My ancient leisure life

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." There was a miserable cry from the deep mountain, which startled a group of birds to fly up. It was really terrifying. They were so scared that they didn't know where to fly for a moment, and they fluttered in midair like headless flies.

On a big tree that was too tall for a person to hug, a teenager hugged the trunk tightly with a terrified expression and screamed. "Mom!" Xu Nuo felt bitter!It's really hard to drink cold water, so how did he meet a wild boar?

Xu Nuo climbed the mountain and dug traps again. Tired and sweaty, he climbed up a big tree and prepared to rest for a while, waiting for the prey to throw himself into the net.

Unexpectedly, unknowingly, as time passed, he fell asleep in a daze.He is dreaming sweet and sweet dreams, and he will return to modern times for a while, and happily be his rich second generation.

After a while, he caught a lot of prey again, and he took those and threw them directly in front of Cheng Ge, which won his admiring gaze, and he was willing to regard him as the head of the family ever since.

Awakened by the shaking below him, he looked around sleepily, and finally focused on the two big wild boars under the tree.

Frightened for a while, he ran away and fell asleep. When he first went up the mountain, his wish of seeing a big prey for him to feast his eyes on was gone. Now he just wants to go home safely.

As the saying goes, it is better to live than to die, this is his true thought now.

But no matter how smart he is, it won't help, he can't send out his brain waves, shoot or electrocute the two big wild boars.

I can only hope that the wild boars will gradually lose interest in him or suddenly remember that there are mothers and children waiting at home, so they will give up the stupid tree-hitting behavior and let him go.

But the two wild boars were very persistent. They bumped into the tree a few times and then looked up, and then bumped into the tree a few more times to look up, as if they were estimating how many bumps it would take to get him down.

"Damn it." Xu Nuo began to utter evil words gradually being stimulated by them from panic, "Hit, hit you to death, I want to see if your head is hard or the tree trunk is hard."

Even though he said so, he still hugged the tree trunk tightly, hoping that the big tree would be stronger, so as not to be knocked down, and his life would be lost at that time.

The two big wild boars have grown for an unknown number of years. One big one weighs five or six hundred catties, and the other one is slightly smaller and weighs more than four hundred catties.

Xu Nuo wanted to cry at this moment, watching the sun gradually slant to the west, and the light in the woods gradually dimmed. If this continued, sooner or later the wild boar would knock down the tree.

"I don't know if Erdan will come to look for me when he finds out that I haven't gone back." Promising and expecting but also afraid, at the same time hoping that Erdan will come, but also afraid that he will be stupid and come alone, and it will be a pair of lives.

In the current situation, if more people came, they could scare the wild boar away. He would not expect to be able to catch the wild boar.

As for Cheng Ge, he was so unlucky that he would never pin his hopes on him.I hope that he will discover his conscience and be able to come out to find himself.

But it was with Cheng Ge that he had the greatest hope of being rescued.After all, he has been in the army for eight years, so he has some force.Moreover, carrying a mountain of firewood in the morning seems to be nothing, and the strength of that hand should be comparable to that of a wild boar.

"Huh?" Xu Nuo looked at the wild boars under the tree, trying to figure out who was stronger and had a better chance of winning, between them and Cheng Ge, and found that the two wild boars were playing tricks with him.

In the beginning, two wild boars crashed into a tree together, but now they bump into each other and rest.He observed for a while, and saw that the wild boar that was tired from bumping lay down to rest, and the other immediately followed, and started bumping again.

"Who uses a pig's head as a metaphor for people's stupidity? This is a fucking genius, and he can play tactics!" Xu Nuo angrily scolded: "Is there any grudge against you, and you are so stubbornly staring at me?"

He was so angry that his chest was bullied, he gritted his teeth and cursed, even if he died, he would vent his anger, "I tell you, I will never let you go even if I am a ghost."

"Hehe." A chuckle resounded in the silent deep forest, adding a sense of terror.

"Ahhh." Xu Nuo hugged the tree and screamed again. He hadn't passed the wild boar level yet, and met a ghost again.

"Aww." The wild boar yelled in unison with Xu Nuo at the right time. Xu Nuo looked down and saw a wild boar being held up by a pair of powerful arms, held high and then thrown out.

Then another wild boar was knocked down with a punch, and then raised high and thrown out.Accompanied by a wild boar's scream, the two wild boars fell together, followed by a low panting and a low "hum hum", and they became lying half dead, no longer able to get up and hit the tree.

The tall figure turned around, with a smile on his brows, his dark eyes gleaming with inspiration, and he raised his eyebrows at Xu Nuo, as if asking Xu Nuo how he is?

"Cheng, Cheng Ge." Xu Nuo was filled with surprises and tears, but he still pretended to be calm.

Wiping away tears, forced out an awkward smile, waved to Cheng Ge and said, "Hi, good, what a coincidence!"

"It's refreshing, quiet and undisturbed. It's a good place for a walk." Xu Nuo smiled dryly, and looked at Cheng Ge flatteringly.

There is no repayment for saving his life, he can only squeeze out a few dry smiles, ashamed, ashamed!

"Why, it's better to stay up there, and you don't want to come down?" Cheng Ge was not silent this time, looking at him funny.

She's obviously scared to death, but still pretends to be calm, why bother!

"That's what." Xu Nuo rolled his eyes, "Standing high and forgetting to be far away, I am enjoying the beautiful scenery in the distance and cultivating my sentiment."

"Okay." Cheng Ge turned around, "You appreciate slowly, I'll go first."

"Hey!" Xu Nuo hurriedly leaned down, "My legs are weak, please help me."

