Precarious

Fu Nanyuan hid in the dressing room alone and tried on the clothes, because it was tailor-made and there was no big problem.

As for the rather long cloak, Director Lan said that the design was originally like this, and the long trailing tail looked cool.

Facing the fitting mirror, Fu Nanyuan had only three words to comment on the first time he tried on women's clothing - "spicy eyes".

Although he is thin, he still has a thin layer of muscle.Wearing this tube top dress, her arms are particularly strong, her back is thick, and with two lumps of hair under her armpits, she looks like a "King Kong Barbie".

Fortunately, there is a cloak to hide the shame.

Oh, by the way, there is also a pair of high heels. Although they are not very high, Fu Nanyuan still takes one step at a time when he wears them.

Fu Nanyuan really wanted to poke his eyes.

After changing into normal clothes, he opened the door of the dressing room, and Lu Xun stood at the door.

He pouted slightly disappointed: "I thought it would be worn out for us to see."

Fu Nanyuan shook the performance costume in his hand, said with a light smile: "If Mr. Chairman is interested in this costume, I can lend you one to wear. It must look very good."

Lu Xun said: "No need, you are too short, I can't wear your clothes."

Fu Nanyuan angrily bumped away from Lu Xun and walked out.He forgot that Lu Xun was wearing a knight outfit, and he was the one who hurt so much from such a collision!

However, the head can be broken and blood can be shed, and the face cannot be lost.Enduring the pain, Fu Nanyuan walked out of the office expressionlessly. The moment he closed the door, he immediately took off his disguise, rubbed his arm that hurt from the impact, and cursed: "Lu Xun, you idiot, I will wear it on the day of the party." Put on the high heels and see who is taller!"

Lu Xun sneezed in a timely manner in the dressing room.

He rubbed his nose and murmured, "Fu Nanyuan must be scolding me."

The club time is over, and he has to change his clothes and go back to the dormitory.

Lu Xun casually put the helmet on a stool beside him, and found a mobile phone on it, and the case of the mobile phone belonged to Fu Nanyuan.

Lu Xun played with it and said, "It's really careless, I have to send it to you later."

Lu Xun casually swiped open the screen of the phone, and it was the interface for entering the unlock password.

He remembered that Fu Nanyuan's birthday was June 6, so he tried it casually, but he didn't expect it to be unlocked successfully. Lu Xun was a little surprised.

What came into view was the desktop wallpaper, a selfie of Fu Nanyuan.

Lu Xun chuckled, he didn't expect Fu Nanyuan to be so narcissistic that he used his own profile picture as a wallpaper.

Adhering to the idea of ​​respecting other people's privacy, Lu Xun did not look at the phone, and locked the screen directly after unlocking it.After he changed his clothes, he thought about it, it would be too bad to do nothing, so he made up his mind.

He took two photos on the spot with Fu Nanyuan's mobile phone, one with the middle finger of his left hand and one with the middle finger of his right hand, one was set as the lock screen, and the other was set as the desktop.

When it was over, Lu Xun looked at the two wallpapers and nodded in satisfaction, "Of course the wallpapers have to use the avatar of a handsome guy like me~"

Then, he walked out of the office with brisk steps.

On Fu Nanyuan's side, he went back to the dormitory, only to realize that he forgot to bring his mobile phone back, so he had to go back the same way.

It is about ten o'clock in the evening, and there is no one walking around in the school.In order to save time, Fu Nanyuan copied to the office from the path in the woods.

The grove at this point is very quiet, and any disturbance can be magnified countless times.

It was normal at first, but while walking, Fu Nanyuan vaguely heard footsteps behind him, it seemed that there was more than one person, but when he looked back, there was no one.

Fu Nanyuan thought he heard it wrong, but when he turned his head and continued walking, the voice appeared again, this time he was sure it was definitely not an auditory hallucination.

Fu Nanyuan quickened his pace, and the sound of footsteps behind him also hurried, so he lifted his feet and ran.

But within a few steps, the road ahead was blocked.

These are two yellow-haired people, both of them are quite strong, with fierce faces and a baseball bat in their hands. They don't look like good people.

Fu Nanyuan turned around, and there were two boys behind him, one with a cropped cut and one with a ponytail, both holding baseball bats.

Was this a robbery?

Fu Nanyuan turned sideways warily, looked at the four people in front and behind, and asked, "What do you want to do?"

Cun Tou raised his baseball bat and knocked on the tree trunk, sneered: "Dare to pick on my girlfriend, what do you think I want to do?"

Fu Nanyuan felt that he was carrying a big scapegoat on his back, thinking that he had been abstinent for many years, when would he date this brother's girlfriend.

Fu Nanyuan smiled lightly: "Is there some misunderstanding here?"

"Misunderstanding? Oh," Cun Tou pointed at Fu Nanyuan with a baseball bat and asked, "Your name is Fu Nanyuan, right? You know Yu Weiwei."

Yu Weiwei's name sounds familiar.

Fu Nanyuan thought about it carefully, the girl with short hair and ears that confessed to him that day seemed to be Yu Weiwei.

