The female ticket looks exactly like her brother

Plot: Yo, date.

Gu Zhe: ←_←

"Hey, Gu Zhe."

"Huh?" What the hell is this guy trying to do?

"It's the first time I've stayed at a friend's house like this. It's a novelty. I don't think I might be able to sleep tonight."

"It's also the first time I have a friend staying at home...it's quite novel. How about we chat? No, you have to go back to your room to sleep."

"Hey, I'll go back to sleep when I'm sleepy after chatting. By the way, I'm pretending to be a couple with your sister Gu Ling, do you have any objection?"

"……No."

"Your relatives are also strange. They don't want you two to meet and live in the same area. Isn't it easy to bump into each other? How long has it been since you two met?"

"...It's been a long time, I forgot."

"Do you miss her? But you two can see each other when you look in the mirror, and it's probably hard to see each other for a long time?" Shan Lang usually seems to be not very kind to her younger brother, but in the past two years, his stupid brother has been sent to G City Come to school, he still misses him sometimes.No matter how you say it, he is almost regarded as the younger brother brought up by him.Comparing Gu Zhe's two brothers and sisters, the twins are the same age, and they are not considered to be taking care of the other, and they have been separated since childhood. Maybe the relationship is really not deep.

"...Probably just like what you said, when you look in the mirror, it's as if you met each other, and you don't feel anything." Gu Zhe was speechless in his heart, who would think about himself when he was free or not.

Gu Zhe didn't want to talk about "Gu Ling" with Shan Yan anymore, not only to change the subject, but also because he was really curious, so he asked: "Don't talk about me, I'm just curious, what is the relationship between you and Zheng Yi and Hao Zeyu? Huh? How did Zheng Yi call you the boss? I never heard anyone say that Hao Zeyu had two friends like you at school before."

"..."

"Hey, Shan Lang."

"..."

"Hello? Shan Hong?" Gu Zhe took a closer look, and found that Shan Hong had closed his eyes, breathing slowly... and fell asleep.

"..." Didn't you mean that you will be too excited to sleep tonight? !And what's the matter with this second sleep function? !I agreed to climb back to the room to sleep by myself when I was sleepy, what should I do now? !

Gu Zhe tried to wake him up: "Wake up! Shan Hong! Wake up! Hey!"

Someone was sleeping like a pig with no signs of waking up.

Fuck!Do you want me to take him back? !Am I determined to be the weak one? !

Gu Zhe got up angrily, squatted down and looked at Shan Hong for a while, stretched his left hand behind his neck, put his right hand around Shan Hong's feet and passed through his knees, and pulled him up hard, hugging him like a princess stand up.In less than two seconds, he bent down and threw the person back.

His heart was full of "FUCK" on the screen at this time, and he had never seen himself so sad, although this guy Shanhong didn't know that he was gay.It's okay to fight Gu Zhe, but it's still very difficult to carry a boy who is taller and stronger than him back to his room like this.He could only half drag and half hug him back.

Ah, I should take a photo of Princess Shanhong in my arms just now to leave a dark history for him.It's a pity that we are understaffed.

Gu Zhe wrapped one hand of Shan Hong around his neck, while he grabbed the person with one hand and put his arm around the waist of the person, and carried Shan Hong... back to the room.On a night when the temperature dropped slightly due to the typhoon, Gu Zhe was sweating all over.

The weather on the second day was very good. It rained most of the night, and the air in G City was filled with water vapor and the fragrance of plants.The sun came out early, but the sunlight was not too intense. It happened to evaporate some of the accumulated water on the ground. The weather like this was very refreshing.

Aunt Gu got up early and went to the cram school to attend classes. Before she left, she ordered Gu Zhe to get rid of her before eight o'clock.Gu Zhe went to the room to call for someone after she went out.

Pushing the door open and looking inside, Shan Hong was still sound asleep, with the pillow in his arms, lying on his side with his back to the room door.Gu Zhe knelt on the bed, reached out to push his back: "Get up!"

After pushing and yelling for a long time, just like last night, Shan Hong couldn't wake up at all.Gu Zhe was irritable.How can someone sleep in seconds at night and can't wake up in the morning? !God is annoying!How about trying to wake him up?

