I, the evil god, the cooking king

"Ding, the order has been completed, and 100000 gold coins have arrived." A prompt message popped up on the takeout interface.

“1...2...3...4...5...5个零？！！！”

Lin He hugged his mobile phone, looked at the account number on the screen, his pair of black and bright round eyes stared as big as copper bells.

"How much is five zeros... [-]!! This is too profitable! I can earn [-] gold coins for one dish?!"

"Hahahaha..." He raised his head excitedly and laughed wildly, his round cheeks were almost deformed by the laughter, "It's a lot of money, it's a lot of money..."

His two tentacles tightly wrapped around the phone, and the remaining six claws twisted and tapped repeatedly on the kitchen floor, making a happy sound like "Patapata~" like a tap dance.

"Oh yeah... la la la... I'm rich, rich..." He twisted his body, shook his head, hummed a little tune, and flushed with joy.

"Boom time, hit time..."

A distinctive style of music sounded in his ears, this is the cotton candy that flashed to him at some time.

It uses its body to turn into a sound-like thing, accompanied by his passionate mood, accompanied by cheerful music.

Lin He gave Marshmallow a thumbs up. He was in a good mood, twisted his tentacles into a wave shape, and happily jumped to Marshmallow's side.

Then, he pulled out two little pink mist hands from both sides of Marshmallow's body, pulled them up and began to dance happily in the kitchen.

If you look at it from a human perspective, this is probably a terrifying scene of an octopus monster dancing with a pink speaker~

And in the dark corner of the kitchen, a purple ball whose light has been reduced to almost nothing is quietly watching the scene in front of it.

"Gah!"

The sound of something being crushed came from directly below the ball. It turned out that it was a four-hoofed furry creature that merged with the darkness.

There is a scarlet mouth in the fur of the plush creature. In its mouth full of sharp teeth, it is chewing an iron spoon viciously.

"Crackling..." The iron spoon was chewed into pieces by its sharp teeth, and the fragments were scattered in its curly body, and then swallowed up by the countless mouths that suddenly opened in his body.

This also leaves the ground very clean with no scraps of iron spoon left behind.

"Ouch~"

A small cry came from Bubble's left side, it was Big Eye's voice.

Dayan scratched his head with his wings, and said in confusion: "It's so dark here, why are you all crowded here? The bubbles don't shine, so I bumped into them as soon as I entered the door."

It tapped Bubble's body with its wings, making a crisp "dang-dang" sound.

"Your thing is quite strong. Next time I get paid, I'll give it a try."

"The store manager seems to be playing a song, I'll go see if something good happened!"

As he said that, he flew towards the source of the music, but just turned around, and saw the store manager happily dancing with the marshmallows in the kitchen.

The scene of the two people's world actually made the usually straight-tempered, iron-faced big eyes come to a standstill.

Its small body froze in place, staring stupidly for a long while with its big red pupils before silently retreating to the dark corner behind it.

It said bitterly: "Give me a place, please."

Bubble quietly flew up a little, making room for Big Eye.

At the bottom are briquettes chewing viciously on an iron spoon, with big sore eyes in the middle, and above them are completely non-luminous bubbles.

The three employees stood in a vertical row, squatting in the corner to peek at the cotton candy dancing happily with the store manager.

Big eyes cursed in a low voice with envy and hatred: "This damn cotton candy! Damn it, hate it! It's obviously my place!"

Bubble: "Hehe."

Lianqiu sneered: "Pao Pao is embarrassed to laugh, people are almost squeezing your position, so you are not worried at all?"

Bubble calmly said, "What's none of your business?"

The coal ball stroked his ears, and narrowed his eyes slightly: "This marshmallow is by no means an easy person. We fight alone, I'm afraid we won't be able to defeat him, why don't we work together to step down this kid first."

Big Eyes said unhappily: "Liqiu, you said you joined forces with me to suppress Bubbles, but in the end it was me who was the vanguard. You didn't do anything, and you took advantage of me. I can't trust you."

The coal ball said cunningly: "You can't say that. Every time you don't discuss with me, you go to be the first bird. How can you blame me?"

Big eyes said angrily: "I don't blame you, who do you blame?!"

The coal ball shook its head and taught it a lesson: "You are just incompetent and still love to throw pots around."

“…”

Bubble watched them arguing endlessly, and sighed slightly in his heart.

