The female ticket looks exactly like her brother

Plot: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Gu Zhe: I was robbed again, are you still laughing?

Plot: Yes, I'm waiting for you to raise your legs high.

Gu Zhe: ▼_▼

During work in the afternoon, Gu Zhe accidentally kept his mobile phone beside him, and glanced at his mobile phone when he heard the sound of WeChat.

The only one who can use this number to contact him is Shan Hong, and when he unscrews the screen, it turns out that Shan Hong is sending him a WeChat message.

"Shan Xiaoye is doing the English homework assigned by your brother, and he is talking on the phone with his classmates, let me listen to you"

"Voice 17""

"Voice 18""

"Voice 8""

"Voice 8""

Gu Zhe took out the earplugs and plugged them in, listening while continuing to work.It is estimated that Shan Lang secretly recorded by hiding by the door, Shan Ye's voice is a little far away, but it is still clear.

"I always feel that filling in the blanks in English grammar is like acting in a palace fight. You have to carefully consider the words and sentences of the protagonist, and also figure out the tone of them, so that you can make the right choice, otherwise, you have to "" See blood".What blood?fool!Red fork! 』

"Oh shit!Grammatical fill-in-the-blanks makes me so annoyed!Are you done yet?Finish it quickly!Then pass the answer back to me!Who said I copied!I am right!How about you tell me to show the tutor a paper with all the wrong answers?You can afford to lose your face because it's not your face?My face is more handsome than yours, I can't bear to lose it! 』

"Don't be long-winded, hurry up and do the questions for me, I will memorize the words, hang up, call me when you are done." 』

"Ambulence, ambulance...why is it so like "I can't die"?" 』

Gu Zhe was overjoyed to hear it, and then he heard a few ding dongs and looked at his phone.

"This guy, it turned out that he asked his classmates to help him with his homework, so he's really cunning."Tell your brother tonight, let your brother treat him well! 』

Gu Zhe returned to him in his free time: "Haha, since he is afraid of the red crosses, he will take the test tonight and give him some red crosses on the spot." 』

In the next few days, Gu Zhe almost repeated this kind of life.

In the morning, Gu Zhe and Wu Lili separated and turned to the gate of No. [-] Middle School. Shan Lang accompanied him to the Dimensional Wall, and stayed until lunch time with Gu Zhe after eating.In the afternoon, Shan Hong either stays at home or goes to learn how to drive.However, he is not on the wall of the dimension, and he has not disconnected from Gu Zhe.From time to time, I send Gu Zhe a WeChat message, saying what news he saw and discussing with Gu Zhe, what interesting things he encountered during the car learning process to share, or where to see some jokes and stories.

These methods were all taught by Zheng Yi, a guy who has never been in a relationship but has a lot of experience in flirting with girls.

Except for Wu Lili, Gu Zhe has never had such frequent private chats with anyone before, and it feels very funny, plus he has a low laugh point, every time he reads the jokes sent by Shan Hong, he can laugh for a long time, even if it is cold joke.

"I just saw a joke, let me tell you.It is said that a buddy said to his wife, hey, daughter-in-law, I made a fortune two days ago, and the old man said that I had a hurdle when I was 135 years old.Guess what his wife said? 』

"No, can people live to be 135 years old now? 』

"I just can't!"So his daughter-in-law said, why, the grave was dug up? 』

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Shan Yang felt that Gu Ling, a girl, was cute no matter how she looked when she met face to face, but she was quite bold online, just look at the rows of "hahaha".

Gu Zhe looked at the long line of "hahaha" he sent out, and felt regretful, and forgot what Lily said to be reserved┑(￣Д￣)┍The next joke came again: "There is another stupid Cute and stupid: When I first used QQ, I didn't understand it.During a chat, a netizen asked me, how to upgrade the QQ software?I don't know how to pretend to understand, answer, you uninstall the old one first, and I will tell you how to do it!So, half a minute later, the profile picture of the netizen turned gray.Since then, this person disappeared. 』

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After Gu Zhe sent out a series of hahaha, he regretted again.

Wu Lili came over to him and asked him: "What's so funny, you've been laughing for a long time?" Gu Zhe didn't show her the phone, but forwarded the joke to her on WeChat, Wu Lili glanced at it with a disappointed expression on his face, "Is this joke funny? ??"

It's not all Shanhong who is talking about himself alone, and Gu Zhe sometimes makes some complaints along with him.

