The female ticket looks exactly like her brother

Plot: Gu Xiaoshou, do you want scum?

Gu Zhe: ...

After watching the movie, Gu Zhe said that there was still class in the evening, Shan Lang sent him to the gate of H, Gu Zhe said he would not bother him to drive in.Seeing his insistence, Shan Hong had no choice but to watch him walk into the school before leaving.

Wu Lili skipped the last class in the afternoon and took Gu Zhe back to the dormitory to change his clothes.After Gu Zhe changed his clothes, he didn't tell Wu Lili about the two kissing, but mentioned that the two had formally dated.

Wu Lili rolled her eyes: "Didn't you two have a formal relationship a long time ago?"

Gu Zhe was shocked: "Of course not."

"Then didn't you always go out to play before? What is that?"

"At that time I thought we were friends."

Wu Lili thought and thought, but she was too lazy to correct him, so she just asked: "Then what do you want now? During the summer vacation before, I wanted you to try dating, because I thought Shan Hong would leave after school started. Later, you became alumni, because of the problem of cross-dressing, I told you not to meet him as Gu Ling again, and slowly broke up with him.

"Last night you suddenly said that you wanted to meet him as Gu Ling. Gu Xiaoshou, tell me honestly. Do you really want to have a relationship with Shan Hong?"

Gu Zhe took off his hair cover, wiped off his lipstick, and nodded silently.

"Then do you think it's reliable for you to have been dating him as a girl? Right?"

Gu Zhe squeezed his fingers: "Maybe he will accept my identity? There are also some in the novels you showed me, those online game monster novels, after the protagonist knows that the other party is a monster account, don't they all bend themselves?"

Wu Lili sat down next to Gu Zhe, stretched out her hand to hug him from the side, and leaned her head on Gu Zhe's shoulder: "Gu Zhe, it's not that I won't help you. If there is a possibility of being alone, how can he separate you from Gu Ling?" Is it so clear? In his eyes, you and Gu Ling look the same, but he is so good to Gu Ling, but does he have a little bit of ambiguity towards you?"

Gu Zhe leaned his head slightly on Wu Lili's head. After a while, he sighed and said, "I see, let me think about it."

Wu Lili rubbed her stomach: "Hungry, let's have dinner together? By the way, you should have eaten with Shan Hong."

"No, I'm afraid it would be bad to run into your roommate after you come back late after class."

Wu Lili jumped up immediately: "Then go and eat quickly, I haven't eaten with you for a long time!"

Gu Zhe's cell phone rang at this moment: "I'll answer the call first." He took out his cell phone and saw that it was Zheng Yi. "Hello, Zheng Yi?"

"Guzi, have you finished your home affairs? Are you coming back tonight?" Zheng Yi's side was obviously very lively, full of noise.

"It's over, I'm on my way back to school now, do I want to get you something to eat?"

"No, no, no, then you haven't eaten dinner yet, have you gone back to the dormitory to eat, these two days everyone is greedy for meat, the food in the dining room is not good, there is not enough meat, and it is expensive to eat out, we are now in the vegetable market, ready to buy meat Go back with the dishes, and have a hot pot tonight! Come back quickly!"

Gu Zhe hung up the phone and looked at Wu Lili apologetically. Wu Lili envied: "I also really want to eat hot pot. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon. When the holiday is over, go to my house and ask my dad to make some hot pot ingredients!"

Gu Zhe nodded: "Then I'll go back to eat in our dormitory first."

Wu Lili: "Get out, get out!"

When Gu Zhe returned to the dormitory, Zheng Yi and the others just came back from shopping, and they actually pulled a suitcase to pack the vegetables, because the dormitory auntie didn't allow them to bring vegetables into the dormitory.

The boss cut all the meat, and Zheng Yi, as the only person in the dormitory who participated in the cooking club, was naturally the chef this time.The others were in charge of washing and choosing vegetables, and people from the two dormitories next door also came, one was from Zheng Yi's class, and the other was from Gu Zhe's class. The place was too small to accommodate people, so someone brought some vegetables back to their own dormitory to wash.Those who are free go to other dormitories to borrow rice cookers and plates.With so many people, Gu Zhe and his dormitory didn't even have a pot, let alone a plate.

