[Comprehensive martial arts] Wuji his brother
Chapter 104 Drunk
After sending the members of Wuyue Sword Sect out of Wan'an Temple and then out of Dadu City, Zhang Wuzhang summoned the local Tianying Sect sub-helmsmen to ask Haosheng to settle them down.The previous helmsman of this branch once rebelled, set up an ambush together with Jin Jiuling, and was cleared out once. The current personnel are all rescued from the dungeon by Zhang Wuzhang, and their loyalty is very high.
As soon as he came out of Wan'an Temple, Gong Jiu was nowhere to be found, so Zhang Wuzhang didn't care, and handed the Qingming sword to Linghu Chong: "Put it away, and if you lose it again, it will be hard to find it back." If it wasn't for Zhao Min's whim Taking this sword up to play with, he really didn't know where it was stored.
Linghu Chong saw his expression, and said: "Why do you still want to go out?"
"Yes, I have to do some bad things." Zhang Wuzhang smiled mysteriously, seeing that he was quite eager to try, he hurriedly said, "You have a good rest, although the rudder here has changed after the last incident, but It's just at the foot of the imperial city, if the imperial court traces this place, you will be able to protect all the heads."
Linghu Chong answered falsely, and planned to follow him secretly, telling him to stare, so he lay down on the bed, covered the quilt, put his hands on his belly, and said seriously: "Go, I'm going to rest now, I haven't slept well for many days Got it."
Zhang Wuzhang touched his forehead and saw that he closed his eyes before getting up and leaving.Because it was bright outside, he packed his night clothes on his back and sneaked into Dadu pretending to be an old farmer.
Because Wan'an Temple was suspected to be on fire, the imperial city was in a state of semi-martial law, and it was forbidden to leave the city, but it was forbidden to enter the city.Zhang Wuzhang knew that this was also Zhao Min's convenience, and provided assistance for him to return to Dadu to assassinate the little prince.
He smiled slightly, wandered around the Seventh Prince's Mansion for an afternoon, waited until the night was quiet, changed into night clothes, sneaked into the Seventh Prince's Mansion, found out the situation of the guards, and delayed for another half a month, after the wind of Wan'an Temple passed, Just entered the mansion and killed the little prince.
Zhang Wuzhang didn't engage in tricks to deliberately expose his identity, and deliberately used a long knife that he hadn't used before, and there was a gap of time in the middle, so that no one would think that it was him who did it. I guess Zhao Min will be very satisfied when he hears about it tomorrow. His work ethic is.
After Zhang Wuzhang finished all this, he left Dadu City satisfied.At this time, all members of the Wuyue Sword Sect had healed their injuries and left. Linghu Chong, as the best recovered one of the Huashan Sect, first escorted his master and uncles back to Huashan, and then returned to Dadu worried.
He saw Zhang Wuzhang sneaking down from the city gate, and said strangely: "It's really not like your style to go to such great lengths to kill a wine bag and a rice bag." Even if he made a tacit agreement with Zhao Min Yes, there is no need to wait half a month. If it wasn't for the letters from Xiao Yu'er and Hua Wuque, who lived in Guangmingding, saying that Yan Nantian, who had been in a coma for nearly 20 years, finally woke up, I was afraid Zhang Wuzhang would delay some time.
Zhang Wuzhang said with a smile: "Brother Chong, let me ask you, if your son wants to marry a wife, you know that girl doesn't want to marry and she is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Seeing that marriage is coming soon, and your son dies unexpectedly, what should you think?"
"..." Linghu Chong glanced at him, then looked at him again, and said, "It goes without saying, that girl must have done something good, why are you getting more and more sinister?"
It is true that the Seventh Prince has a high position and authority, but how many sons he will have depends on God's will. In his life, he has only one son as the young prince. His son died tragically. After struggling for most of his life, he can't even find an heir. 80 words of conspiracy.
Linghu Chong said: "There was no fire in Wan'an Temple, but all the people inside ran away, and his son died in a blink of an eye. He should really be suspicious of what kind of deal Zhao Min made with you."
"What's so insidious about this? It's Zhao Min's own intention." Zhang Wuzhang argued.
Linghu Chong said: "No, what I mean is that you have planned so well, delayed for half a month, changed to using a long knife or something, and tried your best to conceal your identity. This is absolutely insidious."
