The female ticket looks exactly like her brother

Plot: Stupid Human ←_←

Gu Zhe: The plot of dog blood→_→

Gu Zhe accompanied Wu Lili back to the dormitory, and Chen Yan had already taken back Wu Lili's bag from her brother.When Wu Lili and Gu Zhe came back, she was crying in front of other roommates while wiping away tears. When she saw Wu Lili and Gu Zhe, she immediately shut up.

When the roommates saw Wu Lili coming back, they gave her a sympathetic look.

Wu Lili: "..."

It was only later that Wu Lili found out that Chen Yan’s roommates were more or less “inadvertently” tricked by Chen Yan, such as borrowing the air cushion BB, somehow dyed the whole powder cake into a mixed color, she cried and apologized vigorously, saying that she would I paid for it, which made people feel very embarrassed, plus it was a roommate, so I didn't say anything about her, and I suffered the loss myself.Another example is borrowing a mobile phone and accidentally breaking the screen saver. The roommate complained about why she was so careless. She cried and apologized, saying that she would pay for it.This time I really lost money, from the cheapness of online shopping at xbao to the buy one get one free xx film.The roommate didn't think she would pay for it at first, but when she saw the film she paid back, she was heartbroken. She spent 49 yuan on the film at the physical store...

This time when Chen Yan returned to the dormitory, she did not lie and pour dirty water on Wu Lili.She is not a liar either. She told her roommate that her brother wanted to play a prank, and she joked too much. Wu Lili's friends are all so rich, but none of them were willing to pay. Yes, Wu Lili is really too much.

In fact, it can be seen that Chen Yan has no bad intentions, but her three views are different from ordinary people.To sum it up in four words, my mother is mentally retarded.

The other roommates could only silently sympathize with Wu Lili.

Wu Lili took back her bag, and Gu Zhe went back to school.

Back in the dormitory, he logged into the account of "You just went to the bowl", and told Shan Hong that she had already got the phone back from Wu Lili.The two made another appointment for the next day, but suddenly they had nothing to talk about.

Normally, Shan Hong would start chatting with Gu Ling from various things around him, and Gu Zhe would also make up some interesting stories among the girls around him to tell him.

Always thought that the two were just pretending to be in love, Gu Zhe had expected the two to become a real couple.But since Shan Hong said that he was really in love with him, Gu Zhe began to be greedy again. It would be great if he could fall in love with Shan Hong with his real identity.He was even a little jealous of himself in women's clothing.

There is also a little bit of guilt.It's wrong to deceive Shan Hong like this, he knows it.

But if he really stood in front of Shan Hong and said that there was never Gu Ling, and Gu Zhe liked him, he would either be beaten up or treated as a pervert, and stay away from him from then on.

He dare not reveal his identity, nor is he willing to lose his status as a couple with Shan Hong.Gu Zhe is still struggling.

Sister Wei and Xiaoying went to the library for self-study at night. When they came back from the library, they went to the supermarket and bought a bag of apples, and each of them shared one.

It was rare for Jiao Qingren to come back an hour before the lights were turned off. When Xiaoying gave the apples to Gu Zhe, Zheng Yi and Fatty, they would take them directly, and when Jiao Qingren arrived, he would put them on the desk.

Jiao Qingren was dissatisfied: "Little poor, I'm sitting at the desk, why don't you give it to me?"

Xiaoying ignored him and went to wash her own apples.

Zheng Yi asked Gu Zhe: "Guzi, did you get Wu Lili's bag back? Are there any things missing?"

Gu Zhe nodded: "It's all back, it's okay." He was thinking about the matter with Shan Hong, and he was very depressed. He took the fruit knife to peel the apple, and Zheng Yi looked at it twice, and couldn't stand it: " Hey, Guzi, stop!"

Gu Zhe looked at him suspiciously.

Zheng Yi snatched his knife and apple: "According to your method of peeling, after you finish peeling, there will still be apple meat to eat?"

Gu Zhe did not cut it well, each cut took a large piece of flesh, so he didn't make a sound.

Zheng Yi twirled the knife in his hand like a pen, Xiaoying looked straight at him, and Jiao Qingren knocked him on the head: "Stupid!"

Zheng Yi raised his eyebrows at Jiao Qingren: "Let me tell you, my buddy has practiced before. Watch!"

Zheng Yi holds a knife in his right hand, and holds an apple between the thumb and middle finger of his left hand. Pushing the apple with his thumb, a circle of thin apple peel comes out quickly!

"!!"

In less than half a minute, a clean apple arrived in Gu Zhe's hands, and Zheng Yi reached out to Xiaoying to take the apple again: "I'll peel one for you too."

Sister Wei sat next to Zheng Yi and asked, "Brother, that's easy! How did you do it?"

While peeling the skin, Zheng Yi proudly said: "I have practiced this specially!"

Zheng Yi quickly peeled both Sister Wei and Fatty's apples. Fatty Fan gnawed on the apples and asked him how he practiced and what's the use of practicing this.

Zheng Yi smiled triumphantly: "At the beginning, I was a part-time worker who was responsible for peeling fruit, and it cost a dime apiece! How much fruit can be saved by practicing this!"

Speaking of which, Zheng Yi felt a little sad.He liked to compare various things with Shan Hong since he was a child. Once he saw Shan Hong peeling apples as quickly and thinly as he was doing juggling, and the movements were beautiful. When he asked him how he learned it, he said that he just thought about it out of boredom. up.

That's all!That's all! !