Can you tell me that the girl has a boyfriend and confessed to herself, and now her boyfriend is jealous and wants to settle the score with me?

Fu Nanyuan looked at these four people, and he couldn't beat them with this physique.

He smiled at Cun Tou calmly and said: "Student, you have found the wrong person, I am not Fu Nanyuan."

"No?" Cun Tou frowned, hooked Huang Mao, and Huang Mao handed over the phone.

Fu Nanyuan spotted Cun Tou looking for their school's forums, and one of the topics was: This freshman is so handsome, please contact him!

Inside is a photo of him during military training, I don't know who took it, he and Lu Xun happen to be in the same frame.

Someone replied in the comments below: The name of the primary school boy is Fu Nanyuan~ The contact information is currently unknown.

Someone else replied: Didn't anyone notice the senior Lu Xun next to him? He's also super handsome!

Cun Tou raised his mobile phone and handed it to Fu Nanyuan, saying, "Isn't this you?"

During the military training, the teaching assistants and freshmen wore the same style of military training uniforms, so he and Lu Xun wore the same clothes in the photo.

Fu Nanyuan pointed at himself in the photo and lied without changing his face: "This person is me, but my name is not Fu Nanyuan, but my name is Lu Xun. I'm a junior, their teaching assistant," and pointed to Lu Xun's head portrait: " This person is Fu Nanyuan."

Cun Tou looked suspiciously at Fu Nanyuan and asked, "Really?"

Fu Nanyuan nodded solemnly: "Of course, don't you think I look more mature and stable, more like a junior?"

Cuntou looked at Fu Nanyuan and Lu Xun in the photo, nodded and said, "Indeed."

Fu Nanyuan kowtowed to Lu Xun in his heart.

Mr. Chairman, Jianghu is in an emergency, so I will use it in your place!

Fu Nanyuan said: "Then since it's none of my business, let's go first."

After the words fell, he turned around calmly and walked away step by step.

He breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly Lu Xun's naive figure appeared in front of him, and Fu Nanyuan suddenly had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, Lu Xun waved his hands excitedly and shouted to himself: "Fu Nanyuan, you dropped your phone in the locker room and I brought it here for you!"

There was a burst of abuse from behind: "Slot! How dare you fool me!"

Fu Nanyuan ran away without turning his head, but in his heart he wished to stuff Lu Xun back into his mother's womb to be reborn, does this person have no eyesight!

At this moment, Lu Xun finally realized that something was wrong. Fu Nanyuan was being chased by four men with baseball bats.When Fu Nanyuan ran to him, he asked, "What's the matter, who are they?"

Fu Nanyuan didn't think too much, grabbed Lu Xun's hand and continued running.

Like a curious baby, Lu Xun asked Fu Nanyuan while running: "Who are they? Why are they chasing you? Did you dig their ancestral graves? Or did you rob their girlfriends?"

Fu Nanyuan glared at him and scolded, "Shut up!"

If it wasn't for Lu Xun's sudden disturbance, he would have slipped away by now.

Fu Nanyuan and Lu Xun ran very fast, but the sports school on the opposite side was even faster, and they were soon surrounded.

Lu Xun and Fu Nanyuan stood back to back, he turned his head and asked, "What should we do now?"

Fu Nanyuan said: "What else can I do, fight!"

Otherwise, stand and be beaten?

After the words fell, Fu Nanyuan rushed out.

Seeing the yellow hair kicked to the ground, Lu Xun whistled: "Oh, yes."

He usually looks like a good student, but he is so ruthless in fights.But after thinking about it carefully, Lu Xun is not surprised. After all, Fu Nanyuan usually hates him a lot, and he is not a soft persimmon.

Fu Nanyuan blocked the stick that Cun Tou swung with his elbow, and turned his head to remind Lu Xun, "Be careful behind you."

Lu Xun calmly relaxed his wrist, and before the stick behind him swung towards him, he punched the attacker, knocking the attacker to the ground.

Seeing this, Fu Nanyuan smiled and said, "You're not bad either."

Lu Xun said without humility: "That is necessary, and ten more masters will fight~"

A few minutes later, four unscrupulous youths were lying on the ground moaning/groaning.

Fu Nanyuan walked up to Cun Tou and stood still, and said condescendingly, "I'm not interested in your girlfriend at all, and you're the only one who will treat a woman like that as a treasure. Go back and wash your eyes."

After saying that, he turned coolly to Lu Xun and said, "Let's go."

Cuntou stared at Fu Nanyuan's back with both eyes, his gaze was like a poisoned dagger slashing at Fu Nanyuan's body one after another.

He fumbled on the ground with his hands, and when he caught the stick, he suddenly rose up and swung it towards the back of Fu Nanyuan's head.

Seeing this, Lu Xun opened his eyes wide in horror, and shouted: "Be careful!" At the same time, he reached out and pulled Fu Nanyuan into his arms, and kicked towards Cun Tou.

Cun Tou fell backwards, and the top of the baseball bat brushed against the back of Fu Nanyuan's head.

