[Fumino] Peaceful life in Yokohama
Chapter 36 The Unlucky Osamu Dazai
Oda Kai's eyes lit up when he saw a familiar person reappeared on the map.
It has been almost a month since the last time I saw Uncle Dazai.Most of the time, it was Oda Kai who saw Osamu Dazai appearing on the map, and then ran over excitedly.On average, I can meet Osamu Dazai once every 5 times I go out.
Every time Oda Kai met Osamu Dazai, he would see Osamu Dazai doing boring things, such as circling in the river with his legs up, falling from upstairs, or hanging himself like he did when he met alone for the first time. in odd places.Hanging trees, according to Osamu Dazai, is part of the boring work.Turning in circles in the river and falling from upstairs are all the result of carelessness.The former accidentally slipped and fell into the river while walking by the river. After all, the land by the river is relatively wet. As for jumping from upstairs, it was because his feet slipped while looking at the sky upstairs.
After encountering such situations many times, Umi Oda came to a conclusion with a serious mood: Uncle Dazai is a person with oil on his feet.At the same time, he is a very unlucky person.You must know that if you are an ordinary person, you may die if you fall into the water or fall from a tall building.After deepening his common sense of daily life, Oda Kai also realized that hanging himself is not a job at all.
Uncle Dazai must have been too slippery and unlucky, so when he climbed up a tree to play, he accidentally fell off, and then hung on the rope that was accidentally placed there!
In short, everything was solved, and it was all because of Uncle Dazai's bad luck.Such an unlucky Uncle Dazai is still alive and did not die due to various accidents. It is really hard work and hard work.No wonder Uncle Dazai is covered in bandages all over his body, it must be because he is so unlucky to be injured all the time.
When I met Uncle Dazai this time, I don't know what unlucky things will happen to Uncle Dazai again.
Oda Kai thought so, and quickened his pace.Because of the fast speed, Oda Kai saw Osamu Dazai in a short while.When seeing the other party with other adults, Oda Kai subconsciously stopped and hid aside.
Uncle Dazai is with someone else... Let's not bother you...
Thinking of this, Oda Kai silently peeked.
The wind blew the voices of the two talking to Oda Kai's ears.
"Osamu Dazai of the Port Mafia, because of you, the organization I belong to has been destroyed. All my companions are dead..." The strange man put a gun on Osamu Dazai's waist: "Don't move! You moved , I will kill you!"
"Hey~ Even if I don't move, you will kill me, right? After all, isn't that what you came here for? If you want to do it, I hope you can move faster and hit more accurately~"
It turned out that it wasn't an acquaintance who was communicating, it was that strange man who wanted to kill Uncle Dazai.Oda Kai came to a conclusion, he looked around, picked up a board to block in front of him, squatted against the wall, and quickly moved towards Osamu Dazai with small steps.
His movements were silent, but for Osamu Dazai who was facing him, it was too conspicuous.Rather, besides the lack of sound, what is going on with this useless method of approaching?
The current situation is that the man who wants to kill Osamu Dazai is standing behind Osamu Dazai with a pistol pointed at Osamu Dazai's waist. Fortunately, the man is wearing a hat and is staring at Osamu Dazai's back with his full attention The pistol in Dazai Osamu's body was still shaking, so he didn't notice Kai Oda right away.
But this is only temporary, with Oda Kai's carefree approach, it is not surprising that the other party notices it at any time.
Originally, I wanted to meet death here, but I ran into Oda Kai.Osamu Dazai didn't want to fall down covered in blood in front of the other party, he would definitely become the psychological shadow of the other party's childhood.His principle is to die cleanly without causing trouble to others.
"Well, can you stop shaking your gun? It's itchy." Osamu Dazai said.
Osamu Dazai twitched the corner of his mouth when he saw that there was no self-disguise at all, and he felt that he was getting closer and closer to the Oda Sea at his feet.
It's true that newborn calves are not afraid of tigers.Didn't Oda Saku ever teach him not to get close to dangerous places or dangerous people?
When it got so close, even the murderer who hadn't noticed just now noticed.
"What?!" He screamed, moved the gun pointed at Dazai Osamu, turned to the direction of Oda Kai, just about to pull the trigger, saw Dazai Osamu hit his arm with a backhand elbow .The pistol fell under severe pain, and the next second, the opponent was already suppressed by Osamu Dazai.
