[System] My fish is not so fierce

Chapter 2 A Maverick Fish

In the ocean, no fish dares to say that it can fully master the complex waterway environment.But in autumn, when the ice cracks in the deep sea have begun to emit cold air, the warm and humid circulation from the south comes as promised, and at the same time, it brings abundant seafood and various magical gifts of the sea.

At this time, what the mermaids like to do most is to put on the most beautiful decorations and dance and sing all night long on the open sea beach.Singing the generosity of the sea god, let them have a full four or five months without running around for a livelihood that is not too difficult.

Even the old Petunia, who is too old and toothless, will wear the bridal crown hundreds of years ago to come to the natural dance floor to twist and feel the howling of young people. In her words, it is like going back to It's the green age when you get married.

In the past, people’s favorite little Allen, even though he was usually shy and delicate, would enthusiastically present a song among the fish at this time. Last year, his graceful dancing posture and flexible waist are still in Mr. Mermaid’s Hovering in our minds, but the protagonist we are thinking about is obviously not on the scene at this time, so what is he doing?

Not far from the natural dance floor, where laughter and laughter can still be transmitted through the water in a special way, our Mr. Heiyu is hiding in the depths of a rocky forest, doing some... um, strange movements, breathing slightly The sound is a fish will blush.

Yes, under the impact of a series of events that surpassed the common sense of his original world, our Mr. Heiyu quickly adapted to life here by relying on his straightforward and rough way of thinking, learned the special way of speaking of mermaids, and found The short-term life goal, well, is what he is doing now.

Although the high pressure of the thousands of meters deep sea has no effect on the mermaid itself, it is difficult for Allen to lift a stone weighing about one pound above his head for Allen's current fragile body.

It sounds like a rebuttal against the common sense of physics, but since knowing the existence of magic in this world, Allen has completely abandoned Mr. Physics.

Heh, fuck common sense.

Through some cryptic legends, the translation is roughly like this, the mermaid is the life endowed by the sea, holds part of the power of the sea god, and is an existence recognized by the water.That is to say, the mermaid is born with a certain degree of enchantment, and all the effects of water have no effect on it. On the contrary, the mermaid can control the water as it pleases.It is simply a bug in nature.

Although the particularity of the original body did make Alan a lot of comfort, but he still couldn't stand such a motherfucker body.So now he starts to exercise, yes, yes, it is exercise!The first intelligent species to exercise in the deep sea of ​​more than 3000 meters seems to be worth recording.

At this time, Allen is gracefully...lifting stones, ahem, exercising.

In fact, Alan tried other methods to change his current damn physical fitness some time ago.

I used to hear that swimming is the most body-sculpting of all sports, coupled with the inherent advantages he now has, so Allen made a loss plan of swimming around the small town ten times a day.

In the past few months, the fish who got up and moved often randomly picked up Little Allen who fainted for unknown reasons.

After that, there were all kinds of chaotic help to check and so on, but they all subsided under the corner of Alan's stiff and tightly closed mouth. I don't know what the fish made up from Alan's completely unchanged face. Anyway, after Alan After several times of exhaustion and fainting, he would always find that he had slept on a soft bed when he woke up.

Cut, what a bunch of meddling stupid fish.

After that, Allen subconsciously increased the radius of the circle, and it was rare for him to lose strength and faint because he did not control his strength well.

Three months is enough for Baji Beast to give birth to a healthy little Baji.Mr. Heiyu's unremitting circle-swimming plan has also achieved initial results. It seems... he has grown a little taller?

Sure enough, lifting the stone was the right choice... right?

So now Allen spends most of his time lifting stones, no, partial fitness.

While other fish were leisurely enjoying the caress of the sea water, Allen searched for suitable stones, ahem, equipment in the stone forest.

So the fish saw their cute little Alan, blushing, biting a cherry, and carrying the unattractive stones home.

Alan, who received all kinds of colorful ores the next day, had a wonderful expression on his face... Although he couldn't see anything, at least it wasn't the stern expression.

So Mr. Heiyu wisely shifted his position.

Recently, the fish can't find Alan at all except when they are looking for food.Even for this grand ball, the well-dressed Hammer once again invited Allen with confidence, but he couldn't see the slender and graceful figure at all, so he had to go to the open-air dance floor alone.

Mr. Heiyu, who has always been talked about, has been insisting on his stone-lifting exercise method for almost a month, and it is about to show results. How could he delay the exercise because of a dance party that he is not interested in.Although a certain black fish who was lifting a stone at this time seemed to feel guilty in a certain corner of his heart when he heard the singing in the distance, but this did not affect the determination of a Mr. black fish who aspired to become a tough guy.

exhale (water) inhale (water)

ok, come again.

hey hey hey hey

There is a reflection in Mr. Heiyu's resolute sea-blue eyes, that is, he has become stronger and has a tough figure, which is also the goal he has been striving for.

So inspiring!

But he stopped, turned his head, and Alan touched his slender and flexible waist and upturned buttocks again, and fell into a short thought for no reason...

Then our Mr. Heiyu pursed his lips and started his self-created stone lifting* again. It was still a standard action that could be recorded in textbooks, but the shadow behind Allen seemed to deepen a little.

In the evening, the night in the deep sea always comes very early, and the laughter on the dance floor has disappeared. Even though the mermaid has night vision function, Allen is still not used to the quiet and cold darkness around him.

