The female ticket looks exactly like her brother

Theater: The brain circuits of the two of you?

Gu Zhe:? ?

Theater: I can't connect at all.

On one side, Gu Zhe began to gossip with Wu Lili about his "date" for the day, while on the other side, Shan Hong was a little satisfied and went home with a little regret.

As soon as he got home, Zheng Yi, who had been waiting at home for a long time, took him to the game room and fought two games.Shan Hong was so excited that he just took advantage of the game to have a good time, so even with Hao Zeyu's help, Zheng Yi had no power to resist, and was tortured and killed by Shan Hong over and over again.

After playing two games, Shan Lang threw away the joystick and lay down on the ground with his body spread out in a large font.Zheng Yi went over to scratch the soles of his feet, but Shan Hong didn't respond.

"Zeyu, didn't you keep asking me why I called him the boss? That's why." Zheng Yi pointed to the soles of Shan Hong's feet and said to Hao Zeyu.

Hao Zeyu: "Are you scratching the soles of your feet?"

Zheng Yi nodded: "This guy didn't respond to being scratched at all! He didn't feel sore at all! It's too scary! Just like now!" He scratched again, and was kicked by the quilt.

"Do not bother me."

Zheng Yi climbed from Shan Hong's feet to his head: "Boss, I really want to criticize you for your attitude of always throwing away after use. By the way, I haven't asked you yet? How is it going today? My Is the strategy really useful?"

Shan Hong kicked Zheng Yi up on the head, then lay down and raised Erlang's legs: "Why does your strategy work? It's my own method that works."

Zheng Yi also lay down, and the two lay in opposite directions, head to head: "What can you do? You have never been in love."

Hao Zeyu sat aside, looked at the two of them with a smile and said, "Zheng Yi, I don't seem to have heard that you talked about it?"

Zheng Yi was depressed: "Cousin, are you the one who broke the stage like this? And I haven't talked about it, but I have a high EQ! It's not like Dan Hong, who has seduced so many girls with one face, but in the end it still has a low EQ face Scared everyone away."

Hearing what he said, Shan Luo was a little nervous: "Are you really going to be scared away?"

When the Ferris wheel turned to the highest point, Shan Lang tricked Gu Ling to focus on his hands and then made a sneak attack: "It's my wish inside." I want to kiss you.

After that, the two looked at each other dumbfounded and expectantly, until the Ferris wheel turned to the ground again, the staff opened the door for them, Gu Ling touched her face and said, "I'm urgent to pee!" Rushed into the bathroom not far away.

Shan Hong waited there happily, feeling very excited.

Finally got kissed!From today onwards, they will be real boyfriend and girlfriend!

After a while, Shan Lang received Gu Ling's WeChat message: "My aunt is here, help me buy a pack of sanitary napkins." 』

In Shan Lang's thinking, buying sanitary napkins = private matters = matters between boyfriend and girlfriend = Gu Ling regards him as a real boyfriend = they are really in love!

So he happily went to the convenience store, and whispered to the store owner, "I'm here to help my girlfriend buy sanitary napkins." Although the volume was low, the pride in his tone was not small.

The owner of the store has a dog's expression on his face: I'm not here to buy TT, I'm proud of my wool!You can't do anything for at least three days!Those girls next to you are still crazy, they have a girlfriend!You have no chance!Enough is enough!This face-seeking world!

When Shan Lang bought the sanitary napkins back, she received Gu Ling's WeChat message: "I borrowed them from the sisters next door. I've already gone home."Thanks. 』

Shan Lang hurriedly sent back a WeChat message: "It's inconvenient for you to go back alone, is it uncomfortable?"Does it hurt?Where are you now? 』

He went to the website again, found an article "What to do about Dysmenorrhea", read it carefully, summarized it concisely and sent it to Gu Ling.Gu Ling gave him a row of dots, and then replied: "It doesn't hurt.Not everyone suffers.I am very good alone. 』

Shan Hong originally wanted to continue to show off her boyfriend power, but had no choice but to go home.Get in the car and see that the clothes I bought for Gu Ling are still in the car, and tomorrow I can go to the Dimensional Wall to find Gu Ling!

Now Shan Hong thinks back, was Gu Ling really urgent to urinate or was she frightened by herself?

Seeing the nervous look on the face of Shan Hong with low EQ, Zheng Yi couldn't joke with him: "Boss, why are you nervous? You used to ignore those people and scare them away with your cool and domineering face. Yes. But you have always been such an idiot to Gu Ling, how could you scare him away?"

Hao Zeyu: Compared with ignoring an idiot, it is easier to scare people away, right?

"Tell us first, are you really together? Did you really confess your love?"

"Why are you asking so much, it's time to eat." Shan Lang would never tell them such a private matter about kissing.

Zheng Yi and Hao Zeyu stayed for dinner.

While eating, Zheng Yi asked, "Why didn't Gu Zhe come over today?"

Shan Hong said: "He said that he would have dinner with his aunt tonight. He has also attended so many days of classes, let him take a break."

Shan Ye glared at his brother resentfully: I am the one who should rest the most!The gaze was confiscated, and Shan Hong saw it, and got a burst of chestnut.

Zheng Yi laughed and said, "Boss, Gu Zhe will be your uncle from now on~"

Shan Lang recalled that she really called Gu Zhe uncle at Gu Zhe's house last night. He raised his head and looked down at Gu Zhe's thick eyelashes from above, sweeping them up and down like a fan. If it wasn't for that short hair, he would have thought that Gu Ling was standing in front of him.The twins are really amazing.