Thinking of this, Gu Zhe threw himself on Shan Hong's back, stretched his hands to pull Shan Hong's face, and pulled from both sides: "Sleep God! Sleeper! Get up!"

Shan Hong is used to sleeping with his plush bear in his arms, this time he sleeps at Gu Zhe's house with nothing in his arms, and when he fell asleep in the middle of the night, he hugged the pillow into his arms.As soon as Gu Zhe was pressed down, he vaguely felt the weight of the plush bear come back, he let go of the pillow, turned over and hugged Gu Zhe, buried his head in the crescent of his neck, and continued to sleep.

Gu Zhe blushed.

Shan Hong hugged him tightly, but for Gu Zhe who really wanted to struggle, no one could force him.

Breaking free from Shan Lang's arms, Gu Zhe said that he did his best and didn't want to worry about him anymore.Anyway, if my aunt doesn't come back during the day, she won't know when they will go out.

Gu Zhe, who convinced himself in this way, went to wash himself.After washing, I found that there was still no movement in the room, so I went into the kitchen to make breakfast.There were only a few eggs left in the refrigerator. Gu Zhe cooked a small pot of porridge, fried two poached eggs, and found a can of olives from the cabinet.

Gu Zhe took the porridge to the dining table outside to dry, and found that the door of the room was open and the door of the bathroom was closed.He shouted: "Shan Lang, come out and have breakfast."

Accustomed to Aunt Liu gently knocking on the door every morning and waiting for him to respond before calling him softly to get up for breakfast, Shan Hong, who was peeing, trembled in shock...

Gu Zhe filled two bowls of porridge and sat at the dining table waiting for Shan Hong.After Shan Lang came out of the bathroom, he kept wiping his hands with paper towels, and Gu Zhe handed him a towel: "Here, this towel is good for wiping hands."

Shan Lang waved his hand: "No, I'll just use a tissue."

Gu Zhe remembered what Wu Lili said, those rich people in the novel are very particular, they even have to use special hand towels for wiping their hands.Well, let him use a tissue then.

Shan Lang pulled out the chair and sat down at the dining table, looked at the things on the dining table: "You made it?"

Gu Zhe picked up the chopsticks: "There is nothing in the refrigerator, I just fried two eggs, this is very easy."

Shan Hong looked at the chopsticks again, and asked, "Can I have a spoon?"

Gu Zhe got up and brought him a spoon: "It seems that you also use chopsticks when you eat, so why do you have to use a spoon to eat porridge?"

Shan Yan took it with his left hand, thought for a while, and felt really embarrassed to tell the truth, so he just nodded his head and said "hmm".

Gu Zhe watched him wield the spoon with his left hand, and asked again: "How do you eat poached eggs like this?"

Shan Lang: "..." My heart is so stuffy.

Seeing that he didn't change hands, Gu Zhe silently helped him separate the egg into small pieces. Shan Lang scooped a piece of egg with a spoon, and then spooned a mouthful of porridge, like a child eating porridge.Gu Zhe remembered the childish energy of eating rice noodles when he first met Shan Hong, and secretly suppressed a smile.

Shan Hong took two bites, pointed to the olive vegetable jar and asked Gu Zhe: "What is this? It says on the jar, olive-olive-vegetable? Vegetable?"

"You haven't eaten it? Let me try it for you?" Seeing him, Gu Zhe nodded seriously, and put a small chopstick in his spoon with his serving chopsticks, "This olive oil is rich and a bit salty, you first Taste a little."

Shan Hong took another spoonful of porridge and ate it together, chewed it twice: "Well, it's quite delicious, where's the special product? I'll ask Aunt Liu to buy some when I go back."

“A specialty from the supermarket.”

"what?"

"You can sell them anywhere, any special products." Gu Zhe tried his best to hold back his laugh.

"...By the way, I remember that I seemed to be sleeping on the floor last night. Why did I wake up in your room?"

Gu Zhe fooled him: "You walked back to sleep by yourself."

Shan Lang thought and thought, but he didn't remember when he went back to the room to sleep: "I went back to the room before eleven o'clock?"

Gu Zhe shook his head: "I don't know, I didn't look at my phone."

