[Greek mythology] The troubles of Adonis

A vulture with full wings is never afraid of strong winds that will blow it off course, a giant whale with thick teeth is not afraid of the roar of the tide, and the king who sits on the throne and holds power alone disdains the hatred and reprimand of his weak and incompetent brothers discuss.The high-ranking gods tend to cherish their reputation and appearance, while the Linze goddesses and mountain gods with little divine power have self-knowledge. On the contrary, humans with half-body divine blood are the most lawless.

A brave man who dares to climb a steep mountain is often unable to get a glimpse of its dangerous panorama, nor does he know that there is a ready-to-move lava underneath.As a friend of Hercules, who was able to ascend to the holy mountain of Olympus after death and married the noble blood goddess Hebe, Theseus of Athens and Pirithous of Rabbit were Bravery is the best interpretation.With the death of their respective wives, the last invisible bridle that bound these two heroes, so great in the eyes of their subjects, snapped.

If the glorious achievements achieved in the past are the firewood that burns away the symbols of stability, then continuing to behave indiscriminately is the best magic medicine to make the dead trees spring up.First, they forcibly robbed the beautiful and extraordinary Helen, and Theseus won the lottery; then they heard about the unsurpassed beauty of the Queen of Hades from the craftsmen who built the temple, and they wanted to go to the Hades. The majestic Pluto's delusional idea of ​​taking the beauty to be the new queen of Rabbi Thailand.

If there is only one person who made this bizarre plan, the impractical fighting spirit may be wiped away by the calm breeze at the end of the day when the balsam and pine oil that has been reckless and unrestrained will run out.But once two crazy villains get together, even if the consequences are horrifying, they are determined to challenge the majesty of the Lord of Hades who rarely walks in the world.

Just when they made up their minds to travel long distances to Hades, full of ambitions to break into chaos, the Queen of Hades who was obsessed with Hades was discussing with Hades the great achievements of Hercules, who has been in the limelight recently: "So," Adonis said incredulously: "You let him go smoothly?"

Or when he chatted with Thanadus, the other party slipped his tongue.The God of Reaper is obviously very concerned about their careless supervision, allowing a guy with stinking blood from Olympus to come in and steal the loyal three-headed dog Cerberus to show off After a lap, I felt extremely humiliated and bitter about returning it back pretending to be generous.

With the dedicated assistance of the Empress Hades, the extremely inattentive Hades finally finished handling the accumulated government affairs.He leaned on the couch, keeping his eyes on the queen in his arms for a moment, and slowly replied: "At that time in Sappho, I didn't know about it."

Adonis turned his head inquisitively, and looked at him several times. He really didn't think that he had always valued strict discipline, and was shrewd enough to never suffer losses—even if he suffered temporarily, he would make the other party pay a heavier price in the future. Pluto would have a calm attitude towards such provocative actions: "However, you didn't pursue it afterwards."

Hades readily admitted: "Well. I'm in a really good mood."

Adonis: "..."

Pluto added playfully, and added slowly: "Accidentally forgot."

Adonis didn't know that he was implying his own confession, so he couldn't help coughing lightly in embarrassment. Although he knew him better and better, he was still very bad at such sudden jokes, and he really didn't want to encourage him to hide his complacency. Therefore, he wisely stopped asking about this matter: "Your Majesty is joking."

Hades broke it down coldly: "Whenever you are nervous or angry, you will call me 'Your Majesty'."

Adonis helplessly tapped the back of his hand on his waist, and raised his eyebrows to warn: "In this case, before I get angry, Your Majesty should restrain himself a little."

Pluto really can't afford to suffer, but he has to ask for several tender kisses to make up for the loss he suffered from being knocked lightly by the Queen of Pluto; if the Queen of Pluto gives this compensation, If he is not enthusiastic enough, he will have to ask for the rights he deserves on the bed bit by bit.

The coldest ice cubes are the easiest to emit white smoke, and the most prestigious judges are often the best at defending their crimes.The King of Hades always has sufficient reasons to be happy with the Queen of Hades. Even if Adonis is aware of the approaching wind and rain, a small protest will only bring about a stronger enthusiasm for the valiant knight, and useless words can only be discarded. back.Send dark sleep and dripping sweat.

Since Cerberus was stolen last time, Thanadus, who thought he was negligent, had his eyes sharpened. The two city lords who tried to sneak in had nowhere to hide. Presented in the main hall.It's a pity that he was so complacent that he missed it and waited for several days before he saw the Pluto and his wife in black robes dragging the floor again.

The god of death gradually became accustomed to the phenomenon of the two majesties disappearing for a few days from time to time. At this moment, he calmly reported the discovery of the two people's whereabouts.

Hades nodded slightly, and gave a rare compliment: "Well done."

Thanadus was flattered and opened his mouth wide: "I am willing to serve Your Majesty."

Theseus and Pirithous have been pressed to the ground by the powerful divine power, their limbs crawling humblely, unable to move at all.When Hades wanted to personally ask them why they came, some suppression was removed, and their breathing finally became less difficult, and the pain in their chest also eased a little.

Sitting casually on the throne inlaid with black gems, Pluto said coldly: "Purpose."

Theseus, who first proposed this idea to compensate for his failure in the lottery, bit the bullet and said consciously: "The patron saint of underground wealth, the ruler of the hidden dead zone, the god of infinite powers—"

This well-known hero in the human world brought his friends in confidently, but was easily caught. While he was hit hard, his feverish mind became clearer.Trapped in prison, he knew very well that the real purpose of this trip must never be revealed to Dao Ming, but he really didn't have the slightest confidence in hiding the sharp and indifferent eyes that made him dare not look at each other.

Theseus raised his head slowly while speaking, and at this moment, he saw clearly the face of the ruler of the kingdom of the dead.But before he had time to think about what to say next, he was robbed of all his mind by the legendary Pluto lover sitting next to him.