my brother is a superhero

"Look, it's useless to look at me, I won't." Thor said confidently, asking him to be the first Asgard warrior to change a kid's diaper?nonexistent!

"I will!" Loki stared at Thor with a livid face. It's because this guy has a lot of trouble. He insisted on picking up a baby. The most angry thing was that he was seen by his mother before he could throw it away. Now it's all right. Such an extra oil bottle!

"Then what should we do now?" Thor asked with a look of fear, he had never shown such an expression in front of thousands of troops.

"Hold it back first, and see if there are any diapers." What can Loki do, he can only hug the little Jack and say, looking at Thor, who is respectfully far away, asked, "You come to hug?"

"You're already hugging, just...continue hugging." Thor didn't want to come over, so he ran away after speaking.

"Soul light! Don't run away if you have the guts!" Luo Ji felt that if he wasn't a god, he would have been pissed off by this guy a long time ago, and wanted to kill his brother every day!

"If you don't run, you can't beat me." Thor ran ahead, not panicking at all, and he didn't forget to turn around to provoke.

"!" Want to kill brother!Very angry!You can't run fast with a baby in your arms!

More importantly, what this guy said was not bad at all, he couldn't beat it!

Thinking of the terrible feeling of being pressed on the ground and rubbed every time I want to kill my brother... I feel tired...

Little Jack has a look of lovelessness, his ass is very uncomfortable!

Not daring to struggle yet, the brain scan showed that the bone age of these two people was at least fifteen hundred years old, scary!

He, a rookie who was only born with a bone age of more than five months, it's better not to provoke them...

In the end, Little Jack was taken to the palace. Little Jack was full of curiosity about this place. According to the Asgard information provided by Zhinao, it was a place very far away from Krypton, where God lived.

And the two young men he saw were the legendary gods?

In the records of Krypton, Kryptonians believe in the power of technology more. In this regard, human beings are becoming more and more like Kryptonians. In the early years, humans on Earth still had faith.

Today, like his older brother Tony, he believes in the power of science, not some ethereal god.

The intellectual brain taught Jack that gods used to exist, and the so-called gods were nothing more than aliens with stronger physical qualities.

Little Jack can become a god if he wants to. With his small body, no one on earth can catch up with him.

Two old men who add up to three thousand years old surrounded little Jack and studied the matter of diapers. There was no one else. Compared with Thor who was careless, Loki was more careful and would pay attention not to hurt little Jack. No matter how you look at it, this is a human cub, so fragile that it will hang if you touch it.

Although Little Jack has the appearance of an earthling, he has a small body that the earthlings do not have. He is not afraid at all, and he just wants to end it quickly so that he can go home. He will never listen to Zhinao again. Running around the world...

It’s good to live on the earth, so far away, the outside world is so dangerous, he wants to go home, and his parents will be worried if they find out that he is not there.

"That's it, it's fine." Two gods with a combined three thousand years of age were sweating profusely in front of a baby's diaper, and no one else would believe it.

"The baby is so troublesome, was it the same when I was a child?" Loki asked, frowning.

"My brother is so cute, how could it be troublesome." Thor said heartlessly from the side.

"..." Loki felt a tightness in his chest.

Don't think that if you say that, he will give up killing his brother!

For a god who has lived for fifteen hundred years and is not yet mentally mature, a well-behaved baby is simply too much fun.

Thor fell in love with the game of tossing and picking babies, and for this, there were ten thousand beasts roaring in Little Jack's heart.

Loki is extremely fortunate that he is the same age as Thor, if he is a few years younger than him, he might play him to death!

Suddenly, I felt infinite sympathy for the little baby, but I also felt a little strange, why looking at the fragile little baby, it is still not broken?

Thinking back then, he was bullied by Thor's humiliation when he was a child, and he felt tired after thinking about it.

What is going on with this terrible emotion!

Could it be that he is getting old?

No, not possible!

In the end, the diaper fell off in the process of being picked up. Little Jack couldn't hold back, so he pissed Thor's face and asked him to play with himself!

Thorton lost interest in the game of tossing and picking. Fortunately, the urine seems to have no smell, and it will be fine after washing it. Loki feels that he can laugh at this thing for at least 500 years!

"What's wrong with him?" Thor noticed that something was wrong with the little guy, and asked as if he was facing a big enemy.

"Are you hungry?" Loki thought that the child was nothing more than hungry and urinated. Since he urinated, he might be hungry?

"What do hungry babies eat? Do you drink?" Thor carried only alcohol with him. Since he was an adult, he couldn't do without alcohol, except for going to battle.

"You're crazy! How can a baby drink alcohol!" Loki couldn't hold back the veins on his forehead again, jumping wildly, his brother was so stupid, Asgard felt like he was going to die...

"Then what should I drink?" Thor looked innocent, and he had never raised a child, how would he know, my brother is so fierce!Wronged……

"Goat's milk?" Loki said uncertainly, at least he didn't think that this human child could eat meat or drink, that was absolutely impossible.