"My phone freezes at eleven o'clock at night, and no one can wake me up. I should have gone back before eleven o'clock, but why don't I remember it at all?" Shan Hong didn't lose his memory, but he clearly remembered that he had been with Gu Gu all the time. Zhe was lying together, really can't understand why he was on the bed when he woke up.

Only then did Gu Zhe know that Shan Hong actually had a sleep setting of eleven o'clock, so he could only say, "Actually, I helped you back, and you wouldn't wake up no matter what." He dared not say that he wanted to go back at first Yes, it was still the princess hug. Although it failed, the picture was so beautiful that he didn't even dare to recall it.

Then asked: "Do you still have the setting that you have to wake up naturally?"

"I'm used to waking up at eight o'clock. If you want to wake me up, you have to make a lot of trouble. I didn't feel anyone calling me this morning." A certain sleeper said without any shame, and suddenly woke up for Gu Zhe's summer vacation. Interested, "Didn't you say that there are part-time jobs during the day? Where do you work? I'll go and see with you."

Gu Zhe: ...

"My friend suddenly proposed to see my working life during the summer vacation, but I not only disguised as a man to work as a woman, but also pretended to be a couple with him as a girl. He didn't know that we were the same person.Now he is by my side, what should I do, wait online. 』

"..."

『Lily, stop nodding, tell me what to do? 』

"You mean single?Why is he by your side at this time ←_←』

"Last night, he sent me home after tutoring and stayed overnight at my house. 』

"Your aunt didn't cut him out with a kitchen knife?Are you still alive?You share a bed together? 』

"Don't gossip at this time, okay, I'll make it clear to you in the future, I secretly hid in the toilet to send you a message, and he thought I was constipated if I stayed too long!" 』

"As a small subject, I really can't give the impression of being constipated. 』

"..."

"In this way, you send him a message as Gu Ling, saying that you took a vacation with the boss today and want to go shopping, so that he doesn't have to pick you up for work. 』

"……that's all? 』

"that's all. 』

"What does this have to do with the question I am asking you for help?He doesn't have to pick up Gu Ling, so he has more reason to follow Gu Ling's brother-it's me!Follow along to work! 』

"You'll know when you post it. 』

Gu Zhe found Shan Hong’s WeChat account, made sure that he had switched to “You just went to the bowl”, and then sent him a WeChat message: “Shan Hong, I took a vacation with the boss today and wanted to go shopping, you don’t need to pick me up.” go to work. 』

Shan Lang didn't reply in seconds this time.

Gu Zhe waited for quite a while, almost wanting to go to the toilet, Shan Hong replied two times in a row: "What do you want to buy?"I know that a plaza opened today, and there are many brand stores in it. You can buy everything, and there is a [-]% discount for the opening, and the membership card is free!I can drive you there, and if you buy a lot, I can help you carry things. 』

"Let's make an appointment at a time and place, and I'll pick you up?" 』

Gu Zhe: The style of this first WeChat...why is it so similar to Zheng Yi?

After receiving Gu Ling's WeChat message, Shan Hong, who immediately called Zheng Yi, had already changed back into his clothes, and was waiting for Gu Ling's reply. He immediately ran home to get dressed, and then asked Uncle Liu to get the car keys. .

Gu Zhe understood Wu Lili's meaning this time, the revised version of Tiao Hu Li Shan.But how did she figure that Shan Hong would definitely change her mind and go shopping with "Gu Ling"?What if Shan Yang still wants to follow her to work?

Thinking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao's WeChat will arrive.

"Did I get back to you?Do you mean to go shopping with you?I guess it must be.You made an appointment with him to pick you up at the Dimensional Wall at ten o'clock, and I've asked the boss for leave for you.Come over to me as soon as Shan Hong is gone, and I'll make you some clothes. 』

"What are you doing? 』

"A date. 』

"Who and who? 』

"You just pretend, of course it's you and Shan Lang.Don't miss this rare opportunity to go shopping with handsome guys! 』

"We're not really a couple.And he doesn't even know I'm a man. 』

"Who said only couples can go shopping together?How many times have I been shopping with you?Want me to be responsible for you?I will try my best to satisfy you with phantom limbs. 』

"...Foul Demon King [Manual Goodbye]"

"Don't push me, send him away quickly, come over to my house, and I have to try on clothes for you, I have made several sets, I don't know which one is the most suitable. 』

Gu Zhe quickly asked again: "By the way, how do you know that he will definitely say that he wants to go shopping with me?" 』

"Not with you, but with "Gu Ling".There is a cute girl on one side and a rough guy on the other. If it were you, who would you choose? 』

Just as Gu Zhe wanted to complain, Wu Lili reacted first: "Oh, I can't use you as an example, of course you choose a rough guy." 』

"..."