A wolf: "I just saw a news that a new game has been released, and the characters are all old women, and then I found a group of young men to do an online test. 』

You just went to the bowl: "Old woman...is there really a market for this game... It's really hard work for these guys. 』

A wolf: "Haha, tell me, a man with a girl's heart is called a puppet; a man with an old woman's heart... what is it called?" 』

You just went into the bowl: "... old lady? 』

A wolf: "Ha, ha...Xiao Ling, your jokes are so cold..."

You just went into the bowl: "_"

The two of them were hilarious at one end, and at the other end, Chen Nannan pulled Liu Yao back several times, but they never talked to Shan Hong, but they also got a lot of information about Shan Hong, knew his name, knew him She is Zheng Yi's friend, and she knew that Shan Hong only started appearing frequently on the Dimensional Wall since that day when she came over.

She became more and more confident in her guess.She guessed that Shan Hong was Zheng Yi's friend, who was tricked by Zheng Yi and hooked up by Gu Ling, but after seeing her at the Dimensional Wall that day, Shan Hong might have been touched in her heart, so she began to go to the Dimensional Wall every day Reporting, he must be secretly observing himself!

Why can't people who like each other stay together? — because of obstacles.

What is the obstacle between her and Shan Lang? ——Gu Ling.

After getting off work that afternoon, Gu Zhe went home with Wu Lili as usual.Wu Lili saw that he sent a WeChat message before he left, and guessed it must have been sent to Shan Yang, saying that he was going home after get off work.When the two were walking together, Wu Lili asked, "Gu Xiaoshou, the two of you, you and Shanhong, what's your relationship now?"

"Ah? My friend." Gu Zhe replied very normally.

"It's really just friends? According to the development of romantic dramas, shouldn't you make a fake show and become a real couple?" Wu Lili thought of those campus romance novels she read on Jinjiang.com, where the male and female protagonists basically pretended to be lovers. They later became a real couple.

Gu Zhe patted her on the head with a smile: "You are already calling it a romance novel, let's not say that it is a novel and we are reality. Don't forget, I am a man."

Wu Lili patted his hand away: "You are a woman in Shan Wang's eyes."

"Then if he really likes me, that means he likes girls, straight guy. Are you sure you accept BE?"

Wu Lili grabbed Gu Zhe's hand: "I don't care what he does, I'll just ask you, do you like him?"

Gu Zhe said firmly, "No."

"Really do not have?"

"Really not. He looks like a straight man, how could I be so stupid to like him. The reason why I have been in touch with him so frequently recently is because he is helping me on the one hand, and on the other hand..." Gu Zhe sighed , "You know, apart from you, I haven't actually made any particularly good friends. It's kind of new. Not to mention, he's so handsome."

Gu Zhe has a very good personality outside, he is willing to help others, has excellent grades, and excellent skills. During his studies, he was very popular in the class. Everyone likes to play with him, but in fact he will really get close to him. But none.If there is such a question, let all the classmates and friends around Gu Zhe answer, "Please name your best friend", then no one will answer Gu Zhe. (Wu Lili is a member of the family) Maybe only when someone asks "Who are you who are easy to get along with and who are good friends?" will someone use him to gather more people.

"Don't worry, he is definitely only warm-hearted towards me, not to mention that as 'Gu Zhe' is also his younger brother's tuition teacher, maybe it is out of favor. In addition, straight men are always very tolerant and willing to show girls, this is you As you said, you can tell that Shan Hong is straight and straight. With such a premise, I dare not like him." Gu Zhe spread his hands.

Wu Lili shook Gu Zhe's hand, "Okay, it's fine if you don't like it."

Gu Zhe was surprised: "Didn't you think every day that I would find a boyfriend earlier? Why did you suddenly change your temper?"

Wu Lili rolled her eyes: "Yes, yes, I want you to find a boyfriend every day, but I am referring to the resources around you, okay? I asked, Shanhong and they are not from G City, they just Come over for a summer vacation. Not sure where everyone will go to school after school starts! Long-distance relationships between the opposite sex are so hard, let alone the same sex?

"And like you said, he is straight! If you really like him, I have to worry about you again? Alas, I heard that it is difficult to find a serious relationship in the gay circle, and they only talk about sex when they meet Pa, I'm afraid you won't find someone to fall in love with in the future. Why don't you try it now as a girl?"

Gu Zhe knocked on her chest: "You think too much, Wu Zhama."

"Okay, this idea of ​​mine is indeed a little bit wrong, you take me for a joke, Son of Hundan—ah!"

A person suddenly jumped out from behind Wu Lili, grabbed Wu Lili's bag hanging by her side, snatched it, and ran away.

Wu Lili: "..."

Gu Zhe: "..."

Why is this scene so familiar?