Zheng Yi was not convinced, so he went back to practice by himself, but it was too costly for apples, so he found a fruit shop and worked the boss for a long time, going to help peel fruits every day, earning a dime for each one.

He is also a quick learner, and after earning more than 100 yuan, he can peel apples quickly and thinly, and his movements look cool. Many people come to watch him peel apples.As a result, the owner of the fruit shop was reluctant to part with Zheng Yi, and doubled his salary to keep him—[-] cents for peeling an apple!

Of course, Zheng Yi did not continue to work, but since then he has fallen into the habit of going to work when he wants to learn.However, he was still defeated by the itchy flesh, and Bai Danhong became the boss.

"..."

Xiaoying looked at Zheng Yi with a look of "I understand" and finding a companion.

Sister Wei patted Zheng Yi on the shoulder: "It's not easy for you."

Fatty Fan couldn't hold his mouth anymore: he gnawed a dime of other people's hard work!

Before Zheng Yi took the initiative to peel an apple for him, Jiao Qingren took out ten yuan and said, "Peel one for me."

Gu Zhe silently gnawed at his own apple, and there was only one sentence that fit his current mood—these stupid humans.

Early the next morning, Gu Zhe found Wu Lili, and the two went back to Wu Lili's house by car.Then Gu Zhe turned into "Gu Ling" again, and went to Shan Hong's house with the cake he had made.

When he was stopped by the security guard, Gu Zhe discovered that this security guy happened to be the security guy who stopped him when he came to deliver desserts for the first time.As Gu Zhe, he always came to take tutoring in the evening, and he never met him again.

The security guy who hasn't watched anime and doesn't know how to dress up as a maid still remembers Gu Zhe, and asked when they met, "Your boss asked you to replace the delivery man again?"

It seems that the guy who is in charge of delivery tasks in the Yixing community had a good chat with the security guy, and he even told the guy why Gu Zhe came to deliver the food before.

"I came here to give a cake to a friend."

"Oh, I said why you didn't wear your work clothes. Come in quickly, and I will let you go when I see you in the future, so I won't delay your time. By the way, which friend is it for?"

"..."

When Gu Zhe arrived at Shan Hong's house, Shan Hong opened the door for him.Seeing the cake in his hand, the smile on Shanhong's face froze for a moment.

Gu Zhe was puzzled: "Is there any problem?"

Shan Lang was depressed: "Didn't you say you came to 'make' a cake for me?"

Gu Zhe lifted the cake in his hand: "I made this."

Shan Hong: ...I thought it was coming to my house and the two of us would do it together, I cleared the scene...

"Aunt Liu is not at home, we have to solve lunch by ourselves." The cake can't be made, so lunch can be done, right?

Gu Zhe has fought against his own kitchen for more than ten years, and his craftsmanship is still good.Aunt Liu stuffed the refrigerator to the brim with all the ingredients. Gu Zhe sorted out all the ingredients he needed, and thought that Shanhong, who was always by his side, was getting in the way, so he asked him, "What are you doing here?" Well?"

Shan Ling took the tomato picked out by Gu Zhe: "Help." He said, washed the tomato, and then took the kitchen knife, "Do you want to cut it?"

Seeing his stylish appearance, Gu Zhe looked so handsome even if he simply washed a tomato while standing in the kitchen, he sighed: "I thought your young master just opened his mouth for food, but I didn't expect you to be so handsome." Will help. Cut each tomato into eight small pieces, and I'll peel them later."

Shan Lang proudly said, "I know a lot more."

Gu Zhe slandered in his heart: I heard what Zheng Yi said, you are bored, have nothing to do, and pondered a lot of things, he can't compare to you every time.

Shan Lang's movements were handsome and smooth, and he quickly cut the tomato. Before Gu Zhe had time to say anything, he changed to a fruit knife and began to peel the tomato.

Gu Zhe: "..."

Tomatoes are far less firm than apples and pears, and it is quite difficult to peel them alone.Then he found that he could lift a corner of the tomato skin and tear it directly, although every time it would be broken in the hardest middle of the tomato, and then use a knife to peel off that point.

Shan Lang was so serious that Gu Zhe was too embarrassed to tell him that he planned to scald it with boiling water, but the tomato skin fell off by itself...

After finishing the tomato, Shan Lang took the carrot again: "The carrot should also be cut up, right? Do you want to cut it into slices or cubes?"

Gu Zhe wanted to use one to make soup, and one to fry with corn kernels and diced meat, so he said that one should be cut into cubes and the other into cubes.

After Shan Lang washed it, he chopped and chopped a radish a few times, Gu Zhe hurriedly stopped him: "Did you peel it?"

The black question mark with a single face: "It has skin??" He picked up a piece of radish and looked at it, "No skin?"

Gu Zhe: "...a very thin layer, even if you can't see it, you still have to peel it off, otherwise it will taste rough."

Shan Lang looked at a pile of radish cubes on the cutting board: "Then what about these?"

Gu Zhe waved his hand: "Anyway, it's okay to cook the soup. Just let it be like this. At most, you won't eat it. The remaining one must be peeled."

Shan Hong nodded, changed the fruit knife again, picked up the remaining radish, and began to peel it.Anyway, he beat Zheng Yi's knife skills. Although Shan Hong used a fruit knife to peel the radish, except that it was a bit difficult, the peeled skin did not have too thick flesh.

Gu Zhe watched his handsome movements, and silently glanced at the peeler on the side - I think I should not tell him what that thing is for.