[Comprehensive British and American] Super power gourmet

"Yondu." Abby looked at her "old friend" and exclaimed.

As one of the founders of the Guardians of the Galaxy, Yondu has been wandering in space all year round.It was a beautiful encounter for him to stray into the planet of Tierle Jones.

He's never seen a planet like it... emm, it's so damn gluttonous!

It's so fragrant, and unlike the earth's atmosphere, Delicate Jones is similar to oxygen, which can also provide the needs of breathing, and even supply the unlimited nutrients needed by the body.At the same time, inhaling gas can produce a feeling of fullness, just like eating cotton candy of various flavors.Even though the black planet was empty, without even a gleam of light, he'd damn well wanted to settle here.

Pizza, steak, hot pot, barbecue...every breath is a steady stream of frantic eating, Yongdu never thought his appetite would be so big.

"Hey, you're going to eat up my planet!" Just when Yondu couldn't stop, a ball of fiery red gas suddenly floated over from a distance. Through the color, Yondu noticed that this guy seemed very angry.

Galaxy veteran Yondu never admits, "I'm just breathing."

Abby, "..."

The blue-skinned guy looks savage and rude, but Abby has to admit she's all too lonely on this planet where time doesn't pass.A while ago, when the black hole of the universe appeared, she could still get in and talk about Tiantian and Hela.But since the black hole disappeared without warning, she has returned to her lonely time.

If a person is born like this, then this loneliness is bearable.

But since having a friend and losing this friend, Abby's life has become difficult.

Although I don't know if Yondu is an enemy or a friend... let's treat him as a friend.After all, Abby didn't have the concept of enemies in her mind at that time.

Coincidentally, Yondu, who discovered the New World, used the name of making friends to eat and drink in Diel Jones, and by the way, he gave Abby a popular science about the cosmic culture of "the world is full of wonders".

This made Abby suddenly curious about the outside world.

The good times don't last long, Yondu's father, Ego, soon discovers Abby's existence.

Also known as the "Universal Prodigal Son", Yi Ge's favorite thing is to sow seeds in every corner of the universe. He has cast his nets widely to the point of insanity, and has countless descendants.

Even when two people from different unrelated planets meet in space, they may be long-lost brothers, or uncles, or grandparents, who knows.

In his later years, Egg didn't know if he wanted to share the family happiness, or he was even more frantic, ordering Yongdu to bring back his children and grandchildren from various planets.And during the time he was in contact with Abby, every time he met Yi Ge, Yi Ge could smell all kinds of magical fragrances.

"Yondu, how many times have I told you." Egg was a little annoyed, "Eat breakfast outside before coming in, don't bring it into Planet Ego."

Yondu, who doesn't have the habit of eating breakfast, "..."

After a few moments, Egg, with his super brain, realizes that there is something wrong with Yondu.

After secretly following, he found Abby and Abby's planet Diale Jones.

And Yi Ge's secret is that he needs to constantly absorb all the energy he can absorb to maintain his own survival.And the huge energy contained in Dial Jones is exactly what he needs.

Not to mention this planet... oh so damn delicious!

……

I have to say that Yondu's ability to tell stories is still strong. After living in the universe for so long, his experience is different.

Stuck at the most critical place, the dry-mouthed saboteur poured down a large glass of whiskey, and burped full of wine in satisfaction. When he looked up, he saw everyone curiously s face.

"If you want to know what happens next, please listen to the next explanation."

It wasn't that Yondu wanted to show off, but he was hungry while talking.

In the dining room, he held out his blue finger and teased Groot.When he came back to Earth, he accepted the commission of a certain bear and took Groot back.As for Cengfan, it’s all very convenient ╮(￣▽￣")╭

It wasn't until the entrance of the sheep and scorpion, which was connected by flesh and blood, that the familiar feeling popped out from the bottom of his heart.

Wow, that's what it tastes like!

Yondu, the master of sheep scorpion, is very skilled. Insert the straw into the opening of the bone to suck up all the essence of the soup inside; then gently poke out the bone marrow with chopsticks, and slowly taste the meat on the bone. The glutinous meat made Yongdu fall.

Specially marinated mutton scorpions, each piece of meat is very thick, without any mutton smell, friends who eat scorpions for the first time can only eat mutton, have no time to chat, and clearly feel the mutton between their lips and teeth They were extremely satisfied.

Yes, what Abby brought everyone to eat this time is specially made for Yondu's temperament - sheep scorpion mandarin duck hot pot.

