[Gintama] In short, first find a time machine

It is said that each time-traveling protagonist has a certain meaning of time-traveling. Each of them has a mission to save the world or the universe. No matter how bad they are, they can change history and destiny, and become progressive youths to reach the pinnacle of life.

Believe it or not, Sakata Gintoki doesn't believe it anyway.

In the final analysis, some of these troublesome deaths have nothing to do with his uncle, and he is not a chosen child.It's just a past that is rotten, smelly, and nothing new, and endlessly discarded waste. Yinsang is very satisfied that now there is a milky milk and Brother Paqing. How can one want to relive the precarious days of being chased after the bloody wind and fleeing?

Ah, why does it feel like there is no difference?Well, it must be an illusion.

So Sakata Yinshi never thought of continuing to mix with the Allied Forces of Barbarians from the very beginning, no matter how Gui and others persuaded him to stay, he would not waver, but Yinshi, since he was surprised by what he said for a moment, he became calm Come down, with an indifferent attitude.Anyway, they are the same person after all, no one in the world knows each other better than them, this kind of unexpected and reasonable thing should have been thought of long ago.

Two days later, the anti-barbarian army broke out and set off. They are now in Ibaraki. They plan to go northwest and bypass Edo first. The ultimate goal is to go straight to Kyoto, which is the imperial city. There is an emperor who supports the anti-barbarians. They think they can be protected by the royal family. And there are many comrades active there.However, there must be many people in the army who prefer to return to the domain they belong to, or who are unwilling to travel long distances with the army. These are not restricted, and it is the last thing the army can do for them to settle them along the way.

And Sakata Gintoki's plan is to go from Ibaraki to Wuzhou or other places, anyway, not too far from Edo, first avoid the limelight, and then go back to Edo to find a place to nest and see if he can go back to the original place naturally era.If it really doesn't work, and I don't know if I can find Yuanwai's father, please ask him to find a way to make a time machine, a movie stick or something and send him back.

Originally, it should be like this...

When Sakata Yinshi, with blood all over his face, rushed into the barbarian army in embarrassment, bumped into Yinshi, and entangled with Yinshi for the next few minutes, he was in a bad mood.

Why is this so?He doesn't remember which great god he offended!Sakata Gintoki asked himself, carefully and solemnly recalled what happened not more than half a quarter of an hour ago.

Followed the army out of the corner of the mountain, which had shrunk for almost a week, and came to a place where there were people.

"Mr. Sakata, do you really want to leave? The army needs your strength very much. I feel at ease with you here. I hope you can stay." Leader C is still working tirelessly to make the final fight.

"Well, isn't there another Shirayasha you want, the original one." Sakata Gintoki pointed at the back of Gintoki who didn't stay to send him off with the troops, and waved his hand impatiently, "That's it, that's it. No see." After saying that, he left without looking back.

The leaders had no choice but to give up the idea of ​​adding a powerful combat force, and watched the man walk away slowly but chicly with one arm in his arms and the other holding the knife.Can't help but let out a long sigh, turn around and catch up with the team.

Sakata Yinshi walked down the mountain path for a while, and soon he saw the withered fields and a few smoke curling up from the kitchen, his eyes were bleak and lonely.It seems that this place has not been affected by the flames of war, but it is no match for the chaos of the world, and it is still desolate.Scratching his chin, Sakata Gintoki realized belatedly that he was penniless now, but there was private money in the boot interlayer. The problem was that there were no Japanese yen notes in circulation at all!There is no money for meals or travel expenses. If you want to go to Edo in this way, let alone the door, there are no windows!

No matter what era you are in, you can't live a prosperous life, and you have to work hard to make a living. A Get!

"Well, the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge." Lazily crossing his hips, he flicked his little finger outwards, Sakata Gintoki changed from his mania in the previous few seconds, and his attitude was very casual with dead fish eyes.Suddenly, a gust of north wind blew by, and the man shivered immediately. He rubbed his hands with goosebumps and said to himself, "Anyway, find a winter coat first. Ah, ah cough!"

Then take a step forward.

As if being pulled suddenly by someone, Sakata Gintoki staggered backwards inertially, and when he reacted from the accident, he found in disbelief that he was going backwards at an extremely fast speed, almost like flying.By the way, in a straight line.

"boom!"

"Wow!"

"Crack!"

