Travels of the Little Dragon Girl [Comprehensive Myth]

"We go to see the prefect, as long as we convince the prefect that you are neither a demon nor a god, we can rescue Dong Lang!" Princess Seven said.

"But, how can we convince them?" Xiao Longnu blinked and said.Xiao Longnu is really not very good at how to pretend to be a mortal without being bullied.To be exact, she really doesn't know much about mortals.

"Didn't Wang Daochang and Mr. Fu say that you are a demon, then let them try, as long as they can't let you reveal the so-called prototype, it will naturally prove that you are not a demon."

"Young Master is a god, so it's useless to deal with monsters. But how can you hide your status as a god?" The locust tree spirit reminded, "What if the emperor seeks longevity today, what if the prefect asks for the elixir of life for His Majesty?"

"Let's just say that Le Lexiu has learned martial arts in Taoism, and knows some small Taoism and martial arts. It's not some fairy method." The seventh princess sighed, "Now I can only go and try it out, adapt to the situation, and hope to rescue Dong Lang."

"Alright then!" Xiao Longnu said indifferently, "Sister Zi'er and I will go to the prefect's mansion!"

"Young Master, Seventh Princess, you just left like this. What if they set up an ambush in the Taishou's mansion?" The locust tree spirit worried.

"Are you stupid? Sister Zi'er and I are gods, how can they really do something to us?" Xiao Longnu laughed.

"Anyway, try not to reveal your identity!" Seventh Princess urged.

"Got it, got it!" Xiaolongnv went to the prefect's mansion together with the seventh princess, and when she saw the prefect, the seventh princess explained to the prefect as she originally thought.

"Just practiced Taoism and learned martial arts?" The prefect was skeptical.

"If my lord doesn't believe it, my sister is willing to fight with the king." The seventh princess smiled.

The prefect nodded and said, "Please, Daoist Wang!"

Wang Younian and Fu Guan came over, but Wang Younian insisted that Xiaolongnv was a demon, saying that she had seen horns on Xiaolongnv's head.

The Seventh Princess glanced at the little dragon girl: Did you let him see your dragon horn?

"My lord, this Daoist Wang said that he has practiced for more than 200 years. Maybe it's because he is old and has presbyopia. Did he misread it?" gone?"

"My lord, this is caused by the transformation of monsters." Wang Younian said immediately.

"Wang Daochang, since you believe that my sister is a demon, then use some means to see if you can make my sister reveal her original form." Seventh Princess said.

Hearing this, Daoist Wang took out a mahogany sword and said, "The poor Taoist has long been prepared, come here, please invite black chicken blood and black dog blood."

"Lele, as long as he can't let you reveal your original form, we will win!" Seventh Princess said in a low voice.

"But he prepared to splash me with black chicken blood and black dog blood!" Xiao Longnv said, "It smells so fishy, ​​Lele doesn't like it!"

"Just bear with it!" Seventh Princess said, "I'll accompany you, go back and wash and you'll be fine!"

"Lele doesn't like it!" Xiaolongnv pouted.

"Just help me, it will be fine in a while!" Seventh Princess begged in a low voice.

"Lele give it a try, try your best!" Xiao Longnu said reluctantly.

Wang Younian poured black chicken blood and black dog blood at Seventh Princess and Little Dragon Girl, but he didn't want to go halfway, and suddenly tripped on the ground, and a big pot of blood poured himself from head to toe.

Xiao Longnv laughed loudly and said, "Okay, it's not that Lele didn't cooperate this time, it's that he himself is too stupid! Lele has never seen such a stupid Taoist priest!"

Wang Younian got up and said: "The demon girl, you must be the one who made the witchcraft, and someone came to take the gold from people. The poor Taoist will make this demon girl appear today."

"Sister Zi'er, Lele can't help you this time!" Xiao Longnv's face changed slightly, she is A Niang's sweet baby, she is very tolerant of spilling chicken blood and dog blood, stinky feces is absolutely unacceptable.

"What is a man who wins gold?" The seventh princess was puzzled.

"It stinks! Jiang Ziya's master uncle used this to deal with monsters before." The seventh princess's face changed when she heard the words, and she felt like vomiting after hearing this.

The servants of the prefect's mansion are very efficient, and they have already brought the money in their hands.Xiao Longnv pinched a formula with her small hand on her sleeve, raised her hand lightly, the servant carrying the stinky excrement came down the steps, suddenly stepped on the ground, the toilet flew out and landed on Wang Younian's head.

The excrement splashed out, and people around Wang Younian were splashed with excrement before they could dodge.Fu Guanbao, who was standing behind Wang Younian, still had a lump on his chest, and even the prefect, who was a little further away, was contaminated a lot.For a while, many people in the hospital vomited violently.

Before the eunuch got angry, the little dragon girl said: "My lord, it seems that this king's Taoist priest is not talented. He has practiced Taoism for 200 years, but he can only splash this and that. Although I am small, I have also practiced Taoism. Why don't you take a look at mine?" Let's do it!"

The prefect glanced at Wang Younian, who was still struggling with the toilet seat on his head, and nodded with disgust, "Qiancheng County has been suffering from drought recently. Daoist Wang prayed for rain, but it rained less. If you can Praying for rain, I believe you are not a goblin, so let Dong Yong go."

"Yes!" Not all gods can pray for rain, but Xiaolongnv is an aquarium, so if you need to pray for rain, she can make it rain directly.

"What do you need my officer to prepare?"

"I don't need anything, I can do it now." Xiao Longnu said.

The prefect was a little surprised. At first Wang Younian prayed for rain, but he built an altar, put on vestments, and danced on the altar for a long time before he succeeded in praying for rain.However, it only rained for a while, which could not alleviate the drought at all.

