The female ticket looks exactly like her brother

Plot: Do you know why Shan Hong has a younger brother?

Gu Zhe: Because family planning didn't control his family?

Plot: ...Your mother-in-law gave birth to it as a toy for your little Gong.

Shan Ye: ...

Zhang Xiaozhe (Gu Zhe when he was a child) went out with his mother today. There were many people on the bus when he got on the bus. When Zhang Xiaozhe searched and couldn't find his mother, the bus had already driven a long way.

His mother didn't teach him what to do in this situation, but he got out of the car when he heard the announcement that he had reached the playground.

He followed the queue into the playground. He had an impression of this playground. His mother brought him here to play on the carousel.So he wandered around looking for the carousel, wondering where his mother might be waiting for him.

But my mother couldn't find it. Instead, she saw a cute girl who was about the same height as him by a chair beside the skating rink. She was sitting there alone eating ice cream, as if she was in a bad mood and was out of breath.

Zhang Xiaozhe was hungry and greedy, he looked at the little girl eagerly, his bright black eyes looked big and round on his fleshy little face, very cute.The little girl turned her head to see him, her expression became a little dazed.

Zhang Xiaozhe also stared blankly at the ice cream in the little girl's hand.

"Hey, do you want ice cream?" the little girl asked Zhang Xiaozhe.

Zhang Xiaozhe nodded.

"Come here." The little girl waved to Zhang Xiaozhe while holding the ice cream in one hand, and Zhang Xiaozhe obediently walked over to the little girl.

The little girl handed the ice cream to Zhang Xiaozhe: "I'll give you ice cream, can you change clothes with me?"

Zhang Xiaozhe tilted his head: "But I'm a boy, and you're wearing a skirt."

The little girl blushed because of Zhang Xiaozhe's tilted head: "I am also a boy, you can see that I have worn them all, and you can wear them too."

Zhang Xiaozhe nodded.It turned out that this was a boy.

Little girl, oh no, it's time to call a little boy.The little boy held the ice cream in his hand a little reluctantly, and licked it again before handing it to Zhang Xiaozhe.

Zhang Xiaozhe took it and started to lick it.The little boy looked at it with his chin propped up and asked him, "What's your name?"

"Little Zhe."

"My name is Xiaolang. I'm four years old. How old are you? Why are you here?" Zhang Xiaozhe's soft and waxy voice was very cute. The little boy wanted to hear him talk more, so he asked him a lot, not at all. Like the little old man his mother said when complaining about him to others, he was always silent.

Zhang Xiaozhe continued to lick the ice cream, only stretched out a small fleshy fist, and then stretched out his thumb, one, index finger, two, middle finger, three, ring finger, four.I was going to show the little boy a look, but found that the little finger was uncomfortable, and then straightened it, so I bent the thumb back again.

The little boy looked at it: "You are also four years old, but my birthday is tomorrow, and tomorrow I will be one year older than you! You can call me brother."

Zhang Xiaozhe finished eating the ice cream, smashed his mouth, and didn't make a sound.

The little boy took him into the toilet for the disabled, and the two changed clothes inside.

After coming out, Zhang Xiaozhe was wearing the little boy's princess dress, the little boy's wig, and his own little leather shoes.The little boy put on Zhang Xiaozhe's suspender jeans and a small suit.The two children stood together like little flower girls.

Seeing Zhang Xiaozhe dressed as a girl, the little boy felt cuter than before, and immediately wanted to coax him to call him brother.So he asked him: "Do you want to eat anything else? My brother will buy it for you!"

Zhang Xiaozhe rubbed his stomach and pointed to a shop not far away: "I want to eat McDonald's."

The little boy is a little bit down: what the hell is McDonald's?Looking in the direction of Zhang Xiaozhe's finger, isn't that KFC?Forget it, what he said is what it is.

"Then wait for my mother here for me, and I'll go buy it." The little boy ran away after finishing speaking.

There is an ice skating rink behind him, Zhang Xiaozhe thought it was very interesting, put his hands on the railing, staring at the skating rink inside the railing.

It's rare for Liu Mei to be free today, but tomorrow is her son's birthday, but she can only accompany him for a morning, and she has to board the plane at noon.So today she made an appointment with a friend, and both of them brought their children to the playground together.Liu Mei looked at her friend's cute and beautiful daughter, and was very jealous, so she insisted on putting on a small skirt and a wig for her son.After arriving at the playground, a few people played for a while, and she went to the bathroom with her friend, mother and daughter.

There were a lot of people queuing up to go to the toilet, and it took a lot of time. When Liu Mei came back from the toilet, she saw her son obediently leaning on the railing of the skating rink. She was relieved and stepped forward to pat his son on the shoulder: "Son , so good, mother replied... Huh? I'm sorry, kid, Auntie admitted the wrong person. "

Zhang Xiaozhe was patted on the shoulder and looked back, Liu Mei realized that she had identified the wrong person, so she hurriedly apologized.Zhang Xiaozhe didn't say anything, he turned his head and continued to watch the people skating in the rink.

