I, the evil god, the cooking king

The cold incandescent light spread on his white face.

He moved his mouth, his eyelids trembled, and he woke up from the stupefied sleep...

Then, several surprised, shocked, or unbelievable human faces came into his vision.

"???" Lin He suddenly had a question mark in his head.

Didn't he remember taking a leisurely nap on the beach?

Why do you wake up with so many people around you?Are you still looking at yourself with such weird eyes?

And he is still lying in such a place... similar to a research bench?

What the hell does this happen? !

Just as his eyes were full of doubts, the surrounding researchers in white protective clothing and goggles seemed to have reacted, and suddenly retreated a few steps to disperse.

On the outer circle stood a circle of people in military uniforms, all pulling out all kinds of firearms and facing him with full vigilance.

This posture, as if he is some extremely dangerous person.

Seeing this scene, he panicked all at once, and sat up from the research table with a whoosh, only to see that the two circles of people continued to take a big step back.

Still yelling something in various languages...

"He's really awake!"

"Is it alive? But why are there no vital signs?"

"What shall we do now?"

"Wait, can you understand what he said? It should be an intelligent creature, and it should be able to communicate."

Lin He turned his round head to look at the surrounding environment, and found that it seemed to be a sealed cabin with a faint smell of sea water. He should still be at sea.

The position he is lying on is similar to a research table, a bit like the aliens lying in Area 51 in the American documentary, and there are a few dazzling and bright surgical lights hanging above his head, which seems to want to... .dissect it? !

Looking at the group of researchers wearing protective suits, plastic gloves, and holding various instruments on the opposite side, he proved his conjecture more and more.

Yes, they must want to dissect themselves!

But didn't he just come for a vacation and sleep on the beach, how did he end up like this? !

Thinking of this, his eyes trembled wildly, he hurriedly stood up from the research platform, and looked down at the group of people.

Seeing his actions, the surrounding humans became more vigilant, as if he was going to kill.

And he was like a poor, weak, and helpless little octopus about to be slaughtered on the dissection table, with grievance and fear in his eyes, he asked loudly, "Why am I here, you guys?" ...what are you going to do to me?!"

Hearing his question, the people around immediately seemed to explode.

"He can really talk!"

"My God, are we... are we witnessing a historic moment?"

"Hello... hello Mr. Octopus, may we call you that?"

"Hi, it's an honor to meet you, I'm Rear Admiral Jin Zheng of Nanhan Kingdom..."

"Welcome to our country, I am Prince, a diplomat from Sri Lanka..."

Surprised, excited, he took the initiative to say hello...for a while, the noise around him was like a vegetable market.

Seeing this situation, Lin He's body couldn't help shrinking back.

He was a little scared to see so many people in military uniforms, armed with fancy weapons, or wearing protective clothing, holding sharp research instruments around him.

After all, as an octopus monster, living in the human world, isn't the most fearful thing is that his identity will be discovered, and then he will be caught and sent to the laboratory for dissection?

At this time, someone keenly noticed his actions and immediately said loudly: "I understand everyone's thoughts, but please calm down. This Mr. Octopus just woke up from a dream, let's not scare him."

This person is a young Asian with a minor in psychology. He sensed the panic in the opponent's heart from the behavior of the octopus monster, so he spoke out to stabilize the situation.

Those who can appear on this ship today are all elites from various countries, and of course they will not be stupid, so after a short period of excitement, they discussed sending representatives from several countries to communicate with the bewildered him.

The first person to speak in a friendly manner was the young Asian who helped him out. He introduced himself: "Hello, sir, I am Li Xuanqiu, the representative of the Xia Kingdom. What should I call you?"

Lin He paused in his heart. At least he still remembered that Xia Guo was his birthplace. The name 'Lin He' must not be used, so he rolled his eyes and said, "You can call me Xiao Sa." Anyway, Xiao Sa One of the shopkeeper's real names....

Li Xuanqiu judged from his erratic eyes that he was lying, or half-truth.

But a name is not important, so he didn't care about it, but continued to ask: "Do you know why you appear here?"

Lin He's eyes widened, and he replied confidently: "I just asked you because I didn't know, obviously I was sleeping by the sea, why did you bring me here, and just now you acted like you wanted to dissect me?"

At this time, another tall, dark-skinned young man bowed to him very politely and apologized: "I am Prince, a diplomat from Sri Lanka. I am very sorry for disturbing your sleep this time."

Lin He glanced at a circle of heavily armed navies from various countries standing outside, and waved his claws pretendingly impatiently: "Okay, okay, let me go if you have nothing to do."

After all, seeing so many people on the periphery, he...was quite nervous.

Of course, it's too easy to understand his small thoughts... He almost wrote what he said in his heart on his face.

