[Fumino] Peaceful life in Yokohama

——Happy Family (8)——

[Dynamic Superman]: What is Uncle Dazai doing now?I have something to ask him.

[It's a tiger, not a cat]: Uh...Mr. Dazai is not free for now...

[Red Scarf]: What's the matter?It should be the same for me, right? 【Smile.jpg】?

[Dynamic Superman]: Uh... no, this matter can only be done with Uncle Dazai.Don, you look like you know where Uncle Dazai is?Hand over the address quickly, and I'll be there right away.

[It's a tiger, not a cat]: Is there something wrong?Otherwise, let's just talk about it... Mr. Dazai may not be able to talk to you face to face right now.

[Dynamic Superman]:? ? ?Is Uncle Dazai going to the toilet now?

[The hotter the curry, the more delicious it is]: No, if you are going to the bathroom, it should be fine soon.Could it be that I have eaten too much spicy curry lately, so I am constipated?

[Silver]: I don't think so.Mr. Dazai's intake of spicy curry has not increased compared to before.

[Rashomon]: No, men may be more likely to get sick when they get older.Even if you didn't have constipation before, it doesn't mean you won't be constipated now.Even if he was constipated, Mr. Dazai would be too embarrassed to say it.It may not necessarily be that he is being accompanied by Dun and is seeing a doctor in the hospital.Maybe it is also possible to have hemorrhoids.

[Red Scarf]: No... I don't think that's the case.Dunjun, so what is the reason.

[It's a tiger, not a cat]: Uh, I can't say.But definitely not constipation ah hemorrhoids!Rather, if he really got these diseases, how could Mr. Dazai let me accompany him to the hospital!For the time being, Mr. Dazai still wants to save face!In short, Mr. Dazai is temporarily unavailable due to some reasons.Otherwise, Xiao Hai, you can directly talk about things.Should I tell Mr. Dazai later?

[Dynamic Superman]: Then I'll just say it straight.Did Uncle Dazai eat the pudding I kept in the fridge for yesterday's snack?I saw a small note inside, saying that I would buy it back for me.But I waited for a day and didn't get it.I texted and called Uncle Dazai but didn't reply.

[Not a detective]: Ah... that... I ate the pudding together with Dazai.I put the note.But I accidentally ate the newly bought pudding too.In the end it was forgotten.

[Dynamic Superman]: But the handwriting is Uncle Dazai's?

[Not a detective]: I imitated it conveniently.

[It's a tiger, not a cat]:?Are you sure it's okay?

[Not a detective]: Oh, little tiger, don't care about these details.Since you are with Dazai, remind Dazai to buy pudding when you come back.By the way, I want to eat orange flavor.

[Dynamic Superman]: I've been waiting for a pudding all day!I want one of each flavor!Ask Uncle Dazai to buy it for me! ! !

[It's a tiger, not a cat]: ...==, okay, I will remind Mr. Dazai.

After waiting for a while without seeing any new news, Atsushi Nakajima sighed, turned his head to look at Osamu Dazai who was still lying on the side in a coma, Atsushi Nakajima sighed.He squatted down next to Osamu Dazai, and stretched out his fingers to pinch Osamu Dazai's nose. After a while, Osamu Dazai woke up subconsciously struggling.

"Mr. Dazai obviously hasn't been in the water for a long time. Why are you here again today?" Atsushi Nakajima asked.

"Ah...it's Atsushi..." Dazai Osamu sat up from the ground, and he looked around: "Oh, where is the beauty who entered the water with me?"

"Speaking of beauties..." Atsushi Nakajima recalled that before picking up Osamu Dazai by the river, he once saw a woman covered in water stepping heavily from the bank to the road and left.At that time, I just felt a little strange. When I asked the other party if he needed help, the other party ignored him, so he didn't struggle anymore.Thinking about it now, the other party must be the woman Mr. Dazai said died with him.

"There really are women who are willing to die in love with you, Mr. Dazai." Atsushi Nakajima complained, "I thought this kind of person only existed in your dreams, Mr. Dazai."

"Shock—Atsushi, you look down on me too much. If I want, women who are willing to die with me can be discharged from the upper reaches of the river to the lower reaches." Osamu Dazai made an exaggeratedly shocked look of depression: " But this time it’s a little different. The other party invited me to die in love. I thought, oh, it’s such a rare opportunity for a beautiful woman to invite me to die in love. In addition, I haven’t entered the water for a long time, so I just accompany the other party Have you entered the water? It’s a rare opportunity. If it’s Aunt, you would never have the heart to refuse such a beautiful woman!”

"...Mr. Dazai, don't play tricks. What will you do if you really succeed in entering the water. Xiaokai will definitely scold you." Before Dazai showed a confused look, Nakajima Atsushi reminded: "You ate Xiaokai yesterday. Pudding, haven’t bought him a new one yet.”

"Eh? How do you know about this kind of thing? I'm obviously very careful about stealing food." Dazai Osamu was puzzled.

"If you don't want to be known, then don't steal the pudding with others. Ranpo has already said that." Nakajima Atsushi said, "You sneaked pudding with him yesterday."

Eh... But he obviously ate it all by himself, and obviously Luanbu didn't do anything.Osamu Dazai thought about it, but didn't say anything about it.

"Anyway, Xiaohai said that he wants one of each flavor of pudding. If you successfully enter the water and fail to do this, Xiaohai will definitely be angry." Atsushi Nakajima reminded.

"Haha, that's exactly what you said." Osamu Dazai smiled dryly, "For the sake of pudding, let's stop here today." He stood up from the ground, wringing out his wet clothes, "Ah...so annoying...the clothes are all wet It’s so bad. My mobile phone and wallet were washed away by the current.” He pulled out two empty pockets: “I don’t have any money to buy pudding, what should I do, Dun Jun, if Xiaohai gets angry with me, I will be very sad , so sad that I want to go into the water, woo woo woo..."

"Don't pretend to cry, Mr. Dazai." Atsushi Nakajima couldn't be more helpless: "I'll help you advance the payment for now, that's fine. You have to return the money to me afterwards. Otherwise, I won't lend it to you next time."

"learn!"

In short, Osamu Dazai returned home with a lot of pudding in the end, and Xiao Hai ate very happily, so he didn't get angry or angry.

As for whether Dazai Osamu paid back the money that Atsushi Nakajima paid in advance... Well, I have to ask Atsushi Nakajima.

The author has something to say:

It's a bit tiring, so write a relaxing daily episode to change your mind.

The name [Happy Family] has a strong sense of family and relatives. The episodes of this series are in the form of half-chat, focusing on relaxing daily life.I don't know if you find it interesting?If you feel that it is not interesting, there will be no Happy Family 2.