"Salamandas Godly!"

"Crack!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

……

Along the way, crushing rocks and felling trees, human flesh bullet cars drove unimpeded and domineeringly crushed away.

Almost out of the dense forest, Sakata Gintoki tried to hug a cypress tree beside him for who knows how many times, and finally stopped to take a breath.Grinning his teeth and gasping for breath, he felt an invisible force attracting his body. The force was so huge that he couldn't resist it with his arm strength!

As time went by, his hand gradually separated from the tree trunk. Sakata Gintoki desperately picked the bark, but in the end it was irreparable. First, his upper body, and then even Tui was forcibly pulled away by that force, and the figure was shot out like a cannonball.

Sakata Gintoki quickly caught up with the team, his menacing appearance really startled the warriors, and they all evaded to the sides in surprise. Staring at the big eyes of the copper bell, he watched him go straight to Gintoki in front of the team.

Noticing the commotion in the team behind, Yinshi didn't care at first, but soon he noticed the strong wind howling behind him, and a strange premonition rose from the bottom of his heart. He couldn't help shaking with aversion to cold, and clenched the long knife in his hand , turning around suspiciously to guard against the comer, only to see someone with a face full of blood like a moron dancing around like a moron, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

"Get out of the way ah ah ah ah!"

"Why did you come back again..." Before Yinshi finished speaking, he was slammed on the body by Sakata Yinshi. He didn't expect this, and he was hit by a surprise. The strength made him feel helpless. Opportunity to resist will be crushed!fall!up!

Both of them were dizzy from the huge impact. Gintoki Sakata was in severe pain all over his body, and his leg was in an awkward position and felt uncomfortable under something. Subconsciously, he wanted to get up first. He was lying face down. When Shi put his arms up to prop up his body, who knew that his body was so heavy that he couldn't get up even with all his strength: ah, has Yinsang been seriously injured to this point?

On the other side, Yinshi was so heavy that he couldn't breathe, he felt as if his internal organs had been stirred up, and he could almost vomit out of his mouth, and his body couldn't move freely. The first time he regained consciousness, he stretched out his hands to push his body Things, the same, no matter whether he pushes or pushes, he can't shake the things on his body!

It took only a few breaths, but the dizziness in my mind was fleeting, my thoughts gradually became clear, and the things in front of me finally appeared in my vision.In the next second, they found out in horror at the same time, the former/future Yinsang, are you reluctant to let Yinsang me stick so tight and paint on the two brothers? How can they be inseparable? !Yin Sang doesn't want to be with you, hello, everyone, everyone, don't you make trouble!

"What did you do, bastard?!" Yinshi's first reaction was to push away the face that was close at hand. As for not being able to control the strength due to excessive horror, it is almost equivalent to giving the other party a "bottom palm". It's none of his business.

Yinshi Sakata accidentally bit his tongue, and he was a few beats later before speaking: "Kuso, this is what Yinsang wanted to ask, what's going on with this inexplicable situation, what kind of weird things did you light up?" Skill tree, boy?!" He slapped Yinshi's hand away, squeezed Yinshi's cheeks to vent his anger, and snarled viciously, unable to accept this unreal development anyway.

Gintoki turned his head and shook off the annoying hand, not liking the current passive posture, and directly grabbed Sakata Gintoki's skirt, exerting force on his waist and abdomen to turn the two of them over. He succeeded, and then Yinshi pulled his collar and began to shake: "Why don't you say it's your fault, idiot! Don't blame others for your faults, Yinsang, I don't remember being so irresponsible man!"

"Stop joking!" Sakata Gintoki tugged on Gintoki's clothes not to be outdone, "No matter what era I am, my character will never change, and you can't fool anyone!" Because the upper bodies of the two are basically the same Sticking together, there is not enough space to add another pair of hands, so I can only do the next best thing to grab Yinshi's back collar.

"It's so long-winded, don't hurry to get away from my Le Samar, how long do you want to stick to it, huh!"

"You think I'm thinking, sticking to the body of a stinky man is disgusting, bastard! It's not an option to go on like this, stand up first, stand up first, those guys are already watching the jokes, and I don't want Yinsang Being misunderstood by others as a pervert!"

Yinshi was stunned for a moment, he just forgot that he was in front of a large audience in a hurry, and when he glanced at him, he saw the leader of the five and all the soldiers guiltily looked away, and instantly he was in Sparta.