Only then did Zhang Wuzhang laugh, and he untied the water bag around his waist and said, "Those who know me are also Chong, come and have a drink!" With his martial arts and intelligence, if he accidentally reveals his feet during the assassination, it will make people lose their strength. Guessing that he was the one who did it would make people suspicious.
He has put a lot of effort into studying the Seventh Prince. He has a strong desire for power, is smart and suspicious, and all the pretense he makes will only cover up, making the Seventh Prince more and more suspicious. In the end, he will believe that he and Zhao Min conspired.
Linghu Chong laughed loudly, and pushed him: "Water is so annoying, find a tavern and sit down, if you don't get drunk, you won't go home!"
During the banquet, Zhang Wuzhang asked about the whole story, Linghu Chong held the wine cup and sighed: "Mr. Mo Da is as cold-eyed and wise as Mr. Dingxian, who knows the world well. No one thought that Zuo Lengchan would submit to the imperial court. Otherwise, how could he be so miserable?" Big somersault?" He said again, "Because I was often recruited by Zhao Min, I know better, Zuo Lengchan saw that it is impossible to join the Five Sacred Mountains, and knew that he had lost the hearts of the people. Sit down on the throne, and then you have a wrong idea."
In the past half a month, the news that the Wuyue Sword Sect was overwhelmed by the imperial court has spread all over the Jianghu.
Zhang Wuzhang reached out his hand to hold down his wine glass: "This is not good, you have to think about these things, you don't need to drink this wine." If you want to just drink, it's fine, but being bored with alcohol can hurt your body.
Linghu Chong hurriedly said: "I see it very openly. Thanks to you this time, it didn't cause a catastrophe, so it's a blessing in disguise. Uncle Feng and the others returned to Mount Hua more and more." Only through adversity can we enhance our relationship. The word "no" is just a matter of face. After this incident, not only did they get along well, but even the disciples of Jianzong and Qizong who stayed behind in Huashan abandoned their previous feuds. They hooked up and fought fiercely.
"That's right, if Zuo Lengchan wants to rebel sooner or later, at least the blow to Wuyue this time is not too big, but it's just a pity for the fingers of several masters." Zhang Wuzhang said, "I wanted to kill Zhao Min to sacrifice the flag, Only recently did I realize that keeping her can lead to great things."
King Ruyang and his son and daughter are not easy-going lamps. Zhao Min is clever and cunning enough, but she has a fatal weakness.In the original book, Zhang Wuji is naturally seduced by male sex. Although the couple failed to spark in this life, Zhang Wuji found that her overall view is weak.
People cannot transcend the era they live in. Maybe it is because Zhao Min is a woman of this era, or maybe it is because Mr. Jin has a fixed impression of women when he describes the characters in his pen. Zhang Wuzhang smiled and said: "She married the little prince , undoubtedly wronged her, but it was a great help to her father and brother. The Seventh Prince can control the situation in the court. With such an in-law in the second class, King Ruyang and Wang Baobao have no worries when they are fighting outside. "
He didn't even think about these at the beginning, it was Zhao Min who asked him to assassinate the little prince, Zhang Wuzhang turned his head and thought about it, and then he figured it out.He had to admit that his petty bourgeois thinking in his previous life also limited his vision, and said: "But now the marriage is not a marriage but an enemy. The future life of Ruyang Prince's Mansion will be difficult."
Linghu Chong could see that he was very proud of this matter, and wondered: "You can tell Ku Toutuo to kill their whole family with a single word, even if you don't want to use Ku Toutuo, Elder Fang is still there, so what are you going to spend all this time on?"
Zhang Wuzhang said bitterly: "I can't understand "Wu Mu's Suicide Note"!" Learning the art of war and learning martial arts requires talent, and his talent in martial arts is enough, but when it comes to the art of war, his comprehension is mediocre, even Peng Yingyu It is said that he is not the material to be a general.Facing the strategy of "Wu Mu's Suicide Notes", he knew how to draw a gourd, but the essence in it was like a scratch, and it was always a little bit short.
Xu Da, Deng Yu, Zhu Yuanzhang and others in the Red Turban Sect have become popular, and Chang Yuchun of the Ming Sect is not a weak hand. He once asked them one by one, and even Xu Da, who is the most general-like, is a little worse than Wang Baobao. At this point, Zhang Wuzhang understood why Zhu Yuanzhang had an unusual obsession with Wang Baobao in history. In fact, this is a rare hero in this world.