If you ask it to say, these two things are both good for nothing, and they are the No. 1 waste snacks for internal fighting.

Cooperation is possible, but not necessary.

Otherwise, maybe in the end, it will be held back by these two little trash, it might as well do it alone.

Marshmallow is coming menacingly, and it must not let its guard down.

The pupils in the purple ball narrowed slightly, and it looked more intently at the pink mist.

Here, the song is over.

Lin He's excited mood gradually calmed down.He stopped dancing, and Marshmallow also turned off the soundtrack with a tacit understanding.

He stroked Marshmallow's body in satisfaction, then slid up the virtual interface projected by the phone, and said to himself with a smile: "Let me see, what good orders are there today~"

"Well, human flesh cooking, this definitely can't be done..."

"God-level cooking, I guess my skills are still far behind."

"It can save the evil ghost Su Zhai, but this one won't work either..."

"The soul feast that the Lich King wants to eat, can't be done..."

He scanned the other takeaway orders and found that except for the boiled fish dish, almost none of them met his requirements.

Just when he felt that this function was not as good as he imagined, a new message suddenly popped up.

"Ding, you received an order from a regular customer Yu XX, a spicy boiled fish, and you are willing to pay the European Emperor Halo as a reward."

He scratched his head: "Huh? I want to eat again so soon? But why didn't you pay me?"

"Because they can no longer pay you." Cotton Candy explained with a smile, "But although you can't receive money for new orders, the European Emperor's Halo is more suitable for you~"

"European Emperor's Halo?" He looked at the line of words on the message, "If I equip it, can I change from Non to European?"

Marshmallow: "Yes, with this aura equipped, you can use it to extract the orange recipe, so that you can complete the main task just around the corner."

After listening, his eyes lit up, rua took a handful of marshmallows: "You are right."

After kneading the marshmallow, he quickly made another box of boiled fish and put it in the express cabinet.

...........................

Fantasy world, C109 city.

Whether it was the people who lost their humanity just now, or the troops who came to calm the situation...all became stone statues, frozen in place.

Corleone turned his head suddenly, looked at Julien, and asked very fast: "Where's that note?!"

Fan Rui: "Here I am."

Corleone said: "Since the aroma of that dish can resist petrification, we can only order another dish to expel petrification. As for the consequences of this dish, we can only wait for everyone's petrification to be lifted." , think about it again!"

Fan Rui was trying to write something on the note with a pencil, but unfortunately, none of the words he wrote on it received a reply.

He handed the note to Julien and said, "Looks like you are the only one who can. Please use a pencil, Captain Yu, so that we can erase it and use it again and again."

Julien nodded, took the pencil and the note, buried his head and began to write on the note how much he was willing to pay in exchange for a dish of boiled fish.

But I don't know why the note didn't respond after writing it this time.

He frowned puzzled: "Strange, why didn't you reply this time?"

Fan Rui was manipulating the tablet, as if he was constantly exchanging information with a certain organization. He heard Julien's question, and glanced at the content written on his note.

Immediately explained to him: "Team Yu, you can't use assets as a price. Because according to the news from the federation, all assets under your personal name evaporated a few minutes ago, and our internal staff can't track it down. Where did that huge amount of money go?"

Julien raised his head and said in surprise, "I have billions of assets under my name! All gone?!"

Fan Rui: "Yes, even your shares in Feiteng Enterprises and the real estate industry under your name were sold in an instant, and the money disappeared out of thin air."

Hearing these words, the corners of Julien's eyes twitched, looking very painful.

After all, that was all his property, and he changed from a billionaire to penniless in an instant. This sense of gap must only be experienced by him.

Seeing this, Corleone patted him on the shoulder comfortingly, and said in the tone that the knife didn't cut himself: "Don't worry brother, if it can save the petrification disease, what is this little money?"

Although Julien was distressed, the current situation did not allow him to immerse himself in the emotion of losing all his wealth. He quickly settled his mind: "Without money, I still have talent."

After all, he resolutely wrote on the paper that he would exchange his European Emperor's aura for a dish.

"Wait, Team Yu, you don't have to..."

It was too late for Fan Rui to speak out, and Julien had already finished writing.

