The boss was a little angry, but he didn't dare to say anything when he saw that Xiaolongnv spent a lot of money in her brocade clothes and Lei Zhenzi was fierce.Just be careful to flatter, and bring different stews to the table.
Xiao Longnv and Lei Zhenzi were eating happily when they saw a group of officers and soldiers carrying three pregnant women to the palace.The husbands and children of the women chased after them, weeping blood: "We people have never violated the law, and we have not defaulted on money or food. Why do you think there are pregnant women in my family?", "Mother, why did you arrest my mother!" ...
"As an officer and soldier, it is really unreasonable to bully the old and the weak, women and children!" Lei Zhenzi got up angrily, and was about to rush out with the golden stick.
"Guests, calm down. Those are the king's personal guards. You can't afford to offend them." The boss hurriedly said, "You still have a little girl with you. If you offend them, even your uncle and nephew will be unable to escape."
"What are you afraid of, Master Lei Zhenzi beat them!" Xiao Longnv clapped her hands.
The boss smiled wryly, the uncle was reckless, and the children didn't know the heights of the heavens and the earth, so today might be a disaster.These two people going out from his shop at this moment, I'm afraid even he will be affected.Fortunately, he is a loner and has no family.
Lei Zhenzi stopped the imperial officer and the officers and soldiers and said, "You shameless bastards, let these women go quickly."
"Where is the bird man who dares to meddle in the king's affairs!" Feng Yuguan shouted, "Come on, take him down for me."
"This unlucky guy actually called my uncle a birdman, my uncle hates people calling him a birdman the most." Xiao Longnu clapped her hands.
Sure enough, the next moment, Lei Zhenzi raised his golden stick and hit him.
Xiao Longnv hurriedly said: "Uncle, don't beat him to death!"
Lei Zhenzi stopped his momentum when he heard the words, the imperial officer was still knocked down on the ground, vomiting blood.
Xiao Longnv walked up to the downed imperial officer with majestic horoscopes, frowned and said, "Master, he is just a mortal, and you beat him too hard."
"I just hit it lightly!" Lei Zhenzi said innocently.
Seeing Lei Zhenzi's ferocious appearance of waving the golden stick, the Fengyu officer hurriedly knelt down and said: "Shangxian, spare my life, Shangxian, spare my life, the little one has eyes but can't see Mount Tai, please spare me!"
"It's not hard to forgive you, just let these women go back to their families." Xiao Longnu glanced at the child who was separated by the guards and said, "Don't you have a mother in your family? Steal someone else's mother."
"Shangxian, this is the order of the king and queen, and the villain dare not disobey it."
"What kind of king and queen!" Xiaolongnv laughed and said, "Last time I let go of the snake in the pot, so I threw your king outside Chaoge City. Now the king of the palace is pretended by the demon queen, you How silly."
"Your Majesty is your Majesty, why pretend to be?" Feng Yuguan was stunned.A year ago, the snakes in the pot suddenly escaped collectively. The cultural relics in the court and China are well known, but why did the king disappear.
"Believe it or not, let me ask you, what are you fake kings and demon queens doing to arrest other people's mothers? Could it be that they don't have mothers, so they rob other people's mothers?"
Feng Yuguan couldn't understand such a wonderful idea, and said honestly: "Your Majesty and Your Majesty saw an old man and a young man crossing the river upstairs at night enjoying the snow. Young and old knocked on the bones to test the marrow, as the queen said. The empress said that she still knows yin and yang, and she can tell a boy or a girl just by looking at the belly of a pregnant woman. The king ordered the little one to find a pregnant woman and go back for a laparotomy."
"It really is a senseless and foolish king, to be so careless about human life!" Lei Zhenzi said angrily.
"How can you mortals be so cruel that you want to dissect pregnant women alive and mutilate cubs." Xiao Longnv said, "If you like dissecting other people's stomachs so much, let's dissect your own."
Xiao Longnv performed a formula and hit the Yuguan Feng's abdomen, and the Yuguan's belly swelled up visibly with the naked eye.
