Travels of the Little Dragon Girl [Comprehensive Myth]

Old Mrs. Gao is obviously reluctant to waste money like this, tsk~ mortals, mortals, they are indeed greedy, and they are unwilling to spend money on problems that can be solved by throwing away some money.

Xiao Longnv was just narrow minded and deliberately teased, not wanting to get angry with Old Master Gao, she said forcefully: "If the elder can't accept the demon, I'll just find someone else."

Sun Wukong was most displeased when others said he couldn't do it, so he immediately said: "Who says my old grandson can't accept demons, you just serve my master well, and my old grandson will come whenever he goes."

Seeing Sun Wukong soaring away with the golden cudgel in hand, Mrs. Gao secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

Xiao Longnv couldn't help but shook her head: The monkey really didn't make any progress, and it was hit by the mortal's aggressive method!

Not wanting to chat with Mrs. Gao, Xiao Longnv went to the courtyard to see the white horse, and the white horse was not very excited.However, this is also normal, anyone who is bullied by being turned into a mount will feel ashamed and want to die with others.

Xiao Longnu mowed some grass to feed the horses in the village, she was a little moved by herself, but she had never bothered to feed the mounts so much.Although occasionally when the mood comes, I will brush the hair of Xiao Hei and her father's silver horse, and feed them personally.However, Xiao Hei can forage for food by himself, and even if he is feeding, someone will prepare the food and deliver it to him. He Zeng prepares it himself.

"Don't dawdle, eat well, rest well, and it's time to start tomorrow. Don't think that it's okay to pretend that you can't walk. As long as you don't want to lift the curse on my uncle for a day, you can only talk to me." Uncle is like a horse."

The white horse shook his head.

"Don't say that you don't know what mantras are. If you don't know, you can only blame Guanyin Bodhisattva." The little dragon girl said, "In short, I have decided what wronged my uncle, and I will let others suffer once. .To tell you the truth, Guanyin Bodhisattva used to be my master uncle, Master Cihang. I couldn’t defeat me even if I didn’t mention her seniority. If she relied on the magic weapon, I’m afraid she would be able to invite even more powerful ones to deal with me.”

Xiao Longnv understood very well in her heart that although she was backed by others, others were willing to give her some face.But the uncle Tongtian Grand Master who loves her the most can't come to the lower realm, and the uncle Donghuang's grandpa Shenlong can't rely too much on seeing the head and the tail.It is impossible for her father Yang Jian and her uncles to help her deal with her elders.Then there is Kong Xuan, Xiaolongnv is not willing to involve him in the fight with Buddhism.

In front of others, she can be unscrupulous, but in front of the Tathagata Buddha, the Lantern Buddha, the Past Buddha and the Three Masters of the Western Paradise, she can't straighten her back.If she makes a fuss and treats her as a child, she won't get too caught up in it, but if she fights seriously, she will easily suffer.

The Tathagata Buddha wanted to encourage the little dragon girl to go to Lingshan to make troubles and adjust her boring life, but he didn't know that the little dragon girl today is no longer the brave and foolhardy person she used to be.When it first broke its shell, the newborn calf was not afraid of tigers, and dared to make troubles. Now it still dares to make troubles, but knows to weigh the advantages of the enemy and ourselves first.

In general, Yang Jian stared at Xiaolongnu and read books for more than 1000 years, and he has made some progress.Once you have learned Taoism, it is not a bad thing to learn about Buddhism, Confucianism, and the art of war.

The white horse neighed softly.

"Don't worry too much. Since the Bodhisattva has high hopes on you and wants you to get the scriptures, he will not ignore you. When they let my uncle go, I will let you go naturally." Turn, "If the Bodhisattva really forgets you or doesn't cheat, I can only be sorry for you. I heard that eating a piece of Tang Monk's meat can make you live forever. We gods don't need to pursue longevity, but maybe eating you can make uncle recover. maybe."

The white horse stiffened and backed away.

