Little Taoist, don't run! [Entertainment]

Exorcising corpses is actually just a means of sending a person who died far away to go home, but the exorcising person used some means to move the dead corpse.Theoretically, it can be carried out during the day and night, but it’s just that the dead are walking in groups on the road, and it’s no wonder that ordinary people are not scared to death. Therefore, most morticians travel at night to avoid the activities of strangers. Shuttle in the mountains and forests.

It is always said that this profession is mysterious and creepy. After all, it is to deal with the dead, and it is unlucky for anyone to say.There are special cadaver artisans for exorcising corpses. These people are not considered members of the Taoist sect, but there are also some Taoist priests who can do the same. Therefore, gradually, the rule that all corpse exorcisers wear Taoist robes gradually took shape.Earlier, as long as someone heard someone ringing a bell, they would know that the corpse chaser was on their way, and they would naturally know to avoid it.

It's just that modern society advocates science, and most people don't believe that these things will really happen, and as the man in the yellow robe said, mountains and forests are being developed everywhere. It has become a tourist attraction, and there has long been no fixed hidden road for the corpse hunters to go.

"Hold your breath."

Mao Xiaosheng walked slowly to Ji Qi who was lying on the ground, said something softly, and reached out to pat him on the shoulder.Unexpectedly, as soon as his fingers touched the man's clothes on the ground, Ji Qi suddenly opened his hand, turned his head and looked at him in horror, as if he couldn't believe what he saw in front of him.

"I told you to go..." Seeing Ji Qi's shocked look, Mao Xiaosheng shook his head slightly, stretched out his hand again, and stood up with Ji Qi, whose legs and feet were weak, and retreated to the side.Before, he was always worried that Ji Qi would not be able to accept it after knowing the truth, but now it seems that his worry is not superfluous, and he has not stopped him yet.

Ji Qi let Mao Xiaosheng help him under a big tree with a dazed face, still staring at the few corpses not far away with wide eyes, still unable to believe what he saw It's all true.He has never believed that there are ghosts and gods in the world, nor does he believe that there are any true Taoists in the world. Ji Qi always believes that those who believe in those masters are people with ghosts in their hearts or lack of greed.But the four people standing in front of him are really...dead... At this moment, he only felt the waves in his head, and the sky was turned upside down, and he even wanted to roll his eyes and faint, and when he woke up, he found that it was just a dream...

Mao Xiaosheng didn't know how to comfort Ji Qi, after all, it was really difficult for a person who never believed in ghosts, gods, Taoism to accept what happened before him.After hesitating for a moment, he said, "Let's go...you... just pretend you didn't see anything..." Even he himself felt that such an excuse was extremely lame.

"I... just patted the dead... on the shoulder..." Ji Qi slowly raised his trembling right hand, and said intermittently.

"Um……"

"I also said...to save them..."

"Um……"

Turning his head stiffly and staring blankly at Mao Xiaosheng with a tangled face, Ji Qi had an unlovely expression on his face, wishing he could crash his head against the tree beside him, moved his lips unnaturally, and said with a smirk: "Hehe...I'm going to go back and chop off this hand..."

Looking at Ji Qi who was about to be frightened into a fool, Mao Xiaosheng was at a loss, he had never seen this person being hit like this before, Ji Qi was usually arrogant and domineering, or On the set of filming, he is extremely dedicated to his work. Although he is a bit cheap, he is still kind to him... Thinking of this, Mao Xiaosheng suddenly remembered the temperature on his lips just now, and blushed shyly at this embarrassing moment stand up.

"Little liar..." At this moment, Ji Qi suddenly called Mao Xiaosheng, and with his left hand, he went around behind Mao Xiaosheng's back and grabbed the man's braid, as if he had found some comfort, and said, "Did you come sooner?" You know? That's why you let me go all the time?"

This time Mao Xiaosheng didn't stop Ji Qi's hand, but moved closer and nodded.Ever since he felt abnormal, he didn't want Ji Qi to stay here anymore, but he couldn't stop this person, and he felt more self-blame.Just as he was thinking, a weight suddenly fell on his body, and he was startled, only to realize that he was tightly hugged by Ji Qi.Mao Xiaosheng thought of that kiss again in an instant, his face flushed "shua", and he was at a loss as to whether he should hug him back or not.