"Now that you have a big belly, you can let go of those pregnant women, right?" Xiao Longnu said with a smile.
Feng Yuguan looked at his bulging stomach for a moment, and cried out heartbreakingly: "Monster!"
Feng Yuguan screamed and crawled behind.The soldiers behind him were also so frightened that they dropped their weapons and turned to run.
"Ordinary people really don't know it. Your queen is a monster, but you treat my king as a monster." Xiao Longnv curled her lips and said, "If you think the big belly is too little, I will give you a few more."
Xiao Longnv pinched the formula again and penetrated into the bodies of the soldiers accompanying the imperial officer, and saw that the men's bellies all puffed up.Everyone saw their belly swell up inexplicably, so they didn't care about detaining the pregnant woman.She wanted to run away, but maybe she wasn't used to her stomach being so big all of a sudden, she rushed up and down, which made the little dragon girl laugh out loud.
The family members of those pregnant women hurriedly helped their own family members to escape home.
"It's so interesting!" Xiao Longnu rubbed her chin, "Uncle Lei Zhenzi, let's go make that fake king's belly bigger and see if he dares to dissect his own belly."
Lei Zhenzi was also an impulsive and reckless person, so he agreed immediately.Xiaolongnv took Lei Zhenzi straight to the Zhaixing Building, and the fake king was having fun with the two demons in the Zhaixing Building.Seeing Xiao Longnv and Lei Zhenzi coming in, the Demon Empress was startled and asked to escort her.
Xiao Longnv took out the sapphire flute and played it, all the guards and court ladies fainted.Holding the sapphire flute in her hand, Xiao Longnu played out the formula, and the fake king's stomach bulged.The demon queen and the pheasant spirit wanted to escape but were blocked by Lei Zhenzi. The little dragon girl hit the demon queen with the formula, but the demon queen's stomach didn't bulge.
"Hahaha~ This kind of little trick is useless to deal with concubines." The demon queen laughed when she saw the little dragon girl's spell, and said.
Xiao Longnv snorted softly, and flew over with the ethereal belt in her hand to tie up the Demon Queen.After looking around, I found that a palace lady turned out to be a little fox demon.Xiao Longnv slapped the palace maid on the head, and the palace maid couldn't bear the coercion and showed her prototype.
Xiao Longnv kneaded the little fox demon into a ball, then drew a little bit of the evil blood energy from the imprint into it, and stuffed it into the demon queen's mouth.The demon queen wanted to resist, but she was powerless. She watched the lump slip into her stomach, and then her stomach bulged little by little.
Xiao Longnv's injection into other people's stomachs was nothing more than a cloud of gas. If she wanted to recover quickly, she would be fine by eating crotons. If she was not in a hurry, she would be fine after waiting for ten days and half a month.But the soul of a fox demon was stuffed into the demon queen's stomach, and the demon queen might not be able to get it out easily with the evil spirit of blood.
"Isn't this more fun?" Xiao Longnu patted the Demon Queen's belly and asked.
The demon queen suddenly felt a pain in her abdomen, as if a woman was about to give birth.
"Let's see if it's a boy or a girl, I'll cut it out for you to see!" Xiao Longnv took a dagger and made a gesture on the demon queen's stomach.
Unexpectedly, a puff of black smoke suddenly appeared from the demon queen's body, and Lei Zhenzi was about to stop it, but the pheasant spirit took the opportunity to escape.Xiao Longnu turned her head again and saw that the demon queen seemed to have turned into a mortal, rolling on the ground because of the unbearable pain in the abdomen of the demon fetus.
"Help, help—"
But Xiao Longnv was taken aback: "Uncle Lei Zhenzi, what should I do, she seems to have become a mortal."
The queen grabbed the little dragon girl and said: "God, I am Su Daji, the daughter of Hou Suhu of Jizhou, who is possessed by the fox demon. Please kill me, and don't let me be controlled by the fox demon again."
"Is it you or the fox demon who did the bad things?"
