Attack it unprepared, receive it politely
Chapter 51 Baby?why don't you go to heaven
"Dad, I was just playing with your daughter-in-law."
It was the first time in Shen Pingguo's life that he came to such a big hotel for dinner. He deliberately pretended to be the young master of a wealthy family, for fear that he would embarrass Gu Changan.
"Hey, there's a trash can over there, what did you put the straw bag in your schoolbag for?"
As soon as Shen Apple put the package of the unpacked drinking straws into the bag, Gu Changan had an opinion. He took out the package that Shen Apple had just stuffed, and then strode towards the trash can .
It was at this time that Gu Chang'an's mother appeared, and a slight impression emerged in Shen Pingguo's mind. Shen Pingguo vaguely remembered where she had met Gu Chang'an's mother.
"Hey, Shen Pingguo, this is my mother, your future mother-in-law."
Gu Changan was so straightforward that Shen Pingguo felt embarrassed, but Gu Changan's mother quickly rescued Shen Pingguo.But listening to Gu Changan's mother, Shen Pingguo heard the truth, that is, Gu Changan's mother didn't know that Gu Changan liked him, and his mother didn't support Gu Changan like his father.
"Auntie, Gu Changan is just teasing you."
"This guy has never been big or small."
Gu Changan glared at Shen Pingguo, and he was telling Shen Pingguo with his eyes that tonight he would let Shen Pingguo know what it means to be ineffective every day and to be inappropriate.
Shen Pingguo looked back, expressing that he was not afraid of Gu Changan, but in fact, Shen Pingguo was quite afraid of Gu Changan's messing around.
The smell of the meal that day was a bit weird, Gu Changan kept serving Shen Pingguo food, and he was still joking, but Shen Pingguo saw the unhappy expression on Gu Changan's mother's face.
Later, when Shen Pingguo asked Gu Changan about this matter, Gu Changan still hesitated.
"Hey, didn't you say that you have come out for me? But why didn't your parents know? Do you know that when your father talked to me today, he was in a daze. He said he couldn't believe his son would like boys."
"Who made you so charming that you hooked this baby's soul?"
Shen Pingguo kicked Gu Changan by stretching out her foot!No mercy!
"Return the baby? Why don't you go to heaven?"
The price of Shen Pingguo's kick was that Gu Changan pushed him onto the desk, and then Gu Changan's hands and feet began to lose control.
"Hey, why are you so perverted now?"
"Just kidding, you actually take it seriously? It seems that you want this kind of thing."
Gu Chang'an's face was close to Shen Apple's, and he slightly raised the corners of his mouth, but Shen Apple couldn't help swallowing.
"Get lost, Gu Chang'an, if you are dating me to play hooligans, we should break up as soon as possible."
Shen Pingguo really wanted to give Gu Changan two big slaps, otherwise, it would be fine to give him two slaps, the worst would be to die together, anyway, ever since she was with Gu Changan, Shen Pingguo felt that she had no love in life.
"Yo, your first time is dedicated to me, what qualifications do you have to talk about breaking up?"
The tone of Gu Chang'an's speech became more and more frivolous, and he was not like the usual Gu Chang'an at all, but Gu Chang'an didn't drink alcohol today, so he must not be crazy about drinking.
So Shen Pingguo felt that Gu Changan must have not taken the medicine today, otherwise Gu Changan would not be so wrong today.
"Yes, I didn't take the medicine because I was sick, and you are the medicine."
"nausea."
"Why didn't you feel sick at that time?"
Sometimes Shen Pingguo has nothing to do with Gu Changan, so he can only express his deep resentment towards Gu Changan by staring. In Gu Changan's words, every time Shen Pingguo looks like a resentful woman.
This time Gu Changan naturally said the same thing, but Shen Pingguo was extremely unhappy.Shen Pingguo stretched out his "evil" hands, he went directly to Gu Changan's arm, and gave Gu Changan a pinch without saying a word.
"Hey, let me loose! It hurts!!!"
Gu Changan was pinched so defenselessly, pain is inevitable, begging for mercy is natural, but Shen Pingguo is not so easy to let go of Gu Changan, on the contrary, he intensified his ruthlessness.
"Hey, do you believe it or not, tonight I will let you know what the edge of life and death is?"
"I really don't believe you can do anything to me."