Liu Mei saw Zhang Xiaozhe's cute little face just now, and couldn't help staring at him.After looking at it, I found that the child's clothes, except for a pair of small leather shoes, were all his son's things, and even the position of the hairpin on the hair cover was the same.

At this time, Shan Xiaohong came back, saw his mother standing beside Zhang Xiaozhe, and rushed over: "What are you doing?!"

Liu Mei: "..." What can I do? !How are you doing now? !

Shan Xiaolang stuffed the family barrel into Zhang Xiaozhe's arms, and opened his arms to protect Zhang Xiaozhe: "I found this!"

Seeing her son defending Zhang Xiaozhe like a plush bear, Liu Mei understood.It seems that this guy treats people like toys.

A friend asked from the side: "Aren't the parents of this child here? Why did you change clothes with your little girl?"

Liu Mei glared at her son: "How can you abduct other people's children indiscriminately, and even change clothes with other people's children, what should their mother do if they can't find him?"

Shan Xiaohong curled her lips: "When I saw him, he was alone."

Liu's eyebrows hurt.

The two mothers coaxed for a long time but did not ask Zhang Xiaozhe for the parents' information, so they could only send the child to the broadcasting room, and let the staff in the broadcasting room broadcast that a child was lost, and hoped that the parents would come and claim it as soon as possible.

After the broadcast went out, many parents really came to look for their children, but none of them were Zhang Xiaozhe's parents, so the broadcast began to broadcast announcements about looking for children.

Liu Mei's friend went back first, and she took Shan Xiaohong and Zhang Xiaozhe to wait in the radio room for a day.The two children were carefree, they ate the family bucket together in the broadcasting room, Shan Xiaolang babbled endlessly in Zhang Xiaozhe's ear, Zhang Xiaozhe seldom talked and kept listening.Liu Mei sighed in her heart, her son suddenly became so lively, it's hard to get used to it.

A day passed quickly, and the staff was about to leave work, suggesting that Liu Mei send the child to the police station.

Shan Xiaohong was very reluctant, and asked his mother if he could take the child home to raise him.

Liu Mei teased him and said: "Take him back to raise? Do you want to take him back to be a child bride?"

After listening to Liu Mei's explanation that Tong Yang's daughter-in-law is a daughter-in-law, Shan Xiaolang raised her head and said, "Xiao Zhe is so cute, being a daughter-in-law is also very good."

The staff in the radio room all laughed, and Liu Mei couldn't stop laughing and asked her stupid son, "He's a boy."

Shan Xiaohong frowned: "Boys can't be daughters-in-law?"

"Which wife is not a girl in a skirt?"

Shan Xiaolang looked at Zhang Xiaozhe beside him, and said to his mother: "But what he is wearing now is a skirt."

Liu Mei nodded his forehead: "That was your skirt!"

Shan Lang patted her small chest: "I have a skirt, so I'll be his wife!"

Liu Mei: "..."

In the end, Liu Mei took Zhang Xiaozhe to the police station to file a case. Before the police found Zhang Xiaozhe's parents, she took care of the child first.

At night, Shan Xiaohong clamored to sleep with his wife.Zhang Xiaozhe gnawed on an apple and watched him making trouble quietly.

Liu Mei had a headache.

She had no choice but to move another small bed into Shan Xiaohong's room. Before going to bed, Liu Mei warned him not to make trouble with Zhang Xiaozhe, and the two slept soundly.

Shan Hong went to bed with her lips pouted, and after Liu Mei closed the door, she counted ten times in her heart from one to ten. Sure enough, Liu Mei turned her head and opened the door to see if the two of them were sleeping peacefully. They both seemed to be asleep. I fell asleep, closed the door and went back to my room to sleep.

Shan Xiaohong got up triumphantly, and slipped into Zhang Xiaozhe's bed to sleep.

So the next day Liu Mei opened the door and came in, and saw her stupid son sleeping with his little short arms hugging other children, wheezing and bleeding.

Liu Mei: ...It's so embarrassing...

After the two children woke up, Shan Xiaohong gave Zhang Xiaozhe the skirt that his mother had bought for him to wear.Zhang Xiaozhe listened to Shan Xiaolang's words very much, and obediently wore them.

Liu Mei asked the housekeeper to prepare a birthday cake, and was going to cut a cake with her son before going to the airport.

After breakfast, the two children went back to their room to play.Shan Xiaolang remembered that he brought Zhang Xiaozhe back to be raised as a wife, so he tore off his bath towel, covered Zhang Xiaozhe with a hijab, and wanted to marry him.

When Liu Mei led Zhang Xiaozhe's parents to push open the door of Shan Xiaozhe's room, the two children had just finished "drinking" and sitting on the bed, and Shan Xiaozhe leaned over and kissed Zhang Xiaozhe's cheek.

Liu Mei: "..."

Zhang Bin and Gu Tianen: "..."

When Zhang Xiaozhe was carried out by his mother, Shan Xiaolang cried: The newly married daughter-in-law is gone, and the mood for celebrating her birthday did not offend QAQ.

Liu Mei felt distressed looking at it, and thought: Xiaohong likes to play with his younger brother so much, so let him have a younger brother. His father and I are so busy, so he just happened to let him play with his younger brother.