The female ticket looks exactly like her brother

Plot: Look at the girl opposite~

Gu Zhe: The whole building will beat you up together.

Zheng's mother's expression remained unchanged, she smiled and watched Pearl Necklace and Jiao Qingren get into the car and leave, and then turned around to greet everyone: "Two children come take our car, Xiao Yi, you drive and take your two friends, you just got a driver's license, drive slowly click it!"

Zheng Yi took out the keys, and a Bentley Mulsanne of the same model next door rang: "Although I just got my driver's license, my driving skills are definitely passable, don't worry!"

Gu Zhe and the others: ... This relative is really generous.

Zheng's father said that eating should be comfortable and comfortable. His relatives are alumni of J University, and he strongly recommended a family. The graduation receptions of J university students are held there. The taste is good, the price is also affordable, and it is not far from the school. If you feel good after trying it, you can go to that hotel for any celebration or dinner in the dormitory in the future.

A group of people happily went to have a meal, not to mention, the taste was really good.

After the meal, the others went back to the dormitory to organize their things, while Gu Zhe accompanied Wu Lili back to the dormitory and met her roommates.

Returning from University H to the gate of J, Gu Zhe received a WeChat message from Shan Lang: "Xiao Ling, have you tidied up your dormitory yet?"Is the family still there? 』

"Just tidy up, they just went back.And you? 』

"I've got it all done too.By the way, just now when Zheng Yi told me that he shared a dormitory with your brother, I thought he was lying to me. How could it be such a coincidence.Later, I found out that there was an even more coincidental thing. Our dormitory garden area was separated by a school road. I was on the ninth floor, and they were also on the ninth floor. They could chat while standing in the corridor. 』

"...What a coincidence. 』I wipe!Such a coincidence? !

"By the way, Zheng Yi said that your brother sent Wu Lili back to H University, and you are also in H University, and the family will not care about it in the future. Can you meet each other?" 』

『Lily and I are not in the same academy, so we are a little far apart.My brother and I just bumped into each other and met each other. Actually, it was quite awkward to meet each other.Look better in the mirror. 』Don't come up with any crooked ideas to ask "us" to come out and meet together!

Gu Zhe chatted with Shan Lang for a few more words and then "went to have dinner with the dormitory people".When he switched back to the account of the "fracture patient", he returned to the dormitory building and just went up to the ninth floor and received a WeChat message from Shan Hong: "I saw you, do you know where I am?" 』

Gu Zhe: "..." I'm so sorry, just now you told "Gu Ling" that your dormitory is opposite my dormitory.

"It must be Zheng Yi who told you that he and I share the dormitory, and now you are in our dormitory?" 』Gu Zhe is also top-notch in pretending to be stupid.

"You look across. 』

Gu Zhe happened to be standing in the corridor outside the door of the dormitory. After reading this WeChat message, he knew what kind of tricks Shan Hong was playing. She wore a much more obvious smile than usual, as if to let Gu Zhe see clearly.

Gu Zhe felt that the sound of his heartbeat was suddenly a little louder.

The last member of the dormitory is a fat man named Fan Bowen.If Zheng Yi is bright and sunny and good at making friends, Fan Bowen is smooth and eloquent. Both of them are the kind of people who have many friends at first glance, but the relationship between friends is not the same.When Gu Zhe returned to the dormitory, Fan Bowen had already met other people, everyone had a good impression of him, and nothing like Jiao Qingren this morning happened again.Gu Zhe doesn't have any ill feeling towards him either, in fact college life might be more convenient with such a roommate.

Jiao Qingren didn't come back in the afternoon. Guo Xingwei called the assistant head teacher and said that the dormitory can't be changed easily.Everyone didn't bother to follow up, and the five of them went to the school cafeteria to have another "joint meal" together. They also arranged numbers according to age, and exchanged or gave each other new nicknames.

Guo Weijie happened to be one month older than Fan Wenbo and became the boss, but everyone called him Sister Wei as he said. This nickname is really happy.Fan Wenbo had round cheeks and smiled festively. Before everyone could nickname him, he said, "Don't call him the second child. This name is a bit of a color, and it collides with sister Wei. Old Fan, Fan Fatty, Fat Brother , Second brother, call them whatever you want."

Zheng Yi excitedly prepared to call himself the "third brother", but Fatty Fan stopped him: "Hey, what about me, today I took a brief look at the information of everyone in our dormitory at the assistant class. The age of the third brother should be the one for me. I haven't met Jiao Jiao." As he spoke, he observed everyone's expressions calmly, and everyone was not angry, and they all waited for him to continue.Before the few people came out for dinner, Zheng Yi explained to Fan Bowen why he didn't wait for Jiao Qingren, saying that everyone had a little conflict this morning and he wanted to change the dormitory.

Fan Bowen is a good person. When he was listening to Zheng Yi's explanation, he saw Guo Xingwei groan heavily and then pat Mu Benying comfortingly. He guessed the general idea, but he didn't want to offend Jiao Qingren with them. die.

So he said: "I don't know what this student Jiao did today, but if he could offend everyone present at that time, he must be ignorant. It's just that we can't do it on the first day of this university. We are isolated every day, and other dormitories will laugh at us if they know about it, and it will be difficult to do assistant classes. And this isolation is the fault of us. In fact, it is not a big problem to insert a third child in this row number, everyone agrees. ? The roommate of four years, always give him some face, if he doesn't want it, others will naturally slap us in the face."

Guo Xingwei didn't think about this, so he asked, and everyone had no objection, so he skipped the third child, and Zheng Yi fell to the fourth child.