"My third uncle, I don't pay much attention to what I eat. What kind of white horse is eaten raw, so I can pay for it. Don't worry, if you eat it, you won't eat it raw. I will hire a good cook to cook you, and I will never waste your money." It's full of meat." Xiao Longnu patted the horse's head, "Hmm~ I heard that meat is eaten when it's alive, and it's delicious when you're alive. Maybe in addition to a good cook, you also need to hire someone who is good at slicing human flesh."

Hearing this, the white horse kicked its hooves and fell to the ground.

"Did you get dizzy?" Xiao Longnu clapped her hands, "It's really useless!"

Shi Shiran, the little dragon girl, went to look for Mrs. Gao: "Amitabha, Mrs. Gao, the poor monk's horse seems to be sick. I wonder if there is a veterinarian in the village?"

Old Mrs. Gao still counted on Sun Wukong to keep the demons away, so he didn't dare to offend the little dragon girl, so he asked the young man in the village to find an old man who was good at taking care of livestock to see the white horse, and invited the little dragon girl to drink tea.

The two sat for a while, and saw Monkey King entering the door with a fat black man with a human head and a pig face.Old Master Gao got up with a "whoosh" and hid behind Xiao Longnv: "Elder Tang, this is my monster son-in-law!"

Xiaolongnv: ...This is not like the character design of an old man!But if you want to drive them away, the son-in-law is also very smooth?

Sun Wukong grabbed Zhu Gangmane's big ears and came to the little dragon girl: "Master, this is Zhu Gangmane."

Xiao Longnv thought to herself that Sun Wukong had been away for a while, why did he take the canopy so quickly today?Surprised in his heart, Zhu Ganglu had already knelt down and knocked his head three times, and said: "Disciple Zhu Wuneng, by the order of Guanyin Bodhisattva, is waiting for Master here."

Sun Wukong explained on the side, it turned out that Zhu Ganglu was an apprentice arranged by Guanyin Bodhisattva for Xuanzang, and he also took the Dharma name Wu Neng.Isn't pig Wuneng the same as pig incompetence?This level of naming——

Guanyin Bodhisattva is not like they came out of Yuxu Palace. I think her Taishi ancestor Yuanshi Tianzun named her Yang Qingmiao, how nice it is!

"You promised Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva to be a monk, and you cheated into marrying someone else's daughter. Isn't that making you a widow?" Xiaolongnv raised her Zen stick and waved it on Zhu Gang's shoulder, "You really don't change your nature, Obsessed with lust!"

"Ouch!" Zhu Ganglian fell to the ground after getting hit by a Zen stick.

Zhu Ganglian: The heroic figure of beating people is very familiar!

Sun Wukong: ... Could it be that my master knows martial arts?

Seeing the startled look on Sun Wukong's face, Xiao Longnv knew that she had overreacted, so she hurriedly sat down solemnly: "Apprentice——"

Sun Wukong and Zhu Wuneng looked over at the same time, Xiaolongnv paused and said: "Wukong, since the matter of Gao Laozhuang has been resolved, let's set off early tomorrow morning!"

"Yes, Master!"

Sun Wukong pulled Zhu Wuneng to make a clear settlement with Mrs. Gao. Xiao Longnv looked at the backs of the two and suddenly had a question: Sun Wuneng and Zhu Wuneng, are these names a coincidence?

Because Sun Wukong is a monkey, he took the surname Sun. It is said that Wukong got his name from his master.The canopy was cast into a pig fetus, and Guanyin Bodhisattva enlightened him and gave him the Dharma name Wu Neng.If there is a connection between the two, I am afraid that the two people are now protecting Xuanzang to learn the scriptures, which was planned hundreds of years ago.

Knowing that Zhu Wuneng was going to follow Sun Wukong's master and apprentice, Mrs. Gao was very happy, and prepared a banquet for them to practice in the evening.It's interesting to say that Buddhist disciples don't drink alcohol at all, but Monkey King and Zhu Wuneng love wine, especially Zhu Wuneng is also lustful.

After a few drinks, Zhu Wuneng yelled wildly, telling Mr. Gao to take good care of his wife Gao Cuilan, and if he failed to learn the scriptures, he would come back to be the son-in-law of the Gao family. The old Mr. Gao almost passed away, but fortunately, Sun Wukong reprimanded him.Setting off the next day, Mrs. Gao also prepared 200 taels of silver for money, for fear that Zhu Wuneng would come back in the future.

