I, the evil god, the cooking king

Lin He raised his eyes and saw this miserable scene that looked like a hell on earth, he couldn't help asking with an ugly face: "This... so many people have died, Bubble, do you really have a way to solve it perfectly? "

Bubble was calm and composed: "Of course, store manager, you just need to wait a little longer."

Lin He hesitated and said, "Okay...I'll just wait."

But the others around Lin He were completely desperate.

"What should we do? Are we going to wait to die like this?"

"But now that all the living people on the island have fallen, who can we turn to for help, not to mention that this place is still in the sea, even if you escape to the sea, can this group of deep divers who grew up in the sea run faster?"

"According to what you say, don't we have no way to survive?"

"My God, woo woo woo, I don't want to die here, I'm still young, I'm only 22 years old!"

"There is no way to go to heaven, and no way to go down to earth. It seems that this is my burial place...."

"Whoa, Mom, I'm going home!!"

"It's so hard to come out on vacation, why did this happen, my God, why do you treat me like this!"

Those who cry, those who complain, those who feel sorry for themselves, those who don't want to give up... converge into a sea of ​​wailing.

Quincy, who was sitting next to Lin He, had a hopeless expression that life was meaningless after suffering a collapse of faith, and that it would be better to die.

He looked at the sky blankly, and kept talking to himself: "Could it be that... the flying octopus god is all false? Then what is my belief all the time? Am I really being deceived... I'm just... am I just a joke?!"

"Flying Octopus God, it's ridiculous, it's ridiculous... Now that I think about it, how could there be such a stupid name. I'm afraid only those small sects who cheat money will take such a tacky name, and I am an idiot, listen to them I dove in. I'm afraid they were still laughing at me behind my back when they emptied my wallet...For example, only a fool like me would be fooled, and the money of a fool like me is really It's so deceiving, hahaha..."

Quincy laughed wildly in grief and indignation, tears rolled down his cheeks: "My belief is just a fucking joke!!!"

Quincy laughed while crying, but his eyes were still fixed on the pink octopus monster, as if he was secretly hoping for something.

Lin He was a little terrified by his eyes, and couldn't help shrinking back.

Seeing his cowardly behavior, Quincy was completely desperate. He slammed his head on the ground until his face was covered in blood until he passed out.

Seeing Quincy's frenzied actions, Coalball shook his head and sighed: "Human beings are really fragile creatures. They always like to put their spiritual support on illusory goals. If they don't do what they want, they will have a nervous breakdown. I really don't know how weak people are. How did organisms survive natural selection and evolve to where they are today."

One of Lin He's tentacles split apart, he untied the rope on his body, and slapped the coal ball on the head with a slap: "Don't make sarcastic remarks there, and quickly untie everyone."

Seeing that Lin He had untied him and was still helping other people untie their ropes, Kars said, "I didn't expect you, an octopus monster, to be really not with them."

Lin He rolled his eyes, not really wanting to pay attention to him.

At this time, he suddenly noticed a familiar internet celebrity face, and that internet celebrity face was the girl in the tour group with him.

She broke free, but did not run away. Instead, she secretly held her mobile phone and was filming the situation at the scene.

Those deep divers didn't notice her actions, but kept carrying humans to the square.

They also brought a towering throne made of stone and placed it at the highest point of the square.

Not long ago, the crowned female deep diver sat on the stone throne in a strange heavy robe, commanding the people below.

And all this was faithfully recorded by the mobile phone of the female Internet celebrity.

After a while, a large number of deep divers gathered in the square.

They surrounded the humans in the square, standing on three floors inside and three floors outside. There were so many of them that they even spread from the edge of the square to the jungle outside the entire town.

The queen stood on the high platform, opened her claws, closed her eyes, and said loudly in a strange language: "Let us offer sacrifices, and thank God for his attention~"

Lin He was taken aback for a moment, he thought the queen would let the people kill everyone directly.After all, isn't that the case in many historical documentaries?

Generally speaking, offering sacrifices to the gods means killing first.

Didn't expect that they just caught humans and didn't kill them at will?

"Are you going to start?"

"But why didn't they kill us?"

Everyone around had the same question as him, so they all looked up at the queen on the high platform.

The queen stood on the high platform and began to hum the beginning of a melody.

Next, the deep divers in a circle began to hum along with the queen, gradually forming a majestic chorus.

This...why does this song sound familiar?

Hearing the prelude to this song, Lin He was stunned.

wait... no?

No way? !

There was a flash of light in his mind, and he immediately remembered what happened on the bottom of the sea not long ago.

Damn, can it be said that this group of deep divers captured so many people, are they all sacrifices to me? !

He couldn't help turning his eyes to Pao Pao, and asked hesitantly, "Pao Pao...this...isn't it what I thought it was?"

Bubbles replied with a smile: "It's just what you think. They are offering you a gift. As for whether you want to accept it or not, it's up to you."

"Damn it!!!" He remembered that this group of fish killed so many people and spoiled his vacation, and he didn't want a spicy chicken festival just because of it, so he couldn't help but open his mouth and curse, "This group of fish has no brains! Is there something wrong?"

Bubble said meaningfully: "They just want to please you... After all, creatures like them will sink into endless madness when they come into contact with your thinking, so they can only speculate blindly Your thoughts, and offer them the most precious gift. Of course, such a gift may not be worth mentioning to you."

Lin He shook his head again and again and said, "I'm really sick!"

"..."

"The supreme being, sleeping in his ancient palace."

"We are so humble, we are so honored to live in the dream of His beauty and wonder."

"We sing of his greatness, we dedicate our lives and souls to his sight, and we shall become one with him."