The corners of Cheng Ge's mouth curled up, he ignored him, and went to tie up the wild boar by himself.

"Yeah..." Erdan chased Cheng Ge all the way, but he still fell behind like a gust of wind.

He just ran over the small hill, and before he entered the outer edge of the deep mountain, he heard cheerful voices not far away.It's just that the voice sounds like a promise, but what is he talking about? Rap and sing are not singing, but they are not ordinary words.

"Big wild boar, my big wild boar." Xu Nuo shook his head happily, singing a wild boar song he improvised, "Two stupid wild boars! Four eyes and eight legs."

"Heh heh heh." He imitated the braying of a wild boar, and gleefully waved his fist, "Bang, I knocked him down with one punch."

"Aw." He raised his neck and howled, "Boom, I fainted from the fall."

Dancing and dancing, the joy of remaining alive after the catastrophe has completely restored Xu Nuo.Two big wild boars!How much does it cost? It's still an activity.

Cheng Ge, who was in front of him, started from twitching the corners of his mouth, then watched his nose, nose and heart, let him fuss, and remained silent without saying a word.

He still remembered that when he first found Xu Nuo, the boy's face was pale and his voice was trembling, and he scolded the wild boar sternly, and he couldn't help laughing out loud.

And after he defeated the wild boar, Xu Nuo's eyes shone with admiration, but he was still young and arrogant, and greeted him awkwardly, saying that they met by chance.

"Ah." He sighed inwardly, he was just a child, so what could he care about.He insisted on going up the mountain with him, but he wanted to hunt something and make his life better.

"Promise, promise." Erdan followed the voice all the way to find him, and saw his cousin pulling a wooden shelf, Xu Nuo sat on it with crooked eyebrows and smiling eyes, and his cousin pulled it away like an old scalper .

"Damn, come quickly." Xu Nuo waved, "What do you think this is? Big wild boar, two big wild boars!"

"Hahaha, I'm rich." Xu Nuo was insolent and wanton, and his laughter shook the sky.

"My mother!" Cheng Erdan went straight to the two wild boars, pointed at them tremblingly and asked, "This, is this what you hunted?"

"Nonsense, isn't it me or you?"

The promise was loud and loud, how brave and fearless he was in the face of danger, and how stupid and stupid the wild boar was.

"Look." Xu Nuo pointed to the basket next to him again, "I dug the pheasants and hares I hunted, and I'll make meat for you when I get back, so you can just open your stomach and eat as much as you want."

He was complacent in the back, bragging happily.Cheng Ge frowned in front, that small mouth was so slick, his skin was as thick as a city wall.

Cheng Ge couldn't help but looked up to the sky. Fortunately, there were no living creatures nearby, otherwise he would have blown them into the sky, covering the sky and covering the sun.

"Huh?" At the foot of the mountain, Xu Nuo looked at the sky in doubt, and asked Cheng Erdan: "Isn't it getting dark, why is it still bright at the bottom of the mountain?"

"Are you happy and silly?" Erdan pouted and said, "Can the sky on the mountain be compared to the sky below? There are many trees above to block the light, and it will naturally darken quickly when the sun goes down."

"Tut tsk tsk." Xu Nuo was not shocked by his words, and said in shock, "Now it's the time, I thought it would be at least the time."

"Cheng Ge." Xu Nuo greeted him: "Hurry up, I'll cook meat for you when you get back. You're tired today, so I'll make some more to supplement you. From now on, we'll have meat to eat every day, and I'll give it to you." White and fat."

It was these words again, Cheng Ge didn't want to listen, and suddenly strode towards the village with great strength.He doesn't care about promises to gain weight, but he is still thin, so he has the nerve to make others fat with brazen words.

The food at home, whichever is not his, was promised as if it was his own, Cheng Ge didn't bother to argue with him.

Just like this morning, I only said a few words, promised to blow my hair and run up the mountain.If he didn't find it by himself, he didn't know if he was alive or not.

"Huh?" Xu Nuo felt dazzled, isn't Cheng Ge lame?Why is he walking so neatly at this moment, he doesn't look like a person with disabled legs at all.

In the next instant, Cheng Ge's speed suddenly slowed down.Xu Nuo looked forward, and many people in the village looked in their direction, and some even ran over.

Cheng Erdan: "Promise, you are now famous. People in the village will not give you cold eyes in the future, they must praise you greatly."

"Who cares about it!" Xu Nuo tensed his face, and restored the original owner's expression to everyone in the village from the front.

"Yo yo yo!" The villagers gathered together and looked at Cheng Ge pulling two big wild boars in amazement. Some people couldn't help but approached curiously and said, "How did you bring back such a big wild boar?"

"Mother!" Someone said, "If you meet one, you may not be alive. These are two big ones."

"Yeah! How did you fight, no one was injured."

"It's alive, it's alive! These two big wild boars are still alive!"

Cheng Ge kept walking, pulling the wild boar and Xu Nuo steadily, but as soon as the speed slowed down, his legs became severely lame.

Xu Nuo gritted his teeth, as expected he was wrong.Although Cheng Ge's lameness is not very severe, it is a bit like a bit of a foot, but it can clearly make people see that there is a problem with his legs.

Cheng Gela kept silent, Xu Nuo lowered his head to calculate, and the villagers chatted with Er Dan, asking how the wild boar came from.

Erdan didn't see it with his own eyes, so he told everyone what he promised.The wild boar was stupid and stupid, and it was exhausted to hit the tree with "boom, boom, boom".Xu Nuo yelled at them because they were noisy, and suddenly made them dizzy.