"Where can we find goat milk?" Thor said with an innocent face.

"Go catch the sheep." Loki was tired, and always felt that Thor's IQ was on par with this little baby.

If Little Jack knew what he was thinking, he would definitely protest. He is definitely the smartest baby, the smartest on Krypton!

"What are you looking at me for?" Thor asked in confusion when he found Loki staring at him.

"Of course you are the one to catch it, I want to take care of the child." Loki raised the child and said with a look of reason, not to mention the expression that deserved a beating.

"The task that the queen mother gave us two..." Thor said unwillingly.

"Otherwise you come to hug him, and I'll catch the sheep?" Loki made a gesture to push the child into Thor's arms, and Thor jumped back two steps in fright.

"Also, forget it, I'll catch the sheep." Thor still shook his head and refused, not forgetting the smack on his face.

Loki was still very worried about his brother, so he found something, tied Little Jack to his body, and went with him.

Little Jack blinked his eyes, looking very curious, Loki couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth slightly, um, no, no one can see his expression.

In fact, it is instinct for Little Jack to be cute, and not everyone can resist the charm exuded from his genes. Because he is still young, the charm exuded is actually not bad for people with firm will. At most, it will increase some favorability.

Especially for gods with relatively high genetic levels, the favorability increases very slowly.

If it were on Earth, the girls would have screamed when they saw Little Jack acting so cute.

Here I can only be honest, otherwise I am afraid that my life will not be guaranteed.

Thor still hunted goats very conscientiously, but he didn't know what he was doing. All the goats he hunted were males, and there were no ewes.

If it weren't for the fact that Little Jack couldn't talk, he would have told Thor not to work, and he could go home and drink, really.

It's a pity that he can't and can't pretend to be an ordinary baby, and he absolutely can't wear it.

"Can you do it?" Loki waited and almost fell asleep.

"Who said I can't do it!" Thor frowned, how could a man say no!

"That's all right, I'll wait here." Loki found a comfortable position, then put Little Jack on his belly, and stared at Little Jack.

"Yeah." Little Jack is not very satisfied with the car, he's not fleshy...

"Where are you from? Earth? Or a more distant planet?" Loki asked while poking the little guy's face.

"Yeah." Tell you, you don't understand, sorry!Language barrier!

We have no future!

"Little thing, how many secrets are you hiding? Huh?" Loki couldn't understand his words, so he could only continue poking his face.

"Yeah." No!You are too upset!

"Brother, I'm back! This is definitely a mother!" Thor's wild posture raised a goat above his head, and he was cheerful.

"It's really slow." Loki said, looking at the goat with a distasteful face.

"..." Thor frowned instantly, wanting to beat up his brother! "If you think it's too late, catch it!"

"You know how to take care of children? Just now you play with children like that. If the queen mother finds out, I'm afraid the queen mother will be disappointed." Loki said with a wicked smile.

"Stinky boy, do you want to fight?" Thor said, his brother was really angry, even though he had a big heart!

"Hit it, I'm afraid of you!" Loki was not to be outdone.

"Go, fight over there!"

"If you don't go, you're a coward!"

If you don't leave now, when will you wait...

Little Jack didn't even need to be reminded by his brain, he just opened up the space and ran away!

Back in his little bed, little Jack thought it was an incredible trip, but it was not suitable for a child with limited mobility like him, let's talk about it when he grows up.

This also taught little Jack a lesson, so that he would not use the power in the space gem indiscriminately until he grew up, at least he would not dare to risk himself.

After a whole night of tossing, little Jack fell asleep with his head on the pillow, and started snoring. When he got up in the morning, he checked if there was Maria who kicked the quilt in Little Jack. Seeing that the little guy was sleeping soundly, he couldn't help but go to kiss him.

in asgard

"What about the child?" Loki, who called back, rubbed his eyes, looking at the place where the child was placed just now, and couldn't help asking.

"Huh? Missing? Was it taken away by an animal?" Thor asked suspiciously.

"With you and me here, which animal doesn't have eyes will come over." Loki rolled his eyes.

"So it disappeared?" Thor touched his goosebump arm and said, "It's not a ghost, is it?"

"Dangtang is a god, are you still afraid of ghosts?" Loki said contemptuously, "That child has a body temperature, okay?"

"Of course I'm not afraid, I'm worried that you will be afraid, dear brother." Thor firmly refused to admit that he was afraid of ghosts, it didn't exist, as the number one soldier in Asgard, afraid of ghosts?Stop it!

"Go back." Loki shook his head and said.

"Then this sheep?" Thor asked, pointing to the ewe that he left behind and dared not move.

"If you want, you can go back and bake it." Loki said while walking without looking back.

"Okay~" Thor happily raised the sheep, and happily followed his brother home to roast the whole sheep!

Sheep: Can it be better?It was agreed to be a milk goat, how could it be changed temporarily!Roast whole lamb or something!Save the sheep!Baa! ! !

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