In history, Wang Baobao never came to light when he died, but this is not history.In history, Wang Baobao was extremely trusted and relied on by the Yuan court from the beginning to the end. He had no worries about the South and North Wars, so he could naturally stick to his integrity. But now there is a non-existing Seventh Prince. Zhang Wuzhang thought about it carefully, and felt that this matter might not be unheard of. room for maneuver.With such a talent, it is really difficult for him not to work hard.
He didn't say these words, guessing that Linghu Chong would not be really interested in listening to them with his temperament, Zhang Wuzhang raised his glass and said: "Don't talk about these things, let's do it!"
He had something on his mind, so he drank a lot, Linghu Chong carried him to the bed, went out and asked Xiao Er to make hangover soup, when he came back with a bowl, he saw a man in black robe standing at the door.
This person was with Zhang Wuzhang when he was in Wan'an Temple, but he was weird from the beginning to the end, and if he didn't catch the wrong eye, he couldn't find him directly.Linghu Chong stepped forward, quietly protecting the bed, and said with a smile, "Why hasn't the Ninth Young Master left Dadu?" It seems to be the title.
Gong Jiu said coldly: "The Yitian Sword was lost from the Ruyang Palace eight years ago, and the clues have been completely broken." According to this, when will he get his whip?
Linghu Chong was puzzled, he didn't seem to know that the Yitian Sword was in Zhang Wuzhang's hands, he said cautiously: "Brother Zha rested, what do you care about when he wakes up?"
Gong Jiu said: "That's fine, I'll borrow his whip for a while." He's addicted, so he has to have a good time today.
As he spoke, he was about to go in, and asked Linghu Chong to stop him: "The white python whip is his favorite thing, I can't be the master of it." After that, Qingming unsheathed his sword and held Gong Jiu's long sword, laughing loudly Said, "Ninth Young Master, if you don't ask yourself, you are a thief."
Gong Jiu acted like this, it can be seen that he is not a kind person, Linghu Chong let go of his hands and feet instead, the two of them wrestled together, and the ping-pong sound of long swords intersecting could be heard endlessly.
Zhang Wuzhang lay on the bed, raised his eyelids, and said with a smile, "Where did you get so many swords? You guys with the surname Gu really don't know how to manage a house." Even after so many encounters with the Qingming sword, it hasn't stopped Dropped, it can be seen that it is not ordinary.Gong Jiu threw the sword to him as if it was broken, and told him to give it to Yan Yuan as a gift, it was also a good sword.
"..." Gong Jiu said depressedly, "You are stupid, my surname is Gong, isn't my surname Gu?"
Zhang Wuzhang took advantage of the wine to go crazy, and asked a question that he wanted to know a long time ago: "Gong Jiu is just your pseudonym, Prince Taiping, what is your real name?"
Gong Jiu was stunned, without making a sound for a long time, and murmured: "Could it be that my surname is really Gu?" He only knew that he couldn't count and didn't know the way, but it was the first time he knew that his memory was so good. Bad, I don't even remember my real name.
Zhang Wuzhang nodded in satisfaction: "Okay!" It seems that it is a bug in the setting that people in "Peerless" are face-blind. If they can't find out the real names of King Taiping and King Nan, it's not because his subordinates are not good at things, so he doesn't care. Tangled.
Unexpectedly, Gong Jiu was furious: "It's all your fault that I am always dissatisfied with my desires!" He felt that since he met Zhang Wuzhang, he seemed to be getting more and more stupid, and he must be holding back.
Zhang Wuzhang didn't care about warning him not to talk nonsense, so he jumped up from the bed first to avoid the long sword stabbing at him.Linghu Chong was also furious, he didn't hold back his hand anymore, and swayed out the Nine Swords moves, fighting him inseparably.
Zhang Wuzhang jumped onto the beam of the house, bent down and looked at it for a long time, and realized that they should not be expected to decide the winner for a while.He was really drunk, he couldn't control his hands and feet, he probably would be a burden to Linghu Chong if he really jumped, so he threw the white python whip over and commanded: "Fuck, whip!"
Linghu Chong used his sword to force Gong Jiu away, and took advantage of the opportunity to catch it, but he found it difficult to hold it in his hand-not to mention that he has never used a whip, even if he is accustomed to using a whip, he is not used to a five-foot-long whip-he barely swung it Get up, swing the whip, if Gong Jiu hadn't charged forward, he would have missed it.