"Wow~" Oda Kai dropped the board in his hand, jumped up from the ground, and applauded Osamu Dazai: "Uncle Dazai is amazing!"
Dazai Osamu glanced at Oda Kai out of the corner of his eye, but he was not happy because of the other party's applause.Rather, after experiencing the other party interrupting his death process many times, with all kinds of naive words that make people more angry than life, now, whenever he sees Oda Kai, Osamu Dazai will feel a sense of powerlessness in his heart, It's even hard to be as angry as the first time.
After all, you get used to it when you are angry.The way he used to deal with others couldn't be used on Oda Kai, after all, Oda Kai was a friend's child, and he was only eight years old.No matter whether it hurts the other party or makes him cry, there will be no good results for him, what else can he do.
And get hurt... This little kid is only eight years old, and he fights harder than him. If he really wants to fight, he will probably be the one who gets hurt.Thinking about it this way made me even more powerless.
"Is there a rope?" Dazai Osamu looked at the enemy who was suppressed by him and could not move.If it was normal, he would directly call his subordinates to let them handle it.But Oda Kai was still there, and he didn't want people from the port mafia to see Oda Kai.
"Do you want to tie up the bad guys?" Oda Kai said enthusiastically, "I'll look for it."
After a while, he came back with a rope.
Osamu Dazai tied up the enemy, called his subordinates and asked them to come and collect them, and then left with Oda Kai.
"Uncle Dazai looks weak, but he is so powerful." Umi Oda looked excited.
"Do I look weak?" Osamu Dazai looked sullen: "Then you look weaker. Didn't Oda Saku teach you not to enter dangerous places?"
"But Uncle Dazai was hijacked by bad guys. Uncle Dazai is so weak, I want to protect Uncle Dazai!"
"No need at all." What kind of human suffering is this?Why does he have to be protected by an eight-year-old kid.
"Uncle Dazai, you're welcome!"
"I'm not being polite to you. I'm not weak enough to need the protection of an eight-year-old... Wait, can you stop looking at me with sympathy? I'm really not weak."
The author has something to say:
Odasaku: Xiaokai is so weak.
Oda Kai: Uncle Dazai is so weak.
Dazai: The filter of your Oda family has a big problem.
It has been almost a month since the last time I saw Uncle Dazai.Most of the time, it was Oda Kai who saw Osamu Dazai appearing on the map, and then ran over excitedly.On average, I can meet Osamu Dazai once every 5 times I go out.
Every time Oda Kai met Osamu Dazai, he would see Osamu Dazai doing boring things, such as circling in the river with his legs up, falling from upstairs, or hanging himself like he did when he met alone for the first time. in odd places.Hanging trees, according to Osamu Dazai, is part of the boring work.Turning in circles in the river and falling from upstairs are all the result of carelessness.The former accidentally slipped and fell into the river while walking by the river. After all, the land by the river is relatively wet. As for jumping from upstairs, it was because his feet slipped while looking at the sky upstairs.
After encountering such situations many times, Umi Oda came to a conclusion with a serious mood: Uncle Dazai is a person with oil on his feet.At the same time, he is a very unlucky person.You must know that if you are an ordinary person, you may die if you fall into the water or fall from a tall building.After deepening his common sense of daily life, Oda Kai also realized that hanging himself is not a job at all.
Uncle Dazai must have been too slippery and unlucky, so when he climbed up a tree to play, he accidentally fell off, and then hung on the rope that was accidentally placed there!
In short, everything was solved, and it was all because of Uncle Dazai's bad luck.Such an unlucky Uncle Dazai is still alive and did not die due to various accidents. It is really hard work and hard work.No wonder Uncle Dazai is covered in bandages all over his body, it must be because he is so unlucky to be injured all the time.
When I met Uncle Dazai this time, I don't know what unlucky things will happen to Uncle Dazai again.
Oda Kai thought so, and quickened his pace.Because of the fast speed, Oda Kai saw Osamu Dazai in a short while.When seeing the other party with other adults, Oda Kai subconsciously stopped and hid aside.
Uncle Dazai is with someone else... Let's not bother you...
Thinking of this, Oda Kai silently peeked.
The wind blew the voices of the two talking to Oda Kai's ears.