The man in the yellow robe stood not far away and looked at the two people who were still acting affectionately, shook his head inexplicably, walked to the corpse that had just rushed towards him, walked around the corpse with strange movements, and took another look. Some glutinous rice came out and sprinkled on the ground, surrounding the corpse.He pinched his fingers and said a few words silently before raising his hand and peeling off the talisman paper from the sack.

The stiff corpse trembled slightly and then stopped moving. The yellow-robed Taoist priest also heaved a sigh of relief. If the corpse really changed on the road, there is no way to explain it to the guests. "I'm the one who leads the way, please cooperate well and don't make trouble..." He took out the three-pronged copper bell and shook it while talking.

After the crisp bell rang, seeing the dead man trembled twice and actually moved, he stood up straight.The yellow-robed Taoist flicked his wrist, and the copper bell rang. The white-clothed corpse obediently turned his body and took a step in the direction he was holding the bell, but the glutinous rice around the corpse seemed to form an invisible nodule. Trapped him in place.

Shaking the bell in his hand again, the yellow-robed Taoist priest swept away the circle of glutinous rice with his toes, forming a gap. He took a step forward, and the white-clothed corpse followed behind him and swayed forward. step.The Taoist walked very slowly, stopping every step and shaking the bell in his hand, while the corpse walked even slower, following behind the Taoist, unsteady and unsteady as if he might fall down at any time, staggering along with the bell moving in the direction.

"Oh my god..." Ji Qi, who was holding Mao Xiaosheng, watched the corpse move in front of her, opened her mouth wide, exclaimed, and hugged the person in her arms even tighter.He felt that what was more in his heart now was not fear, but disbelief, incomprehension, and inability to use a scientific method to reasonably explain why a dead person could move so obediently.

The Taoist led the corpse back to the end of the line, tied the four people together firmly with the fallen straw rope, especially checked the corpses that had just left the line, and pasted them one by one after confirming that they were correct. He took out the talisman, turned around and walked in front of Mao Xiaosheng and Ji Qi, looked at the two people who were still hugging each other tightly, twitched the corners of his mouth, clasped his fists and said, "If it wasn't for the help of fellow Taoists today, I, Wei Kui, would probably die alive Out of the mountain."

Mao Xiaosheng was so hugged by Ji Qi that he could hardly breathe, he patted the person wrapped around him, and finally stood up, but one hand was still held tightly by Ji Qi, he sighed, and said: " That corpse is not right, I think it’s better to pay attention.”

There is a saying about expelling corpses, as long as the legs and feet tremble slightly when the corpse stops, it is already a sign that the corpse is about to change. It stands to reason that there should be some means. Seeing that the fourth corpse just now has been able to move on its own, Mao Xiaosheng thinks it should be disposed of.The fear of picking up a corpse is not that the corpse will move, but that the corpse will move consciously.

"Ah," Wei Kui sighed, wondering why: "Actually, this guest hasn't been quite right since a few days ago. The shaking of hands and feet is a trivial matter, and sometimes he yells twice from time to time." In front of Xiaosheng, "I stuffed glutinous rice into his seven orifices every day. It was okay a few days ago, but the glutinous rice replaced in the past two days is all black..."

Glutinous rice is definitely the easiest and most effective thing to deal with zombie corpses, and the exorcist will also carry some glutinous rice with him in case something goes wrong on the road.If glutinous rice is used to suppress the corpse, it is the worst sign that the white glutinous rice turns black, which proves that the corpse may turn into a zombie at any time.

Wei Kui shook his head again, and said: "But in our business, we need to pay attention to credibility. Since I picked up this guest, I should send him back intact. Otherwise, I won't have any face in the future. Once I reached the mountain and arrived in the village, my task was completed, so I wanted to hurry up and send people home earlier." It's not that he didn't want to solve this potential big trouble, but he just couldn't do it.

"Then do you still remember the cause of that corpse's death?" After Mao Xiaosheng finished speaking, he felt that Ji Qi's hand was icy cold, and looked down, seeing that Ji Qi was thinking about something with his head down. He picked it up, grabbed those big hands and squeezed them hard.The big man sitting on the ground raised his head and pulled out a smile that had been shown countless times in front of the camera screen, but the smiling face looked so pitiful and distressing no matter how it looked.

"of course I remember!"