Gu Changan looked at Shen Pingguo's smug face, and he knew that Shen Pingguo wanted to write the word victory on his face, but ah, it didn't matter, he would make Shen Pingguo cry and call his mother later.
Gu Chang'an didn't answer Shen Pingguo, but directly picked up Shen Pingguo and went to the bed, so frightened that Shen Pingguo quickly let go of Gu Changan's hand.
"Hey, what are you doing, let me down! Let me down!"
What Shen Pingguo didn't expect was that Gu Changan put him down so obediently.
It’s just that the way of putting it down was a little cruel. Gu Changan threw Shen Pingguo down by standing almost two meters away from the inner bed. It was only at this time that Shen Pingguo realized that the last pain was not a pain at all. That's it.
The important thing is that Shen Pingguo heard the bed board break!crack!the sound of!
"Why are you so heavy now? I remember the last time I threw you from high altitude, it didn't break the bed board!"
Gu Changan looked at Shen Pingguo from top to bottom with a look of pity, and then shook his head: "I finally know why my mother said how could I be with you."
"Get out, don't try to shift the responsibility to me! Gu Chang'an, let me tell you, I was with you when you said you came out because of me, but now your father doesn't know that your mother also have no idea!"
Shen Pingguo gave Gu Changan a sidelong glance, and he got up from the broken bed board.He touched his hand behind him, it was wet and sticky, he knew it was blood even without looking.
"come over!"
Gu Changan ordered Shen Pingguo, and Shen Pingguo stood there blankly. He suddenly felt that Gu Changan was terrified.
"I call you over, don't you understand? Or don't you understand?"
Shen Pingguo still didn't move an inch, Gu Changan couldn't hold back his laughter, and said, "Booming and booming."
"Student Gu, why are you becoming less and less sympathetic? I'm bleeding, and you can still laugh."
As soon as Shen Pingguo spoke, Gu Changan laughed more cheerfully. After Shen Pingguo threw Gu Changan a word of insanity, he went to the bathroom to wash off the blood stains on his body.As a result, as soon as Shen Pingguo entered the bathroom, Gu Changan came out with a plasma bottle in his hand.
So much so that after a long time, Shen Pingguo could still hear Gu Changan's magical laughter in his dreams.
He also remembered the way he angrily pushed Gu Changan out of the door that night.
"Are you trying so hard to counterattack?"
"Hey, that's a good idea. Maybe I can think about it after tonight."
The door was closed by Shen Apple just like that, but Shen Apple's cell phone rang soon, once, twice, three times...
"Hey, are you really so cruel to let me sleep in the corridor?"
"Hey, I know I was wrong. I was actually half out of the closet, and I didn't tell my parents."
"Hey, come back to me. If you are really angry, let me understand."
"Hey, Shen Pingguo, don't you really like me now? I really didn't do the blood plasma thing on purpose, it was Liang Zixuan who asked me to do it!"
"Oh, there's nothing to be reluctant to do. It's okay to be cruel once."
"Oh, what's the use of apologizing? Can it be eaten as a meal?"
"Oh, it turns out that classmate Gu sometimes asks others for himself."
"Oh, yes, I don't like you anymore. Who would like a neurotic person? Besides, the blood plasma is your own idea, right? You want to shift the responsibility to Liang Zixuan? It's just a dream."
Shen Pingguo didn't need to think about knowing Gu Changan's expression after seeing his reply, but it was Gu Changan's own fault.
"Hey, fool Shen, fool Shen, happy birthday."
Liang Zixuan didn't call him, but sent a text message. Shen Pingguo expressed his dissatisfaction. He thought that Liang Zixuan must have done something wrong, otherwise why didn't he call him?Could it be...
Is the blood plasma matter really Liang Zixuan's idea?
At that time, Shen Pingguo was a little confused, he never thought that he would have a girlfriend who likes to cheat teammates so much!
In order to confirm that the blood plasma was indeed the work of Liang Zixuan, Shen Pingguo called Liang Zixuan, presumably Liang Zixuan was afraid that he would lose control of his emotions, so she didn't answer.
"Brother, I really asked Gu Changan to do the blood plasma matter, but the executor is Gu Changan, so..."
When Shen Pingguo saw this text message from Liang Zixuan, he immediately felt ill, feeling as if his body had been hollowed out, and then lay down on the stool.