"Osamu Dazai of the Port Mafia, because of you, the organization I belong to has been destroyed. All my companions are dead..." The strange man put a gun on Osamu Dazai's waist: "Don't move! You moved , I will kill you!"
"Hey~ Even if I don't move, you will kill me, right? After all, isn't that what you came here for? If you want to do it, I hope you can move faster and hit more accurately~"
It turned out that it wasn't an acquaintance who was communicating, it was that strange man who wanted to kill Uncle Dazai.Oda Kai came to a conclusion, he looked around, picked up a board to block in front of him, squatted against the wall, and quickly moved towards Osamu Dazai with small steps.
His movements were silent, but for Osamu Dazai who was facing him, it was too conspicuous.Rather, besides the lack of sound, what is going on with this useless method of approaching?
The current situation is that the man who wants to kill Osamu Dazai is standing behind Osamu Dazai with a pistol pointed at Osamu Dazai's waist. Fortunately, the man is wearing a hat and is staring at Osamu Dazai's back with his full attention The pistol in Dazai Osamu's body was still shaking, so he didn't notice Kai Oda right away.
But this is only temporary, with Oda Kai's carefree approach, it is not surprising that the other party notices it at any time.
Originally, I wanted to meet death here, but I ran into Oda Kai.Osamu Dazai didn't want to fall down covered in blood in front of the other party, he would definitely become the psychological shadow of the other party's childhood.His principle is to die cleanly without causing trouble to others.
"Well, can you stop shaking your gun? It's itchy." Osamu Dazai said.
Osamu Dazai twitched the corner of his mouth when he saw that there was no self-disguise at all, and he felt that he was getting closer and closer to the Oda Sea at his feet.
It's true that newborn calves are not afraid of tigers.Didn't Oda Saku ever teach him not to get close to dangerous places or dangerous people?
When it got so close, even the murderer who hadn't noticed just now noticed.
"What?!" He screamed, moved the gun pointed at Dazai Osamu, turned to the direction of Oda Kai, just about to pull the trigger, saw Dazai Osamu hit his arm with a backhand elbow .The pistol fell under severe pain, and the next second, the opponent was already suppressed by Osamu Dazai.
"Wow~" Oda Kai dropped the board in his hand, jumped up from the ground, and applauded Osamu Dazai: "Uncle Dazai is amazing!"
Dazai Osamu glanced at Oda Kai out of the corner of his eye, but he was not happy because of the other party's applause.Rather, after experiencing the other party interrupting his death process many times, with all kinds of naive words that make people more angry than life, now, whenever he sees Oda Kai, Osamu Dazai will feel a sense of powerlessness in his heart, It's even hard to be as angry as the first time.
After all, you get used to it when you are angry.The way he used to deal with others couldn't be used on Oda Kai, after all, Oda Kai was a friend's child, and he was only eight years old.No matter whether it hurts the other party or makes him cry, there will be no good results for him, what else can he do.
And get hurt... This little kid is only eight years old, and he fights harder than him. If he really wants to fight, he will probably be the one who gets hurt.Thinking about it this way made me even more powerless.
"Is there a rope?" Dazai Osamu looked at the enemy who was suppressed by him and could not move.If it was normal, he would directly call his subordinates to let them handle it.But Oda Kai was still there, and he didn't want people from the port mafia to see Oda Kai.
"Do you want to tie up the bad guys?" Oda Kai said enthusiastically, "I'll look for it."
After a while, he came back with a rope.
Osamu Dazai tied up the enemy, called his subordinates and asked them to come and collect them, and then left with Oda Kai.
"Uncle Dazai looks weak, but he is so powerful." Umi Oda looked excited.
"Do I look weak?" Osamu Dazai looked sullen: "Then you look weaker. Didn't Oda Saku teach you not to enter dangerous places?"
"But Uncle Dazai was hijacked by bad guys. Uncle Dazai is so weak, I want to protect Uncle Dazai!"
"No need at all." What kind of human suffering is this?Why does he have to be protected by an eight-year-old kid.
"Uncle Dazai, you're welcome!"
"I'm not being polite to you. I'm not weak enough to need the protection of an eight-year-old... Wait, can you stop looking at me with sympathy? I'm really not weak."
The author has something to say:
Odasaku: Xiaokai is so weak.
Oda Kai: Uncle Dazai is so weak.
Dazai: The filter of your Oda family has a big problem.
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