I, the evil god, the cooking king

The morning light is twilight, the sun is rising, wisps of golden warm light pass through the transparent and luxurious fish tank, and shine on the pink octopus on the shell bed.

The warm, bright golden glow danced on his skin like an elf, Lin He's eyelids trembled, and he slowly woke up from his dream.

He yawned lazily, scratched the back of his head, flicked out a tentacle, and turned off the alarm clock mode of the fish tank.

In an instant, the bright and gentle golden glow disappeared.

After all, the warehouse where he and his employees live is a closed room with no windows in all directions.

This kind of warm feeling of the sun basking in the buttocks is purely the alarm clock effect simulated by the upgraded luxurious bathtub.

With a kick of all eight claws, he floated to the surface of the water from the bottom of the tank, and then rushed out of the water with the graceful posture of a dolphin jumping out of the water, and landed perfectly on the ground.

He knocked on the shell of the fish tank and switched out of the full-length mirror mode. He was about to change out of his pajamas and put on new clothes for a busy day.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the full-length mirror was switched out, the four employees, including Big Eye and Bubble, were reflected on the mirror, standing silently behind him, like four ghosts.

His little heart was beating wildly in fright, and he quickly turned his head and asked: "You...what are you doing, big...early in the morning, do you want to scare your store manager into a heart attack?"

But as an octopus, he has at least three hearts. Even if one of them has a heart attack, the other hearts should still be able to function.

Under the whites of the big eyes are bruises that are visible to the naked eye, as if they stayed up all night, and it was the high-intensity work that made their red pupils bloodshot, making them look haggard.

It was the first to answer: "Shop Manager, Big Eye is lucky! After my one-night hard work, your CC video has successfully become popular all over the Internet, and now you have 100 million fans and 400 million likes."

"what???"

Lin He was stunned, did he get angry this night?

How could he have no real sense at all?

Just when he was in a daze, Marshmallow had already handed over the phone graciously and said, "Manager, please review."

He took the phone, clicked on his CC video account, and found that the video uploaded yesterday was as popular as he imagined.

But... this data is too scary.

He looked at the 120 million followers on his account, the first video had more than 400 million likes, more than 4000 million views, and the popularity was as high as 2000 million.

And at the end of this video, there is also a little golden tail that is number one on the daily list.

This set of data made him dumbfounded, and he couldn't help saying to himself: "This, this is too much, isn't it?"

He admits that the videos produced by Paobao are indeed very sophisticated, but he does not dare to expect to reach the top of the daily list in one breath and bring him conversions of millions of fans in one night.

As for why?

Because he knows that the head videos of CC videos are basically the videos of those who are famous or have millions of fans. For a newcomer like him who has no accumulation, no matter how high-quality the video is, it is impossible to rely on a mere video. Rush to the top of the daily list.

At any rate, he also played CC videos for two or three months, so he understands the truth.

Therefore, he knew that the high-quality video edited by Bubbles would definitely become popular, but he knew how popular it would be.

Compared with similar new gods, with a maximum of one million clicks and hundreds of thousands of likes a day, it is not bad if the number of fans can be converted into tens of thousands.

In the future, he will post videos of several other employees one after another. As time goes by, slowly accumulating, it may take him a year to get a million followers.

And in one night, he couldn't even imagine reaching this level of data.

Exceeding expectations too much will not bring surprises but shocks.

He looked at all the employees and asked eagerly: "This data is too good, please tell me honestly, did you secretly engage in some crooked ways to make my data so terrible?"

Big Eyes called Qu and said: "Shop Manager, this is an account that you are going to manage well, how dare we do something crooked."

Lin He: "Then...how did you do it?"

Big Eyes was about to answer, but Pao Pao preempted him: "Shop Manager, please listen to me slowly."

Then, Bubbles explained from the beginning how they joined forces to hype this account. First, they installed high-level black madness from the barrage to bring the rhythm, and then used all kinds of triggers in the comment area to stir up the flames, arousing the anger of ordinary fans, and then pulling other days. List video launch.

After the popularity has been hyped up and other videos have to start raging in popularity, they will each play a role in the comment area, playing the role of the passionate fan camp, the troll army sent by other videos, and the ordinary people who eat melons ....

When one side is weak, they will support that side, fighting frantically for a whole night, successfully making the store manager's video to the top of yesterday's daily list.

Bubble's language is clear, fair and objective, unlike Big Eye who wants to take all the credit, but states the credit of each employee from all aspects.

After listening to Bubble's narration, Lin He was so touched that his eyes turned red, and he said: "You...you are all my good employees, I just said a word casually, you even fought till dawn to fulfill my wish. ..”