Xiao Longnv came to the courtyard, waved her little hands and said: "The wind is in front, the clouds are behind, and the clouds gather from the dragon. When the wind comes——"

Suddenly a strong wind blew up in the courtyard, and the sky suddenly darkened.The prefect looked up and saw dark clouds gathering over the prefect's mansion.

Xiao Longnv read again: "The rain is coming!"

Bean-sized raindrops fell and quickly gathered on the ground, watering the dry land and washing the dirty ground, and the stench in the courtyard was also washed away a lot.Seeing the sewage spreading, the little dragon girl hurriedly dragged the seventh princess to the steps.

The prefect hurriedly stepped forward and said: "It's really a trick of the gods. The lower officials have eyes but don't know Mount Tai. Please don't blame the gods!"

"My lord, can you release my Dong Lang now?" Seventh Princess took the opportunity to ask.

"Of course!" the prefect immediately said, "Come here, invite Dong Xianggong to come out quickly, and let someone set up a banquet. I want to entertain the immortal."

"My lord, my younger sister has only learned some superficial methods of immortality, she is not some kind of immortal monarch." Princess Seven frowned.She thought it would be enough for Xiaolongnv and Wang Younian to have a little spell fight, but she forgot about Xiaolongnv's temperament, and she would just throw a few drops of rain to perfunctory the eunuch, but Xiaolongnv brought a heavy rain instead.

"Such a fairy method, how can it not be a fairy!" The prefect said, "Xianjun, my servant—"

"You are so talkative. Now that you know how powerful I am, don't make any fuss. Let Dong Yong go, this matter is over, and if you make trouble again, the rain will not stop." Xiao Longnu said with her hands on her hips .

Prefect: ...

The Seventh Princess was taken aback for a moment, not thinking of this operation at all.

"Xianjun~" the prefect sneered, "Before, we had eyes but didn't know Mount Tai, so we offended little Xianjun, please forgive me!"

"Why are you so verbose?" Xiao Longnu said impatiently, "You said Dong Yong colluded with evil spirits, I have already proved that I am not evil spirits, why are you bothering me now? Oh~ Could it be that you have something to ask for? You people are troublesome, one day I just pray to God at night, can’t I work hard for what I want? My king is not a god, and even if he is a god, you think gods are so boring, satisfying your greedy desires all day long."

In his spare time, Yang Jian would take his wife and daughter back to his hometown in Guanjiangkou for a short stay. The door connecting the house to the mortal world is Erlang Temple.Unlike Dragon King Temple's more reasonable request of praying for good weather and a good harvest in the coming year, Erlang Temple often receives some weird requests.Such as seeking to live a man, seeking to get rich, seeking a wishful husband, a fairy beauty and so on.

If you beg for a child, you should worship Mistress Sanxiao and work harder, even if you beg Mistress Sanxiao, she will not give birth to a son!Mistress Sanxiao, Xiao Longnv had met before, except Mistress Yunxiao, the other two had a violent temper.Begging for children, if you are pious or satisfied, if you only ask for a boy, it’s okay if the mother ignores you, but if she notices you, it’s over.It can make you have daughters all your life, or you can't have any, or you can have a crippled son.

Want to get rich?Wealth depends on oneself, do you think the God of Wealth will throw money directly into your yard?It is true that the God of Wealth is in charge of the wealth of the world, but if he wants to satisfy everyone's wealth, wouldn't he be exhausted?

Looking for marriage, a wishful man, a fairy beauty?Do you think package distribution!Yue Lao cares about the marriage, but he doesn't care whether the marriage is happy or not.As far as Xiao Longnu knew, Yuelao was the most confused god in the sky, and he often tied the red thread wrongly, for example, several women were tied to a man, and several men were tied to a woman, and so on.

"Little Xianjun, I am not looking for an official position for myself." The eunuch hurriedly said, "I am seeking the well-being of the people in the world."

"Forgive me, my lord. My younger sister only knows how to spell rain, but nothing else." Seventh Princess hurriedly said.

"Your majesty wants to ask for an elixir of immortality for Your Majesty, so as to protect our great Han country forever." The prefect bowed, "Your majesty knows that some people have been given medicine by the immortal king, and the common people can still ask for the elixir, not to mention Your Majesty! I also ask Xianjun to bestow blessings."

"If the emperors in the world could seek longevity, I would have given it to His Majesty King Wu back then. How could there be such a great Qin and Han?" Xiao Longnu murmured in her heart, His Majesty Wu Wang was her first mortal friend.

Xiao Longnu said loudly: "Give up! Impossible, I don't have the elixir of immortality. Even the Jade Emperor can't change the fate of emperors. This is the number of days. If you change your fate by force, it will only be forever."

"Please let the fairy do it!" The prefect bowed on his knees.

"Why can't you understand human speech? There is no elixir!" Xiao Longnu was a little angry.

"Seven days ago, Wang Ershan, a commoner in the city, received an elixir from the celestial lord, which healed his broken leg and sick wife." The prefect said, "Could it be that the celestial lord wants to test our piety before he is willing to give the medicine?"

"Elixir elixir, it's so troublesome!" Xiao Longnu took out a small bottle and threw it to the prefect, "This is for you, can we go?"

The eunuch opened the bottle and looked excitedly: "Thank you Xianjun for giving me the medicine! Xianjun, the house has prepared delicious food—"

"No need, we have to go, goodbye!" Seeing Dong Yong coming out, Xiao Longnv immediately said, "Sister Zi'er, let's go!"

Seeing that there was no way to stop them, the prefect could only let the three of them go, and he did not forget to send someone to watch where they were going.

"Lele, did you really give the elixir to the prefect?" On the way back, Princess Seven worried.