United States have become popular to broadcast this season's 24-episode educational film to students who violate school rules. In the future, Captain America has become a nightmare for students in many circles.

This made the famously down-to-earth American sweetheart very sad.

But these are later stories.

As for the other suit crew, they also encountered their bottleneck.

Yes, for money, or other reasons, their commercial shooting lasted a very long time.

On this day, it is necessary to combine the elements of Kingsman Academy and shoot the shot of Harry playing handsome with an umbrella.

At the beginning, Harry will stand in front of a group of villains with an umbrella in his hand and say a very classic line. Then the villains raise their guns and start a shootout. Harry calmly opens the umbrella. , all the villains fell, and Harry stood unscathed in the mess.

A close-up shot of the brand-name custom-made suit without a trace of wrinkles.

Harry said another slogan for suits that changed to 13.

Abby: Is this a suit ad or an umbrella ad?

After the director talked about the script of the commercial shooting, Harry confidently made an "OK" gesture, "No problem, try to take one shot to the end, and pass one!"

Harry's reputation in the industry is still very good, but this time the props group is not very good.

When the villain raised his gun arrogantly, Harry opened the umbrella handsomely, and the bullet rebounded along the established arc. Everyone was relieved. It seemed that today's work could be called off early.

Unexpectedly, in the penultimate shot, the shot of the gunfire piercing the glass did not appear. Instead, the bullet hit the glass, bounced back with a bang, and once again approached Harry and the crew outside the safe zone.

Isn't this what you expected?

The director of the commercial whose life was hanging by a thread was so frightened that he couldn't move, so he said use special effects, use special effects, don't come true!The assistant director just wouldn't listen to him!It's all right now!

"Stop!" Abby still had quick eyes and quick hands, one look was enough to control these bullets, and they fell vertically to the ground with an acceleration of gravity.

Although they don't know how they fell to the ground, but they are used to the wonders of the superhero world, what everyone cares more about is to figure out what went wrong with the props group.

"The case has been solved." Abby looked at the hard bulletproof glass that had been replaced by someone.

"Made in China."

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