One fought with all his strength, the other was beaten with all his strength, and the two were working hard in the same direction.It was just that the whip was really inaccurate, and the two sides worked hard for a long time before they were whipped four times.
Gong Jiu couldn't bear it anymore, stretched out his arms and held the whip head tightly in his hand: "Don't defile it again, okay?" He wondered if this tattered whip was really the little cutie he had been fighting for for so long?
Linghu Chong was also sweating from exhaustion, raised his head and sighed at the beam: "It seems that you are really drunk." Be sober and don't come up with such bad ideas.
Zhang Wuzhang yelled "Catch", and let go of his hand, and fell straight down from the beam.Linghu Chong was shocked, he didn't even have time to say "I'm not good at fists and feet", he bravely stretched out his hand to catch it, thinking that even if he put himself on the bottom, he couldn't really make him fall to the ground, but he saw the two of them hit together , Zhang Wuzhang turned around like a spinning top, and turned to the other side of the room.
He stabilized his figure, felt dizzy for a moment, hiccupped, and said, "Just kidding!" Stupid!
"..." This man is really a bear.Linghu Chong remembered that he used to stare blankly when he was drunk, but for some reason, his painting style changed drastically today.
Gong Jiu deeply felt that this was a good time to show off his intelligence, so he took the opportunity and said, "Come and play with the whip, I'll play with you."
Zhang Wuzhang ignored him, and said solemnly: "Now it's your turn to jump on the beam, let me take it." At this time, he said whatever he wanted, even a small abacus, "Your lightness skills are so bad that you will die. If it doesn't fit in my palm, let's play princess hug."
"..." Linghu Chong said earnestly, "Why don't you go play with the whip." He also found out that Gong Jiu had an unusual fondness for the whip, and was about to see how to play with it.
Zhang Wuzhang plucked his ears and didn't bother him anymore, but when he thought that the whip was not as fun as the beam, he jumped on the beam again and couldn't get off.
Gong Jiu tentatively asked: "May I borrow your whip for one night?" Seeing that Zhang Wuzhang was dozing off while hanging upside down on the beam, he could only ask Linghu Chong, "Does he agree or disagree?" , Never steal from others.
Linghu Chong murmured: "I'd rather know if he wakes up tomorrow and remembers what he did today."
As soon as he came out of Wan'an Temple, Gong Jiu was nowhere to be found, so Zhang Wuzhang didn't care, and handed the Qingming sword to Linghu Chong: "Put it away, and if you lose it again, it will be hard to find it back." If it wasn't for Zhao Min's whim Taking this sword up to play with, he really didn't know where it was stored.
Linghu Chong saw his expression, and said: "Why do you still want to go out?"
"Yes, I have to do some bad things." Zhang Wuzhang smiled mysteriously, seeing that he was quite eager to try, he hurriedly said, "You have a good rest, although the rudder here has changed after the last incident, but It's just at the foot of the imperial city, if the imperial court traces this place, you will be able to protect all the heads."
Linghu Chong answered falsely, and planned to follow him secretly, telling him to stare, so he lay down on the bed, covered the quilt, put his hands on his belly, and said seriously: "Go, I'm going to rest now, I haven't slept well for many days Got it."
Zhang Wuzhang touched his forehead and saw that he closed his eyes before getting up and leaving.Because it was bright outside, he packed his night clothes on his back and sneaked into Dadu pretending to be an old farmer.
Because Wan'an Temple was suspected to be on fire, the imperial city was in a state of semi-martial law, and it was forbidden to leave the city, but it was forbidden to enter the city.Zhang Wuzhang knew that this was also Zhao Min's convenience, and provided assistance for him to return to Dadu to assassinate the little prince.
He smiled slightly, wandered around the Seventh Prince's Mansion for an afternoon, waited until the night was quiet, changed into night clothes, sneaked into the Seventh Prince's Mansion, found out the situation of the guards, and delayed for another half a month, after the wind of Wan'an Temple passed, Just entered the mansion and killed the little prince.
Zhang Wuzhang didn't engage in tricks to deliberately expose his identity, and deliberately used a long knife that he hadn't used before, and there was a gap of time in the middle, so that no one would think that it was him who did it. I guess Zhao Min will be very satisfied when he hears about it tomorrow. His work ethic is.