Seeing the reply on the note, Fan Rui sighed: "Team Yu, actually I want to ask the federation to transfer one billion funds to you so that you can make transactions. After all, what can be solved with money, why waste your own talent? If you lose money, you can earn it again, but if you lose your talent, you may only be an ordinary person for the rest of your life. And without the halo of the European Emperor, you will not be as easy to succeed as in the past."

"Admiration!" Corleone really admired Julien now.

Julien said: "I have considered what you said, but when I ordered that spicy boiled fish, everything in this world didn't matter to me. Losing all money and talents is exactly what I want. want."

Corleone was surprised: "No, buddy, you are so free and easy, do you really think you are a time traveler?"

Julien's expression was firm: "If the petrification disease can be saved this time, I hope the Federation will allow me to use [Girl Wishing Pool]."

Fan Rui was silent for a few seconds before saying, "I will convey the truth."

Julien smiled: "Thank you."

Corleone shook his head, unable to understand why Julien was willing to give up everything and return to that world where he didn't know whether it was real or delusional.

After a while, the takeaway box with the words "Evil God Restaurant" appeared out of thin air again and landed firmly in Julien's arms.

Julien lifted the plastic cover, and the familiar spicy and delicious fragrance gushed out again.

Corleone's head turned involuntarily to the hot pot of boiled fish, swallowed and said, "I've tasted it just now, but I still can't stand the smell..."

After the fragrance wafted away, those people who had turned into stone statues were de-petrified again, and turned into fresh human beings again.

But the strange thing is that, apart from expressing the desire to eat, all the people who lifted the petrification this time did not have the same crazy energy as before, nor did they have the urge to eat people, which seemed very normal.

It was as if, if there was this pot of boiled fish, then they would not want to eat those who had eaten boiled fish.And once the boiled fish is gone, they share it among those who have eaten the dish.

But this pot of boiled fish exudes a peak-level delicious aroma, which makes people want to go up to eat it, and even want to lick the soup clean.

Julien and Corleone, who were closest to the boiled fish, suffered the most.

They were tempted by the aroma, and they wished they could pounce on it and gobble it up.

But fortunately, these people are experienced in many battles, so they have strong self-control ability, and resisted the boundless temptation, until the federal army rectified the scene and sent people to pick them up and the two ancient humans.

Whether it is this pot of boiled fish that is always fresh from the oven, the blank paper that can be ordered, or the extremely weird petrochemical disease, they are all properly kept by the Halo Federation.

I believe that in the coming days, they will be able to figure out the danger and usage of the contained items based on their rich experience, and they will be fortunate to become long-term customers (fat) customers (sheep) of an unknown restaurant owner.

.........................

Evil god restaurant, kitchen.

Lin He was holding a golden plastic aperture, showing disgust.

This plastic aperture is like the plastic light sticks he played with when he was a child. It looks very inferior, and it doesn't have the sense of height that he imagined the European Emperor's halo should have.

He managed to put the halo on his head, but his head was too round and slippery, so he couldn't put it on at all, and it would slip off if placed on top of his head.

He said angrily: "What's going on with this thing?!"

Marshmallow looked a little funny, but it also knew that laughing out loud at this time was just slapping the store manager in the face nakedly. If the store manager became angry, he would definitely lose his good fruit.

It pretended to cough a few times to hide its smile: "The store manager, this is not for taking out, you just put it in the warehouse and click to use it."

Lin He squinted at Marshmallow unhappily: "Don't tell me sooner!"

After speaking, he put the halo into the warehouse, and then clicked on the game interface to use the European emperor halo.

"Hey~"

A yellow fluorescent ring protruded from his round head, shining brightly, and it seemed that he no longer felt inferior to holding it in his hand.

He couldn't help but squeeze the halo with his hands, and found that the halo was invisible.

Then, he opened the mall and spent soul crystals to buy a ten-game card coupon.

Then rub the claws and press the extraction button.

[Clothes·Mechanical Calamity (orange), EXP Card *Extreme (purple), Soul Point 30, Recipe·Driller Meat Shop (Orange), Gold Coin·5000, Mount·Tindalos Hound King (purple), soul Crystal 50, Gold Coin 10000, Recipe: Horror Hunter Egg Fried Rice (Purple), Soul Crystal 15. 】

"Two oranges and three purples!! Isn't this Ouhuang halo too amazing?!"

Lin He looked at the purple and orange light in shock, and felt the joy of being the Emperor of Europe for the first time.

