The BE hero who was abused by me has become a sperm

But after thinking about it, Fuyun's assassination idea was not implemented in the end.The cannibal has a short mouth and does not want to owe favors in his bones, so he volunteered to help wash the dishes.

Song Yi hesitated for a moment, as if he was worried about whether the ancients would use modern things, and after getting Fuyun's guarantee, he sat on the sofa to digest.

Although he was full of confidence when facing Song Yi, Fuyun was still a little flustered looking at the dishes piled up in the sink.

In fact, when he was a child, he washed dishes a lot, ate the least but had to do the most tiring work, his parents didn't treat him well, but they didn't beat or scold him.Later, when he met his seniors, he devoted himself to cultivation regardless of obstacles. He ate all he could eat Bigu Dan, and he hadn't eaten cooked food for a long time, let alone washing dishes.

He looked at the dishes in a daze, Song Yi guessed right, he really didn't know how to use a modern faucet, if he asked Song Yi, even if he didn't doubt it, the other party would probably take over his job, this favor would never end.

After thinking for a while, a flash of inspiration flashed in Fuyun's head.He gathered his spiritual power in his palm, waited for it to accumulate to a certain level, and then hit the dishes straight.

The scene where the tiles were torn apart and splashed everywhere did not appear in the imagination. I saw that when the spiritual power flowed to the top of the dishes, it turned into several streams of water automatically, and then easily lifted the dirty porcelain bowls and hung them in mid-air to clean them automatically. stand up.

If Song Yi saw such a strange scene, he might be shocked.

Countless dishes were washed in mid-air by the water flow, and the stains were gradually cleaned up, but no sewage was seen flowing down the ground. It turned out that Fuyun operated secretly to introduce the oozing domestic sewage into the sink.Within a few minutes, the oil stains were washed clean and shiny.

Doesn't this familiar grandeur resemble a certain industry chain of Magic Fairy Castle that once swept the country?

Using spiritual power to move the washed dishes back to their place, it seemed to be going smoothly before, but when he moved to the last bowl, Fuyun's chest felt a prickly pain inexplicably, the piercing pain made him tremble for a moment, The control of spiritual power was unstable, and the dishes fell to the floor by gravity.

The porcelain bowl exploded, and the sound was crisp and violent, which directly alarmed Song Yi who was in the living room. He ran over barefoot and was about to rush in with the door open.

It was Fuyun who had sharp eyes, and was the first to notice that this daredevil was not wearing shoes, and the ground was covered with debris, so he hurried forward to stop him, and easily picked him up and took a step outside—although he did not understand this familiar movement Where did it come from.

But seeing that Song Yi almost encountered "danger", he still obeyed his heart reflexively, and couldn't help but amplify his voice, as if he was teaching a misbehaving child: "How can you run around without wearing shoes? If you suffer Injured, what should I do if I can’t walk?”

Song Yi lowered his head, with his hair lying softly on top of his head, humbly accepting his mistakes, and his naked insteps overlapped shyly.This is his own son, if it were someone else, it would have been ignored by him long ago.

Although Fuyun's words were all about worrying about him, but his old-fashioned tone still made him want to laugh.

Thinking of this, the corners of Song Yi's mouth widened, and he couldn't help laughing: "I see, I will slowly teach you the language of our world these few days... It seems strange to others that you speak like this."

After talking about what he thought of, he looked into the kitchen along Fuyun's elbow, and as expected, there were broken glass all over the floor: "Did you get hurt anywhere?"

Attention was quickly diverted, and Fuyun also forgot the reason for his miss. He asked Song Yi to go back to the sofa to rest, while he picked up the broom and cleaned the kitchen in a strange way.

Because the other party's eyes never left the kitchen, he still didn't want to directly expose his spiritual power, so he could only use primitive tools.

After cleaning, Fuyun found that the boy who was sitting on the sofa had put on his shoes and was standing at the entrance waiting for him.Obviously bored, but the moment he saw him coming out, his eyes lit up, and then he called out like a puppy.

"I have to go back to school to move things now, do you want to stay at home or come with me?"

Family.

Fu Yun frowned slightly invisibly, he hadn't heard this word in the past few decades, not to mention, living together with a stranger who had known each other for a long time was completely unimaginable in the past.

"Together." He finally chose the latter, at least in this world, this guy named Song Yi is the person who knows him best.

It wasn't until he stepped out of the room that Fuyun realized that none of the three assassination goals he had set had actually been realized. Either Song Yi was lucky enough to escape, or something else went wrong. Regardless of whether he was prepared or not, this Everyone was extremely lucky to escape several of his attacks.

But he is in no rush.Fu Yun thought so.

Song Yi's words highlighted the idea of ​​living with him, the future is long, and it is not a matter of every minute to deal with an ant, tonight must be a good time.

The afternoon sun was scorching hot, and people were sweating profusely.Because of the climate, there were a lot fewer students who dared to wander around the campus in the afternoon, and it was finally not as crowded as before.