With lingering fear in his heart, Lu Xun wrapped his arms around Fu Nanyuan and stretched his neck to look at the back of Fu Nanyuan's head, while pulling Fu Nanyuan's hair with the other hand, he asked, "Did you get hit?"

There was Lu Xun's breath in his nostrils, Fu Nanyuan was a little uncomfortable, he pushed the person away and shook his head: "It's okay."

Lu Xun breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That's good." He looked at the four unscrupulous youths lying on the ground and asked Fu Nanyuan, "What should they do?"

Fu Nanyuan: "Leave it to the police."

"Yes." Lu Xun agreed.

After a phone call, a few minutes later, someone from the police department escorted the four of them away. Before leaving, Fu Nanyuan and Lu Xun were asked to go back to the dormitory early.

The two complied obediently.

The woods regained their tranquility at night.

"Thank you for today's matter." Fu Nanyuan thanked you sincerely.

Although it was because of Lu Xun's inappropriate appearance that his identity was revealed, but in the end the trouble was caused by him, and Lu Xun stayed to help and saved his life from the stick of Cuntou.

Lu Xun put Fu Nanyuan on the shoulder and blinked, teasingly said, "Just a thank you and we're done?"

Fu Nanyuan: "Shall I treat you to dinner? Or whatever you want, I will give you everything within my ability."

Lu Xun smiled and said, "You said that."

Fu Nanyuan: "I said so."

"As the saying goes, life-saving grace should be promised with your body, this is a promise with your body..." Lu Xun stared at Fu Nanyuan's chest, and said: "Forget it, it's enough to be a cow and a horse for me." .”

Fu Nanyuan pushed Lu Xun's arm off his shoulder, stood upright and looked at Lu Xun with a smile, "Let me be a cow and a horse for you, are you sure?"

Seeing that Ming Ming smiled very gently, but Lu Xun felt a chill down his spine.

He was cowardly.

Lu Xun chuckled and said, "Everyone is senior and junior, just kidding, it's fine if Junior Fu treats me to dinner."

Fu Nanyuan nodded in satisfaction: You are wise.

Fu Nanyuan remembered what Lu Xun said about his mobile phone at the beginning, so he asked, "Did you bring my mobile phone back?"

Lu Xun subconsciously pressed the pocket where Fu Nanyuan's cell phone was placed, shook his head and denied, "No, how could your cell phone be with me? Your cell phone is gone?"

Fu Nanyuan's mobile phone still has two photos of him showing his middle finger. He has a hunch that if Fu Nanyuan sees it, the meal he just had will be gone.

Fu Nanyuan looked at him suspiciously: "Really? Take your hands away."

"No," Lu Xun shook his head, "This is my phone."

Fu Nanyuan fixed his eyes on his pockets, the two pockets on the left and right were bulging, and looked like mobile phones.One is Lu Xun's own, and the other is probably his.

Fu Nanyuan stretched out his hand and ordered: "Give it back to me."

Lu Xun: "No."

This time it was "no", not "no". It seems that the phone is really in Lu Xun's place.

Fu Nanyuan went straight to grab it.

Lu Xun bent over and pressed his pockets and said deceivingly: "No!"

Fu Nanyuan: "If you take it out and take a look, you will know, give it to me!"

"No!"

In the chaos, Fu Nanyuan stepped on Lu Xun's heel, and Lu Xun lifted his foot, lost his balance and fell onto the lawn in the woods beside the road.

Fu Nanyuan was pulled by the collar by Lu Xun in a panic, and he was also taken down. He fell on Lu Xun's body and sat on both sides with his legs straddled.

His wars did not stop there.

Fu Nanyuan continued to grab the trouser pocket where his cell phone was suspected to be hidden, and ordered: "Give it to me!"

Seeing that he couldn't hide anymore, Lu Xun no longer stubbornly resisted: "Okay, I'll give it to you."

Fu Nanyuan didn't quite believe what he said, and thought it was Lu Xun's plan to delay the attack, so he was still digging out Lu Xun's pockets.

The mouth of the pocket is not big, and Fu Nanyuan's hand is stuffed there, but Lu Xun's hand cannot be stuffed in.

Lu Xun sighed helplessly: "Don't panic, I really give it to you, you take out your hand first, I will do it myself."

At this time, there was the sound of something falling not far away.

The two turned to look at the same time.

A girl just came back from her self-study in the library. The girl picked up the books that fell on the floor in a panic, bowed to them three times, and said in her mouth: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I disturbed you, you go ahead, I'll go right away." !"

Fu Nanyuan: "..."

Lu Xun: "..."

The air froze for a few seconds, Fu Nanyuan and Lu Xun looked at each other, and they both looked at their current posture in unison.

Ok……

It is indeed somewhat misleading.

The two hurriedly separated and stood up.

Fu Nanyuan turned his face uncomfortably, and said, "I have a mobile phone."

Lu Xun returned it obediently.

Five seconds later.

Fu Nanyuan: "Lu Xun, you're out of food!"