The next day Shan Lang went to pick up Gu Ling as usual.

Gu Zhe didn't reply to the good night WeChat message from Shan Hong last night before going to bed, and this morning he struggled for a while, wondering if he should abduct him to No. [-] Middle School.Still, Wu Lili couldn't stand his twats, so she walked away by herself, and said as she walked, "I wonder if the plan to train you to be weak needs to be adjusted. This attribute is too painful, although I No eggs."

Gu Zhe hesitated again and again, and turned to the door of No. [-] Middle School. Shan Lang waited there as usual, holding a cup of hot milk tea on his mobile phone. As soon as he saw Gu Zhe, he stuffed the milk tea in Gu Zhe's hand: "It's hot, even if it doesn't hurt. And drink more water."

Gu Zhe took the milk tea with a little embarrassment.Yesterday, when he was in a hurry, he couldn't think of any other way to "tune the tiger away from the mountain". Just when the girl next door asked him in a low voice if he had brought his aunt's towel, he thought of using his aunt to trick Shan Hong into leaving, and then he sneaked away.Seeing Shan Hong being so serious now, he felt a little guilty.

The two were about to go to the Dimensional Wall together, when Gu Zhe suddenly turned around and threw himself into Shan Hong's arms, his whole face buried in his clothes.Shan Lang thought that Gu Ling was touched by her thoughtfulness, smiled, reached out and pinched the back of Gu Ling's neck, and imitated the tone of the boy in the haunted house yesterday and said: "Fool, I should be nice to you, don't be so moved .”

Gu Zhe didn't bother to listen to what he said, he kept digging into Shan Lang's arms, and then asked in a low voice: "Excuse me, there is a person in a blue dress on the street in front of you on the left, my aunt, is she still there?" Is there?"

Shan Yang looked over to what he said, and she really saw Gu Zhe's aunt, who happened to be walking this way.Could it be that not only Gu Ling can't meet Gu Zhe, but also her aunt?Or is it that her aunt doesn't want to see her?

"She's coming this way."

"Let's go to the side. Don't stand at the door, remember to cover my face."

"Okay." Shan Hong hugged Gu Ling and walked to the side.

When Gu Mengtian passed by, he glanced at the two of them.After all, it was at the gate of the school, and these two were hugging each other standing next to each other, everyone had to take a second look.However, Gu Mengtian has always been praised by the students as the most considerate teacher. The reason is that she has never been troublesome to students who violate discipline and turn a blind eye. There are so many class teachers, but they are very persuasive and have a strong grasp of the students' psychology.

Seeing two students who looked like men and women hugging each other at the school gate, Gu Mengtian wanted to pretend that he didn't see anything, but Shan Hong's face is not so easy to be ignored.She quickly remembered that this was the elder brother of the tuition student who went home with Gu Zhe the night before.She couldn't help but look at the person in Shan Hong's arms twice, Shan Hong noticed her gaze, smiled and nodded at her.Gu Mengtian forced a smile to respond to him, and when she saw Shan Hong looking down at the person in her arms with a doting smile, she turned her head and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Little Ling," Shan Hong called Gu Zhe softly, "Your aunt went to school, she didn't find you."

Gu Zhe raised his head from Shan Hong's arms, dragging people away: "Then let's go to work quickly, we're going to be late." I didn't expect my aunt to go back to school suddenly during the summer vacation, and I almost bumped into it, so thrilling!

Gu Zhe still remembers playing house with Wu Lili once when he was a child. At that time, Wu’s mother received a half-new navy suit for a child from someone else. Wu Lili liked it very much. She wore that navy suit and asked Gu Zhe to wear her skirt. , playing the bloody story of a soldier rescuing the eldest lady. After being bumped into by Aunt Gu who was returning home, she sent Wu Lili home, then stripped Gu Zhe's skirt, and whipped him severely with a feather duster. .Gu Zhe was then confined for a month. Aunt Gu went to work during the day and locked Gu Zhe in the room. Wu Lili couldn't get in even when she came, so she had to sit outside the door and chat with Gu Zhe, and slipped home before Aunt Gu got off work.

Also after that, Aunt Gu enrolled Gu Zhe in a bunch of Sanda classes, Taekwondo and other interest classes. The elementary school even sent him to Shaolin School for three months. Later, I heard that the management of Shaolin School was very chaotic. It was okay for the children to be beaten by the coach, and some were even molested, so she took Gu Zhe back to ordinary elementary school to study.

If Aunt Gu found out that Gu Zhenan was disguised as a woman and working on the Dimensional Wall, Gu Zhe estimated that he might die.I worked hard for this job before, but I actually felt a little bit against my aunt.And my aunt is so opposed to her own women's clothing. If she comes out in the future, in the fixed thinking of the elders, gays are a bunch of sissies, and it will be more difficult for my aunt to accept.Alas, I still want to be a weak person.

Gu Zhe led Shan Hong all the way to the dimension wall, and Shan Hong's heart finally settled down.

Kiss = relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend, Gu Ling did not object = she agreed, and Gu Ling took her own hand to go to work = we started a formal relationship.Well, very good.

small theater

Shan Xiaolang: Aw~wow~!

Gu Zhe: What did he say?

TT7: I finally have a daughter-in-law.