"I've said it long ago, I told you to learn weak feeling, I told you to learn weak feeling!"You just don't learn!I did not learn well!So rough, who wants you! [dislike]"

"... woo woo woo"

"Weakness is humming! 』

Gu Zhe sent a WeChat message to Shan Hong as Wu Lili said, and Shan Hong replied "OK" in seconds, and then he heard Shan Hong coming and knocking on the bathroom door: "Gu Zhe, I'm sorry, I have to go back first? You well enough?"

Gu Zhe: Is it really going to leave the impression of constipation...

Gu Zhe put away his phone and opened the door, Shan Hong stood by the door, and said to him: "It's okay, if you have something to do, go first, I'll take you down." He was about to leave the bathroom, Shan Hong looked down , took two steps back: "You haven't washed your hands yet."

Gu Zhe: Uuuuuuuuuuuuu, Lily, I might really give people the impression of being constipated QAQ

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Shan Hong drove the small electric car, and wanted to rush back quickly, the problem was that the small electric car was not powerful, and the speed was unhurried, and it was daytime, and when Gu Zhe sent him downstairs just now, he said over and over again. Tell him not to go on the main road, and be careful not to be caught by the traffic police.

When Shan Hong finally came back to the door, Shan Ye opened the door for him, then put his arms around his chest, and snorted at him.

Shan Hong: "Why?" What kind of antenna did this stupid brother of the middle school put on an alien planet?

"Didn't you say to send Gu Zhe downstairs yesterday? Why did you spend the night at Gu Zhe's house?" Shan Ye was very angry, and he really wanted to see Gu Zhe's room! ! !Is Gu Zhe's room round? !Even the door is round!The pillows are fat, the bed frame is like a ball, and the pajamas are one-piece, with ears and tails. Once you lie on the bed, you bury them in the same style of quilt and blend with it!

Just thinking about it will make you cute!

But he couldn't go at all!Everything turned into foam!Beautiful foam!Although there was a flash of fire...what the hell, the school radio music is really brainwashing.

"Teacher Gu! Or Brother Zhe." Shan Yan smacked Shan Ye on the forehead, Shan Ye didn't care about maintaining his handsome, cool and domineering image, and put his hands on his forehead: "You don't care about me!"

"I don't care about you. I'm busy. Where's Uncle Liu?"

"Eating breakfast."

Uncle Liu, who heard the voice in the dining room, put down his chopsticks and came over and asked, "Young master is back. Since you were going to take Teacher Gu home yesterday, why didn't you ask me to drive you?" And Shan Ye used honorific titles, and Aunt Liu also used honorific titles for Shan Hong and the others in front of Uncle Liu.

Shan Lang shook her head: "I'm worried that he will be blamed by his family when he gets home. Of course, he will follow. It's also convenient to drive Aunt Liu's electric car. Let's not talk about that. I'm going to drive out later. Where are the keys?"

Uncle Liu leaned slightly, lowered his head and listened to Shan Hong's words, and asked, "Young master wants to drive out? I remember that the young master's driver's license doesn't seem to be passed yet."

Shan Lang: "...soon."

Uncle Liu nodded, and said firmly, "Then let me serve the young master."

Shan Lang: "..." I just want to drive and look cool, so can't you cooperate?

Uncle Liu remained motionless: "Master, obeying the traffic rules is everyone's responsibility."

Shan Hong had no choice but to go back to the room to change clothes, and then Uncle Liu drove him to the hair salon as he said.