It seems that Tianpeng bought a lot of property for the Gao family in Gao Laozhuang. The old man Gao seemed reluctant to spend money to eliminate the disaster yesterday, but today he is willing to spend 200 taels to send them away.Zhu Wuneng put away the package, carried the nine-toothed rake on his back, and set out on the road with Xiaolongnu and others.

After walking for a few days, nothing happened. The white horse has begun to get used to the roads he walks every day, but the new Zhu Wuneng is a little lazy, and he has to say a few words about Gao Laozhuang from time to time. The girl at home is actually very affectionate.

Xiao Longnv knew that Tianpeng had always been lustful, and in the Tiangong before, she would look twice at any beautiful fairy she saw, and she wanted to go up and say a few words, she was very fraternal.Now that he is down to earth, it is strange that he can't forget a little village girl!Could it be that he was moved by his true feelings and became a fool?

It's a pity that this guy is stupid himself, and in a few words he agreed to Guanyin Huxuanzang to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures.

Zhu Wuneng is different from Sun Wukong and Ao Lie. Sun Wukong was suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain and was released by Xuanzang. Ao Lie violated the rules of heaven because Guanyin Bodhisattva interceded.Also breaking the rules of heaven, what Zhu Wuneng owed was Taibai Jinxing's favor, and he didn't need to pay attention to Guanyin Bodhisattva at all.This guy eats, drinks, and is lustful. How hard is he to think about becoming a monk?Even in the mortal world, being a pig demon is better than being a walking monk!

Not to mention these, they went to a cottage to stay this day.Because of the strange appearances of Sun Wukong and Zhu Wuneng, they were indispensable and frightening, so they were able to stay overnight.The host came out with food, and Zhu Wuneng ate more than a dozen bowls in one go.Xiao Longnu kicked him several times, but he didn't know how to restrain himself.

He used to be the marshal of the canopy, but it was also an errand anyway, and it was nothing to do with work and food.Now it's just walking, not doing any work, eating and drinking for free is amazing.

Although Xiao Longnu is a Taoist deity, she sees monks who have to do things for free.Her mother's family is a god, and they all perform priesthood to govern one side, so they have expenses.Before the relatives of the father's family were enlightened, they also managed the family by themselves, and never ate others for nothing.

Seriously speaking, most of those who have become immortals and attained the Tao nowadays rely on their own ability to support themselves, and then obtain the Tao through cultivation or merit. Today's monks are getting worse and worse. In the name of serving the gods, they are used to fish and meat.They don’t farm but dominate the fertile land. They don’t do production, don’t pay taxes and don’t accept corvee, but they use the banner of gods and Buddhas to ask the people to collect donations and build temples for them.

Because what she ate in the past few days was the dry food prepared by Gao Laozhuang, Xiao Longnv didn't feel much about it.Today, seeing this old pig eat more than ten bowls of other people's meals, and eat up the whole family's food, it is really disgusting.

Ordinary people, how can there be many meals to give to others?A person who is willing to give a bowl or two is a good person. With this way of eating, is it possible that the most important thing along the way is Huazhai?Instead of taking the Western Classics, it is better to change the name to beg rice balls!

Zhu Wuneng emptied the family's rice bucket, and the old man in charge was a little embarrassed when he saw that he was not full: "I don't know that the elder eats a lot, and I didn't prepare more today."

"It's okay, I have a pig's face, and I eat like a pig." The little dragon girl was very disgusted, so Zhu Wuneng took the broken silver to the old man.The old man made excuses in every possible way, so Xiao Longnv had no choice but to hide the broken silver under the bed, and after they left, the family would clean up and find it.

On the second day, we bid farewell to the old man. On the way, the little dragon girl told Sun Wukong and Zhu Wuneng to find some livelihood instead of always looking for ordinary people to make a living.That's all for the rich, like yesterday's old man, who was originally poor, and it would be too embarrassing for him to eat according to Zhu Wuneng's way of eating.