The agreement was reached, and the two worked together to continuously change various postures that were convenient for action. After going through hardships and staggering, although they were still stuck firmly, they were finally able to stand upright anyway.Both of them were sweating profusely and panting after finishing the work. Gintoki Sakata felt that fighting the Night King didn't consume as much energy as now. What kind of Play is this? Does it come from the author's malice?

New Baji's glasses: Is it really good to spit out this kind of exposure setting, Ou Sang?Do you want to destroy the world with dumb hair? !

"Oh, Gintoki, you're back." Gui Gui, who was exploring the way with the scouts, waved hello, his tone was as if Sakata Gintoki didn't leave the team just now and planned to have nothing to do with them, but went out to buy something. Shi, "I knew you wouldn't let go of your comrades, umm, what a dishonest guy, hahaha! By the way, when did your relationship get so good?"

"You know what a fart! Good girl! Why are you still sticking to me? You can't even tear it off! What the hell are you trying to do!" Yinshi pushed it away with all his strength. Gintoki Sakata clings to his body like a magnet, and of course the other party does the same.The collar that had been torn loose before could not help falling apart, making the clothes messy (pulled) and blushing (tired), but the two were still close to each other. That scene, let passers-by who don't know the truth see that it is definitely possible. Feel ashamed and want to escape.

They didn't notice that the more they struggled, the tighter the two of them would stick together, but as the saying goes, everything is in balance, what if it's the opposite?

This is really a sad story.

Originally, the anti-barbarian team was still on the march, but they had to stop because of this amazing farce. In the end, both of them were tired. Had to go with the troops.Then there was a scene where the two bodies were close to each other, one pushed the other's head in an awkward posture and moved sideways with a livid face. This incident entertained the masses for a long time.

Naturally, after a quarter of an hour or so of them walking together peacefully and obediently, the "curse" was quietly dispelled. The first thing the two of them did was to kick each other away with all their strength. I don't want to see the other person's face ← Is it really possible...

Later, Sakata Gintoki would be teased by the people he met when he was walking on the road: "Oh, brother Sakata, can't you miss Mr. Sakata?", "Brothers have such a good relationship, and they look like they can't bear to be separated for a while!", "Okay It’s easy to meet again, so please treat Mr. Sakata well.” And so on…

I miss your whole neighborhood!Flip table × 1

What a fart!Who can't stand it?What are you brainstorming all day long!Lift room × 2

Treat your father's grandpa's grandpa's nephew's great-grandmother's grandson's mother's daughter well!Lift the spaceship×10086

Sakata Gintoki thought secretly, is it too late to ask Gao Sugi to be his younger brother now?

Newspaper or something, hehehehehehehe...

Going out of the mountain forest where they were hiding, the anti-barbarian army finally divided into two groups. The target of nearly a thousand troops is too big. Today, when the defeat is being hunted everywhere, the journey cannot always be smooth.So one branch left Ibaraki from the southwest, passed through Saitama, and went south to Kyoto by land as originally planned, while the other branch entered the sea via Chiba and took the water route.The Changzhou army that Gui and Yinshi belonged to traveled by land, and only five or six out of ten people remained in the final team.

Sakata Gintoki remembered that it seemed to be the same situation back then. Although Katsura and Gintoki didn't say anything, the five members of the team leader all came to ask him about the future that he had predicted, hoping to seize some vitality from this, but they all let him go. Sakata Gintoki slapped haha ​​and got away with it.

Sakata Gintoki didn't know how many of the separated troops remained in the end, but he vaguely remembered that he mentioned it to Gui before he left soon, but his memory was not very clear, anyway, he never saw those people again.

But Sakata Gintoki didn't intend to say anything. He couldn't be sure whether the result of the historical change was good or bad. It was possible that many other people would be spared, but the greater chance was that it would get worse, because in addition There is no better way. In the current form, no matter which path they choose, it will be extremely difficult.

Besides, since the end of the war, he really didn't feel like recalling those details. The nightmare that lingered day and night during that period was enough, and it has been at least ten years now. Who would remember every bit of it? !

The only known result is that none of the companions who participated in the final battle together that year survived.

The author has something to say: No joke, this is the malicious intent from the author to let Ni Meng mess up the base (≧▽≦)/