After tossing for about an hour, the people who went to the refrigerator downstairs to carry beer also came back. Everyone set up a study table as a dining table and sat on the floor.

Moved the rice cooker to the table and opened the lid. Everyone didn't know how to start the hot pot made by the rice cooker. Zheng Yi pushed everyone away, stirred it with a spoon, and said: "This is not enough, the meat is still good." I can't eat it, I know the bottom of the pot I adjusted, and I will check it again."

As he said that, he took his lunch box, picked up the spoon——snapped the meat into the lunch box!

The big guys were stunned for a moment, and after realizing it, they yelled: "Zheng Yi, you are deceitful!"

So they all started grabbing the spoons and serving chopsticks. They borrowed four spoons in total. Zheng Yi held on to one tightly and didn't let go, and even stuffed it into his lunch box. It's on Zheng Yi's plate!

Zheng Yi was in a hurry. He held the spoon in one hand, the lunch box in the other, and the other hand to stop others from snatching him. He was so anxious that he shouted: "You are too shameless! I picked this up! The fruit of labor! Or Not brothers?! If you have the ability, go grab the spoon."

"Brothers" said: "We don't have the skills, so we just grab the lunch box."

The meat in Zheng Yi's lunch box was divided, so he could only hold the lunch box tightly and continue to grab the meat from the pot. This time, he didn't dare to be greedy. After grabbing a few pieces, he let go of the spoon, picked up the chopsticks and ate the meat first. Besides.

Sister Wei was tall and big, so she grabbed a spoon, put a spoonful of meat into the lunch box, and stuffed it into Xiaoying's arms. Xiaoying also had a good understanding with him, and immediately changed the lunch box with him. After putting down the spoon, he and Xiaoying hid aside.

Fatty Fan screamed ouch, his body was too big to squeeze into the encirclement, sister Wei and Xiaoying took pity on him, and gave him a few pieces of meat.

Because everyone contributes to the vegetable washing process, it is very harmonious. Gu Zhe, who thought that after the food is cooked, there will be a person who will be responsible for sharing the food, and everyone just waits in line, holds his empty lunch box and stares blankly. .

I wipe!Was it meant to be robbed? !

"Why are you standing here? Have you eaten yet? Is the lunch box empty? Give you half." A voice suddenly sounded in my ear, and then I saw him share half of the meat and vegetables in his lunch box.

Why are there so many singles? !

——The point is wrong!

Why is Shan Lang here? !

Shan Lang started to eat calmly, Gu Zhe's expression was so obvious that he could read his heart directly, so he replied: "Of course Zheng Yi asked me to come here, but I'm his boss, how could it be impossible to cook food?" calls me."

Gu Zhe ate the meat angrily. As soon as he ate it, he wanted a younger brother like Zheng Yi even more - Zheng Yi not only cooked the hot pot deliciously, but also the seasonings were delicious!

The seasoning in Gu Zhe's lunch box was made by Zheng Yi, which is slightly spicy and fragrant.

Gu Zhe looked over to Zheng Yi, who was fighting for spoons with a group of people again.Gu Zhe was surprised: "Zheng Yi can't grab food by himself, so can he leave so much for you?"

Shan Hong didn't care about his younger brother's life or death at all, just said: "I didn't say that Zheng Yi left it to me. These are all given to me by everyone." When Shan Hong came over, everyone just started fighting, Shan Hong looked at the chaos Scene, frowning, just because Gu Zhe and the others had to clean up after the dinner party.

Others saw him frowning, thinking that he was angry and couldn't grab food, so he stood there with a certain aura, and grabbed a large box of meat himself, seeing this god-like cold-faced god standing here, felt a little sorry, so he Come together to "pay tribute".

If there is the first one, there will be the second one. Shan Lang saw that they hadn't touched their chopsticks yet, so they accepted it directly without being polite.