"So... so this is what Ouhuang feels like?" He looked at his tentacles, and felt that it was no longer so dark for the first time.

"Come again!"

He was about to strike again, but found that the halo of Ouhuang above his head suddenly dimmed, as if he had exhausted all of Ouhuang's power in that ten consecutive strokes.

"Marshmallow, why doesn't it light up? If you don't know how to use this one, you can't use it again?!"

He just realized Ou Huang's happiness, and immediately looked at Cotton Candy nervously.

Marshmallow explained: "It only temporarily runs out of energy, and it takes a while to recharge. If you want to continue drawing cards, the store manager, you may have to wait for a while."

Lin He felt relieved: "So it's like this, as long as it's not broken."

He looked at the purple orange items in the warehouse in a blink of an eye, and his face was full of joy: "But I can get so much today, I am already very satisfied."

There is also a new suit out today, called Mechanical Scourge.

Judging from the icon, it was a set of silver-gray clothing, which felt very cool.

He couldn't wait to stand in front of the mirror and put on this new suit.

A gray octopus was reflected in the mirror. He was wearing black sunglasses covering half his face, and his whole head was glowing with metal, like an alien creature coming from the interstellar world.

"Oh my god, this... this is too handsome!!!"

He held his face and looked at himself in the mirror in amazement.

Is this creature full of mechanical beauty really me?

This is simply too beautiful!

He was admiring his beauty in front of the mirror, but he didn't know that the video he posted not long ago had already become popular on CC Video.

CC Video is a sub-platform of cilicili, so it has a huge number of viewers.

When deciding to promote the CC video, the rich and powerful station C directly spent a lot of money, mobilizing many UP hosts to promote and enter the CC video.

Therefore, although CC Video is a new short video website, it has strong strength, rich resources and many talents.

The boring and ordinary video like Lin He's first one can't shine like pearls among the many placer gold.

And even for an ordinary video like his, there will be a few clicks and bullet screens, which shows how terrifying the traffic on this new platform is.

If you release high-quality videos on this new platform, it is very easy to become a hit.

Undoubtedly, Lin He's newly released video is such a shining pearl.

The fantasy and colorful foreign land, the exotic style of different plates, the towering magnificent spectacle... The almost 100% realistic picture makes people feel like they are in a different world.

Coupled with Pao Pao's superb editing skills, this video of less than 10 minutes instantly attracted the attention of countless people.

Click, barrage, comment, like, soar to the sky at the speed of a rocket.

But even with such enthusiasm, it still couldn't rush to the homepage, mainly because CC Video launched the popularity mechanism in the early stage.

The more people watching, the more bullet screens, the higher the popularity will be, and the easier it will be to hit the hot list on the homepage. It also gives those newcomers a chance to make their videos in disguise. This is the original intention of the popularity mechanism.

But later, because the popularity of videos can be swiped, some boring swiping videos have become more and more popular, and it is getting more and more difficult for newcomers to get ahead.This is also one of the places where CC video is preparing for key reforms recently.

Wang Yongheng is the most common member of the CC video editing department. In the early days, he could also rely on the popularity mechanism to discover excellent videos and creators.But now, after CC Video has been in operation for a year, he can only try to fish for pearls in the sea.

Just when he was complaining in his heart that the anti-spam mechanism of the CC video was really rubbish and would increase the workload for these small editors, he suddenly noticed that the popularity of a video was soaring rapidly.

The popularity of this video is over 100 million, and it is competing for the last place on the daily list with "My Auntie with a Big Eater" at the end of today's popularity.

The popularity of the two videos was vying for each other, but after a while [My Big Eating Auntie] lost the battle, and was called by this name [The strongest CG in history, slamming all games, watch it if you don't accept it! ]'s video is underfoot.

This name is really vulgar. Will someone click on such a long-outdated headline party? I'm afraid it's another brush, right?

It seems that today's list is really a battle between 'fairy' and 'fairy'...

Wang Yongheng shook his head, giving up the idea of ​​clicking in to have a look, and then continued to search for excellent videos.

After all, every time an excellent video creator is discovered, after signing with the CC platform, these editors will get a commission.

Just as he was concentrating on his work, he suddenly heard a very grand and shocking symphony, which suddenly sounded throughout the office.

Although the music was played from the beginning, it caught his ears instantly.