Zheng Yi thought about it, and he still has two younger brothers, which is not a loss.He laughed and said his nickname: "Actually, my nickname has the same sound as my name, justice, hahaha, I am a man who wants to save the world!"

Fatty Fan said: "Man who saves the world, you can save me first. I am the number one bed, and yours is the first bed. Look at my weight. Don't say I climb up and down. It's nothing. I'm just afraid that one day I will be unlucky." I'm crushed, you can't suffer under the bed?"

Zheng Yi: "Okay! No problem! I can climb trees faster than monkeys, let alone beds!"

Gu Zhe's name is the same as Zheng Yi's, homonymous, and has many nicknames from childhood to adulthood, but there is always one constant, which is "fracture".Zheng Yi was also very excited to give everyone science popularization. He also has a twin sister named "Bone Age", who looks very cute, and is now his eldest... Gu Zhe hit him on the back of the head.

Mu Benying's family background is very poor, her temperament is introverted, and she has a little low self-esteem. In addition, she is thin and small, and she is always the most inconspicuous one among her classmates.Everyone pulled him out to have dinner together, and he was going to just huddle in a corner and watch silently, but everyone still remembered him.He whispered, "You can call me whatever you want."

Guo Xingwei suddenly slapped the table, scaring Mu Benying to play the whole thing, and he said, "I said, why does your name sound so familiar! When I was young, I liked watching the cartoon Cardcaptor Sakura!"

Everyone: "...??"

Fan Wenbo grew up watching programs like "Today's Statement"; Zheng Yi prefers saving cartoon cards for money rather than watching cartoons; Gu Zhe was forbidden to watch girls' cartoons;

No one answered, and Guo Xingwei was not embarrassed, and explained directly: "The name of the heroine in Cardcaptor Sakura is Kinomoto Sakura! Are their names similar? That girl's nickname is Sakura, or we will also be called "Kinomoto Sakura" in the future. The old Liu Xiaoying is all right."

Although Mu Benying thinks that this "Xiaoying" sounds a bit like a girl, he seldom has any objection to other people's ideas. In addition, he secretly thinks that this is not like a nickname, but more like a nickname.He likes the word nickname.No one ever called him a nickname.

Since I have no objection, everyone decided to call it that, raised the soda as a toast, and celebrated the beginning of a beautiful life in college!

Soon they realize that college is not as rosy as they thought.Jiao Qingren failed to change the dormitory, and he was disliked every day.This is not a big deal, everyone just thinks there are too many flies.But military training is really not good at all.

J University began to implement the student instructor system this year. Last semester, some sophomores were recruited and trained by professional instructors for a month. Then these graduate student instructors will shoulder the military training of freshmen this semester. It is military training.These are related to their extra points and evaluations, so they seldom get soft just because they are juniors and juniors. Every instructor is very serious, and some platoons are still turbulent and full of gunpowder.

Gu Zhe and the others were even more unlucky.

The school has a spacious venue, and the instructors can choose the training place by themselves.The No.17 platoon where Gu Zhe and the others are in, the instructor is Brother Jiang, who majored in international trade in his own college.Brother Jiang was just as strict when he trained them on the first day, but since the No. 20 ninth row came to the field next to the military training on the second day, before Gu Zhe had time to be happy that it was his class, Senior Brother Jiang and The senior instructor in the opposite row heard that his surname was Zhang, and the two began to taunt each other inside and out.

Later, many people inquired about the reason for the quarrel between the two brothers.It is said that Gu Zhe's business school and Shan Hong's School of Life Sciences have always been at odds. It is a problem left over from history, and the specific reasons cannot be investigated; and in the instructor training during the summer vacation, the grades of the two seniors are always different. Up and down, a little unpleasantness happened, so the two became enemies.

But no matter what the reason was, after that, the instructors of the two platoons chased each other hard for training.Today our platoon has learned to turn left and turn right and then turn!Tomorrow our platoon has already started to go forward!Tonight we have learned half a set of military boxing!Tomorrow afternoon we will start running in small steps!

The freshmen are miserable. The instructors and seniors dare not let them rest during the break time, but during the training time, they often stand in a military posture for 10 minutes without moving.One turns left and right and repeats over and over again, making people turn into machines, and no small mistakes are allowed, otherwise they will definitely be punished, and they will be pulled out of the queue and keep doing the movements until they are completely correct. Brother Jiang will still Scolding on the side.

Brother Jiang majored in international trade, and he learned English very well. He also learned Japanese in his second degree. Every time he scolded them, he would scold them in three languages: Mandarin, English, and Japanese. It was very enjoyable to listen to, because a talented translator said that Brother Jiang was actually scolding the brothers in the 29th row.

Everyone lamented that the seniors could easily pass the eighth grade after being an instructor for this period, and the N1 is no problem.

The brother in the 29th row is probably studying animal behavior. Every movement and even the tone of brother Jiang’s speech, he can list at least one animal as an analogy, from protozoans, coelenterates, etc. to chordates. Gu Zhe estimated that after a week of military training, he would definitely be able to memorize every animal phylum and its representative animals.

The brothers and sisters really love the younger brothers and sisters, and they don’t forget to teach professional knowledge by the way during military training.

The author has something to say: Little Theater

Shan Xiaogong: Look at Xiaoshou on the opposite side~Look here~Look here~ Xiaogong here is tall, rich and handsome~ Please don't ignore~

Gu Xiaoshou: The opposite Xiaoshou? !Do you know how many ←_← there are in our building, which little subject do you want to hook up with?

Shan Xiaogong: ...the daughter-in-law on the opposite side look here~ look here~ look here~

Gu Xiaoshou: ╭(╯ε╰)╮

Shan Xiaogong: Aww~!