The ultimate showdown of black belly and black belly

After this message was sent, it took a few minutes for Fudu to reply: "You are a college student, why are you asking this?"

Qi Yu wondered, "What's wrong with this?"

Why can't college students ask questions?

Let's talk about plurals, and give him a detailed explanation.

F1S: "Business chatting is an offline service. The service content mainly includes accompanying customers to participate in business meetings, business negotiations, etc. Here, quotations will be made according to the identity, strength and specific occasion of the customer or negotiating object. The price span is very large, generally 3w -30w varies."

Qi Yu: "..."

F1S: "Who do you want me to accompany? My appearance fee is not low."

Yu: "It's nothing, I'll just ask."

He misunderstood, he thought that business chats were just for chatting...

F1S: "You don't just want me to chat with you, do you?"

F1S: "Hehe, did you tell me to shut up before that?"

Yu: "..."

Qi Yu was a little dazed, did he take the initiative to talk to this person, did he seek abuse...

F1S: "Okay, if you want to chat in the future, just say it directly, don't beat around the bush, didn't I tell you, I like dealing with honest people."

Qi Yu: "..."

F1S: "What have you been doing recently?"

Seeing that the other party stepped down the steps, Qi Yu gritted his teeth at the irritating words in front of the other party, while pretending to reply calmly: "Visit and inspect some offline sales points with the manager of Meiwei's overseas sales department."

F1S: "You've worked really hard, don't you want to go out and have fun during the holidays?"

Yu: "Not this year, and school will start in a week."

F1S: "You seem to be abroad, right?"

Yu: "Yeah."

F1S: "Where do I go to school?"

Yu: "Staff."

F1S: "The school is good, don't you go back to China during the holidays?"

Yu: "I'm a bit busy this year, so I won't be going back."

F1S: "Oh..."

Qi Yu hesitated for a while, and said, "I have persuaded my dad about that."

F1S: "What did he say?"

Yu: "He said to observe it for another year."

Qi Yu originally thought that after hearing the plural, he would have to say something again, but he waited for 5 minutes, but the other party did not respond.

Qi Yu couldn't help sending a question mark, and then replied: "I'm on the way, wait a minute."

After waiting another five or six minutes, the mobile phone jumped out of the F6S voice call.

Qi Yu was taken aback, and quickly pressed the answer button: "Um, how do I make a call?"

"I see that you really want to talk, let's chat with you for a while." A familiar voice sounded in my ear, this time it was not as serious as last time, and the tone of the other party seemed to be faintly smiling.

Qi Yu's heartbeat fluctuated: "You just came back from outside?"

"Well, I just got off work." The plural said.

"Isn't today the weekend?"

"My job doesn't necessarily have weekends."

Qi Yu was a little curious about the other party's occupation, but thinking of the "mysterious background" Xu Yizhou mentioned last time, he felt embarrassed to inquire about the other party's privacy.

There was a rustling over there, and it was quiet after a minute. The plural seemed to sit down: "You just said that your father wants to observe for another year? Besides this, is there anything else to say?"

Qi Yu hesitated for a moment, and said: "He said that the person in charge of the problem department is his friend for more than ten years, so it is not easy to go to the police to investigate."

Plural: "Your father values ​​friendship very much."

Qi Yu: "Well, but I don't think my dad will sit still."

Plural: "How?"

Qi Yu: "Although he values ​​friendship, he is also a very cautious person."

After all, Qi Yu is Qi Yuancheng's son. The father and son have lived together for so many years. Qi Yu also understands his father's behavior. He thinks that his father should have his own ideas and arrangements, but these ideas may not be suitable for him. So let him leave it alone.

Hearing the words, the plural murmured as if talking to himself: "Is that so..."

Qi Yu said casually: "But I'm a little strange. You are a private worker, why are you so concerned about whether my company is in crisis? Will my father's decision cause you any losses?"

After a pause, he asked back: "I'm also a little strange, you, the son of a billionaire, why do you still want to chat with me for private work, are you lonely?"

Qi Yu: "..."

...Damn, I can't beat him!

Plurally asked again: "You just asked that business chat companion, don't you really want to buy me to chat with you?"

Qi Yu was forced to ask that he could not retreat, so he simply admitted confidently: "Can't you?"

Plural smiled: "Okay, of course. However, you are not the type of customer suitable for 'business chatting', so I can't give you a quotation... Otherwise, I will tailor an exclusive copy for you according to your personal needs. Serve?"

Qi Yu: "Is it okay?"

The plural "um" said: "Tell me what you want, and I'll see if I can satisfy you."

Qi Yu felt his heart move inexplicably again: "Actually, just chat casually."

"Like now?" Plural asked.

"No," Qi Yu thought for a while, and said, "It's better to talk about other things, such as professional things."

The plural gave a meaningful "oh": "So you want me to continue teaching you."

When the word "teaching" was said, the plural was emphasized, which made Qi Yu feel uncomfortable.

Obviously what he said was a serious matter, why did he point out the plural directly to make him admit...is it so embarrassing?

The plural said: "But you don't have any questions to ask me now, how can I teach you?"

Qi Yu: "Talk more and you'll be fine."

When Xu Jing was still by his side, he often chatted with Xu Jing everywhere, and Xu Jing was happy to answer various questions for him.If Xu Jing hadn't been transferred back to China by his father, he was so busy that sometimes he couldn't even answer the phone, he wouldn't have been reduced to the point where he didn't even have someone to speak his mind.

Moreover, Qi Yu felt that the ability to pluralize numbers might be much stronger than that of Xu Jing, and if he could spend money to buy this person's services, it should be worth it.