On the other side is the same very nutritious mushroom soup pot, put in large pieces of beef ribs, full of collagen, full of Abby's selfishness for Natasha.

Compared with the ever-eating hot pot, the old man Steve is trying to pick up a small snail.

Following Abby, he has influenced a lot of Chinese food culture, and Steve's chopsticks skills are no different from those of real Orientals.Unexpectedly, he ran into a wall in front of spicy snails.Tsk tsk, Yondu's expression was very disdainful, he easily opened a bottle of beer with his left hand, and picked up a snail with chopsticks in his right hand, and sucked out the delicious snail meat with his mouth.

Yondu is satisfied.

Snail sucking looks simple, but in fact, not everyone will get it.For example, Tony and Steve, they could only pick out the snail meat clumsily with toothpicks, so before eating a few, the whole snail had been scraped clean.

The two of them beat their chests and stamped their feet. Yes, when eating with superheroes, they only pay attention to the word "fast".

"So you really packed Groot and threw it at my door." She didn't expect to send Groot away so soon. The little one can sit in the baby chair and feed himself now.

Yondu was also very helpless when he talked about Groot. In an explosion, in order to protect his teammates, Groot’s body was blown up. Fortunately, he still has a branch, which can be achieved in a flowerpot. His own regrowth, but the dying baby Groot still needed a lot of nutrients to survive.

In desperation, Yondu can only think of Abby.

With the idea of ​​using a dead horse as a living horse doctor, Yondu hurriedly brought Groot to Earth.But at that time, there were constant disputes in the Guardians of the Galaxy, and he didn't have time to stay longer, so he could only wrap Groot into a courier. He thought that Abby, a smart ghost, would definitely understand his good intentions.

Abby: God the fuck knows what you're doing.

"Wait a minute!" Abby, who realized something was wrong, interrupted Yondu, "Why do I feel that the current plot is so similar to a young child who was cruelly abandoned by his biological parents when he grew up? "

"Biological father" Yondu: "..."

He's not Egg!

Yondu, who was dissed, was speechless, but T'Challa kindly helped him change the topic, "Then what's the matter with the purple crystal?"

After eating and eating, Yondu remembered his other main purpose of coming to Earth.

Igo didn't know where he heard the story of the crystal spar, and he was eyeing one of the purple crystals, which is the cosmic spirit ball, and asked his second son Yondu to retrieve the ball for him.

But Yondu, betrayed!

The former him was "Party A abused me thousands of times, and I treated Party A like first love".

But now Yondu, in the face of Egg's increasingly weird temper, has his own ideas.Yes, he wants to be Party A himself!

But the power of the cosmic spirit ball is not so easy to control. At least Yondu saw countless people die under its power because of "narcissistic audacity". At that time, he happily came over to discuss countermeasures.

Unexpectedly, he was the first to meet T'Challa who was very frustrated because of the loss of the power of the heart-shaped grass.

Yondu is startled to find the perfect test subject.

Of course, T'Challa, who knew how much he was, immediately sought Tony's help.

In the laboratory, a dazzling purple light blinded everyone's eyes.They are all people who have seen yellow crystals and ether particles, and the Avengers are quite experienced.However, the Cosmic Spirit Ball is worthy of being called a purple crystal, and the flow of light is more turbulent than other crystals.

Everyone looked closely at this treasure from the universe, and even the curious babies of the boring Justice League came to visit when they heard the news. After all, they had never seen a single crystal spar.

Only Abby, who sat in the corner of the sofa very uncuriously, vowed to keep her distance from this ball.I don't know if there is a telepathy between the crystals. She felt that the red and yellow energy in her body was jumping more violently than usual, so she could only whisper to herself, "Shh, are you recognizing your relatives?"

There is no use.

The two forces were quiet for a few seconds and then began to move around.

"Jarvis, what do you think?" Tony directly left the data monitoring task to his AI smart housekeeper.

"Sir, if I'm not here, I hope you can be mentally prepared." For some reason, Abby felt that Jarvis was shaking.

Tony, "...can't you turn on the highest firewall mode and OB the edge?"

Jarvis, "Yes, sir."

The data detection process of the Cosmic Spirit Ball was difficult and long. Under Tony's nervous gaze, Jarvis finally brought the news, "The data of the purple crystal is too huge. Judging from the part of the data detected, no one here can bear it." His strength."

Tony patted the reactor on his chest, "Mine is made of isotopes from the Rubik's Cube."

Jarvis, "No."

Sol waved his sledgehammer, "I can't do it, the second prince of Asgard?"