It was only later that Shen Pingguo realized that the way she was lying down at that time could not be better described as "Ge You lying down".
Shen Pingguo didn't intend to open the door to let Gu Changan's wolf in. He started to clean up the crushed bed board, complaining whether he was really fat.
ORZ, Shen Pingguo had the following monologue in his heart——
"No, how could you be fat, you look so thin, you are really not fat."
"How could you not be fat? Didn't you realize that after you were with Classmate Gu, you were raised by Classmate Gu every day?"
"Where I am fat, I have never been fat. Natural Hall, you are beautiful... Ah bah... It is Natural Hall, you are not fat."
Gu Chang'an didn't knock on the door, which is indeed a bit strange, after all, based on Shen Pingguo's understanding of Gu Chang'an, this is completely impossible.
Shen Pingguo said that he didn't want to think about it so much, and cast a pitiful look at the broken bed board, but he couldn't help it, so he could only silently say that the "dead" bed board would not appear in the nightmare at night.
"Hey, why are you crying?"
Gu Changan was stunned when he heard the sobbing sound from outside the door, why was Shen Pingguo crying like a mother-in-law like a mother-in-law.
"Get out, are you trying to say that I'm like a mother-in-law now?"
At that time, Gu Changan refused in his heart, he refused to let Shen Pingguo know, but Shen Pingguo seemed to be a roundworm in his mind, and he could guess what he was going to say.
"Open the door, a new bed board is here."
Gu Chang'an didn't bother to say these things anymore, Shen Pingguo obediently opened the door.
Shen Pingguo said that he didn't know where Gu Changan brought back a dirty bed board, and even asked Shen Pingguo to wash it.
For this, Shen Apple just took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and immediately Gu Changan's mobile phone received a consumption message——
“贵账户*5679于10月22日21:00消费299元,现余额为25999元。【中国建设银行】。”
At that time Gu Chang'an refused, but Shen Pingguo was happy.
"Hey, Shen Apple, can you save a little?" Gu Changan immediately threw the bed board on the ground, just like throwing Shen Apple, without mercy.
"Hey, student Gu, aren't you a big local tyrant? Why are you so short of money?"
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It was the first time in Shen Pingguo's life that he came to such a big hotel for dinner. He deliberately pretended to be the young master of a wealthy family, for fear that he would embarrass Gu Changan.
"Hey, there's a trash can over there, what did you put the straw bag in your schoolbag for?"
As soon as Shen Apple put the package of the unpacked drinking straws into the bag, Gu Changan had an opinion. He took out the package that Shen Apple had just stuffed, and then strode towards the trash can .
It was at this time that Gu Chang'an's mother appeared, and a slight impression emerged in Shen Pingguo's mind. Shen Pingguo vaguely remembered where she had met Gu Chang'an's mother.
"Hey, Shen Pingguo, this is my mother, your future mother-in-law."
Gu Changan was so straightforward that Shen Pingguo felt embarrassed, but Gu Changan's mother quickly rescued Shen Pingguo.But listening to Gu Changan's mother, Shen Pingguo heard the truth, that is, Gu Changan's mother didn't know that Gu Changan liked him, and his mother didn't support Gu Changan like his father.
"Auntie, Gu Changan is just teasing you."
"This guy has never been big or small."
Gu Changan glared at Shen Pingguo, and he was telling Shen Pingguo with his eyes that tonight he would let Shen Pingguo know what it means to be ineffective every day and to be inappropriate.
Shen Pingguo looked back, expressing that he was not afraid of Gu Changan, but in fact, Shen Pingguo was quite afraid of Gu Changan's messing around.
The smell of the meal that day was a bit weird, Gu Changan kept serving Shen Pingguo food, and he was still joking, but Shen Pingguo saw the unhappy expression on Gu Changan's mother's face.
Later, when Shen Pingguo asked Gu Changan about this matter, Gu Changan still hesitated.
"Hey, didn't you say that you have come out for me? But why didn't your parents know? Do you know that when your father talked to me today, he was in a daze. He said he couldn't believe his son would like boys."
"Who made you so charming that you hooked this baby's soul?"
Shen Pingguo kicked Gu Changan by stretching out her foot!No mercy!
