Shen Lian saw the thin man's head getting in through the screen of the phone, and hurriedly threw the phone aside, and rushed out to retch.

Faintly, he heard a scream.

"I might not want to eat any sauce for a year," he thought.

When he came back, he heard the sound of "click, click, click" on the phone-a creepy chewing sound.

Alas……

Shen Lian shouted into the receiver: "How are you, buddy?"

No one answered him, only the sound of "click, click" resounded abruptly throughout the room.

"Kach... Kacha... Are you biting a bone?"

After a long time, Shen Lian heard a voice from the phone after a burst of broken voices stopped: "What's the matter?"

――It was the thin man's voice.

Fortunately, the thin man was not counter-killed, and besides being a beautiful idiot, he was also a waste snack, and in the end he really made himself a snack.

"Is he dead?" Shen Lian asked.

"I hit him on the head with a chair, and then tore him apart!" The thin man was very excited.

Shen Lian encouraged: "Great, you can come back and continue to take revenge, how nice it is."

The thin man readily agreed.

At the same time, Shen Lian saw that the air in front of him was cracked inch by inch.

This is a very strange experience, after all, the air is cracked, cracking lines one after another.It's like the whole person is sealed in a large piece of solid frosted glass, and then the frosted glass starts to crack from the inside.

Shen Lian sighed comfortably.

Fortunately, nothing went wrong on the way, and my borrowed knife murder went smoothly.

Shen Lian is really a waste, and so vicious, he mocked in his heart again.

A moment later, he returned to the previous studio.

The studio looked the same as when he left, still dark and gloomy, but there was no skinny man in it, and no dead himself.

It's just that there is a big pool of blood on the ground, which doesn't look very pleasing to the eye.

Shen Lian checked the chair and found that the legs of the chair were also stained with blood.He checked his vital signs again, and was rather surprised to find himself alive again.

What is this wonderful truth?Could it be that Shen Lian asked him to die for him before, and he asked that Shen Lian to die for him just now?

Wait, what if he asks me to die for him again?Then I asked him to die for him. Isn't this an endless loop? ——I hope that the skinny students will fight for a little bit and look after their enemies.

Shen Lian lay on the table and suddenly realized another problem.

At school, he thought the dormitory was too 'quiet' and annoyed him, but he was alone in the studio, so it was still quiet!

He buried his head in his arms and shut himself up.

until the bell rings.

Shen Lian picked up the phone.

"Hello? Hello?"

"Hi, I'm Shen Lian."

Shen Lian was so frightened that she almost tore off the headset!Because the voice on the other end of the phone was a pleasant female voice!

When speaking, the ending sound will be elongated-a bit cute, like being coquettish.

Shen Lian touched his heart with trembling hands, adjusted his breath, and said, "Your name sounds really nice."

"That's right, my mother took it, 'it's better to have pity for the person in front of you'."

This is not me, Shen Lian desperately told herself.

"Something happened recently..."

It's the beginning of the standard, I hope you don't pull me over again, Shen Lian thought.

"I am the sixth aunt of General Qian's family." Shen Lian said.

"Cough cough cough..." Shen Lian began to cough violently.

This is not me, how could this be me, Shen Lian desperately brainwashed herself.

"Sir, what's the matter with you?" The other end of the phone was a little worried.

"It's okay, you continue to talk." Shen Lian coughed while covering her heart.

"That's right, a few days ago, the general brought in the ninth concubine... The general liked nine concubine so much, he said it was love at first sight, and no matter what he did, he had to bring nine concubine with him, so that he could live and eat It's all great..."

What's the matter, are you jealous?If you're jealous, go for it, sister... Shen Lian thought for a while and felt that something was wrong with her, so she forced herself to stop.

"So the wife got angry. The wife felt that the general didn't love her."

Angry now?You found out that they don't love you until they are all married to Jiufang?Shen Lian complained silently.

"Actually, my wife is so stupid. From my point of view, the general still loves her. The general fell in love with Aunt Jiu's cat at first sight, not Aunt Jiu. Only the wife can't figure it out..."

Shen Lian: ...?

He silently listened to his parents eating melons, and continued to ask: "And then?"

"My wife just makes all kinds of troubles, finding trouble with Aunt Jiu, and the general doesn't bother to bother, and then one day I go to my wife's room..."

"What did you see?" Shen Lian cooperated.

"I'm combing my wife's hair. Aunt Jiu's cat got lost for some reason and came to my wife's room!"

"No," Shen Lian wondered, "Why do you comb your wife's hair?"

"I have to live with my wife." The girl's voice was sweet and soft.

"You trash!" Shen Lian sat up suddenly and said angrily, "Are you so weak in combat?!"

Well, this is probably just anger at myself.

"No! I'm not a waste! The general will be promoted to heaven by me soon!"

"This is you..." There was a sense of doting in Shen Lian's tone that was not what I expected.

"Where did we just say?"

"Speaking of Aunt Jiu's cat ran into the wife's room, you continue."