Jarvis, "At least not yet."

T'Challa pointed to his Vibranium suit.

Jarvis, "Amethyst can tear vibranium to shreds with little effort."

Bruce... Bruce, who wanted to flex his biceps, put his hand down silently.

"Wait a minute, there is someone who can." In more complicated and more scenic calculations, Jarvis finally discovered the feasibility of the plan from the huge database.

With Doctor Strange taking a step forward in the spotlight, it's time to prove the power of the metaphysics once again.

"The Eye of Agamotto can really compete with the purple crystal." Jarvis' mechanical voice sounded very cold, "But in their confrontation, Mr. Strange, you will be directly swallowed by the two forces."

The kind that no scum will remain.

Strange took a step back without hesitation and disappeared into the crowd.

Who is that?Everyone suddenly had a bad feeling.

The emotionless mechanical voice unexpectedly let out a sigh at this time, "The data shows that Miss Abby has a 50% chance of being able to absorb all the energy of the purple crystal."

Abby, who was out of the crowd, "!!!"

"No, it's too dangerous." Bucky was the first to veto.

Tony nodded, "Even with a 99.9% chance, I wouldn't let Abby take the risk."

Let alone half and half.

Abby was very relieved that the food for so many days was not in vain, and everyone still felt sorry for her.

"Wait a minute, there's something wrong with this data." How about Yondu being a member of the first generation of Guardians of the Galaxy?

"...Yes." Jarvis, who was usually interrupted, agreed with Yondu, "Miss Abby herself has a 50% chance of absorbing purple crystals, and the ether particles and yellow crystals in her body each have a 25% chance of absorbing purple crystals. % possible."

Yondu slapped his thigh and said excitedly: "This is not a 100% success rate!"

…It is true to say so, but I always feel that something is wrong.

"Isn't the yellow crystal given to the vision?" Tony looked at the vision and brought the Maximov siblings in slowly, and asked his own question.

Vision explained, "I often feel a little power floating outside. It seems that my guess is right. This power is indeed still stored in Abby's body."

Earthlings are too emotional!

Yondu didn't know that he was also a good father who valued affection in the parallel space, but at this moment he was childless and could not understand the mother-in-law and mother of these guys very much, "Hey T'Challa, don't you want to restore your black Leopard power?"

The original plan was to find a way to control the energy of the spar, and guide some of the energy to T'Challa to help him restore the power of the panther.Now it seems that dreams are always beautiful...

T'Challa frowned and vetoed without hesitation, "Sorry, I can't risk my friend."

Abby, "..."

So according to the development of the general plot, shouldn't she throw out the momentum of "Dong Cunrui blowing up the bunker" and "Liu Hulan calmly died", and said righteously, "T'Challa, we are good friends. As long as we can help you restore the power of the Black Panther, What am I going to risk?"

Then, under the eyes of everyone who couldn't stop her, she rushed forward without hesitation?

...stop stop!

Abby was afraid that if she went on like this, the ether particles would make her ideas come true.

She said calmly, "I think everyone is so smart, they must be able to come up with a way without taking risks."

……

"Why are you all here today? Are you here to welcome me?"

Loki, who went out to do errands, did not expect to see everyone neat and tidy as soon as he returned to the base.

And, the sparkling purple crystal.

After he understood the ins and outs of the matter, Loki sat down on the sofa, and while Loki was paralyzed, he said disdainfully, "What am I supposed to do, isn't there a strong candidate for Zhenglian next door?"

The Zhenglian partner who remained silent, "..."

Yes, it's not that they didn't think about Superman.In view of the fact that Superman had just come back from the dead not long ago, and his emotions had just recovered, they were more afraid that the purple crystal would once again give birth to the blackening power in Superman. As for the cut Superman being black or something, none of them wanted to experience it again.

"That's right." Jarvis quickly calculated again. In fact, he had already done the calculation just now, and now he just checked whether there was any error in the data just now. "There is a 98% possibility that the purple crystal will turn Superman into black." overtake."

Superman far away in the metropolis, "Ah Choo!"

Louise, "What should I do if my boyfriend is always missed because he is too handsome?"

Although everyone has different opinions, Yondu's goal has been achieved.

The top three in the world's richest list are standing in front of his eyes at this moment, Yondu happily calculates the money he can get.

"Everyone has seen the power of the crystal, let's make a price."

The honest T'Challa knew that he couldn't take other people's things for nothing, so he wanted to ask Yondu's psychological price very honestly.