"It must be a fox demon. I heard that Su Hu's daughter is a virtuous and virtuous lady. After entering the palace, her relatives did not admit that her heart was vicious. I am afraid that she is possessed by a fox demon and cannot help herself." Lei Zhenzi said.
"Then she's not a bad person, I can't kill her." Xiao Longnv put her small hand on Su Daji's belly, trying to take out the demon fetus.
"It's too late. She has been controlled by the fox demon for a long time, and now her soul is weak. Even if there is no today's event, there is not much time left." After Lei Zhenzi finished speaking, he saw a weak soul floating out of his body.
Xiao Longnv took out a piece of jade and sealed Su Daji's soul into it, but the body that fell on the ground turned into a corpse.
"Lele, let's go!" Lei Zhenzi said, "General Su has already died in battle. If Su Daji can be handed over to Su Quanzhong, they will forget their worries."
"Alright then!" Xiao Longnv and Lei Zhenzi walked outside the door, but they were blocked inside.
Lei Zhenzi took a quick glance, not counting the phantom fox demon, there were seven people in total, all of them were humanoid, but they were brothers and sisters of the fox demon, and they were probably also fairies.
"Brother Yuan, it's these two people who came to assassinate, and I ask Brother Yuan to help me. I'm very grateful." The fox demon begged softly.
"Who are you waiting for, trespassing on the palace?" The leader is the elder brother Yuan that the fox monster calls.
These seven people called themselves the Seven Sages of Meishan, they were Yuan Hong, Jin Dasheng, Dai Li, Zhu Zizhen, Wu Long, Chang Hao, Yang Xian, and they were old acquaintances with the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb.Jinxian retreats to the mortal world, and Chaoge can't find a master of Jiejiao to come to help, so the nine-tailed fox demon goes to the three mountains and five mountains to ask her master of the demon clan to come to help.
According to the original plan, the Demon Queen would propose to the courtiers to post a recruitment list to recruit talents, and the seven sages of Meishan would vote in batches, so it was not suspicious.Today Yuan Hongcai passed the bright road in the court hall and was named the general of the crusade.Xiaolongnv and Lei Zhenzi ran to the Zhaixing Building to make trouble. Nine-tailed Fox was afraid of getting into the hands of Xiaolongnv, so he invited the Seven Sages of Meishan who had hidden Chaoge for a long time.
"Who are you, who cares so much? This is the royal palace, so what's the point of strolling around?" Xiao Longnv put her waist down, with a proud expression on her face.
"Smelly girl, how can anyone freely wander around in the palace?" Zhu Zizhen shouted.
"Smelly? Who are you calling stinky? My lord is so fragrant, you are the one who stinks! Like a fat pig running in the woods!" Girl Xiaolong said angrily, "My lord has smelled your stench from a long way away. Fat and smelly like a stupid pig, slightly slightly~"
"Damn girl, try to curse again!" Zhu Zizhen was furious.
"One curse is not enough, but ten curses are enough, Bungy Pig, Bungy Pig, Bungy Pig—"
"Ah—" Zhu Zizhen rushed over with his sword in hand.
"Who is afraid of whom!" Xiao Longnv flipped her hands over, holding a three-edged mace.The last time he broke the Zhuxian Formation, Yang Jian specially asked his uncle Yun Zhongzi to refine a pair of three-edged maces for Xiao Longnv.
Xiao Longnv has improved a lot in martial arts recently, Zhu Zizhen can't defeat her with a long sword.Seeing that Zhu Zizhen was about to show his original form and come to swallow Xiaolongnv, Yuan Hong winked at Dai Li who was beside him.Now that he is still in Chaoge Palace, if Zhu Zi really shows his original form, he will kill the invading enemy and it will be troublesome.
Dai Li opened his mouth, spit out a red bead, and attacked Xiao Longnu.Xiao Longnv took the bird-feather fan with one hand, put away the red bead, and as soon as she untied her spiritual pet bag, Xiao Tiangou rushed towards Dai Li.