"Oh, yes, Aunt Jiu's cat has run into the wife's room... In winter, water is boiling in a brass pot, and the water is boiling, bubbling, rolling and purring..." At this time, the girl His tone was already a little nervous.

"Then!" Her voice suddenly increased, "Madam grabbed the cat by the neck! Put the cat into the boiling water pot!"

Shen Lian let out a breath, lowered her voice and comforted her, "Hey, relax and calm down, okay?"

"Hee hee! The cat squeaked twice after being scalded! Its tone has changed!"

"You're just watching?"

"That's right, I'm combing my wife's hair, she's more vicious than me." The female voice finally began to soften.

"That cat is beautiful, with white fur, no variegation at all, smooth and smooth...a pair of mandarin duck eyes, one green eyeball, one yellow eyeball, like emerald...The skin and flesh are boiled, and the pot It's full of blood, a pot of blood... ah!"

"Aunt Jiu likes that cat so much, the general also likes that cat, I don't feel it, only my wife doesn't like that cat... the green eyes are all boiled, my wife is laughing and hissing beside me, I don't know How did she laugh like that?"

Shen Lian didn't know what to say.

"Then what?" he asked.

"Only a few people in our house know where the cat went. Aunt Jiu couldn't find the cat. The general doesn't like Aunt Jiu. Aunt Jiu was sent away. I heard that she went crazy in the end..." Shen Lian said .

I think you are crazy too, Shen Lian thought.

"Then Aunt Jiu was actually pretending to be crazy, and she launched a Jedi counterattack?"

"No! It's a cat! It's a cat! When I sleep at night, I dream of a pot of blood and cat's rotten meat! That eyeball rolled out and stared at me! My hair is falling out! I can't sleep! "

"I understand your feelings and empathize with you, and I can't sleep...By the way, is your hair okay? How about I recommend some secret hair care recipes for you?"

"It's okay, we have a good background..." She humbled a few times and continued, "There are all kinds of seams in my room..."

"Sew?"

"That's right, cracks in doors, windows, beds, floor tiles, all kinds of cracks... At night, they ooze blood slowly, slowly..."

"How did you know?"

"The blood from the window crack dripped onto my face. I turned on the light and put on my clothes. When I lowered my head, I saw two eyeballs, one yellow and one green, looking at me from the crack of the bed! I took a closer look and saw the surroundings. It's all blood! I'm sleeping in blood... ah!"

"That's not right, the cat should go to his wife, why are you looking for..."

"It also went to look for a wife, it went to look for a wife, it went to look for a wife..."

"Hey, take a deep breath, don't get excited, relax, relax."

"There are cats meowing in my wife's room every night. The next morning I heard a maid in my wife's room whispering to me that when my wife woke up, there were cat fur all over her pillow..."

"It sounds like you are worse than her?"

"Who knows what she went through at night..." The girl's voice trembled, "That's right, it's been many days, the house has been noisy with cats, and my wife was frightened into a trance and lost her mind...I'm not too good either Where are you going, even the frequency of poisoning the general has been reduced..."

"Ah, touch you."

"Touch? Touch what? You! You are this kind of person! Don't worry, after finishing that dead man, you will be next." Her voice was still sweet and greasy.

"Well, what I mean is, the meaning of this sentence here is to comfort you... Besides, you shouldn't be able to find me, why did you call me?"

"Really? I think sir, you are very kind, so I will trust you...Call me? That's right, I don't know, I'm in a trance..."

"Let's not talk about this first, how is the matter resolved?"

"My wife asked someone to do the deed. First, I hired a great monk. I paid a lot of money for sesame oil, but nothing happened. Then I hired two Taoist priests, but there was nothing I could do... In the end, my wife had no choice but to believe in a missionary from the West. Sergeant, ask the general to find Mrs. Jiu and throw her into hot water as a living sacrifice."

"No, what's wrong with your wife?"

"Who knows, she's been hysterical all the time, I'll just say she doesn't seem to be out of her mind... But there are no cats in the house!"

"What's the point of this?" Shen Lian was puzzled, and then asked, "You didn't do this kind of shit, did you?"

"How could I do such immoral things? I'm so insane... But there's no reason... Maybe the cat likes Aunt Nine. If Aunt Nine goes down to accompany it, the cat will stop making trouble."

"You stupid! Your house may not be haunted at all!"

"Well, I would like to hear the details."

"Maybe it's your wife who wants the general to kill Aunt Ninth, and deliberately pretends to be a ghost. It's just enough to satisfy her perverted psychology by making a big circle."

A pervert can always measure the pervert's belly with a pervert's heart, this is Shen Lian's advantage.

This family is not normal, Shen Lian thought.

"No!" Shen Lian retorted.

"Why?" Shen Lian asked.

"That's what I thought at the beginning. Since the ghosts stopped, the house has become normal, and everyone is normal. Until this morning when I went to comb my wife's hair..."

"Ok?"

"I combed my hair well, and when I looked away, I saw my wife smiling at me in the mirror."

"The wife bared her teeth and had a cat face."

Shen Lian froze for a moment, feeling her ears were cold.

He shivered and asked slowly, "Are you... still alive?"

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