After watching Shan Hong leave, Gu Zhe immediately locked the door and went to Wu Lili's house.Wu Lili urged him to finish his breakfast, and she dragged Gu Zhe into the room before clearing the dishes.Gu Zhe saw that Wu Lili had placed several skirts on the bed, some were dresses, and some were paired together as a set.

"These are the skirts I picked out that fit your figure. Fortunately, you are only five centimeters taller than me, and you are not very strong."

Gu Zhe was stabbed twice, and it was not enough to vomit blood in his heart. Wu Lili directly stuffed a skirt into his hand: "Try this one first. Hurry up, I'll give you half a minute. The door is coming in." Wu Lili said as she walked out of the room and closed the door behind her.

Wu Lili is the kind of person who does what she says. She will definitely push the door open after half a minute of talking. Gu Zhe didn't care about it. He thought that he had worn maid uniforms and female Han uniforms for so long, isn't it just a skirt? What's this?So I quickly changed clothes.

Wu Lili opened the door and came in to have a look, and burst out laughing.

The one that Gu Zhe tried was a sleeveless shirt dress with a stand-up collar. It was originally a dress that could add to the temperament. Gu Zhe is slender and looks like a girl, but he is still a boy anyway, so his shoulders are wider than Wu Lili. , which also caused him to wear this sleeveless shirt dress, which looked weird, especially since he has no breasts... The upper body of this skirt is shirt-style, and it looks really...more attractive than having breasts Attention.

When Gu Zhe was wearing work clothes, that is, maid clothes or Hanfu, he refused to wear a bra. Wu Lili had to stuff two breast pads on both sides of his chest, which looked similar to A cups.But those clothes are corset-style, so the stuffed breast pads won't fall off. This time I'm wearing normal clothes, but there's no way to stuff the breast pads.

Wu Lili asked Gu Zhe to try on two sleeves, but they were not very satisfied.She walked around Gu Zhe several times, rubbed her chin and thought about it, she felt that it must be the chest problem.

"If you don't want to wear a bra, can you stick it on?" Wu Lili asked.Gu Zhe said he didn't understand, and Wu Lili took out a roll of tape and explained briefly.It is to pile up the breast meat first, then tape them tightly, and squeeze a cleavage.

Gu Zhe: ...Ya Butterfly!

Wu Lili was a little angry. She opened the closet and searched again. She suddenly remembered that she had bought two and a half bra-style vests when she was just growing up in junior high school. After wearing one, she felt uncomfortable. Then she put it away, and she probably hasn’t thrown it away yet. , and the other has not been worn yet.Wu Lili searched for a while, and finally let her find it.

Gu Zhe took the underwear called "vest" from Wu Lili - it comes with a chest pad, and it is only half the length, which is similar to a chest wrap.Bras are too embarrassing, so Gu Zhe refuses to wear them, but he can still accept this "vest".

Wu Lili found him another set of white skirts she wore in her freshman year of high school, which consisted of a white knee-length skirt and a white top. , attached to the sleeves, a very ladylike dress that also conceals a flat chest.Wu Lili liked this dress very much when she saw it on Taobao, but after she bought it and put it on, she realized that it would make her big chest bigger, so she could only stuff it into the depths of the closet depressedly.When I was just looking for a vest, I turned it out together.

Gu Zhe changed into a vest and a skirt, Wu Lili looked again and again, and then took out the two breast pads that Gu Zhe was familiar with: "Put them in."

Gu Zhe: "...why do you still need to stuff it?"

Wu Lili: "It's still too young."

Gu Zhe: "...I don't think it's small."

Wu Lili: "Damn you, shut up!"

Gu Fei, a straight man, doesn't know how to appreciate a flat-chested weak Shou Zhe, so he took the breast pad and stuffed it in. Wu Lili finally found it pleasing to the eye, so she began to put makeup on Gu Zhe and put on a wig.

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Due to the heavy rain in the middle of the night last night and a small typhoon, the weather in G City this morning is humid and cool, but this can't stop the girls' enthusiasm for wearing short skirts. The love of shorts.

At the door on the first floor of the Dimensional Wall stood a girl in a white dress with a knee-length skirt.The girl had brown bob hair, was carrying a small white handbag, and was wearing a pair of flat-soled princess shoes. She was slender and cute, especially with her already cute slightly round face, which made people want to pinch her. a handful.