The shrewd businessman Tony grabbed him, "Let Superman control the spar first, the price is negotiable."

Justice League: When did Superman agree to help?

Yondu: Are all people on Earth so smart?

He gestured to take back the crystal, "I think there are many people in the universe who are interested in him."

However, Tony and Bruce stopped in front of Yondu, smiling, "Is there anyone in the universe richer than us?"

Yes, Kanade is so confident.

When everyone was arguing, no one noticed that Abby in the corner looked very strange.She looked at the white wrist exposed outside the sleeve, the red and yellow light that was originally buried under the skin was now emitting a faint light along the lines of the capillaries.

Although she didn't notice any abnormality in her body, Abby's strange eyes fell on the purple crystal, and she felt that this was not a good thing.

……

Superman, who was far away in the metropolis, received an invitation from a good friend of the Avengers and a reminder from a good brother of the Zhenglian, and flew to Manhattan without hesitation. The man of steel was suspended in mid-air, and Clark stared at the purple crystal that was showing off his might.

There is nothing Superman can't conquer.

It is expected that the well-informed Yondu, who is looking up at the sky at this moment, also has great confidence in Superman.

Then it's time to witness the miracle.

Everyone held their breath.

Clark's hand slowly reached for the purple crystal.Only those with very strong strength can control the purple crystal.

As it turns out, Superman is really strong.

The original strong purple light shrank slightly when facing Superman, Clark took the opportunity to seize the moment when the purple crystal was afraid, and urged the power in his body to control it.

The purple light was gradually absorbed by Clark like a flowing stream.

A set of operations is smooth and smooth. Under the jealous eyes of the Avengers, teammate Bruce is very proud, "Clark, the light of Zhenglian, Kent, there is nothing to be afraid of except kryptonite."

Clark, who has fully absorbed the power of the crystal spar into his body: It seems that there is no difference.

The power was still running through his body, and he was trying to control and channel him, and if he succeeded, he would be able to pass into T'Challa.The early stage was surprisingly smooth, Superman closed his eyes and was adjusting his breathing.

Even everyone's breathing has stopped.

So nervous.

At this moment, Clark suddenly opened his eyes. His demeanor was very different from before. It seemed that there was a trace of chill, which made people shudder.Is this what the legend says—

black!change!overtake!people!

Jarvis does not lie to us!

Bruce, who was the closest, suffered immediately, because Superman had already teleported to face him, and said very fiercely: "Are you Batman?"

Bruce in a suit smiled and said very calmly, "You mistook the person, I am the CEO of Wayne Group, and my name is Bruce Wayne."

Onlookers, "..."

What's the matter with this superb and superb acting skills?

Obviously Clark didn't agree, his right hand had tightly clamped Bruce's chin, and he said murderously, "You are Batman."

What's up with this surprisingly familiar feeling?

Bruce struggled so hard not to admit it, "I ~ no ~ yes!"

Clark, "..." Facing Bruce's drama, Clark admitted that he had lost.

After bringing Bruce back to the ground, Pipichao let go, "Just kidding, haha!" Looking at the speechless expressions on everyone's faces, Clark felt that his prank was very successful.

Abby was still worried, she always felt that things were not that simple, "Clark, so the purple crystal has been completely absorbed by you?"

Seeing Superman's calm face, it seems so.

Clark felt the flow of power in his body, and his expression changed, because suddenly, he couldn't feel even a trace of crystal power!He thought to himself that he was too strong, so he absorbed it completely to himself, so what about T'Challa?

But he soon discovered that he was wrong.

Because that force in his body can gather into a quantum-level point, and then... Fusion!

Amethyst tells everyone with life, what is meant by not erupting in silence, but perishing in eruption!

Soon, Superman's skin began to glow with brilliant purple light, and even his originally calm face began to twist.It happened so suddenly that everyone's mouths became O-shaped!

"Clark!"

At the same time, the red and yellow light on Abby's body also suddenly shone. Before she could react, a magical force sucked her in, making her hold Superman's hand tightly...unable to hold it, Because Superman has ascended to the sky, she can only grab his cape.

Abby felt that huge power was constantly being sucked in by herself. Her body seemed to be torn apart. The red and yellow lights that originally converged were rapidly turning into three red, yellow and purple beams. Disperse.

Pit father ah!Why did she come to observe the scene?

Before her eyes darkened, Abby howled in her heart unwillingly: "Why are these crystals always messing with me? 886!"

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Thanks to Dong Baji for smashing landmines*1

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