Xiao Tiangou stopped Dai Li, Lei Zhenzi stopped Zhu Zizhen who wanted to take the opportunity to attack, and Wu Long brandished two swords to fight.
Xiao Longnv and Lei Zhenzi were eating happily when they saw a group of officers and soldiers carrying three pregnant women to the palace.The husbands and children of the women chased after them, weeping blood: "We people have never violated the law, and we have not defaulted on money or food. Why do you think there are pregnant women in my family?", "Mother, why did you arrest my mother!" ...
"As an officer and soldier, it is really unreasonable to bully the old and the weak, women and children!" Lei Zhenzi got up angrily, and was about to rush out with the golden stick.
"Guests, calm down. Those are the king's personal guards. You can't afford to offend them." The boss hurriedly said, "You still have a little girl with you. If you offend them, even your uncle and nephew will be unable to escape."
"What are you afraid of, Master Lei Zhenzi beat them!" Xiao Longnv clapped her hands.
The boss smiled wryly, the uncle was reckless, and the children didn't know the heights of the heavens and the earth, so today might be a disaster.These two people going out from his shop at this moment, I'm afraid even he will be affected.Fortunately, he is a loner and has no family.
Lei Zhenzi stopped the imperial officer and the officers and soldiers and said, "You shameless bastards, let these women go quickly."
"Where is the bird man who dares to meddle in the king's affairs!" Feng Yuguan shouted, "Come on, take him down for me."
"This unlucky guy actually called my uncle a birdman, my uncle hates people calling him a birdman the most." Xiao Longnu clapped her hands.
Sure enough, the next moment, Lei Zhenzi raised his golden stick and hit him.
Xiao Longnv hurriedly said: "Uncle, don't beat him to death!"
Lei Zhenzi stopped his momentum when he heard the words, the imperial officer was still knocked down on the ground, vomiting blood.
Xiao Longnv walked up to the downed imperial officer with majestic horoscopes, frowned and said, "Master, he is just a mortal, and you beat him too hard."
"I just hit it lightly!" Lei Zhenzi said innocently.
Seeing Lei Zhenzi's ferocious appearance of waving the golden stick, the Fengyu officer hurriedly knelt down and said: "Shangxian, spare my life, Shangxian, spare my life, the little one has eyes but can't see Mount Tai, please spare me!"
"It's not hard to forgive you, just let these women go back to their families." Xiao Longnu glanced at the child who was separated by the guards and said, "Don't you have a mother in your family? Steal someone else's mother."
"Shangxian, this is the order of the king and queen, and the villain dare not disobey it."
"What kind of king and queen!" Xiaolongnv laughed and said, "Last time I let go of the snake in the pot, so I threw your king outside Chaoge City. Now the king of the palace is pretended by the demon queen, you How silly."
"Your Majesty is your Majesty, why pretend to be?" Feng Yuguan was stunned.A year ago, the snakes in the pot suddenly escaped collectively. The cultural relics in the court and China are well known, but why did the king disappear.
"Believe it or not, let me ask you, what are you fake kings and demon queens doing to arrest other people's mothers? Could it be that they don't have mothers, so they rob other people's mothers?"
Feng Yuguan couldn't understand such a wonderful idea, and said honestly: "Your Majesty and Your Majesty saw an old man and a young man crossing the river upstairs at night enjoying the snow. Young and old knocked on the bones to test the marrow, as the queen said. The empress said that she still knows yin and yang, and she can tell a boy or a girl just by looking at the belly of a pregnant woman. The king ordered the little one to find a pregnant woman and go back for a laparotomy."
"It really is a senseless and foolish king, to be so careless about human life!" Lei Zhenzi said angrily.
"How can you mortals be so cruel that you want to dissect pregnant women alive and mutilate cubs." Xiao Longnv said, "If you like dissecting other people's stomachs so much, let's dissect your own."
Xiao Longnv performed a formula and hit the Yuguan Feng's abdomen, and the Yuguan's belly swelled up visibly with the naked eye.
"Now that you have a big belly, you can let go of those pregnant women, right?" Xiao Longnu said with a smile.