After Zhang Wuzhang finished all this, he left Dadu City satisfied.At this time, all members of the Wuyue Sword Sect had healed their injuries and left. Linghu Chong, as the best recovered one of the Huashan Sect, first escorted his master and uncles back to Huashan, and then returned to Dadu worried.
He saw Zhang Wuzhang sneaking down from the city gate, and said strangely: "It's really not like your style to go to such great lengths to kill a wine bag and a rice bag." Even if he made a tacit agreement with Zhao Min Yes, there is no need to wait half a month. If it wasn't for the letters from Xiao Yu'er and Hua Wuque, who lived in Guangmingding, saying that Yan Nantian, who had been in a coma for nearly 20 years, finally woke up, I was afraid Zhang Wuzhang would delay some time.
Zhang Wuzhang said with a smile: "Brother Chong, let me ask you, if your son wants to marry a wife, you know that girl doesn't want to marry and she is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Seeing that marriage is coming soon, and your son dies unexpectedly, what should you think?"
"..." Linghu Chong glanced at him, then looked at him again, and said, "It goes without saying, that girl must have done something good, why are you getting more and more sinister?"
It is true that the Seventh Prince has a high position and authority, but how many sons he will have depends on God's will. In his life, he has only one son as the young prince. His son died tragically. After struggling for most of his life, he can't even find an heir. 80 words of conspiracy.
Linghu Chong said: "There was no fire in Wan'an Temple, but all the people inside ran away, and his son died in a blink of an eye. He should really be suspicious of what kind of deal Zhao Min made with you."
"What's so insidious about this? It's Zhao Min's own intention." Zhang Wuzhang argued.
Linghu Chong said: "No, what I mean is that you have planned so well, delayed for half a month, changed to using a long knife or something, and tried your best to conceal your identity. This is absolutely insidious."
Only then did Zhang Wuzhang laugh, and he untied the water bag around his waist and said, "Those who know me are also Chong, come and have a drink!" With his martial arts and intelligence, if he accidentally reveals his feet during the assassination, it will make people lose their strength. Guessing that he was the one who did it would make people suspicious.
He has put a lot of effort into studying the Seventh Prince. He has a strong desire for power, is smart and suspicious, and all the pretense he makes will only cover up, making the Seventh Prince more and more suspicious. In the end, he will believe that he and Zhao Min conspired.
Linghu Chong laughed loudly, and pushed him: "Water is so annoying, find a tavern and sit down, if you don't get drunk, you won't go home!"
During the banquet, Zhang Wuzhang asked about the whole story, Linghu Chong held the wine cup and sighed: "Mr. Mo Da is as cold-eyed and wise as Mr. Dingxian, who knows the world well. No one thought that Zuo Lengchan would submit to the imperial court. Otherwise, how could he be so miserable?" Big somersault?" He said again, "Because I was often recruited by Zhao Min, I know better, Zuo Lengchan saw that it is impossible to join the Five Sacred Mountains, and knew that he had lost the hearts of the people. Sit down on the throne, and then you have a wrong idea."
In the past half a month, the news that the Wuyue Sword Sect was overwhelmed by the imperial court has spread all over the Jianghu.
Zhang Wuzhang reached out his hand to hold down his wine glass: "This is not good, you have to think about these things, you don't need to drink this wine." If you want to just drink, it's fine, but being bored with alcohol can hurt your body.
Linghu Chong hurriedly said: "I see it very openly. Thanks to you this time, it didn't cause a catastrophe, so it's a blessing in disguise. Uncle Feng and the others returned to Mount Hua more and more." Only through adversity can we enhance our relationship. The word "no" is just a matter of face. After this incident, not only did they get along well, but even the disciples of Jianzong and Qizong who stayed behind in Huashan abandoned their previous feuds. They hooked up and fought fiercely.
"That's right, if Zuo Lengchan wants to rebel sooner or later, at least the blow to Wuyue this time is not too big, but it's just a pity for the fingers of several masters." Zhang Wuzhang said, "I wanted to kill Zhao Min to sacrifice the flag, Only recently did I realize that keeping her can lead to great things."
King Ruyang and his son and daughter are not easy-going lamps. Zhao Min is clever and cunning enough, but she has a fatal weakness.In the original book, Zhang Wuji is naturally seduced by male sex. Although the couple failed to spark in this life, Zhang Wuji found that her overall view is weak.