This level of music is definitely at the level of divine comedy!

"Grass... I'm sorry everyone, I'm really sorry, I tore off the earphone cable!"

Wang Yongheng's colleague, Lu Min hastily apologized to many colleagues, and then hurriedly reinserted the headphone cable back into the street socket in front of the host.

Wang Yongheng sat in a wheelchair with a whoosh, slid to his side, and asked in a low voice, "Lu Min, what were you playing just now? The music just now was too shocking, right?! Did any master come to our platform to release music?"

Lu Min pointed to the video on the computer and replied: "No, Brother Yong, I was watching a game promotional video. It was the soundtrack of the promotional video just now. It made me want to kneel down and call Dad."

Wang Yongheng became excited when he heard it: "Come on, let me take a look too~"

Lu Min hurriedly clicked on the interface that had just been reduced, and then started to play again.

He said: "This video is more enjoyable when used with headphones. When I watched it for the first time, I almost thought it was composed by a top foreign symphony orchestra~"

But at this time, Wang Yongheng seemed to have not heard what he said at all, and looked straight at the screen, as if he had been completely attracted by the picture played in the video.

The beginning of the video is to dive down from the sky thousands of miles, landing on the clouds, empty islands, ruins, waterfalls, rainbows... all accompanied by the camera skipping, going straight down, to a colorful continent.

The camera follows a very beautiful elf girl, allowing them to experience the Middle Ages where magic and temples are intertwined. They pass through the Great Rift Valley and come to a tower that reaches the sky. At the top of the tower, there is an incomparably beautiful country. There are countless holy angels with snow-white wings walking, chatting, joking....

The camera flies to the kingdom of heaven, and the video once again comes to the ancient country above the desert, where there are rivers like gold, and exotic brown-skinned beauties...

Flowing Clouds and Empty Island, Magic Middle Ages, Paradise Garden, Ancient Kingdom by the Roni River...

Sword and magic, magic and Taoism... are intertwined on this continent.

Coupled with the passionate soundtrack at that time, sometimes as light as a nocturne, and sometimes as magnificent as an epic soundtrack, Wang Yongheng only had the word shock in his eyes.

He couldn't help but swear: "This... the CG of this game is too fucking crazy, right?!"

He slapped his colleague on the shoulder and said, "Lu Min, send me a link quickly, and I will push him to the homepage!"

Lu Min said cunningly: "No problem, but I discovered this UP owner first, and I have already private-messaged him~"

Wang Yongheng rolled his eyes and said, "All right, all right, I won't rush you."

Immediately, Lu Min smiled and sent the video link to Wang Yongheng's work account.

Wang Yongheng clicked on the link, only to find out that the name of this video is actually called [The strongest CG in history, playing all games, if you don't accept it, watch it! ], isn’t this Nima the video he just thought was a brush, so he didn’t bother to click in and watch it?

Thinking of this, he suddenly regretted it.

Obviously I discovered it first, but because of prejudice, I didn't click in!

What a... what a big idiot he is!

He slapped himself on the face angrily, and said to himself that next time he must not be disdainful because of other people's headlines.

He sat at his desk and clicked on the video again.

On his own computer, he didn't choose to block the bullet chat, so he only saw the screen full of colorful bullet chat, which spread all over the screen in an instant, making him unable to see the main body of the video clearly.

[Coach, I want to play games! 】

【The coach said fuck off, he hasn't played yet~】

[Mom asked me why I watched the video series on my knees! 】

[High energy ahead! ! ! 】

[Huge energy ahead! ! ! 】

[Aww, Miss Angel, I can! 】

[Let go of that wing, let me masturbate! 】

......

The screen full of barrage made his phone freeze.

Wang Yongheng hurriedly chose to turn off all the barrage, and enjoyed the video again.

However, after watching it, he had a doubt. Such a promotional video for a game that is more powerful than a 3A masterpiece is not released by the official account of the game, but by a private account called the No. [-] handsome man in the universe?

He clicked on this account and found that it was a new account that had only been registered for 90 days.

He conveniently searched the history of this account, um...a video was uploaded about a month ago, but it seemed to be deleted by the UP owner himself.

He hesitated for a while, and finally used the cloud function to restore the deleted video of this account in the background.

"???"

The author has something to say: there are two changes, the replacement is late, don't buy it.