Looking up at the deep and boundless sea, Allen squeezed his palms, his webbed fingers are still not used to it, he can't stay on the bottom of the sea forever, even the unconditional and pure trust and care of stupid fish still can't stay Allen, because he knows that no matter what he becomes, he still does not belong here.

He lowered his head and looked at his fish tail, although objectively speaking, it was indeed a beautiful tail, with mysterious obsidian-like scales, exquisite and delicate, although the color was single, the different levels of light refracted during swimming made it It looks more noble and elegant, but...

Walking on land with a fish tail is obviously not a good idea.

The black fishtail patted the ground, and Allen gave up these questions that had no results even if he thought about it, and quickly swam towards home, and continued to lift stones at home, cough, and exercise.

Want a fitness plan that is more suitable for this body, such as... how to train abdominal muscles.

Since the fish tail replaced his legs, Allen found that he could not do abdominal crunches. When he lay down, the loud noise of the fish tail hitting the bed was enough to attract the worrying blue-tailed mermaid neighbor over.

This means that the only abdominal exercise Allen knows...is invalid.

What a sad subject.

It would be great if... it was the legs, Alan thought so when he returned home.

Back to the problem of not being able to figure out the result again.

Allen violently threw the stone in his hand to the ground, the current self...is really ugly.

The irritability in his mood made Alan have no interest in exercising at all at this time, and that stupid movement...

He patted the ground hard, and Allen turned around the room in annoyance.

He hates thinking about these questions, and Allen can realize that going deeper will definitely drive him crazy.

Huh, let's make this damn weak body stronger first, and get the rest out of the way!

"Lanka, have you heard about the mermaid's tail changing legs?" At night, Allen knocked on the door of the blue-tailed neighbor. Well, even if you don't go into it, it will still make people crazy.

"Oh, Alan, you're finally here. I've said a long time ago that living in a fish house is not good for your psychological growth. I've been inviting you to live in my house and you finally agreed."

"Not..."

The enthusiastic Lan Ka grabbed Alan's hand at once, "Come on, sit inside first, do you want to try the sea snake pie I made?"

Thinking of a slippery cold-blooded animal, even if he was interrupted, Alan quickly rejected Lan Ka's enthusiastic tasting invitation.

"It's a pity, I thought you would like it." Lan Ka is a middle-aged mermaid, even with a housewife's hairstyle, she still does not lose her charm. At this time, her eyes are as gentle as water, and the tenderness of the young woman is very powerful. of.

Allen nodded his head with difficulty.He seems to have forgotten something...

The small black and yellow pastries floated lightly in small vacuum bubbles, and their appearance was not as scary as imagined. Alan ate the real thing warmly recommended by Lan Ka with a sullen face.

Thinking that he might bite something strange, Allen didn't chew much, and quickly solved all the sea snake pies.

"Sure enough, I knew Alan would like it." Lan Ka happily concluded with his head supported, "I'll make it for you next time, don't be in such a hurry."

"Cough cough, cough" Allen choked out suddenly, "It's not..."

"Ah, what did Allen say when he first came in? Do you need my help?"

……

"Ms. Blue Card..."

"Call Auntie." Lan Ka corrected Alan's mistake with a smile.

"Lanka... Auntie, I am very grateful for your hospitality, but I hope that you can listen to me when I talk to you in the future." Alan finally said a complete sentence, heaved a long sigh of relief, and looked at Lanka , I hope this lady can have some self-consciousness.

"Oh, really? You're welcome, the hospitality that satisfies Allen is my greatest compliment."

Maybe add don't just listen to half a sentence...

Allen suppressed his irritable emotions, and continued to ask questions in a calm tone as much as possible, "Well, I actually came to ask Lan Ka for some questions."

"You don't have to call me Auntie, but you can call me Miss Lan Ka." Lan Ka winked at Allen like a young girl with her chin in her hands.

Unmoved, Allen looked at the blue card for a while, then got up, pulled away the chair, "I'm sorry, I think I should take my leave, thank you again for your hospitality." He turned around and walked out.

"Oh, how can it be, it's so late, let's just rest at my sister's place." Lan Ka hurriedly got up to save Alan who never looked back.

"I don't think so, goodbye." Allen felt that if he stayed for another second, he would not be able to help but flick his tail violently.

After getting rid of the reluctant blue card, Allen fell on the shell bed with some exhaustion.

Tsk, stupid fish are troublesome, and female stupid fish are even more troublesome.

Smash it with your mouth, it seems that the previous Sea Serpent Pie tasted pretty good?

Just thinking wildly like this, Allen fell into a sleepy sleep.In his sleep, Allen went back to the past again. He was looking for the shadow of the target with a 7.62mm sniper rifle, but accidentally fired, but fortunately, a jet of water sprayed out from the gun, and then all the water droplets fell on the ground. On his feet, a rope that turned black suddenly bound him, and he couldn't break free no matter how he moved.The gunshots were getting closer and closer, and he would be discovered soon. Allen tried various methods anxiously, but couldn't move at all.

Fear filled his heart little by little, and the shadow of death gradually climbed onto Allen.

Break free, bastard, where did all your strength go? !

Twisting, rubbing, and struggling, Alan exhausted all his strength until he was exhausted and fell to the ground dying. Looking at the black muzzle of the gun that was getting closer and closer to him, Alan closed his eyes unwillingly, and jumped up with all his strength. , wanting to fight one last time.

At this moment

Snap

It seems like something is broken...