People cannot transcend the era they live in. Maybe it is because Zhao Min is a woman of this era, or maybe it is because Mr. Jin has a fixed impression of women when he describes the characters in his pen. Zhang Wuzhang smiled and said: "She married the little prince , undoubtedly wronged her, but it was a great help to her father and brother. The Seventh Prince can control the situation in the court. With such an in-law in the second class, King Ruyang and Wang Baobao have no worries when they are fighting outside. "
He didn't even think about these at the beginning, it was Zhao Min who asked him to assassinate the little prince, Zhang Wuzhang turned his head and thought about it, and then he figured it out.He had to admit that his petty bourgeois thinking in his previous life also limited his vision, and said: "But now the marriage is not a marriage but an enemy. The future life of Ruyang Prince's Mansion will be difficult."
Linghu Chong could see that he was very proud of this matter, and wondered: "You can tell Ku Toutuo to kill their whole family with a single word, even if you don't want to use Ku Toutuo, Elder Fang is still there, so what are you going to spend all this time on?"
Zhang Wuzhang said bitterly: "I can't understand "Wu Mu's Suicide Note"!" Learning the art of war and learning martial arts requires talent, and his talent in martial arts is enough, but when it comes to the art of war, his comprehension is mediocre, even Peng Yingyu It is said that he is not the material to be a general.Facing the strategy of "Wu Mu's Suicide Notes", he knew how to draw a gourd, but the essence in it was like a scratch, and it was always a little bit short.
Xu Da, Deng Yu, Zhu Yuanzhang and others in the Red Turban Sect have become popular, and Chang Yuchun of the Ming Sect is not a weak hand. He once asked them one by one, and even Xu Da, who is the most general-like, is a little worse than Wang Baobao. At this point, Zhang Wuzhang understood why Zhu Yuanzhang had an unusual obsession with Wang Baobao in history. In fact, this is a rare hero in this world.
In history, Wang Baobao never came to light when he died, but this is not history.In history, Wang Baobao was extremely trusted and relied on by the Yuan court from the beginning to the end. He had no worries about the South and North Wars, so he could naturally stick to his integrity. But now there is a non-existing Seventh Prince. Zhang Wuzhang thought about it carefully, and felt that this matter might not be unheard of. room for maneuver.With such a talent, it is really difficult for him not to work hard.
He didn't say these words, guessing that Linghu Chong would not be really interested in listening to them with his temperament, Zhang Wuzhang raised his glass and said: "Don't talk about these things, let's do it!"
He had something on his mind, so he drank a lot, Linghu Chong carried him to the bed, went out and asked Xiao Er to make hangover soup, when he came back with a bowl, he saw a man in black robe standing at the door.
This person was with Zhang Wuzhang when he was in Wan'an Temple, but he was weird from the beginning to the end, and if he didn't catch the wrong eye, he couldn't find him directly.Linghu Chong stepped forward, quietly protecting the bed, and said with a smile, "Why hasn't the Ninth Young Master left Dadu?" It seems to be the title.
Gong Jiu said coldly: "The Yitian Sword was lost from the Ruyang Palace eight years ago, and the clues have been completely broken." According to this, when will he get his whip?
Linghu Chong was puzzled, he didn't seem to know that the Yitian Sword was in Zhang Wuzhang's hands, he said cautiously: "Brother Zha rested, what do you care about when he wakes up?"
Gong Jiu said: "That's fine, I'll borrow his whip for a while." He's addicted, so he has to have a good time today.
As he spoke, he was about to go in, and asked Linghu Chong to stop him: "The white python whip is his favorite thing, I can't be the master of it." After that, Qingming unsheathed his sword and held Gong Jiu's long sword, laughing loudly Said, "Ninth Young Master, if you don't ask yourself, you are a thief."
Gong Jiu acted like this, it can be seen that he is not a kind person, Linghu Chong let go of his hands and feet instead, the two of them wrestled together, and the ping-pong sound of long swords intersecting could be heard endlessly.
Zhang Wuzhang lay on the bed, raised his eyelids, and said with a smile, "Where did you get so many swords? You guys with the surname Gu really don't know how to manage a house." Even after so many encounters with the Qingming sword, it hasn't stopped Dropped, it can be seen that it is not ordinary.Gong Jiu threw the sword to him as if it was broken, and told him to give it to Yan Yuan as a gift, it was also a good sword.
