[Comprehensive] I'm on cpBE

Four years later.

Atsushi Nakajima has been joining the Armed Detective Agency for some time now.

I have a little understanding of the strangeness of the "predecessors" of the detective agency.

Atsushi Nakajima: It feels like he can make fun of anything.

But there is one thing that really bothers Little Tiger for no reason, that is --- what was Mr. Dazai's previous job?

At first it was for the 70 yen, but later it became his obsession.

Especially after he knew how much Mr. Dazai bought him for the tea and rice when they first met.

Terrible numbers.

He always felt that Mr. Dazai was inexplicably rich.

After all, he is the one who treats himself to high-end chazuke as soon as they meet, and his meager salary in that restaurant is still not enough for a meal.

Little Tiger couldn't help but seek approval.

"Do you think that Mr. Dazai is really rich? Is it some kind of master who came out to experience the sufferings of the world?"

"Forehead……"

Hearing this, Yosano Akiko turned his head and pretended not to hear.

Edogawa Ranpo suddenly laughed a few times, turned the chair around, and then went to play wave soda again.

Only Doppo Kunikida, who is serious about everything, nodded in agreement with him: "Indeed, that guy is quite rich."

"Yeah yeah!"

Atsushi Nakajima, who was recognized, was instantly refreshed.

"Obviously the salary of the detective agency is good, but it will definitely not be able to support a spendthrift like Mr. Dazai, but Mr. Dazai said that he is not..."

Atsushi Nakajima held his head:

"Ahhhhhhh, I really want to know what kind of job Mr. Dazai used to do!"

He was so confused that he just wanted to scratch his hair, if he went on like this, he would be bald even if he was a tiger with the ability to regenerate.

Seeing his distressed look, Tanizaki Junichiro and Tanizaki Naomi exchanged glances, and then he weakly suggested:

"Atsushi, since you want to know so much, let's use Mr. Dazai's words?"

"How?"

Atsushi Nakajima pricked up his ears, "No, that's Mr. Dazai, I can't handle it!!!"

Tanizaki Naomi continued: "Try it with a game? How about truth or dare?"

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

It seems to be possible, this kind of pure luck game, even Mr. Dazai can't help it.

With Atsushi Nakajima's unremitting efforts, everyone finally nodded and agreed to play this game.

Of course, it is not ruled out that some people just watch the excitement and it is not a big deal.

The team building of the detective agency generally chooses the coffee shop downstairs ------

"Well, you suddenly asked me to stay, is Dun Jun planning some tricks?"

Osamu Dazai lay lazily on the table, squinting his eyes at Atsushi Nakajima.

"Hahaha……"

Atsushi Nakajima scratched his head guiltily, "It's just a game, it's rare for everyone to have time."

"Okay, okay, let's get started."

Afraid that Osamu Dazai would ask more questions, Atsushi Nakajima quickly took out his playing cards.

The game of truth or dare is very simple. The two people who draw the joker will be the questioner and the other will be punished.

Although the purpose of playing the game is not pure, but at the beginning everyone was honest and not being a monster.

Asking the truth and asking for a big adventure is a bit difficult, but it is also well-behaved.

Then playing around, they went straight to the top, forgetting their original purpose.

"Hahahahaha, it's me!"

Yosano Akiko stepped on the table with one foot and laughed loudly, "Come and let me see who it is, who got the joke card?"

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai reluctantly showed the cards in his hand, "Okay, this time it's me."

"very good."

Nodding with Yosano Akiko, "Sincerity or Dare?"

"Um……"

Osamu Dazai pondered for a while, he didn't do anything, but he didn't want to let this group of colleagues who always wanted to see his jokes watch the scene.

If I knew I was cheating, I regret it a little.

"Let's be honest..."

The truth is the safest, and if it is a big risk, he really doubts that this group of people can let him steal the president's knife.

Yosano Akiko narrowed her eyes and asked maliciously:

"Who did you do it with?"

Chuya Nakahara has been writing about cars for four years, Dazai Osamu should not be a virgin, man...

Osamu Dazai: "..."

He was expressionless: "No."

What? ! !

The melon-eaters who didn't know anything were shocked, "Impossible, Mr. Dazai has so many suitors, and has flirted with so many girls, and talks about dying in love every day, how could he be a virgin?"

"I don't believe it!!!" ×N.

Even Osamu Dazai couldn't bear their suspicious eyes staring at him somewhere. In order to save face and prove that his ability is really not a problem, he explained:

"It's because I have someone I still like!"

"What you said..." Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses, "It's even more suspicious, it has no credibility at all."

Yes.

The others nodded frantically.

This Yokohama heart-warming arsonist actually has someone he likes?

Impossible, even telling them that someone will come to destroy Yokohama tomorrow is more credible than this.

Atsushi Nakajima looked at Osamu Dazai suspiciously:

"Who is it, Dazai-san?"

"I won't tell you guys." Dazai said with a bun face.

"Ah."

Yu Xie Ye smiled disdainfully, you think I won't know if you don't tell me, I still have to ask you to admit it yourself today.

Behind her back, she called up the recording on her phone, and said to Osamu Dazai:

"The game is not over yet, keep playing."

Osamu Dazai really wanted to stop playing, but it was impossible, after all everyone's curiosity was aroused.

With Edogawa Ranbu around, it is impossible for Osamu Dazai to use small means to avoid it every time.

After a dozen rounds ------

"Okay, it's me again."

Osamu Dazai sighed, "Atsu-kun, you can ask."

Atsushi Nakajima is very hesitant now, and he is almost committing a choice phobia.

Should I ask Mr. Dazai what his previous job was, or who is this person?

After weighing it for a while, he still chose the more fragrant gossip:

"Mr. Dazai, please tell me, who is the person you like?"

"No."

Dazai shook his head.

Atsushi Nakajima: "But what you just said..."

"I just barely have a good impression~~~"

Osamu Dazai waved his hand, "It's because the other party has always liked me. Alas, I am also very distressed."

"What kind of person is that?"

Tanizaki Junichiro asked.

Osamu Dazai spread his hands: "The person who likes me is super~good~~~~"

"Hard working and very capable."

"Although he is rich, he is sensible and frugal~~~~"

"The kind that will be handed in the salary card, it's just a bit bad taste."

Kunikida was very skeptical about this, how could such an excellent woman like this bandage suicide?

"Are you together?"

Osamu Dazai: "No."

"why?"

I feel that if the other party is really as good as he said, Mr. Dazai, emmm, took the script of the little boy who was adopted.

If you don't hurry up and get together while the other party is not clear-headed, be careful of being dumped in the future.

"I don't want to be easily chased by him. I can't. Then I will suffer too much."