Gu Zhe was very uncomfortable standing alone at the gate of the dimension wall.This is the second time he has not accompanied Wu Lili when he is wearing women's clothing, and the last time was when he delivered food to Shan Yang's family.However, I was wearing a maid outfit before, and I could pretend to be playing cosplay, but this time I was wearing a casual dress!The skirt that ordinary girls are used to wearing!Not cosplay!I have to go shopping with Shanhong!Can he call Shan Hong now and say that he doesn't want to go shopping anymore?

Speaking of which, there are still many ways to refuse Shan Lang to follow me this morning, right? !Why did I just listen to Lily?How about I go back now?But I can't go home, it would be bad if my neighbor saw me and told my aunt.Lily was at work again and couldn't go back to her house.Fuck!So we still have to make an appointment with Shan!

Just when Gu Zhe was extremely regretful and wanted to persuade himself to leave directly, a black low-key luxury car slid in front of him.

Gu Zhe: "..." Didn't Chen Nannan find those three gangsters yesterday, did I really mess with the underworld?

The car door opened, and Gu Zhe took a step back, looking defensively at the person who got out of the car—it turned out to be Shan Hong.

Shan Lang is wearing a pair of white casual cropped pants and a blue-gray fine-check shirt with two buttons on the neckline. He has obviously changed his hairstyle. With his head tilted back, he looks very energetic, which sets off his sword eyebrows. His eyes are deeper.

Let Gu Zhe sum up the feeling that Shan Lang gave him at the moment, that is, handsome and handsome.

In fact, Uncle Liu has been driving Shan Hong to the Dimension Wall for a while, and the car has been parked not far from the gate of the Dimension Wall. Shan Hong stared at Gu Ling standing at the door, and then remembered that it was the first time he saw Gu Ling wear Clothes other than maid outfits and Hanfu.Unexpectedly, it is still very cute!Gu Ling in a dress!Gu Ling with short hair!Super cute Gu Ling!

It took a while for the idiot Shan Lang to ask Uncle Liu to drive over, and then get out of the car to play handsome.

"Gu Ling, I'm sorry, I'm late, and I asked you to wait for me." Shan Hong spoke in a low voice, his voice was a little heavy, and he sounded a little domineering.

The first thought in Gu Zhe's mind was not how handsome he was, but - "The Boy of the Underworld Prince"... Damn it!Why do you want to turn yourself into a male favorite!No, the focus is wrong, why would I think of that bloody sensual novel at a time like this? !

"The Lover of the Underworld Prince" lay silently on Shanhong's phone.

Gu Zhe realized what Shan Lang said, and quickly said, "No, I came early."

Shan Hong turned around and opened the door for Gu Zhe, Gu Zhe sat in with a slightly complicated mood, and Shan Hong blocked the roof of the car with his hand in a gentlemanly manner.Then Shan Hong got into the car from the other end, sat down, said "Let's go" to Uncle Liu, and Uncle Liu responded "Okay, young master." and drove out.

"..." Gu Zhe's heart was full of barrage on the screen.

Fuck!Master!I couldn't help thinking of "The Boy of the Underworld Prince" again!Are there really people in this world who call their boss master and master?The world of the rich really doesn't understand.Speaking of which, Shan Hong's family doesn't even have a villa, but they can afford a driver who calls them young master!Looking at the domineering president Gong and the mafia prince Gong in the novel, none of them live in villas, and some even have one in the east, south, west and north of the city, plus a commercial building in the center of the city, and suites bought in various wealthy districts.After all, a novel is just a novel.

Dad sneezed at Shan Lang who was selling villas in City C.

"Is it because the quilt I covered you last night was too thin and cold?" Gu Zhe asked.

Uncle Liu, who has been driving smoothly for more than ten years, almost slipped.

Shan Hong was a little surprised by Gu Ling's tone, as if she had covered him with a quilt.No, maybe it was Gu Zhe and Gu Ling who said that they are twins, maybe they have some kind of "synesthesia"?

Shan Hong rubbed her nose: "No, it wasn't cold last night. I slept until dawn, and your brother couldn't wake me up even if he said so."