"..." Gong Jiu said depressedly, "You are stupid, my surname is Gong, isn't my surname Gu?"
Zhang Wuzhang took advantage of the wine to go crazy, and asked a question that he wanted to know a long time ago: "Gong Jiu is just your pseudonym, Prince Taiping, what is your real name?"
Gong Jiu was stunned, without making a sound for a long time, and murmured: "Could it be that my surname is really Gu?" He only knew that he couldn't count and didn't know the way, but it was the first time he knew that his memory was so good. Bad, I don't even remember my real name.
Zhang Wuzhang nodded in satisfaction: "Okay!" It seems that it is a bug in the setting that people in "Peerless" are face-blind. If they can't find out the real names of King Taiping and King Nan, it's not because his subordinates are not good at things, so he doesn't care. Tangled.
Unexpectedly, Gong Jiu was furious: "It's all your fault that I am always dissatisfied with my desires!" He felt that since he met Zhang Wuzhang, he seemed to be getting more and more stupid, and he must be holding back.
Zhang Wuzhang didn't care about warning him not to talk nonsense, so he jumped up from the bed first to avoid the long sword stabbing at him.Linghu Chong was also furious, he didn't hold back his hand anymore, and swayed out the Nine Swords moves, fighting him inseparably.
Zhang Wuzhang jumped onto the beam of the house, bent down and looked at it for a long time, and realized that they should not be expected to decide the winner for a while.He was really drunk, he couldn't control his hands and feet, he probably would be a burden to Linghu Chong if he really jumped, so he threw the white python whip over and commanded: "Fuck, whip!"
Linghu Chong used his sword to force Gong Jiu away, and took advantage of the opportunity to catch it, but he found it difficult to hold it in his hand-not to mention that he has never used a whip, even if he is accustomed to using a whip, he is not used to a five-foot-long whip-he barely swung it Get up, swing the whip, if Gong Jiu hadn't charged forward, he would have missed it.
One fought with all his strength, the other was beaten with all his strength, and the two were working hard in the same direction.It was just that the whip was really inaccurate, and the two sides worked hard for a long time before they were whipped four times.
Gong Jiu couldn't bear it anymore, stretched out his arms and held the whip head tightly in his hand: "Don't defile it again, okay?" He wondered if this tattered whip was really the little cutie he had been fighting for for so long?
Linghu Chong was also sweating from exhaustion, raised his head and sighed at the beam: "It seems that you are really drunk." Be sober and don't come up with such bad ideas.
Zhang Wuzhang yelled "Catch", and let go of his hand, and fell straight down from the beam.Linghu Chong was shocked, he didn't even have time to say "I'm not good at fists and feet", he bravely stretched out his hand to catch it, thinking that even if he put himself on the bottom, he couldn't really make him fall to the ground, but he saw the two of them hit together , Zhang Wuzhang turned around like a spinning top, and turned to the other side of the room.
He stabilized his figure, felt dizzy for a moment, hiccupped, and said, "Just kidding!" Stupid!
"..." This man is really a bear.Linghu Chong remembered that he used to stare blankly when he was drunk, but for some reason, his painting style changed drastically today.
Gong Jiu deeply felt that this was a good time to show off his intelligence, so he took the opportunity and said, "Come and play with the whip, I'll play with you."
Zhang Wuzhang ignored him, and said solemnly: "Now it's your turn to jump on the beam, let me take it." At this time, he said whatever he wanted, even a small abacus, "Your lightness skills are so bad that you will die. If it doesn't fit in my palm, let's play princess hug."
"..." Linghu Chong said earnestly, "Why don't you go play with the whip." He also found out that Gong Jiu had an unusual fondness for the whip, and was about to see how to play with it.
Zhang Wuzhang plucked his ears and didn't bother him anymore, but when he thought that the whip was not as fun as the beam, he jumped on the beam again and couldn't get off.
Gong Jiu tentatively asked: "May I borrow your whip for one night?" Seeing that Zhang Wuzhang was dozing off while hanging upside down on the beam, he could only ask Linghu Chong, "Does he agree or disagree?" , Never steal from others.
Linghu Chong murmured: "I'd rather know if he wakes up tomorrow and remembers what he did today."
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