He wrapped his tentacles around an employee one by one, and made a solemn promise: "In the future, you will all be good brothers of the manager of the store. When our food is sold all over the world and become a Fortune [-] company... I will definitely not treat my brothers badly." of."

Hearing the promise he made, the four employees called out emotionally: "The store manager~"

He tightened the four tentacles and pulled them closer, as if giving them a big hug.

The four employees who were wrapped in his arms did not notice a sinister smile that belonged to a capitalist on his lips.

Calling the employees brothers and sisters... This is a new trick he just learned from Banmo teacher yesterday~

After all, if you help your brother with errands, if you care too much about it, you will be rewarded~

He squinted his eyes slightly, and thought that he had already reached the peak of essential skills for black-hearted capitalists such as advocating painting cakes, calling brothers and sisters, splitting up and instigating, knocking mountains and shaking tigers, killing donkeys and other black-hearted capitalists.

If you can't succeed even in this way, then the heavens really have no eyes!

Think about how small business owners make money now?Isn't that just squeezed out of the employees~

Just when Lin He was in contact with the four employees, he suddenly heard a soft voice: "Manager, what are you doing?"

He turned his head and found that it was the briquettes that had just woken up that made the sound.

It stared blankly at the situation in front of it, quite confused.

A gleam of light flashed in the big red eyes, and immediately put on the eye medicine cleverly and said: "Hey, you just got up, coal ball, did you sleep well this night? The four of us worked hard all night, but you slept very comfortably Woolen cloth!"

Lin He frowned upon hearing this: "So the briquettes didn't work all night with you yesterday?"

When the briquette heard the tone of the store manager, it felt bad, and was about to defend itself, but was robbed by the big eyes: "Yes, the store manager, last night, the briquette went to bed early, and it was still looking in the mirror, what did you say?" It’s so beautiful, you don’t need to work as hard as we do, just hug the store’s thighs, and you can enjoy it~”

The round body of the briquette trembled slightly, and the curly hair was frightened and exploded.It looked at the big eyes in horror, how could this guy know its mental activities at that time? !

Lin He stared at the briquettes, and his voice became cold: "Is what Big Eye said true?"

The coal ball turned pale with fright, rushed to the store manager's feet, and frantically argued with his ears: "The store manager, it's nothing, it's my big eyes that slandered me! How dare I have such thoughts...you You know, Big Eyes has always disliked me, so it seized the opportunity to give me eye drops, if you believed him, you would have fallen for its tricks to sow discord!"

Big Eyes was immediately irritated, he flapped his wings and scolded: "You fart, how dare you say you don't have such thoughts?"

The coal ball choked up a bit guilty: "I... I didn't have one."

It arched the store manager's tentacles pretending to be aggrieved, and said pitifully: "Shop manager, it's not that I don't want to work with them yesterday, but you know, I have always had a hard time with electronic products, let alone ...Big Eyes has taken over your iPad, Marshmallow has your phone, I don’t have any devices, I’m powerless~”

Lin He felt that what Briquette said was reasonable. There were indeed not many electronic devices in the store, so he couldn't blame it.

He rubbed the head of the briquettes and taught it: "Since it's not your fault, the store manager doesn't blame you. But the idea of ​​getting something for nothing without working hard to find a rich woman is absolutely forbidden! In our restaurant, only good The more you eat, the less you can have a bright future, do you understand?"

Briquette nodded wildly, secretly relieved in his heart, it seemed that he escaped a catastrophe today.

It quietly looked at the big eyes, revealing a sinister look.And the big eyes looked at it, like a husky, showing their teeth without showing any weakness.

After Lin He delivered his speech, he changed into new clothes, rolled up his mobile phone and walked out of the warehouse, starting a busy day.

Seeing the store manager leave the warehouse, the coal ball rushed up to fight with Big Eye without saying a word.

"Okay, you big eyes, don't you mean me, I'm going to kill you, little bastard today!!"

"Balball, don't think I'm afraid of you with big eyes! Let's fight!"

"Oooooooohooo!!!"

"Woo big wood big wood big!!!"

Dayan waving countless white tentacles, and the black curly hair raised all over the coal ball, fisted and pounded in the warehouse, so fast that afterimages appeared.

Bubble turned and flew out of the warehouse calmly.

Cotton Candy gave a chuckle, and while they were having a good fight, she quietly stuffed the pink mist in her body next to the vase on the coffee table.

Then he floated to the shop manager who was steaming eggs in the kitchen, and the small reporter said: "Shop manager, it's not good, big eyes and briquettes are fighting in the warehouse! I, a newcomer, can't persuade them." !"

Lin He raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and thought that the two employees really didn't worry at all. He had only been walking for a few minutes, and he didn't stop anymore!

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Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: wake up 1 sleepy;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: big cats love to eat and receive 3;

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!