I, the evil god, the cooking king

Back in time not so long ago...

After signing an agreement with the Civilization Federation on the 999th floor, the other party quickly sent a member to lose a game to him, and let him win a Godhead of the God of Destiny.

Of course, this thing is of no use to him, he just randomly picks one item from the list of items given by the other party.

In order to return to Blue Star as soon as possible, he lost the least valuable 【Blue Star Owner】.

With his sudden disappearance this time, the employees must be very nervous, and it would be bad if something happened.

So, what he wanted was to go back quickly and appease the employees.After returning home, go back to the wheel of fortune and redeem the 【Blue Star Owner】.

The Civilization Union, as the manager of the wheel of fortune, must have certain authority and security, so he did not doubt their intentions at all, so he signed the agreement, and returned to Blue Star smoothly after one loss and one win.

When he returned to the cruise ship, all the staff were gone.

He found his mobile phone from the bed, but suddenly heard from many tourists, "The moon has been bombed, and aliens have invaded Blue Star!" "Who is that damn store manager?!" "I don't want to die, I really don't want to die!"...

He inquired with a face full of astonishment, only to find out that since he disappeared, the employees could not find him, but thought he was kidnapped by humans, so they wanted humans to hand him over, or they would destroy Blue Star.

Before, they had already blown up the demonstrations on the moon, and said that humans had not made progress within six hours, and they would blow up Mars as well.

Lin He heard the fish trembling wildly, and said to himself, he was going to say something was going to happen, and now something happened!

If he came back a few hours later, the employees might have blown up Blue Star.

He turned on his cell phone and quickly searched for the traces of Pao Pao and other employees. He was about to call them all back, but he saw a live broadcast of the conversation between Pao Pao and American diplomats on a billboard not far away.

Bubble's arrogant and terrifying speech made him half-dead in anger in an instant.

This is really a day without fighting, and the house will be exposed!

If he's not around for a day, this group of employees is simply lawless!

Seeing that Bubble said that Blue Star was going to be destroyed now, he hurriedly pressed the call employee button and summoned all the employees to his side.

Lianqiu and Dayan rushed forward, calling out in surprise, "Manager, you are back!"

His left tentacles slapped away the coal balls, his right tentacles slapped his big eyes flying, and aggressively yanked his tentacles towards Bubble, who was stunned, and shouted angrily: "Bubble, what the hell are you doing?! Destroy Blue Star, who the hell! Give you the guts, are you going to piss off the store manager to death?!"

Bubble didn't expect that the store manager would be so angry that Yuanqiu's body trembled wildly in fright, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Store manager, no...it's not like this, please listen to my explanation!"

Lin He was so angry that his eyes were rounded, and his nostrils snorted: "I will disappear for a few hours, and you will destroy the blue star, and even dare to blow up the demonstration on the moon. Don't you know that there are tens of billions of lives living on the blue star?! Bubble, why are you so impatient and disorganized?!"

Marshmallow glanced at the big-eyed briquettes, and interjected: "Manager, we actually stopped Bubbles, but Bubbles insisted on doing so."

Bubble suddenly turned around. He didn't expect Marshmallow, who had just signed a cooperation agreement with it, to be so cruel and ruthless, double-decker, immediately shirk responsibility when he saw something bad, and backstab it crazily!

Observing the big-eyed briquettes and even Dafu who were furious from the store manager, they all understood the winks of Marshmallow. At this moment, they were like possessed by a pot thrower, and they all uttered all kinds of lotus words.

Without further ado, Briquette immediately added insult to injury: "Shop manager, Paopao is now the deputy general manager and has the right to govern all our employees. After you disappeared, it is the master. We dare not disobey its orders!"

Big Eyes also added: "Manager, I also tried to stop Pao Pao, but I am soft-spoken and I am still a temporary worker, so I can't persuade Pao Pao at all!"

Dafu even echoed: "Manager, we really try our best..."

Bubble was furious: "You!!"

It really didn't expect that it would be backstabbed by all employees at the same time.

Lin He said with a gloomy face, "Bubble, you let me down so much."

"Kowtow~"

Hearing these words, Bubble instantly changed from purple to gray, as if he had been greatly shocked.

Seeing this, Marshmallow's limp body bent slightly, and it gave a sinister smile, Bubbles, I said a long time ago that I would pull you down from the position of the most capable employee of the store manager, and now, I have done what I said !

The four legs of the coal ball trembled excitedly, and he was secretly happy. Dafu was squeezed out miserably, and he didn't even have a chance to show off. Bubble, the most capable employee, made a big mistake again this time, and was rejected by the store manager. Marshmallow and Big Eyes has been reduced to the position of a temporary worker, and he has not turned around until today. Then...isn't it his turn to be a coal ball?