There are three “dos” and “three nos” in exorcising corpses. Every mortician will ask in detail about the cause of death when picking up a corpse.Wei Kui answered Mao Xiaosheng's question immediately, raised his finger and pointed to the corpse under the moonlight not far away, and said, "The guest died in a car accident just now, logically speaking, it shouldn't be a big deal..."

Mao Xiaosheng frowned and pondered for a while, raised his head to take a look at the corpse not far away by the moonlight and the dim light of the lantern on the ground, and asked, "Can you show me your talisman?"

"Oh." Wei Kui saw that Mao Xiaosheng was calm and had saved his life just now, so he didn't think too much about it. He nodded and agreed, and hastily took out a dozen yellow talisman papers from his cloth bag and handed them to Mao Xiaosheng. , "I bought this talisman from an old Taoist priest. I have used it for many years without any problems."

If the mortician does not practice Taoism, he is a craftsman. The town seals are bought from some prestigious old Taoist priests. Every time he goes on the road, he will bring a large stack and change it every three days.When I was on the mountain before, there were such corpse hunters who came to Yiju Taoist to buy amulets.

Mao Xiaosheng took out a talisman and put it in his hand to read it back and forth several times. After death, the soul would disperse, but before expelling the corpse, he would use some magic to forcibly retain the three souls of the dead, which allowed the exorcist to control the corpse get moving.But the body of the dead is weak, and it is difficult to keep the three souls. At this time, this kind of "magic charm" is needed to stimulate in order to wake up the dead body.Although the techniques and brushwork of each Taoist priest are different, the routines are similar. The cinnabar-painted town-sealing talisman in his hand should be a talisman that strengthens the soul.

"It's not a corpse, it's not a talisman..."

Looking around the terrain, the surrounding mountains are gentle, the top of the mountain is not sharp but smooth, the curve of the mountain body is very smooth, the head is round and the feet are wide, there is no problem.At this moment, even Mao Xiaosheng was puzzled.

"Be careful behind!"

At this moment, the bell on Mao Xiaosheng's body suddenly rang. It wasn't a slight vibration, but a tremor that was about to burst.His heart sank, and before he could turn around, the hand that was held was tightened, and he was suddenly pulled down by a strong force, and fell to the ground.All of a sudden, dust was flying everywhere.

Mao Xiaosheng tried hard to see what was happening in front of him clearly, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Ji Qi staring at him with a pale face, and the man's arms were tightly wrapped around his waist.Eyes widened, Mao Xiaosheng stared blankly at Ji Qi's enlarged handsome face in front of him.

"Are you okay?" Ji Qi said weakly, his face, which had been well maintained before, turned pale.

In a panic, Mao Xiaosheng also embraced the person pressing on him, and a wet and warm feeling spread to his fingertips.He raised his hand tremblingly, and found that his hand was covered with blood. He knew that it was Ji Qi who saved him just now. no more.Panicked for a moment, she turned over and helped Ji Qi sit up, trying to wipe the blood off her hands at a loss.

Ji Qi gently pulled Mao Xiaosheng's braid hanging down to the ground to bring back the thoughts of the already flustered person, raised his hand and gently stroked his smooth and fair face, grinned, and said weakly: " I just told you...the one named Wei...loves to cause trouble...don't listen to me..."

For some reason, it was obviously a joke, Mao Xiaosheng's nose turned sour after hearing it, and the sockets of his eyes immediately turned red.He squeezed Ji Qi's cold hand, sniffled and asked, "Where's Yu?"

"Stupid," Ji Qi, who was lying on the ground, smacked his lips and said, "I'm still thinking about your jade right now." As he spoke, he took out a jade stone that glowed green under the moonlight from his pocket and stuffed it into his hair. Xiaosheng's hands.

After receiving the jade, Mao Xiaosheng stroked the warm stone with his fingers, pointed his sword at the silver spot in the middle of the back of the jade, muttered a few words, bent down and tied the red rope around Ji Qi's wrist , and strung his two brass bells together on the red rope, and said: "Wear it well, don't show off your air." Then he hesitated for a moment, pursed his lips and got up to leave.

"Hey! Little Taoist!"

Just as he was turning around, Ji Qi, barely holding on to the ground, yelled at him, and said to Mao Xiaosheng's back: "You come back intact, wait until you come back and see how I deal with you..."

"En." Mao Xiaosheng nodded heavily, tightened his backpack and ran towards Wei Kui who was wrestling with the corpse.