"Return the baby? Why don't you go to heaven?"
The price of Shen Pingguo's kick was that Gu Changan pushed him onto the desk, and then Gu Changan's hands and feet began to lose control.
"Hey, why are you so perverted now?"
"Just kidding, you actually take it seriously? It seems that you want this kind of thing."
Gu Chang'an's face was close to Shen Apple's, and he slightly raised the corners of his mouth, but Shen Apple couldn't help swallowing.
"Get lost, Gu Chang'an, if you are dating me to play hooligans, we should break up as soon as possible."
Shen Pingguo really wanted to give Gu Changan two big slaps, otherwise, it would be fine to give him two slaps, the worst would be to die together, anyway, ever since she was with Gu Changan, Shen Pingguo felt that she had no love in life.
"Yo, your first time is dedicated to me, what qualifications do you have to talk about breaking up?"
The tone of Gu Chang'an's speech became more and more frivolous, and he was not like the usual Gu Chang'an at all, but Gu Chang'an didn't drink alcohol today, so he must not be crazy about drinking.
So Shen Pingguo felt that Gu Changan must have not taken the medicine today, otherwise Gu Changan would not be so wrong today.
"Yes, I didn't take the medicine because I was sick, and you are the medicine."
"nausea."
"Why didn't you feel sick at that time?"
Sometimes Shen Pingguo has nothing to do with Gu Changan, so he can only express his deep resentment towards Gu Changan by staring. In Gu Changan's words, every time Shen Pingguo looks like a resentful woman.
This time Gu Changan naturally said the same thing, but Shen Pingguo was extremely unhappy.Shen Pingguo stretched out his "evil" hands, he went directly to Gu Changan's arm, and gave Gu Changan a pinch without saying a word.
"Hey, let me loose! It hurts!!!"
Gu Changan was pinched so defenselessly, pain is inevitable, begging for mercy is natural, but Shen Pingguo is not so easy to let go of Gu Changan, on the contrary, he intensified his ruthlessness.
"Hey, do you believe it or not, tonight I will let you know what the edge of life and death is?"
"I really don't believe you can do anything to me."
Gu Changan looked at Shen Pingguo's smug face, and he knew that Shen Pingguo wanted to write the word victory on his face, but ah, it didn't matter, he would make Shen Pingguo cry and call his mother later.
Gu Chang'an didn't answer Shen Pingguo, but directly picked up Shen Pingguo and went to the bed, so frightened that Shen Pingguo quickly let go of Gu Changan's hand.
"Hey, what are you doing, let me down! Let me down!"
What Shen Pingguo didn't expect was that Gu Changan put him down so obediently.
It’s just that the way of putting it down was a little cruel. Gu Changan threw Shen Pingguo down by standing almost two meters away from the inner bed. It was only at this time that Shen Pingguo realized that the last pain was not a pain at all. That's it.
The important thing is that Shen Pingguo heard the bed board break!crack!the sound of!
"Why are you so heavy now? I remember the last time I threw you from high altitude, it didn't break the bed board!"
Gu Changan looked at Shen Pingguo from top to bottom with a look of pity, and then shook his head: "I finally know why my mother said how could I be with you."
"Get out, don't try to shift the responsibility to me! Gu Chang'an, let me tell you, I was with you when you said you came out because of me, but now your father doesn't know that your mother also have no idea!"
Shen Pingguo gave Gu Changan a sidelong glance, and he got up from the broken bed board.He touched his hand behind him, it was wet and sticky, he knew it was blood even without looking.
"come over!"
Gu Changan ordered Shen Pingguo, and Shen Pingguo stood there blankly. He suddenly felt that Gu Changan was terrified.
"I call you over, don't you understand? Or don't you understand?"
Shen Pingguo still didn't move an inch, Gu Changan couldn't hold back his laughter, and said, "Booming and booming."
"Student Gu, why are you becoming less and less sympathetic? I'm bleeding, and you can still laugh."
As soon as Shen Pingguo spoke, Gu Changan laughed more cheerfully. After Shen Pingguo threw Gu Changan a word of insanity, he went to the bathroom to wash off the blood stains on his body.As a result, as soon as Shen Pingguo entered the bathroom, Gu Changan came out with a plasma bottle in his hand.
So much so that after a long time, Shen Pingguo could still hear Gu Changan's magical laughter in his dreams.