Gu Zhe: "..." Another one who relies on his face to eat meat, really hateful.

Jiao Qingren came back from having dinner with his nth girlfriend, and when he opened the door, he was shocked to see such a big group of people.Zheng Yi called him: "Why don't you answer my call? Come on, come on, there's still the bottom of the pot. You guys are enough, this is from my dormitory, at least save some!"

Jiao Qingren looked disdainful, such a large group of people were reluctant to scrape together money to go out for a meal, and the dormitory was filled with smog and crowded, it was annoying to watch.Immediately to refuse, Zheng Yi did not know whose lunch box lid was taken, took two pieces of meat dipped in the seasoning, put it on the lid, and stuffed it into Jiao Qingren's hand: "Try, my craftsmanship, see if I can rely on my craftsmanship this time." Have a meal."

Zheng Yi made it very fragrant, and Jiao Qingren couldn't help sniffling. The little western food that he had just eaten with his girlfriend in the western restaurant didn't know where he missed it, and he suddenly felt a little hungry.

It’s okay for so many people to eat it, and they won’t die if they try it.

Thinking this way, Jiao Qingren ate one piece, chewed it, picked up another piece, chewed it, swallowed it, and then took another piece... Zheng Yi only picked up two pieces for him!

He saw that Zheng Yi was having trouble with others again, and no one cared about him.

Jiao Qingren: "..."(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻At least wait for my review! Leave me alone, bad review!

After a round of snatching, although it was so lively, some people did not eat at all, so when the second pot was served, everyone made a three-chapter rotation, and they must not grab it again.

It was still Zheng Yi who made the first move, and everyone kept a close eye on him, to prevent this bastard from committing another crime.Zheng Yi curled his lips: "A bunch of ungrateful people! This is my craft!"

"Shut up! Quick spoon!" Everyone shouted at him in unison.

Zheng Yi: "..." Baby feels bitter!

In a clockwise direction, it was the next person's turn, and the round was divided in this way, and there was only a little material left in the pot.At this time, there was a sudden explosion: "Auntie, the dormitory manager, checked the dormitory!"

"!!!"

Half a minute later, Gu Zhe was sitting on Xiaoying's bed with a lunch box and Shan Hong. He looked at the crowded dormitory in front of him, but now it was empty. I took it to the bathroom and hid it, and swept all the garbage on the ground into the trash can.In short, the whole dormitory is clean and tidy except for a scent left.

But if you open the door of the bathroom, you will find that it is not only full of people, but also full of rice cookers, spoons and lunch boxes...

Sister Wei was the first to run into the bathroom with the rice cooker, so she was blocked to the very inside and couldn't get out.He stretched his neck to look, Xiaoying packed up the spoon lunch box behind him and ran in after him, even Jiao Qingren crowded here, next to Xiaoying.Jiao Qingren was completely pushed and squeezed in. You must know that he didn't want to come in at all!And this is the dormitory where he lived, why on earth did he hide in it? !

Fatty Fan wanted to squeeze in, but his body size did not allow him, so he had to stay outside to deal with his aunt.

After everyone waited for a while, Gu Zhe ate all the meat in the lunch box, and the aunt disappeared.Gu Zhe opened the door and went out to have a look, and then went to several other dormitories to ask, but no aunt came to check at all.

Everyone came out of the bathroom and rolled up their sleeves to beat up the person who was yelling and scaring people, but they couldn't find it.I can only continue to eat and eat, open beer and drink together.

Shan Hong gradually got used to the crowded scene, and the good mood of the day came back, so she also drank some.For Shanhong, who is from the outer courtyard, or the deadly rival academy, everyone is still a little awkward, and Shanhong's attitude towards others is also extremely cold, and he doesn't want to force it into it, so he quietly drinks his own on the side, Occasionally Talk to Zheng Yi and Gu Zhe.

The crowd kept arguing until they had eaten all the food cooked in the four pots, and immediately dispersed in a herd, each taking their borrowed rice cooker and spoons back.

