The belated iceberg attack [entertainment circle] GL

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I don't know what to write next...

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Can you tell me and give me some advice~~Thank you everyone~~———————————————————————————

When I was still on the Zihuamen Fairy Mountain, I often heard people say that my master has many peach blossoms, very many, very many, it can't be more.At that time, I was young and ignorant, and Da Huang stared at him for a long time with two pairs of round eyes, but I couldn't see where he had peach blossoms.

Later, one day when the master was sending Fairy Qianyu back to the mountain, Yu Jian came from the clouds, and when he arrived at the mountain gate, he saw a man and a dog standing in front of the gate staring at him, and he couldn't help but wondered, "Qing'er, what are you doing here?" ?”

Rhubarb followed me and stared at him, looking left, right, up, down, from the oil stain on the hemline to the rouge trace on the breast of his Shu embroidered white dress, but he didn’t see the peach blossom Where.I was rather dull back then, he asked me what I was doing, and I couldn’t say that I was looking for peach blossoms on him, otherwise he would remember that I hadn’t done the picking work in the peach blossom garden, so I could only stare blankly at him .

My master loves me more. After all, since he was a child, he felt that my brain is not working well. This is true, but although my brain is not working well, it is not as bad as he thinks.

My master stared at me for a long time, and asked me, "Are you hungry?"

Rhubarb understood, and immediately barked at him three times.

So I stayed and watched him for a long time until the end, in exchange for a good meal.

All the brothers and sisters in Zihuamen are very envious of me, because the food I eat is the best in Zihuamen.What my master said to all the teachers and uncles is: "Qing'er has a bad brain since she was a child. Give her something good to make up for it."

In fact, I am very embarrassed about this matter, because I said that although my brain is not good, it is really not as bad as he thinks, but if I tell him this fact... I will not be as good as fish and meat Now, I have to eat dry food and eat cabbage with the group of brothers under Ziyue Peak.

After all, the pigs in Uncle Farmer’s house at the foot of the mountain eat better than them.

My master didn't expect me to learn anything since I was a child. According to him, "I, Qi Yang's apprentice, can still be bullied?"

Facts have proved that he is really too self-confident, and this self-confidence will follow me like a shadow in my future life, and it will kill me for the rest of my life.

That year, I went down the mountain to practice with all the brothers of the same age. As the only girl among the students at the same time, my master expressed that he was very worried about those brothers (mainly because he was worried about my brain), Let me go down the mountain alone away from them.

I still can't understand why my master is worried about the disciples taught by the same school, but so worried about the thieves and robbers at the foot of the mountain. Probably he uses himself as a yardstick and thinks that all the people who come out of Zihuamen are the same as him It's wretched and lascivious, but this is really wronging the senior brothers. After all, all the peach blossoms in the entire Zihuamen are monopolized by my master alone, so there is no chance for others.

It is said that he once persuaded several fairies to enjoy the rain and dew, but the fairy raised her hand and slapped her, and flung her sleeves out of Zihuamen.

As a qualified teacher, Qi Yang equipped me with sword cheats and various powerful treasures, allowing me to use treasures to defend myself when I encounter danger.

I said, "Qi Yang, I don't know how to use these things."

My master: "...It's okay, just to scare them. If anyone dares to bully you, you will pull out the giant que and shake his dog's eyes."

Me: "... I can't pull out the giant gate..."

Anyway, that's how I went down the mountain.

The reason why I called him Qi Yang is because I have been called him that since I was a child.As for being younger, I called him a jerk.Because I used to cry when I was young, he had to hug me wherever he went every day, but he would easily cause accidents when he hugged me. For example, when I gnawed my fingers until they were fragrant, I could see a beautiful woman in a jasper skirt and a purple gold hairpin. Chong Chong came over and slapped him as soon as Shui Luo sleeves were raised: "Qi Yang, you bastard!"

Qi Yang said: "Hey, I picked up this child..."

As soon as I heard this sentence, I immediately cried.

As soon as I cried, he panicked: "Okay, okay, I didn't pick it up..."

The beautiful woman glared and said, "Yo, we've only been together for a few days, and you have a child!"

Qi Yang felt wronged: "I didn't give birth to this..."

I went on crying.

Qi Yang had to coax me again: "Okay, okay, it's my own..."

Then the fairy raised her hands and curled her sleeves, revealing a white and slender wrist, and slapped his face, then turned and left viciously: "Bastard!"

Then, one day a few years later, Qi Yang teased me with a rattle in front of me: "Call Master, call Master and I'll give it to you."

I stared blankly at him for a long time, then opened my mouth and called a bastard.

2.

My bad luck officially started after I went down the mountain.

In Qi Yang's words, I am a fool who is lucky to be a fool. Although my brain is not good, I have a cute bun face that everyone loves. No matter where I go, people like it.

In fact, this is not true.

