My ancient leisure life

"Mr. Chen, why are you here?" The people in the yard were taken aback for a moment, and then Aunt Wang asked.

"I'm here to find Xu Nuo." Mrs. Xu Chen is Xu Nuo's aunt, but she never interacts with her, just like a stranger.

Xu Nuo pursed his lips, turned his big clever eyes, and opened his mouth and said, "Do you want to buy wild pork? Our family doesn't sell it."

"Okay, ladies and aunts, we won't keep you when we're tired all day." Xu Nuo turned to several neighbors in the yard and said.

"Okay, eat early and rest quickly." Aunt Wang glanced at Mrs. Chen and said, "Mrs. Chen, it's getting late, let's go back and make dinner. They have been tired all day on the mountain, so you have to wait until tomorrow to buy meat Moreover."

Everyone in the yard knew that she couldn't have come to buy meat, let alone join in the fun and watch wild boars.Trying to persuade her to leave, don't embarrass kid Nuo.

"Hmph." Mrs. Chen is over 30 years old, with a beautiful appearance and charm, she looks gentle and virtuous, but her words are not pleasant.

"Our family is almost out of food, how can we be as delicious and spicy as promised." Chen saw what these women meant, of course he would not be fooled by them to persuade him to leave, and he would expose him for being unfilial in front of them.

"Xu Nuo, why are you so vicious at such a young age?" Mrs. Chen pointed to Xu Nuo and complained: "In order not to support grandma, you even went to the village head's house to sow discord, and even pretended to be generous to pay an acre of land as maintenance, you Is that enough?"

She didn't allow Nuo to speak, and fired like a machine gun.Calculate the rent of the promised land, and say that the old man needs to take care of him and he doesn’t want to do anything, and the medical expenses for the old man’s illness, etc., and list them out one by one. The unfilial act of being dismissed by the grandma.

The corners of Xu Nuo's eyes twitched. According to Chen's statement, even if he gave away the whole family, it would not be able to satisfy her appetite.It seems that in this life, he has to be an ox and a horse, serving her for the rest of his life.

His little heart was unbearable to be stimulated, and he laughed angrily: "Who are you, come here to make irresponsible remarks. Since you are so filial, why bother to force me to want this or that? Go back and be your filial daughter-in-law." OK?"

"Also." Xu Nuo glanced at her and said sarcastically, "Even if I'm not filial, I'll be punished by my own village and clan, so why do you come to my door to criticize me in every possible way? You also count the land I gave as rent, just according to this calculation, isn't it enough for you?" Grandma's support is not enough for New Year's etiquette?

No one in the village knows how many acres of land your grandparents have given you in your home. Could it be that these are not enough for them to eat, and they are all taking advantage of you?

The other two sons are also unfilial. They didn't pay any maintenance fees, and you are all filial. Are you so kind?

You are ashamed to talk about taking care of me. No one is blind. You can’t see your grandma helping you with farming and housework. Not to mention the production of their fields and the support from other sons, you can earn a living just by doing these jobs. Bar?

As for the medical expenses for seeing a doctor, people in the village have discerning eyes. Grandpa and grandma have been in excellent health these years, so there is no such thing as a catastrophe or a serious illness. You come to me to blackmail you.

When I saw two wild boars, I couldn't wait to come to the door. I tell you to listen clearly, even if you throw it away, it smells bad, or it rots, it won't give you a little bit.I'm so old, I don't want your face.

We were strangers to each other and had never been to each other's house.It was the day my grandma came, just the two of them, but someone poured dirty water on me in the village, saying that I was unfilial and kicked my grandma out. The heart is rotten and the lungs are rotten. "

The more promises are made, the more angry they become. What's the matter?You can't let him stop and stop, how much stimulation has been given to him in the past two days, and there are still people who don't have long eyes and bump into each other one by one.

"You, you are raised by a mother or not taught by a mother." Chen's face turned green and pale at what he said, and he began to speak indiscriminately.

I thought she was a listless and honest person, but she would be able to achieve what she wanted by preempting the attack and then labeling her as unfilial.Unexpectedly, she couldn't stand being sarcastically ridiculed by Xu Nuo.

Just as Mrs. Chen was about to get angry and teach him a lesson, she was choked back by Xu Xu's next words.

"I don't have a mother!" Xu Nuola said with a long voice that seemed to be a smile but not a smile: "If I had a mother, I would teach you to be like this. Thoughtful, I don't know what's the use of having a mother.

Gentle and virtuous on the outside, but a snake-hearted heart on the inside.On the other hand, the two old people were forced to find a grandson who had never been in touch, like a stranger, to support.Forcing me, a weak kid, to go bankrupt is not enough to satisfy your appetite. I don’t know what you want to do. Are you going to force us, old and young, to death and take all of our property? "

Xu Nuo looked at Chen Shi, seeing that she was so angry that she was about to explode, he added fuel to the fire and continued to prod: "Yo! What's going on, are you thinking of beating someone or hitting my house?"

"Oh my god!" Xu Nuo exclaimed, took a few steps back quickly, looked at Chen Shi with a horrified expression, and said, "Why are you shaking all over, don't you want to pretend to be insane, so that you can blackmail us into our house? I can tell you, even if you are pumped for three days and three nights, and you are unconscious and vomit blood, I will not give in and give you the wild boar.

Also, I solemnly warn you again, don't force me to close the door and let my Cheng Ge go.He came out of a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood. Killing people is just like playing.