Shan Hong didn't go back to the dormitory anymore, Zheng Yi had spare towels and toothbrushes here, and took a set for Shan Hong.

"Boss, you can just wear my underwear."

Sister Wei was surprised: "Wear your underwear?! You two are so close. People say you have a good relationship and wear the same pair of pants. Are you wearing the same pair of underwear?"

Zheng Yi yelled at him: "The underwear I wore can only be touched by my wife! I said I didn't wear it! Stupid!"

Sister Wei laughed: "Your size is not right either, I have a new one too."

Gu Zhe suddenly remembered that Shan Hong was wearing his own size at his home, and then it was too tight...

Shan Hong went to take a shower, and when he came out, Zheng Yi pointed him to his own bed, and Shan Hong climbed up directly, and as soon as his head landed on the bed, he immediately fell asleep.

Gu Zhe went in to take a shower after Shan Hong, came out and walked to his bed: "..."

Zheng Yi drank a little too much and was still slumped in front of the bookcase. He shook his hand at Gu Zhe and said, "Boss is sleepy, and climbed into the wrong bed. Why don't you sleep in my bed, and I will squeeze with Boss."

"It's okay, I can squeeze in. Are you okay?"

Gu Zhe climbed onto the bed and pushed Shan Lang into the bed, but the sleeping god showed no signs of waking up.Zheng Yi turned off the light and climbed into his bed. Gu Zhe and Shan Hong were lying side by side, a little uncomfortable, so they chatted with Zheng Yi.

Zheng Yi was still excited, and suggested to everyone: "I heard from the dormitory students before, what will be going on at night, night talks? Let's come and play too!"

Sister Wei and Xiaoying, who have six years of experience in accommodation, have the most say. However, Xiaoying doesn't like to talk, so naturally Sister Wei said: "This is not a game, it's just talking nonsense when everyone is lying in bed and can't sleep."

Zheng Yi grabbed the bedpost and stretched out his head to look at Sister Wei's No. [-] bed. Although the black light was off, he couldn't see clearly: "Then what are you talking about?"

Sister Wei put her hands behind her head on the pillow, and began to give Zheng Yi science popularization: "There are so many topics, chatting about current affairs, scolding xxx together, x alone and so on. We also talked about studying, saying that the student bully in the dormitory next door goes to bed at one o'clock in the evening and five in the morning Started, and then the dormitory was full of shit. Of course, the girls who talked the most were the girls."

Zheng Yi chuckled: "What are you talking about about girls?"

"The main thing is who has a good figure. And who do the buddies in the dormitory have their eyes on."

Fatty Fan also added: "I pay more attention to fat girls."

"The fat man, do you have a girlfriend in high school?" Zheng Yi asked.

"No, there are a lot of scandals."

"!!! Gossip?!" Don't gossips belong to handsome men and beautiful women? !

"As long as they see a slightly fat girl, they say they are suitable to be my wife."

"..."

Gu Zhe felt the same way.There are a few rotten girls in their class who have always suspected that he is the same, although he really is, but he is not so stupid to admit it.Those rotten girls often mislead him and the boys in his class. As long as he talks a few more words to a boy, pats his shoulder, touches his back, or shakes hands, the eyes of those rotten girls will glow green. Shouting "So cute!" Later, everyone knew about their crookedness. Those boys didn't even know how to attack and receive, so they knew that Mai Fu was eye-catching, and they were always teasing.

In the end, I didn't know how to do it, and it even involved Hao Zeyu in Group A.Fortunately, everyone took it as a joke, and didn't seriously reject Gu Zhe.

"Then have you ever seen anyone?"

"I used to like a girl in my class who often shared novels with me!" Sister Wei recalled.

Xiaoying, who was timid and seldom talked, couldn't help gossiping and asked: "Then did you get together later?"

Jiao Qingren sat in front of the computer desk with a mask on his face and couldn't help mocking Mu Benying: "Stupid! If you think about it with your thumb, you know it doesn't work, otherwise he is a bachelor now?"

