Interstellar big cat breeding rules

And Chris's top post is the only original post on the entire homepage, but it is doing public relations for Gu Yunchi: Mr. Gu did not know that I was an orc until a few days ago. It was my decision to pursue Mr. Gu, so it should be me who played a big game of chess.

Regarding the special recruitment, Mr. Gu also said in his blog post that he later submitted an application for transferring to another department and passed the assessment of the department, so it is not true that he has no knowledge and no skills.In the end, everyone has little quirks that you don't know about, and using them to attack someone personally doesn't seem appropriate.Of course, I hope to see the real version of the photo when I am alone with Mr. Gu in the future.

In the end, the whole matter has nothing to do with Mr. Gu. You have made my pursuit of Mr. Gu even longer. I hope Mr. Gu will not reject my marriage proposal because of this matter.

After Gu Yunchi saw the details of this post, he finally understood why he fell asleep, and the attitude of the entire Star Network changed.However, he one!point!also!No!think!feel!Thanks!gram!inside!Si!good!!She actually has the face to say [I hope to see the real-life version of the photos when I am alone with Mr. Gu in the future! 】Fuck off, please! ! !

Take a look at the comments below, what is [Caught off guard and being fed a handful of dog food! ], what do you mean [Colonel, is it really okay that you are so cute? ], what do you mean [Young Master Gu, go to the Colonel’s arms! ], Netizens, you are so double-standard!of!good!! ?

Gu Yunchi said that he doesn't want to talk now, because the imperial people are not friendly at all.Obviously, it was Chris who was blamed from the beginning to the end. At first, it was fine if he was blamed for being hacked, but now the blame is returned, and the people of the empire pay back!yes!stand!exist!Chris's.

Gu Yunchi had just quit Starnet when he received a message from Chris: "I only realized that things have progressed to this point after seeing the post last night. I'm sorry."

When Gu Yunchi saw the message of the culprit, he endured it again and again, relying on his great self-control and self-cultivation, he didn't break out in the street scolding, and finally replied: "The behavior of fans is beyond your control. And thank you for defending me on Xingwang."

I don't know if Chris has been staring at the optical brain, Gu Yunchi's message has just been sent, and he received a reply from Chris: "These are what I should do."

Looking at the information in front of him, Gu Yunchi was very puzzled. This person is not the same as the rascal yesterday morning, and the style of painting is wrong.Yesterday morning, the rogue said that he was not responsible and would discredit him on the star network, but now he has helped him and he didn't want to repay him?

Gu Yunchi thought for a while before he could figure it out, so he simply turned off his optical brain, he was very busy, and he didn't have time to deal with all kinds of snake spirits for a while!

But for a while, Chris Snake and Andre, who was the same, are now taking notes seriously: The third rule of chasing a wife: There is a degree of relaxation, and you should retreat appropriately to advance.It is convenient for the next conversation, and can improve some negative images of yourself in the heart of the other party.

As for the two above the third rule of chasing a wife, Hao Ran is one of the laws of chasing a wife and the second of the law of chasing a wife.

One of the rules of chasing a wife: a man is not bad, but a partner is not loving.It should be appropriate to show the evil, charming and rascal side, leaving a deep impact on the other party's heart.

The second rule of chasing a wife: Properly declare ownership to get rid of rivals.At the right time, reveal ambiguous information that seems to be true or false, making outsiders mistakenly think that you are already a couple.

——Reference materials: Netizen summary.

I have to say that our Colonel Chris has thoroughly implemented the rules of chasing wives summarized on the Internet, but, Colonel Chris, are these rules of chasing wives really reliable?

Gu Yunchi turned his head away, looked at Ye Xin who was sitting in the living room, looked up and down a few times: "You didn't go back to the dormitory last night?"

Ye Xin originally wanted to ask Gu Yunchi how he felt after seeing Chris's movement, but he was blocked by Gu Yunchi and choked on his own saliva: "Ahem cough... back... back! You were already asleep when I came back!" Naturally, such a thing as not returning home at night will not be admitted to death!

Gu Yunchi looked at Ye Xin again, then paused: "Before you say something like this next time, change your clothes first, it will be more convincing."

Ye Xin: ...My lord, your painting style is wrong today!You were not like this before!

After Gu Yunchi understood Ye Xin's meaning, he said bluntly: "In the future, if you mention Chris a few more times, you will know whether I am such a person."

Only then did Ye Xin realize that something was wrong. After all, according to his habitual thinking, Chris is indeed a very good partner.Now that Gu Yunchi brought it up, Ye Xin realized that Gu Yunchi really didn't like Chris: "Master, you... really don't like Chris?"