There are many professors who are proficient in psychology around, and they can know what he is thinking with a casual analysis, and even some navy men with high emotional intelligence not far away can see what he is thinking.

His intimidation, fear, external strength but self-improvement... are all revealed in front of everyone.

Aware of his timid emotions, gradually many people's attitude towards him changed slightly.

Lin He is not an octopus spirit either, he can't see how complicated people's hearts are, so he flaps the wings behind his head and wants to leave.

"Mr. Sa, please wait, you can't leave yet!" A foreigner with light blond hair and blue eyes stopped him.

Lin He took a step back vigilantly, and said sternly, "What do you want to do?! Let me tell you that if you dare to do something to me, I will not be polite to you!"

Almost everyone could see his bluff, and couldn't help but feel that he was really making a big deal out of a fuss. He was actually on guard against such a weak alien, maybe this thing couldn't stand their hot weapon attacks at all.

Then someone sneered: "Hmph, did we let you go?! It's just an octopus monster!"

Lin He asked nervously: "You...what do you mean, don't think that I'm afraid if you have too many people!"

The man asked his men to raise their guns, and the black muzzle pointed straight at him: "If you dare to take a step, you can continue to lie there as a corpse today."

"Captain Hood, please calm down and don't be impulsive." Seeing his actions, others spoke out to dissuade him.

Seeing the row of muzzles, a bean-sized drop of sweat dripped down Lin He's round head.

Captain Hood swaggered forward, pointed at him, and said disdainfully: "You guys are just useless, isn't it easy to make him obedient? Look at this thing, now I'm too scared to even speak gone."

Lin He asked with faint eyes: "You...what are you going to do?"

Captain Hood coldly threatened, "Tell me what you know, and tell those fish monsters to roll back into the sea obediently. This is the world of human beings, so it's their turn to mess around. If you don't want to talk, you can just tell me." Just wait to be a corpse."

"Confession...what?" Lin He was stunned, sweating profusely, "I'm just an ordinary octopus monster, I don't know anything, are you just trying to find a reason to kill me?" !"

Hood's strength made the people around him stand on the sidelines.Perhaps they all want to take this opportunity to find out the bottom of this monster octopus.

Hearing Lin He's question, Hood twitched his mouth and said, "Tell me everything you know."

"I...I know?"

I know what it is?

Am I not just a part-time behind-the-scenes cook?

But if you say this, wouldn't you be beaten to death on the spot? !

Lin He panicked even more. He said with a mournful face, "I really don't know anything..."

Hood bent his lips, showing a cold and cruel smile, and said, "Since you don't know anything, then go die. Maybe you, as a specimen, can let us know more about the secrets of this world."

Li Xuanqiu watched from the sidelines for a while, and he could see that Lin He was a different kind with a low IQ. If he didn't ask him specific questions, he probably wouldn't be able to understand the deep meaning of the language.

Therefore, he quickly dissuaded him: "Captain Hood, please wait, please let us ask questions."

Hood: "If you can't ask, then there's no need to keep it."

Lin He, who was wronged and surrounded by humans, turned his eyes wildly, and suddenly his eyes froze.

He found four employees hiding in a corner, who looked like they were watching a play.

Thinking of my embarrassing appearance being witnessed by four employees, I was really ashamed to throw it at my grandma's house.

Thinking of this, he suddenly felt an evil fire in his heart, his eyes were rounded, his eyebrows were raised high, and he said to himself, okay...these employees are really good! !

Subconsciously ignoring the surrounding crowd, he shouted angrily, "Big Eyes! Coal Balls! Bubbles! Silver Frost! What are you all doing standing there!"

The four employees who were called by him loudly trembled in fright, and then quickly flew to him and stood up one by one.

And these four magical species that suddenly appeared out of thin air instantly made the people around panic again.

"fuck, what the hell is that! Why did it suddenly appear?!"

"They appear out of thin air, which means they have mastered special stealth technology."

"All alert and retreat! Don't let your guard down just because they can communicate!"

Lin He glared, with his claws on his hips, and asked angrily, "Did you two watch a good show over there just now?! Are you so happy to see the manager lose face?"

Big Eye hurriedly defended: "That's not the case, store manager, please listen to our explanation!"

Lin He's silver-white face flushed with anger: "I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen!!"

Seeing that the store manager was so angry, the coal ball trembled, lay on the ground, and repeatedly admitted his mistake: "It's all our fault, the store manager, please punish us."

A flash of inspiration flashed in Bubble's mind, and he wittily used purple light to shine on a group of people not far away, and said, "The store manager is not ashamed... You see, they are gone, and no one knows what happened just now It's up!"

Lin He: "Huh???"