Mu Benying looked at his green face and shrank into the bed.

Sister Wei's voice was a little angry: "Later there was a novel in which the male protagonist abused the female protagonist mercilessly, and the female protagonist left the male protagonist in frustration. The male protagonist repented and went to chase the female protagonist back. I'm going back! Damn! I'm going back! I'm still waiting for the gentle second male lead! But the girl said it was very touching! I'm sorry, the three views don't agree, so we broke up."

"..."

Jiao Qingren was speechless and silently went to wash off the mask.

Fatty Fan asked: "Zheng Yi, you must have a lot of love experience, right? There must be many girls chasing you."

Zheng Yi coughed twice: "Of course! The girls chasing me can line up from the classroom door to the school gate!"

Jiao Qingren, who came back from washing his face, stopped him with a word: "Then why are you still a chick?"

Fatty Fan laughed loudly: "Damn, it's midnight before twelve o'clock?"

In the past, it was Zheng Yi who choked Jiao Qingren, but this was the first time he was choked by Jiao Qingren's words, so he could only ask back with a lack of confidence: "Why do you say I am a chick?!"

Jiao Qingren snorted: "I can tell at a glance if it's a chick."

Sister Wei was surprised: "Can you tell? Really, except for those who are as profligate as you, I can see that you are definitely not a chick, and Xiaoying is so afraid of girls, you must be a chick, but like Zheng Yi and Fatty I can't see it at all."

Jiao Qingren raised his eyelids: "It's a feeling gained through many battles."

Zheng Yi said leisurely: "So you are a common cucumber..."

"Pfft—" Sister Wei and Fatty Fan burst out laughing, Gu Zhe was afraid of affecting Shan Hong, so he suppressed his laughter.Xiaoying asked in a low voice: "What is a public cucumber?"

Jiao Qingren was standing in front of the bed and was about to climb onto the bed. Hearing this, she stepped on Mu Benying's bed, and Mu Benying was so scared that she covered her head with the quilt and hid. "You bumpkin, don't ask if you don't understand anything!"

Sister Wei slept on the other side, stretched her arms and looked towards this side: "Hey, hey, hypocrite, don't bully Xiaoying! Xiaoying, you don't need to understand such things, good boy."

After Jiao Qingren climbed onto the bed and sat down, he said, "I have many girlfriends, that's because I have the ability to attract them. Zheng Yi, you have so many girls chasing after you, but you are still a young girl... You are not sexually frigid, are you?"

"Fart! Don't slander me!" Zheng Yi blushed with anger.

Jiao Qingren stretched out his hand and looked at his fingers: "If you don't believe me, just look at your fingers. If your middle finger is particularly long, your sexual desire will be particularly strong. My middle finger is relatively long, several centimeters longer than my index finger and ring finger, so I often change girlfriends." He finished speaking He raised his eyebrows, thinking that he was very handsome.But no one saw in the dark.

Finally, there was something that shocked and envied this group of country bumpkins.

Zheng Yi immediately looked at his fingers, the middle finger was slightly longer than the other fingers; "Mine is long." Sister Wei also said that her own length, fat hands are full of flesh, chubby, the difference is not big.Xiaoying is still hiding under the quilt and cannot come out.

Gu Zhe couldn't help joining the topic: "Jiao Qingren, your middle finger is several centimeters longer than your index finger and ring finger. Could it be that your index finger and ring finger are particularly short, only three or four centimeters long?"

"puff--"

"Me! Exaggeration! It's just to highlight the characteristics! It's still very long! Do you understand Chinese?!" Jiao Qingren lay down under the quilt and pretended to be asleep.

Zheng Yi, Sister Wei and Fatty laughed for a while and fell asleep one after another.

After Gu Zhe waited for Zheng Yi to remain silent, he sneaked into Shan Hong's hand and took a look at the faint light shining in from the window outside the corridor of the dormitory. The five fingers were very long!Straighten Shan Lang's fingers for comparison, the middle finger grows out a bit!

Gu Zhe suddenly blushed and put Shan Lang's hand back.