The aunt in the dormitory registered their names and let the two "cousins" go upstairs.She also didn't express any opinion on Fuyun's long hair. It seems that the auntie has experienced many battles and has seen all kinds of boys, so she has long been familiar with it.

The key was put into the door lock, Song Yi picked a time slot, and the roommate was usually not around.But the moment he opened the door, he saw Lin Qing lying on the bed playing games with headphones on.

Hearing the opening of the door, he mistook it for Qi Hao or Meng Dengyuan, and quickly pulled out one of them, turning his head to say hello.

At the moment when he saw a familiar face, Lin Qing's voice was stuck in his throat, up and down, extremely uncomfortable.He glanced lightly at the tall man behind Song Yi, and felt that he was alone now, and he couldn't please his mouth at this time, so he took the initiative to retreat, put on the earphones, and continued to fight.

Song Yi didn't expect the other party to give him a good face, he didn't squint, and wanted to take away the packed things, 530 and he would never come back again.

When he got excited about eating chicken, Lin Qing clicked his thumbs quickly, and the screen switching of the mobile phone was dazzling.The last shot was aimed, but his earphones were pulled off: "Hey, what are you doing!"

The figure turned into a box on the screen was emitting green smoke, Lin Qing stood up and glared angrily at the master who disturbed him from eating chicken.

Song Yi was holding the computer charger in his hand. Judging by the degree of damage, it was cut into two parts maliciously. When he left the dormitory, he was in a hurry and only had time to lock the computer, but he forgot the data cable. It was impossible for him not to be angry when he was ruined like this in an hour.

Before Lin Qing could utter the national curse, he also noticed the things in the other party's hand, his expression was blank for a moment, and he didn't know how to answer.

"What did you do?" Song Yi asked first.It was obviously a question sentence, but with the blessing of his cold tone, it was frozen into a statement.

He heard that Lin Qing wanted to beat someone up.

He stood up suddenly, and found that he was not as tall as the other party, and silently stepped back half a step, aggressively: "So what if it's me! You deserve it."

Anyone who saw this provocative look couldn't help but slap him across the face, and Song Yi was no exception. If he didn't put the computer away, the one who suffered now would probably be more valuable items. Why did he put it away so easily? over the culprit.

Before the fist fell, there was the sound of the door opening. Seeing the person coming, Lin Qingxuan's heart immediately let go, and before the other party hit him, he yelled: "A Yuan!"

Song Yi's fist was lightly stopped by someone, and Fu Yun, who had been watching the excitement for a long time, also squeezed over, reluctantly giving the opponent a place.

"What's the matter?" Meng Dengyuan turned his face to Song Yi, but he asked Lin Qing. A young boy who was fierce in front of Song Yi saw the savior and explained the current situation in one sentence.

Because the fist was blocked by someone too silly, Song Yi chose to withdraw his hand, but this did not mean that he let Lin Qing go.

At this time, Meng Dengyuan took the initiative to mediate: "I'm sorry, Lin Qing is too impulsive, how about this, I will pay for him, let's forget it today."

After saying this, his hands were not idle, his fingertips slid back and forth on the mobile phone screen, and quickly transferred a large amount of money to Song Yi, which was regarded as a trivial matter.

This kind of malicious little action in Fuyun's world is usually a matter of beating and killing. He was quite curious how Song Yi would deal with it.

But what he didn't expect was that when everyone thought Song Yi would be angry, this guy ignored Meng Dengyuan's words, skipped over the other's shoulder, and moved away the few remaining daily necessities.

Then without even looking back, he left the dormitory directly.Fu Yun was slightly stunned at first, then curled the corners of his lips, and turned around to follow.

The two people in the dormitory looked at each other in embarrassment, until Song Yi's back disappeared, and then Lin Qing muttered: "It's so rude, A Yuan, why did you compromise with him?"

Meng Dengyuan gave him a cold look, and said to himself that I haven't settled the account for you yet, and you will take the initiative to hit the muzzle of the gun yourself.He put his arms around Lin Qing's neck, restrained him loosely, and asked, "Did you really break his things?"

Lin Qing, who was pinched uncomfortably, pulled twice, and found that the opponent's arm was like an iron arm, motionless, so he gave up struggling.But when he faced Meng Dengyuan, there was no tension between him and Song Yishi. He said, "I despise his rags. My hands are dirty even if I touch them."

Before he finished speaking, he felt the top of his hair being rubbed a few times by a big hand. Lin Qing looked at the other party in a daze, and found the corner of Meng Dengyuan's mouth... There should be a smile, right?

Seeing Lin Qing's bewildered look, Meng Dengyuan finally felt relieved. The kid who dared to speak like that must not be the murderer who cut the data cable. The money was well spent today. If Lin Qing was beaten up because he voluntarily admitted But it is really wronged to the limit.

His eyes shifted to the position of Song Yi's bed table, and now the place was empty, as if no one had ever lived there.

The loss of a teammate in the originally not very lively dormitory seems to be a sign of countless storms.

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Bharara energy! ! (Borrowed from the short section where Xiaolan uses magic to wash vegetables and cook)

Fuyun: Dark Shark's plan failed again.