He also remembered the way he angrily pushed Gu Changan out of the door that night.
"Are you trying so hard to counterattack?"
"Hey, that's a good idea. Maybe I can think about it after tonight."
The door was closed by Shen Apple just like that, but Shen Apple's cell phone rang soon, once, twice, three times...
"Hey, are you really so cruel to let me sleep in the corridor?"
"Hey, I know I was wrong. I was actually half out of the closet, and I didn't tell my parents."
"Hey, come back to me. If you are really angry, let me understand."
"Hey, Shen Pingguo, don't you really like me now? I really didn't do the blood plasma thing on purpose, it was Liang Zixuan who asked me to do it!"
"Oh, there's nothing to be reluctant to do. It's okay to be cruel once."
"Oh, what's the use of apologizing? Can it be eaten as a meal?"
"Oh, it turns out that classmate Gu sometimes asks others for himself."
"Oh, yes, I don't like you anymore. Who would like a neurotic person? Besides, the blood plasma is your own idea, right? You want to shift the responsibility to Liang Zixuan? It's just a dream."
Shen Pingguo didn't need to think about knowing Gu Changan's expression after seeing his reply, but it was Gu Changan's own fault.
"Hey, fool Shen, fool Shen, happy birthday."
Liang Zixuan didn't call him, but sent a text message. Shen Pingguo expressed his dissatisfaction. He thought that Liang Zixuan must have done something wrong, otherwise why didn't he call him?Could it be...
Is the blood plasma matter really Liang Zixuan's idea?
At that time, Shen Pingguo was a little confused, he never thought that he would have a girlfriend who likes to cheat teammates so much!
In order to confirm that the blood plasma was indeed the work of Liang Zixuan, Shen Pingguo called Liang Zixuan, presumably Liang Zixuan was afraid that he would lose control of his emotions, so she didn't answer.
"Brother, I really asked Gu Changan to do the blood plasma matter, but the executor is Gu Changan, so..."
When Shen Pingguo saw this text message from Liang Zixuan, he immediately felt ill, feeling as if his body had been hollowed out, and then lay down on the stool.
It was only later that Shen Pingguo realized that the way she was lying down at that time could not be better described as "Ge You lying down".
Shen Pingguo didn't intend to open the door to let Gu Changan's wolf in. He started to clean up the crushed bed board, complaining whether he was really fat.
ORZ, Shen Pingguo had the following monologue in his heart——
"No, how could you be fat, you look so thin, you are really not fat."
"How could you not be fat? Didn't you realize that after you were with Classmate Gu, you were raised by Classmate Gu every day?"
"Where I am fat, I have never been fat. Natural Hall, you are beautiful... Ah bah... It is Natural Hall, you are not fat."
Gu Chang'an didn't knock on the door, which is indeed a bit strange, after all, based on Shen Pingguo's understanding of Gu Chang'an, this is completely impossible.
Shen Pingguo said that he didn't want to think about it so much, and cast a pitiful look at the broken bed board, but he couldn't help it, so he could only silently say that the "dead" bed board would not appear in the nightmare at night.
"Hey, why are you crying?"
Gu Changan was stunned when he heard the sobbing sound from outside the door, why was Shen Pingguo crying like a mother-in-law like a mother-in-law.
"Get out, are you trying to say that I'm like a mother-in-law now?"
At that time, Gu Changan refused in his heart, he refused to let Shen Pingguo know, but Shen Pingguo seemed to be a roundworm in his mind, and he could guess what he was going to say.
"Open the door, a new bed board is here."
Gu Chang'an didn't bother to say these things anymore, Shen Pingguo obediently opened the door.
Shen Pingguo said that he didn't know where Gu Changan brought back a dirty bed board, and even asked Shen Pingguo to wash it.
For this, Shen Apple just took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and immediately Gu Changan's mobile phone received a consumption message——
“贵账户*5679于10月22日21:00消费299元,现余额为25999元。【中国建设银行】。”
At that time Gu Chang'an refused, but Shen Pingguo was happy.
"Hey, Shen Apple, can you save a little?" Gu Changan immediately threw the bed board on the ground, just like throwing Shen Apple, without mercy.
"Hey, student Gu, aren't you a big local tyrant? Why are you so short of money?"
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