Seeing the miserable Bubble with big eyes, he couldn't help feeling a little sympathy in his heart.But if it wants to take the initiative to take the blame and share the firepower on Pao Pao, it thinks...it's better for Pao Pao to carry the scapegoat alone.

Dafu Lan Yingying's belly quivered excitedly. This Bubble thought I didn't know that it was you and all the staff who pushed me out, but this time, you are the one to die!

Bubble stretched out the purple light band and shouted loudly: "The store manager, it's really not like this, please listen to my explanation! These decisions I made were all agreed by all the employees, and the blowing up of the moon was also done by cotton candy , I didn't do it!"

Marshmallow looked at the store manager and defended innocently, "Manager, I'm just a temporary worker, so I have to listen to Pao Pao's orders~"

Dafu purposely murmured in the store manager's ear: "What else can I do besides blame the lower-level employees!"

Lin He said coldly: "Pao Pao, don't shirk responsibility anymore. Now that you are acting as the chief executive, if you do something wrong, you must learn to take responsibility!"

Pao Pao said aggrievedly: "But the store manager..."

Lin He raised a tentacle claw to stop its words: "Okay, I don't want to hear too many words. You should quickly settle the matter, restore the moon that was blown up, and calm down the chaos of panic caused by it. If you humans find you, delete all their memories, don’t leave any troubles, and don’t let me worry about it.”

Bubble replied dejectedly: "I...I know the store manager."

Lin He had just taken a few steps forward with all the staff, when his eyes swept away, he suddenly found a very familiar silver figure from the advertising screen pasted on the wall.

It was pure silver, wearing a blue and white uniform of future technology, with a handsome military cap on its head, and the back of an octopus monster with eight claws.

On the left and right sides of the octopus monster's back, there are a few furry, blue, pink, and red monsters.

【Fuck, did you hear what this octopus said? 】

【What? !Didn't he even compensate us? !Instead, you want to delete all human memory? 】

[I thought this monster octopus was a friendly alien creature, and I thought we would use their help to go to the interstellar world... It seems that it is all a daydream! 】

【No, no? ! 】

[Crying, aliens are really scary! 】

[It turns out that they can return the moon that was blown up, but... I don't want to have my memory deleted. 】

【It's really a humble upright ape...】

【Why does that octopus feel... so cute? Is my aesthetics wrong? ! 】

【Why doesn't it go away?It looks like it's looking at an advertising display?Don't their planets have advertising screens? 】

Seeing those bullet screens flying across, Lin He: "...."

A few seconds later, he turned his head angrily, and cursed: "Bubble, are you fucking still broadcasting live?! Why didn't you say it earlier?! Didn't all Blue Stars see me now?! I What if your human identity is leaked?!"

The several employees following behind him hid on both sides in unison, allowing Bubble, who fell at the end, to face the store manager's anger.

Hearing his words that were beyond his head, the barrage at this time became even more frenzied.

【This... did you hear what he said? 】

[I believe everyone is not deaf, right? 】

[Exploded, exploded, the werewolf exploded. 】

[Human identity?Is this, it was originally a human being, or does it possess the identity of a human being, lurking in the blue star? 】

[I think both are possible! 】

[It's just my feeling... Why is this octopus a little silly? 】

[Perhaps the IQ of aliens is not too high? 】

Bubble apologized and said: "I'm sorry store manager, I...was summoned by you, and for a moment I forgot that I was still connected to the live broadcast, so I will turn it off right now! Store manager, don't worry, we will definitely eliminate all sequelae, yours Your identity will not be revealed!"

Lin He waved his paw angrily: "Hurry up, what are you still doing!"

"understand!"

A light flashed inside the bubble sphere, and the global live broadcast was turned off by it.

When Lin He looked at the advertising display screen again, it had returned to normal foreign red wine advertisements.

He immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and his tone softened: "You guys deal with it quickly, and don't let me worry about it anymore."

The store manager was... too tired for him.

Bubble hurriedly said: "Don't worry about the store manager, we will handle it well."

He took the staff and was trying to find a secluded place, and waited until they had dealt with everything before disembarking.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he was halfway down the road, the door in the aisle was opened, and several foreigners happened to bump into him.

"Ah!!! Alien octopus!!!" One of them pointed at him and screamed hoarsely.

"Sorry! We didn't see anything." The other slammed the door shut.

Lin He was shocked and said: "What's wrong with them? Has my human mimicry failed?"

Daifuku stepped forward and explained: "Because almost all human beings around the world have watched your octopus form through video, your mimicry will be temporarily invalid for the next period of time, and now everyone who meets you will only See your octopus form."

Suddenly, the door ahead opened again, a person came out, turned his head and saw it.

"Ah!! That alien octopus is on our cruise ship!!!"

Lin He: "Grandma."