As soon as I got off the mountain, I met a beautiful sister. The beautiful sister was beautiful and dressed beautifully. Even the little white fox with me was very beautiful. I took the barking rhubarb and looked at the beautiful sister for a long time, and finally Make her look back at me.

In fact, I have always been a little apprehensive towards beauties, mainly because no matter how gentle, considerate and kind these beauties are in the early stage, in the end, they will all slap someone in the face and call a jerk. I feel that Qi Yang's face has been worn out by these people over the years So much so that it gets thicker and thicker...

When I was thinking about this, the beautiful sister had already seen me and even waved to me.

I went up very excitedly.The beautiful elder sister has a beautiful face, a pointed chin, charming eyes, and the eyeballs are so smooth, it seems that all the twilight and spring light under Zihua's family are condensed in these beautiful eyes.

The beautiful sister asked: "Little girl, what do you see me doing?"

how could I know.Maybe it's because you look good?But I don’t think this can be said, because every time Qi Yang finished saying this to the girl, there would always be brothers who came to my ear and whispered that your master is seducing someone again. I thought to myself that I did not seduce her, So I can't say that.

When I don't know what to say, I just stare at the other person in a daze.

The beautiful sister gave a chuckle, and covered the corner of Dan Zhu's lips with her hand: "Idiot, what are you looking at?"

Me: "Hey hey."

She said, "My sister treats you to a bun, okay?"

I said, "Okay, but you can't buy me one, you have to buy us both."

Rhubarb looked at her salivatingly from the side.

With a twist of her wrist, the beauty stuffed the bun into Rhubarb's mouth, and said with a smile, "Okay, okay, I invite you two to eat, but you have to tell me, what do you think I will do?"

I thought about it, and had to tell the truth: "I think you are beautiful. Your fox is also prettier than my dog."

The soft-haired white fox glanced at Da Huang who was panting, his eyes were full of disgust.Sister Beauty invited me to have a meal, and then asked me where I was going. I said I didn't know, and I wouldn't go to Zihua Mountain anyway.

At that time, we ate in the town at the foot of Zihua Mountain.

Sister Meiren's beautiful eyes widened slightly: "Why?"

I said, "Because I'm going to a place other than Zihua Mountain."

The white fox beauty's eyes dimmed for a moment, lowered her pupils, and sighed softly: "That's fine, it just so happens that I also want to stay far away from that place now, and never see you again."

As she said that, she gave me a gentle smile again: "My name is Bai Lan, you can call me Sister Lan." Then she gently patted my head and said, "What a idiot, if you have nowhere to go, why don't we Let's go together in the future."

I think this place down the mountain is simply wonderful.The sister at the bottom of the mountain is gentle and beautiful. She gave me steamed stuffed buns when she saw me, and was willing to accompany me to travel down the mountain...

I was so moved, so moved, so moved...

Then, Bai Lan smiled and asked me: "What's your name, which sect is your disciple?" She looked at Rhubarb and laughed again: "How do you raise a dog as a spirit beast?"

I said: "My name is Qi Qing, and I'm a disciple of Zihuamen. I've come down the mountain to travel." Then I held the rhubarb in my arms: "Let me tell you, my rhubarb is very smart, don't look down on it .”

As I was talking, the white fox swept my rhubarb with its tail.My rhubarb raised its paw with the thousand-grain stone, and when it went up, it aimed at the little face of the white fox and slapped it. The little fox wailed and hid behind Bai Lan.

Bai Lan was slightly taken aback: "Your surname is Qi? Who did you study under?"

I was stupid then.Qi Yang said that when he saw anyone who was dissatisfied, he immediately reported his name, so I said: "I learned from Qi Yang."

That beauty's fair and transparent face flushed red all of a sudden, her pair of beautiful eyes like autumn water opened wide, and anger burst out from her charming eyes, her whole face instantly distorted and ferocious: "You are from Qi Yang's family." kid?"

I jumped out of the chair with Da Huang in my arms, and took two steps back: "You...you are also my teacher's wife?"

Bai Lan was completely annoyed by that "also", she raised her hand, and immediately drew her sharp sword out of its sheath, and said sharply, "It turns out that he already had a little bastard, why bother if the relationship lasts for a long time? It turns out that they even have children!"

I'm wronged, I really wasn't born by him, don't bully me because I don't study well and my brain is bad.

It was too late and then it was too fast, I jumped on Dahuang's back and hugged its neck tightly, and the spirit dog led me a hundred meters away in an instant, and only then did I escape the fatal blow from Fairy Bailan.I lay on top of the dog and was chased for three streets by that beautiful sister Yu Jian. In the end, her fox couldn't run anymore, so I was rescued.

Qi Yang said back then that no one of his apprentices would dare to bully him, but he didn't know that I was hunted down because I was his apprentice.

I lay on the dog's back and waved in embarrassment: "Master, goodbye!"