Feng Yuguan looked at his bulging stomach for a moment, and cried out heartbreakingly: "Monster!"
Feng Yuguan screamed and crawled behind.The soldiers behind him were also so frightened that they dropped their weapons and turned to run.
"Ordinary people really don't know it. Your queen is a monster, but you treat my king as a monster." Xiao Longnv curled her lips and said, "If you think the big belly is too little, I will give you a few more."
Xiao Longnv pinched the formula again and penetrated into the bodies of the soldiers accompanying the imperial officer, and saw that the men's bellies all puffed up.Everyone saw their belly swell up inexplicably, so they didn't care about detaining the pregnant woman.She wanted to run away, but maybe she wasn't used to her stomach being so big all of a sudden, she rushed up and down, which made the little dragon girl laugh out loud.
The family members of those pregnant women hurriedly helped their own family members to escape home.
"It's so interesting!" Xiao Longnu rubbed her chin, "Uncle Lei Zhenzi, let's go make that fake king's belly bigger and see if he dares to dissect his own belly."
Lei Zhenzi was also an impulsive and reckless person, so he agreed immediately.Xiaolongnv took Lei Zhenzi straight to the Zhaixing Building, and the fake king was having fun with the two demons in the Zhaixing Building.Seeing Xiao Longnv and Lei Zhenzi coming in, the Demon Empress was startled and asked to escort her.
Xiao Longnv took out the sapphire flute and played it, all the guards and court ladies fainted.Holding the sapphire flute in her hand, Xiao Longnu played out the formula, and the fake king's stomach bulged.The demon queen and the pheasant spirit wanted to escape but were blocked by Lei Zhenzi. The little dragon girl hit the demon queen with the formula, but the demon queen's stomach didn't bulge.
"Hahaha~ This kind of little trick is useless to deal with concubines." The demon queen laughed when she saw the little dragon girl's spell, and said.
Xiao Longnv snorted softly, and flew over with the ethereal belt in her hand to tie up the Demon Queen.After looking around, I found that a palace lady turned out to be a little fox demon.Xiao Longnv slapped the palace maid on the head, and the palace maid couldn't bear the coercion and showed her prototype.
Xiao Longnv kneaded the little fox demon into a ball, then drew a little bit of the evil blood energy from the imprint into it, and stuffed it into the demon queen's mouth.The demon queen wanted to resist, but she was powerless. She watched the lump slip into her stomach, and then her stomach bulged little by little.
Xiao Longnv's injection into other people's stomachs was nothing more than a cloud of gas. If she wanted to recover quickly, she would be fine by eating crotons. If she was not in a hurry, she would be fine after waiting for ten days and half a month.But the soul of a fox demon was stuffed into the demon queen's stomach, and the demon queen might not be able to get it out easily with the evil spirit of blood.
"Isn't this more fun?" Xiao Longnu patted the Demon Queen's belly and asked.
The demon queen suddenly felt a pain in her abdomen, as if a woman was about to give birth.
"Let's see if it's a boy or a girl, I'll cut it out for you to see!" Xiao Longnv took a dagger and made a gesture on the demon queen's stomach.
Unexpectedly, a puff of black smoke suddenly appeared from the demon queen's body, and Lei Zhenzi was about to stop it, but the pheasant spirit took the opportunity to escape.Xiao Longnu turned her head again and saw that the demon queen seemed to have turned into a mortal, rolling on the ground because of the unbearable pain in the abdomen of the demon fetus.
"Help, help—"
But Xiao Longnv was taken aback: "Uncle Lei Zhenzi, what should I do, she seems to have become a mortal."
The queen grabbed the little dragon girl and said: "God, I am Su Daji, the daughter of Hou Suhu of Jizhou, who is possessed by the fox demon. Please kill me, and don't let me be controlled by the fox demon again."
"Is it you or the fox demon who did the bad things?"
"It must be a fox demon. I heard that Su Hu's daughter is a virtuous and virtuous lady. After entering the palace, her relatives did not admit that her heart was vicious. I am afraid that she is possessed by a fox demon and cannot help herself." Lei Zhenzi said.