Gu Zhe: "..." It's not just that I can't wake up, it's that I can't wake up under pressure, "Where are we going now?"

"It's the newly opened plaza I told you about on WeChat. There are hundreds of stores in it. You can buy everything there. What do you want to buy?"

Wu Lili would definitely not wear the dress Gu Zhe was wearing. He thought he was going to go shopping anyway, so he bought one and gave it back to Lili.Then he said, "I want to buy a dress for Lily."

The new square is in the next door area, and it took about 10 minutes for Uncle Liu to arrive.For Gu Ling, a girl who might be being pursued by his young master, Uncle Liu wanted to observe closely so that he could report to the master, although the master might not take it seriously.But Shan Hong got off the car and said to him directly: "Uncle Liu, then I will go shopping with Gu Ling alone, and I will call you if I need a car."

Uncle Liu: This is when light bulbs are despised.

In Zheng Yi's impression, girls like shopping, especially when there are discounts, so he recommended this new plaza that opened today to Shan Hong.However, Gu Zhe is actually a man, even if he is Shou, he is still a man. Although he often goes shopping with Wu Lili, he is still not interested in shopping.

The problem is that he is a woman in the eyes of both Shan Hong and Zheng Yi.

When Gu Zhe and Shan Lang took the elevator from the underground garage to the square on the first floor, his heart was broken.

There are three floors in the entire square. At first glance, the people are all in the crowds of the public. Child on shoulders.

Is this the people from the entire G city running here? !Don't you all have to go to work today? !By the way, today is Saturday...

The air conditioner in the square was fully turned on, and Gu Zhe was a little cold at first, but after seeing so many people, the lively and boiling feeling made it impossible to calm down.

Single is happy.This is his first time shopping with his "girlfriend"!Although this "girlfriend" is still fake.And there are so many people, there are excuses...

"Ahem, there are so many people, we have to be careful not to get separated. Xiao Ling, let me hold you." Shan Hong took Gu Zhe's hand quickly and firmly before Gu Zhe agreed.

Gu Zhe didn't have any special reaction, Shan Hong was both relieved and a little disappointed.

Every time Gu Zhe went shopping with Wu Lili, sometimes Wu Lili would hold his arm or hold his hand when seeing many people, Gu Zhe got used to it.When Shan Hong first took him, he just felt that the posture of holding hands today was not right, and he didn't realize that the person beside him was not Wu Lili.When he remembered that it was Shan Hong who was holding him, he couldn't let go of his hand suddenly.

He saw a women's clothing store in front of him, and the clothes on the models in front of the window were all pretty, so he took the opportunity to draw out his hand and point to the store: "Let's go over there and have a look?" He silently gave himself a thumbs up. , full marks for acting!

Shan Hong followed Gu Zhe into the women's clothing store.

There are still quite a lot of people in the store, and the waiters are too busy, but after Shan Hong and Gu Zhe walked around the store for half a circle, several of them wanted to join in, and the last one moved the fastest, standing next to Gu Zhe: "This What kind of clothes do customers want to buy? Trousers or tops? Short skirts or long skirts?" While talking, she smiled at Shanhong.

Gu Zhe: "..." You recommend clothes to me, why are you smiling at him?

Shan Lang carefully looked at those clothes, especially some cute skirts, and said to Gu Zhe, "Try all you like, give Wu Lili what you think is suitable, and buy what suits you."

Gu Zhe secretly flipped through a white shirt, 199.I thought I had missed a decimal point, but I took a closer look, 199.0.

Oh.

Gu Zhe took Shan Hong's hand and went straight out of the shop.Shan Hong took the opportunity to hold hands again and asked, "What's the matter?"

Gu Zhe took a breath: "199 for a top! It's unreliable."

Shan Hong couldn't tell whether Gu Zhe thought it was expensive or too cheap, but he still thought it was quite cheap.He thought, if Gu Ling wanted to buy a skirt as a gift, it might be too cheap.So he echoed: "199? So cheap? Then don't buy it."

Gu Zhe: "..."