Don't say that he doesn't hit women. There are many female generals on the battlefield, and he slapped several of them to death.Just like you, he can crush you to death with one finger, just like crushing an ant. "

Seeing the cheerful smile on Xu Nuo's face, Mrs. Chen didn't say a single pleasant word, but every sentence pierced her heart. She couldn't put in her mouth because she spoke so fast, she was trembling with anger, and finally rolled her eyes depressed. Passed out.

"Ah!" A few women in the courtyard were startled, and hurried forward to help Mrs. Chen, but before these people came to rescue, pinch someone or seek a doctor, they were interrupted by promises.

"Oh, oh!" Xu Nuojian finally knocked her down, and yelled, "I'm really pretending to be sick and trying to blackmail me! No, I have to lie down too. My small body is even less resistant to her stimulation and threats. She's getting sicker."

As he said that, Xu Nuo also lay down and pretended to be dizzy. He knew that at such a time, he couldn't be relied on by the other party.He and she were dizzy, to see who could do something to him, and if it didn't work, he pretended to be a paraplegic patient.

Cheng Ge was right next to him, watching him and Mrs. Chen fight with cold eyes.Seeing that he was going to lie down on the ground and pretend to be sick, I couldn't stand it and grabbed him, frowning tightly, "Why lie down, can we still eat?"

"Huh?" Xu Nuo was taken aback, "That's right! We haven't eaten yet." He rubbed his belly, and said to Aunt Wang and the other women with a bitter face: "Aunt Wang, ladies and aunts, you are pitiful Me, I haven't eaten all day, and now I'm hungry and dizzy."

He patted Cheng Ge's arm again, "My Cheng Ge is exhausted after a day of physical work. I have to fill his stomach and let him rest early. Please help me and send her home, don't stay here Lying down, it’s hard to say that lonely men and widows live in the same courtyard!”

Aunt Wang and the others were being teased by him, and the commotion just now made them stunned.I didn't come in a hurry to persuade them, let alone stop them, just watching them fight each other.

"Okay, okay." Aunt Wang smiled and said, "We'll send her back, you guys hurry up and eat." She winked at the other women, meaning don't wake them up, it's not easy to send them back then.

"Thank you, auntie and aunties." Xu Nuo smiled softly, watching several people carry Mrs. Chen and send them to the door to thank them.

"Thank you." They said: "She is greedy and has her eyes on your child. We can't watch her bully you like this."

"We are still not satisfied after giving so much, we must publicize this matter to her, and see if she will have the face to ruin your reputation in the future."

"Yeah!" Xu Nuo was very supportive and expressed his gratitude to them.

"Okay, let's have dinner." Xu Nuo closed the yard door, turned around and called Er Dan to help him serve the meal, and cared for Cheng Ge, "You're hungry, come in and wait, we'll have dinner right away."

After finishing speaking, I saw four people standing in unison next to the wild boar. It was the boss of Cheng Ge's family and they hadn't left yet.I don't know if I have been standing there watching wild boars, or because accidents have occurred and I have not had time to go back.

Xu Nuo greeted with a smile, "Cheng Bo, let's go inside and have dinner together."

"No no, let's go back, you go and eat." Boss Cheng glanced at Cheng Ge, with a complicated mood, and moved his steps to ask his children to go back with him.

"Hey, why are you being polite, this is your son's home." The promise is to keep them for dinner sincerely. If there is no Cheng Ge, he doesn't know what he will be like these two days.

Faced with the promise to persuade him to stay, Boss Cheng insisted on going back, "When I came here, the food was ready at home, and your aunt is still waiting at home."

No matter what the promise says, Boss Cheng still has to leave.Xu Nuo had a terrible headache, he really had the same temper as Cheng Ge, as expected of a father and son.

He wanted Cheng Ge to persuade him a few words, but he didn't expect him to stay silent, just stand aside, without any expression.But when Boss Cheng was walking out with his children, he quickly took a pheasant and a rabbit and gave them to his third brother Cheng Yin.

Tell Cheng Boss: "Go back and cook." He picked Hongliu and the others with his chin, "Let them eat more, if there is not enough, I will catch it."

"Hey!" Boss Cheng wanted to refuse at first, but after listening to Cheng Ge's words and caring about his sister, he didn't resent them, and immediately decided to accept it happily.

"I made it for them to eat, don't worry!"

"Yo yo yo!" After sending people away, Xu Nuo winked and said, "That's right, I still know how to love my sister."

Cheng Ge ignored him and turned around to enter the room. He is almost immune to the promises now, and the left ear goes in and the right ear goes out, so he can't care about it.

Mrs. Wang and the others carried Mrs. Chen all the way home. They met many people on the way. When someone asked them, they just winked and didn't say anything.

"What's the matter, mother, mother, wake up!" The children of the Chen family yelled and cried when they saw their mother like this.

"What's the matter?" Seeing his daughter-in-law unconscious, Xu Yushan hurried forward to pick up Mrs. Chen and carried her into the house, and told the child to find a doctor.

Aunt Wang and the others looked at Xu's family in a hurry, and didn't say much else, "Your wife went to ask Mr. Nuo for his grandfather's medical expenses, and the maintenance of that acre of land is not enough. Let Mr. Nuo add more. I knew that I fainted as soon as I finished speaking."

Summarize Chen's behavior in a few simple sentences. They didn't disclose what they said about promises, and they didn't want to say anything else at this juncture. They just wanted to prove that Nuo didn't touch Chen's. She fainted by herself, and it had nothing to do with promises. thing.

"What!" An old man came in outside and said in shock, "She went to look for Kid Nuo to support her, what medical expenses do she need?"