The plural continued to ask: "Are there any requirements for chat time?"

Qi Yu: "Anything is fine."

"It's all right?" The plural smiled, "So you don't plan to count on time or on a daily basis, but you want me to be on call?"

Qi Yu frowned: "Aren't you busy?"

Plural: "Yes, so let me make it clear first, it is impossible to be on call, and I have time to accompany you only after the serious work is over."

Qi Yu: "..." Then you are always on call...

Plural question: "Is there any other request?"

Qi Yu: "It's gone!"

Plural: "Okay, then let me talk about my conditions."

Qi Yu: "Do you still have conditions?"

Plural rhetorical question: "Do service personnel have human rights?"

Qi Yu: "...Then tell me."

Plural: "It's three o'clock for me. First, we have a jet lag. I'm here from two to six in the morning. I have to sleep."

Qi Yu was stunned: "Have you slept for four hours enough?"

Plural: "Of course it's not enough. This is the basic guarantee. During these four hours, you've been wronged, sad, unhappy, and endured by yourself. I won't answer the phone."

Qi Yu: "..."

Who tm will call you when you are wronged, sad and unhappy! ?Are you thinking too much? ?

Plural: "Second, don't tell me 'shut up' in the future."

Qi Yu's face became hot, and he deliberately avoided this point and asked, "What about the third one?"

Plural: "Remember to call the teacher when you ask professional questions."

Qi Yu: "..."

Plural: "Are you all acceptable?"

Although speaking in plural is a bit straightforward, Qi Yu felt that there was nothing unacceptable about these three items, so he said "ok".

"Okay," the plural paused, "If it's only this level, 5k a month."

Qi Yu: "Huh?"

The plural tone raised: "Why? Is it too expensive? You are called my teacher to teach you for free because you are still a college student. Otherwise, I am afraid that you will not be able to pay the consulting fee if you count the questions one by one."

"No," Qi Yu interrupted him, "I think it's quite cheap..."

The complex was silent for a moment and asked: "Then how much did you think it would be?"

"Isn't your business chat starting at [-] yuan per session? I thought you would report tens of millions."

"Can chatting at your level compare with business chatting?... No, if I quote 100 million, you think it's ok?"

"I'll think about it, bargain or something..." After Qi Yu said this, he was a little worried, afraid that the complex would think that the price was too low and ask for more money, so he said cautiously, "You don't want to raise the price, do you?"

"You're really..." The complex seemed to find it funny, and said slowly, "Don't worry, I'm a businessman with a conscience, and I don't want to cheat you just because you're stupid and have a lot of money."

Qi Yu: "???"

People, people stupid?

Plural followed by saying: "If there is no problem, I will ask Pecking Stone to draw up an electronic contract and send it to your email address. If you sign and pay, the service will officially start to take effect."

Qi Yu sent her email address, and asked curiously, "Can everyone ask you for customized services?"

Plural: "Only you, no one else."

Qi Yu: "...why?"

Plural: "You are more to my appetite."

Qi Yu: "???"

Qi Yu: "Where is my appetite for you?"

Plural: "You are very studious, you are a little stupid, and the young master has a bit of a temper, but compared to other rich second generations I have come into contact with, you are not bad. Xu Yizhou also praised you to me, saying that you work hard."

Qi Yu: "......???"

Stupid, stupid! ?

Qi Yu recovered from his petrified state of anger, gritted his teeth and asked, "Has anyone ever told you that your words sometimes make people angry?"

Plural asked: "Is there?"

Qi Yu raised her voice a little: "Of course!"

The complex was silent for two seconds: "I'm sorry, I've been talking like this, and it may be difficult to change. But you can tell me where you are angry, and I will try not to step on your minefield in the future."

Qi Yu said word by word: "Don't call me stupid, and don't show off your IQ in front of me."

The complex number was stunned for a while: "Well, I will try to convince myself that you are smart...but I am not showing off to you."

Qi Yu said angrily: "You were showing off just now!"

Plural inexplicably said: "Where?"

Qi Yu: "What are you talking about trying to convince yourself that I'm smart, and you're still 'trying'...!?"

Plural speechless: "I am seven years older than you, you know less than me, how do you want me to deceive myself? It is difficult for you to accept this?"

Qi Yu was secretly startled: "Wait, you're only 26 years old?"

Plural: "What do you think?"

Qi Yu: "I thought you were at least thirty or forty..."

plural:"…………"

After a while, Qi Yu received the contract from Pecking Stone Research Company. He glanced at it, and found that the service content provided above and the conditions that both parties must abide by were just what they mentioned in the voice call, and there was basically nothing to add and Revise.

However, Qi Yu discovered that the name of Party B filled in the contract was "Pecking Stone Investigation Company", and the person who signed and stamped it below was Jiang Xiao, the legal person of the company.

At that time, Qi Yu had already hung up the phone with Fudu, and he asked the other party in WeChat: "Is your real name not written in the contract?"

F1S: "Well, but don't worry, if my service is not in place, you can hold the company accountable."

Yu: "Is it not convenient to reveal your name?"

F1S: "My surname is Fu, I will tell you my name when I have a chance."

The author has something to say: [Interlude]

In order to get his wife hooked, Fu Xiaogong racked his brains to design a well-founded cabbage price service contract.

7 fish: so cheap? ? ?

Fu Xiaogong: ...

Fu Xiaogong: Actually, I just have one request, don't tell me to shut up!

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Two people who have never been in a relationship before are solemnly drawing up a love contract without knowing it... (*/ω＼*)