The chorus of the deep divers was obviously incomprehensible to all human beings, but their memories engraved deep in their genes made them sing along in that strange language.

"Damn, why are you singing along too?" Kars looked around in surprise, and gradually followed the singing.

Jack stared obsessively at the queen of deep divers on the high platform, and said with a smile, "I can feel that this is our belonging...it is our honor to dedicate ourselves to him."

Kars took a step back and said in shock, "Are you crazy?"

Selena standing beside him showed him a strange look, her voice was soft and long: "Kars, don't resist your instinct, this is the memory engraved deep in human genes, he... is the root of all things. Lord, we were born into Him, now we just come back to His arms again, life is just a cycle He gave us...Come, come with me...We will become one with Him again, Waiting for the next reincarnation."

Not only Jack, Selena, Yanlu, Victor.... Even Quincy, who had just collapsed and knocked his head to the ground, got up from the ground and became intoxicated with all the deep divers Let's sing.

Seeing the intoxication and longing on their faces, and the look of devotion to themselves is the supreme glory, it only made Kars feel the bone-piercing fear.

"What happened to you guys?!"

The only people around who didn't sing along were the pink octopus monster and its monster friends.

"Octopus, are you still normal?"

As if grabbing a life-saving straw, Kars grabbed one of the Octopus's tentacles.

"me...."

The surrounding chorus became louder and louder, until Kars gradually became a little confused.

A melody and memory that seemed to be rooted deep in the genes emerged from Kars' mind.

"We sing of eternity, for we are born of all things, die of all things, and return to all things..."

"No...no...why do I..."

Kars let go of the pink claw in his hand blankly, turned his head slowly, opened his mouth, and joined the chorus.

He sang the same song as all humans, all deep divers.

Lin He looked at the magnificent chorus in front of him and listened to the meaning in their lyrics.

He suddenly understood why this group of deep divers, who had been lurking in the human world for countless years and deeply understood the power of human beings, dared to capture the entire island today and hold this ceremony.

Because...they don't just use humans as sacrifices.

They themselves are part of the offering!

Bubble asked seriously: "Do you want to accept this gift?"

Lin He thought that Pao Pao was teasing him, rolled his eyes and said: "Shut up, Pao Pao, don't get nervous with this group of fish, hurry up and talk about your perfect solution!"

Bubbles smiled and said: "Actually, the solution is very simple. You just need to refuse to accept this gift, and they will be fine. But if you want to erase all the accidents that happened today and revive all the people who lost their lives, then you need Trouble."

Lin He waved his paw impatiently and said, "Don't be tricky, explain how to do it quickly."

Bubbles said: "You have to load me and the coal ball and the big eye at the same time, and then you can modify what has happened on this island."

"Then do it like this!" Lin He finalized this method. After all, he didn't want his birthday vacation to directly evolve into a war between deep divers and humans. Maybe he would actually launch a mushroom bomb in the end.

The big eyes retracted their wings, and embedded them on his head together with Bubble.

The briquettes also retracted their four hooves, wrapping around his body.

Soon, he felt himself rising and rising, and finally reached the sky above the island.

At this moment, the world stopped before his eyes, and all the singing deep divers and human faces were frozen in place.

He seemed to be a perspective, overlooking everything on the island from a high position.

Then, following Pao Pao's guidance, he began to revise what happened on the island.

After deleting the key event, the aborigines on the island will not mutate, and the deep divers will not hold rituals, but will continue to lurk in the human world.

Without the capture of the deep divers, people will be as peaceful this night as they have been for countless years.

After he was done, he threw out the coal balls and big eye bubbles in his body, and landed lightly on the square in the center of the town.

Exhausted physically and mentally, he hammered eight legs one by one, and sighed: "I'm such a hard worker..."

Suddenly, a pair of green eyes shining in the darkness focused on him.

Lin He didn't notice this, and was still complaining to Pao Pao and the others: "I think it's better to go out less in the future, and to do so many things this time, it really makes my heart tired, and I still feel at ease when I smash the door in the future." My heart stays in the restaurant..."

Another pair of fluorescent green eyes looked at him from a distance.

Then, countless pairs of fluorescent green fish eyes lit up in the dark.

Lin He suddenly felt as if he was being watched by many people, and felt uncomfortable all over.

He turned his head to look, and happened to meet countless pairs of big eyes in the darkness.

Lin He: "..."

The owners of the eyes crawled on the ground humble and pious, and opened their mouths one after another.

That familiar melody once again lingered in his ears and resounded throughout the world.

"No way, I can sing this, I'm already very tired, okay?!" Seeing this, he roared wanting to cry without tears.

Accompanied by the singing, the human with big fluorescent green eyes gradually changed into the appearance of a deep diver.

Under their loud singing, the city of deep divers under the sea became restless again...

Then, countless deep divers climbed up from the bottom of the sea, captured a wave of panicked humans, and gathered here in the square.

Looking at the scene that was staged in front of his eyes again, Lin He only felt physically and mentally exhausted, and his eyes went dark.

He collapsed on the stone steps with his octopus spread, allowing the group of deep divers to sing freely, calling his companions.

Bubble asked again caringly: "Shop Manager, do you need to revise it again?"

"Fart again." Lin He looked at the sky wearily, "I'm tired, let them destroy it, hurry up."

Bubble nodded seriously: "I understand, store manager, I will destroy them immediately."

After finishing speaking, Bubble emitted a strong purple awn, and shot into the sky with a whooping sound.

Lin He was dumbfounded on the spot, so he just said hello, isn't Bubble really going to destroy the world? !

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