This time, it was Shan Hong who saw a women's clothing store branded as the front line of young girls' trends, and led Gu Zhe into it.His eyes were fixed on a bright pink dress.When such a "couple" walked into the store, no matter how many people were in the store, the shopping guide would notice them immediately, and immediately came to serve them, and at a glance, he could see Shan Hong's liking for the little foreign dress in his eyes.

So he took down the dress and said, "Is the handsome guy going to buy clothes for his girlfriend? This dress is pretty good. We are almost sold out, so this is the last one left."

Gu Zhe felt that the color of the skirt was hot on the eyes.But Shan Lang took the skirt directly, and stuffed it into Gu Zhe's hands: "Would you like to try this one?" Asked like that, his eyes were already full of anticipation...

Gu Zhe despaired of this face-seeking world, because he couldn't resist Shan Hong's beauty trick and went to try on that dress.The skirt is really pretty, but Gu Zhe really can't accept the bright pink color!So tender!So pink!

After changing his skirt in the dressing room, he hesitated for a while before going out.

There should be a sound of inhalation, a sound of admiration... I think too much.The shopping guide naturally praised it for its good looks. Shan Hong didn't say anything, just coughed twice and said, "I think it's not bad."

Gu Zhe looked in the mirror, but still felt his eyes were hot, so he was about to go back to the dressing room to change clothes, Shan Lang called him back: "Here are a few more that I asked the shopping guide to choose according to your figure, why don't you try them all?"

Since Gu Zhe was picked by a shopping guide, it would be unreasonable not to try, and Shan Hong's eyes are really... nothing to say.Give it a try, you won't be charged anyway.Gu Zhe remembered that he had forgotten to look at the price tag, so he hurriedly looked it up... he was determined not to buy it!

Shan Lang watched Gu Zhe take the clothes and go in to change again, very excited and looking forward to it.

That dress on Gu Ling just now is really cute!Gu Ling's whole body is made more tender by the bright pink color!She looks like a little loli he is familiar with! --Huh?Little loli?Which little loli is here?For a while, I really couldn't remember which little loli it was.Whatever it is, Gu Ling is the cutest anyway!

The few clothes that Shan Lang chose for Gu Zhe were either cute or ladylike.Gu Zhe tried one by one, and he thought one or two were good, but Danhong's evaluation always seemed to be very reluctant.

"Ahem, it's okay."

"good."

"not bad."

Gu Zhe changed back to his own skirt after trying on all the clothes. After leaving the dressing room, he saw Shan Lang standing at the counter, taking a few pockets from the cashier.Gu Zhe looked around the store, but there was no men's clothing.

He walked to the counter, and the shopping guide smiled at him very sweetly: "Do you want to try some other styles?"

Gu Zhe shook his head and patted Shan Hong's arm: "Let's go."

Shan Hong didn't take the initiative to hold the arm as he imagined, but instead got a buddy-style pat on the arm. Feeling a little depressed in his heart, he obediently followed.

Gu Zhe walked out of the women's clothing store and asked, "Who do you buy clothes for?"

Shan Lang raised the bag: "I think you look good in your clothes."

Gu Zhe clutched his heart, not because he was moved, but because he wanted to vomit blood: so expensive! ! !I can't afford to sell myself!

He stretched out his hand with a slight headache: "Where's the receipt? Let me see how much it is."

Shan Lang blinked: "It's open today, with a [-]% discount for the entire store, and I also issued a free membership card for you, which can give you an additional [-]% discount. In addition, I bought a total of four pieces and wiped off the odds. In fact, it didn't cost much." The [-]% discount for the whole store is true, but only the designated clothes are [-]% off, and the [-]% discount mentioned later is also fake.

Gu Zhe did the calculations in his mind according to what he said, and the four sets of clothes were calculated like this, about five hundred?It's still acceptable, "I'll send you a WeChat red envelope when I go back."

With her hands behind her back, Shan Hong shook her body and said with wandering eyes, "I won't accept your red envelope, please do me a favor and accompany me to a place this afternoon."

Gu Zhe thought about it, and it seems that it is not good to pay back the money directly, so he agreed to accompany Shan Hong first, and buy something to send back to him in the future.Gu Zhe nodded, and seeing a puff shop in front of him, he pointed to the shop and asked Shan Hong, "Do you eat puffs?"