Gu Yunchi laughed angrily at Ye Xin's slowness: "Do you think I should like him?"

When Ye Xin heard Gu Yunchi's words, he completely understood: "My lord, I'm sorry... I thought..."

"Okay, it's okay, I don't blame you." Gu Yunchi looked at Ye Xin's drooping head, as if his ears and tail drooped together.He reached out and rubbed Ye Xin's head, interrupting Ye Xin's apology.He also understood Ye Xin's character, to put it bluntly, he was a child who didn't grow up.If you like yourself, you feel that you deserve the best, and in Ye Xin's heart, the best is naturally Chris.

"Young master, don't worry! I will never mention him in front of you again!" Seeing that Gu Yunchi was not angry, Ye Xin immediately made a promise.Since the young master doesn't like it, I won't mention it. Although Chris is very good, it is obviously the young master who is more important!

"What do you want to eat?" Gu Yunchi was in a good mood because of Ye Xin's guarantee, and it was rare for Ye Xin to specify what he wanted to eat.

Usually?Normally, Gu Yunchi would do it according to his mood. If he was in a good mood, he would do complicated things, and if he was in a bad mood, he would do simple things.Ye Xin said: The shredded potatoes fried by my son are much more delicious than nutritional supplements!So as long as the son is willing to cook, he has no objections at all!

Ye Xin was very happy when he heard that he could order food: "Shrimp balls with mashed potatoes!" Ye Xin reported what he wanted to eat without even thinking about it.Gu Yunchi made mashed potato shrimp balls once, but Ye Xin didn't eat them and bullied Chris for him.

Gu Yunchi: Do you resent me for giving Chris mashed potato and shrimp balls but not for you?Gu Yunchi shook his head in thought, why did he think of Chris again?

"Hmm..." Ye Xin picked up a shrimp ball and bit off half of it in one bite.He squinted his eyes in satisfaction, it really was something he had been thinking about for a long time, it was delicious!

Gu Yunchi looked at Ye Xin's satisfied look, and thought of the way Chris shook his ears in satisfaction because he only gave it to Chris, and licked his paws in satisfaction after eating.That night was also very enthusiastic, rubbing on my belly all the time...

etc!Gu Yunchi immediately came to his senses, why did he think of him again!Should I get a new cat?When Gu Yunchi thought about it, he thought of this question.After all, Chris has been with him day and night for nearly three months, and he met Chris only a week after he came to the empire. This incident of falling in love with the scene will definitely happen often.Go buy a kitten and come back, it should be much better, right?

The more Gu Yunchi thought about it, the more feasible he felt, "I'll go out for a while!" After leaving these words to Ye Xin, he left in a hurry.Seeing Ye Xin was puzzled.

Ye Xin only saw that Gu Yunchi seemed to think of something, a smile appeared on his face, and then he seemed to think of something again, the smile on his face faded and his face became a little ugly.Then he seemed to think of something serious again, with a smug and satisfied look on his face, and then left in a hurry without saying a word.Could it be that Chris was mad and stupid?Ye Xin looked at Gu Yunchi's back as he left in a hurry.

After Gu Yunchi went out, he turned on the navigation and went straight to the pet shop.After arriving at the pet shop, Gu Yunchi realized that he was really broken. After a long war, how could a weak pet survive?So what Gu Yunchi saw at the pet shop...was "pets" like crocodiles, elephants and the like.

"Don't worry about our pets here. All of them have been vaccinated and tested. We will have someone to teach you how to keep them. If your pet is sick, you only need a text message and we will..." And the salesman at the nearby pet shop Still chattering about their own advantages.

"Uh..." After looking around, Gu Yunchi couldn't find a "pet" smaller than him, so he had to interrupt the salesman's next words, "Do you have a smaller one here?" Like a kitten." As he spoke, Gu Yunchi gestured for a size.

After hearing what Gu Yunchi said, the salesman thought for a while: "Cats are too rare. If you come three days earlier, there is still one." After hearing Gu Yunchi's request, the salesman shook his head regretfully, Suddenly, as if thinking of something, he said to Gu Yunchi: "Tiger cub, can you do it? We happen to have a half-month-old tiger here that you can take away, and it will give you a sense of accomplishment after slowly raising it." .”

Gu Yunchi: Fuck you bastard!

In the end, Gu Yunchi left the pet shop empty-handed. Gu Yunchi stood at the door of the pet shop, turned on the optical brain, took a few pictures and updated the post: "I wanted to buy a cat, but there was a famous cat three days ago. People who don’t have it bought the last one, but to be fair, even if there is no cat...why would you recommend a tiger to me!?”