"Then she's not a bad person, I can't kill her." Xiao Longnv put her small hand on Su Daji's belly, trying to take out the demon fetus.
"It's too late. She has been controlled by the fox demon for a long time, and now her soul is weak. Even if there is no today's event, there is not much time left." After Lei Zhenzi finished speaking, he saw a weak soul floating out of his body.
Xiao Longnv took out a piece of jade and sealed Su Daji's soul into it, but the body that fell on the ground turned into a corpse.
"Lele, let's go!" Lei Zhenzi said, "General Su has already died in battle. If Su Daji can be handed over to Su Quanzhong, they will forget their worries."
"Alright then!" Xiao Longnv and Lei Zhenzi walked outside the door, but they were blocked inside.
Lei Zhenzi took a quick glance, not counting the phantom fox demon, there were seven people in total, all of them were humanoid, but they were brothers and sisters of the fox demon, and they were probably also fairies.
"Brother Yuan, it's these two people who came to assassinate, and I ask Brother Yuan to help me. I'm very grateful." The fox demon begged softly.
"Who are you waiting for, trespassing on the palace?" The leader is the elder brother Yuan that the fox monster calls.
These seven people called themselves the Seven Sages of Meishan, they were Yuan Hong, Jin Dasheng, Dai Li, Zhu Zizhen, Wu Long, Chang Hao, Yang Xian, and they were old acquaintances with the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb.Jinxian retreats to the mortal world, and Chaoge can't find a master of Jiejiao to come to help, so the nine-tailed fox demon goes to the three mountains and five mountains to ask her master of the demon clan to come to help.
According to the original plan, the Demon Queen would propose to the courtiers to post a recruitment list to recruit talents, and the seven sages of Meishan would vote in batches, so it was not suspicious.Today Yuan Hongcai passed the bright road in the court hall and was named the general of the crusade.Xiaolongnv and Lei Zhenzi ran to the Zhaixing Building to make trouble. Nine-tailed Fox was afraid of getting into the hands of Xiaolongnv, so he invited the Seven Sages of Meishan who had hidden Chaoge for a long time.
"Who are you, who cares so much? This is the royal palace, so what's the point of strolling around?" Xiao Longnv put her waist down, with a proud expression on her face.
"Smelly girl, how can anyone freely wander around in the palace?" Zhu Zizhen shouted.
"Smelly? Who are you calling stinky? My lord is so fragrant, you are the one who stinks! Like a fat pig running in the woods!" Girl Xiaolong said angrily, "My lord has smelled your stench from a long way away. Fat and smelly like a stupid pig, slightly slightly~"
"Damn girl, try to curse again!" Zhu Zizhen was furious.
"One curse is not enough, but ten curses are enough, Bungy Pig, Bungy Pig, Bungy Pig—"
"Ah—" Zhu Zizhen rushed over with his sword in hand.
"Who is afraid of whom!" Xiao Longnv flipped her hands over, holding a three-edged mace.The last time he broke the Zhuxian Formation, Yang Jian specially asked his uncle Yun Zhongzi to refine a pair of three-edged maces for Xiao Longnv.
Xiao Longnv has improved a lot in martial arts recently, Zhu Zizhen can't defeat her with a long sword.Seeing that Zhu Zizhen was about to show his original form and come to swallow Xiaolongnv, Yuan Hong winked at Dai Li who was beside him.Now that he is still in Chaoge Palace, if Zhu Zi really shows his original form, he will kill the invading enemy and it will be troublesome.
Dai Li opened his mouth, spit out a red bead, and attacked Xiao Longnu.Xiao Longnv took the bird-feather fan with one hand, put away the red bead, and as soon as she untied her spiritual pet bag, Xiao Tiangou rushed towards Dai Li.
Xiao Tiangou stopped Dai Li, Lei Zhenzi stopped Zhu Zizhen who wanted to take the opportunity to attack, and Wu Long brandished two swords to fight.
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