I, the evil god, the cooking king

There is a silver-white octopus monster with angel wings on the back of its head, a purple ball of light is floating on its left shoulder, and a big blood-colored eyeball is flying on its right shoulder, and a huge black hair ball is curling up with four humans, standing behind them.

And this group of monsters stood majestically at the entrance of the hot spring center, watching him quietly.

"Damn shit—"

The waiter who opened the door let out a scream of panic that was so sharp that it almost changed his voice. His pupils were dilated, his face was full of horror, he took three steps back suddenly, and then accidentally fell on the smooth marble tiles.

Hearing the waiter's scream, the rest of the people in the hall turned their gazes over in unison.

When they witnessed the same scene as the waiter, they couldn't help screaming in horror one after another.

"Strange! Monster!!!"

"what!!!"

Hearing these sharp and ear-piercing screams, Lin He's facial features wrinkled, and his round head couldn't help shrinking back, as if he wanted to avoid these unpleasant sounds.

He secretly thought, this is like coming to Hua Nong chicken farm, one or two barking is as miserable as being caught and eaten by the river!

"Oh!"

Before he had time to step into the room of the hot spring center, suddenly an extremely dexterous figure rushed out, closing the door of the hot spring center at lightning speed.

"Boom boom boom!"

"crunch-"

The people behind the door seemed to be in a panic, and he even heard the door being locked and the cupboard being pushed against the door.

He suddenly felt a little upset: "...Am I so scary?"

Obviously the store manager is extremely handsome, and he is wearing the coolest 'God of the World' suit, but these people didn't invite him in to praise his appearance.

Could it be that Claire's praise of his pink-skinned appearance was all... cheating him?

Thinking of this, his self-confidence was inexplicably hit.

The coal ball quickly complimented: "It's because these human beings are too ignorant to appreciate the beauty of the store manager."

Big Eye was very dissatisfied with the attitude of these humans, and said angrily: "This group of humans really don't know what to do, we saved them, and we didn't even say thank you, and treated us like monsters! them?"

Seeing Da Yan's ruthless appearance, he couldn't help educating him: "Da Yan, you are young, don't be so hostile, peace is the most important thing, you know?"

Dayan said angrily: "But, they failed your wishes, I can't see such a thing!"

Lin He showed a gratified smile like an old father seeing his son. He felt that Big Eye's level of speaking has been getting higher and higher recently. It seems that the recent training is useless~

He said persuasively: "Big Eyes, people are a narrow race. They always have prejudices against abnormalities, but we can't hurt them because of this. You have to remember that we are good monsters."

Big Eye sighed slightly, and agreed: "I remember, manager."

He then looked at the closed door, and the octopus showed a kind and holy smile on his face: "Since they refuse to let us in, let's kick the door open, I believe they will accept us~"

The excited red pupils glowed, and it grinned and replied, "No problem, manager!"

The big eyes extended two white tentacles from both sides of the body. The tentacles were swollen as a whole, and the muscles quickly became knotted, just like Tyson, the king of boxing.

"Oh——" It assumed a Jeet Kune Do posture, and after a cry, it attacked the gate one after another.

"Bang bang bang!"

"Creak creak..." The door made a crumbling sound, and the door vibrated violently as if it was about to fall down at any time.

And the crowd inside the gate seemed to have noticed that they wanted to force their way in, so many people spontaneously organized themselves against the two doors, trying to prevent them from entering.

"They're going to break in!"

"Quick! Stop it!"

"Huh..." Big Eye sneered, "It's too small..."

After saying the classic lines of the Shaman King, it launched a rapid attack towards the two wooden doors!

"Boom boom boom..."

In the end, the thick door was smashed by Big Eye's fist, leaving pieces of wood on the ground.

Through the hole in the wooden door, they could even see the panicked and retreating crowd behind them.

Big Eyes made the final blow, smashing the door open completely.

Accompanied by a loud noise, the two doors lay flat on the ground, while Lin He stepped into the hot spring center in an arrogant posture.

Looking at the fleeing crowd, he said to the three employees in an educational way: "Although humans are narrow animals, we can completely smash their prejudices with our fists."

"The store manager is right!"

"The store manager is right!"

"..." The three employees nodded in response to his idea.

Lin He said loudly: "Is there anyone in charge?"

Hearing his voice, everyone who was terrified calmed down a little.

Because being able to communicate means being intelligent, and intelligent creatures generally don't eat people.

"I...I'm the manager here, Jonathan, you...what can I do?" A blond middle-aged man in uniform came out tremblingly.

"Whoever is in charge is fine." Lin He nuzzled, "I found someone fainted in the snow. This is the nearest human gathering place, so I sent it here. You can see if you can save it."

"Put the person down with the briquettes." He motioned for the briquettes to release the person.

The briquettes dropped several foreigners wrapped in curly hair, and Jonathan immediately asked the staff to come forward to check.

"It's a guest in room 304. His body temperature is extremely low and his condition is not very good. He has to be sent to the medical room immediately."

The staff recognized the four people and quickly carried them away.

Jonathan felt that Lin He and the others seemed to have goodwill towards humans, and the tense look on their faces eased a little.

He thanked him, and out of decades of professional habits, he subconsciously said politely: "Thank you for your help, it's snowing outside, do you need a cup of hot drink?"

And as soon as he asked, he wanted to bite off his tongue.

It's really not good to be too dedicated...

Lin He raised his eyebrows and asked, "For free?"

Hearing him say that, Jonathan had no choice but to reply: "When...Of course."

He pretended to cough twice, narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "Ahem, we're tired from moving a few people here, so give us a drink each, and don't be stingy if you have something delicious~"

It’s a fool not to take advantage of the cheap, but I don’t know if I can grab some delicious food here. Seeing that the hot spring center is so luxurious, the cook must be very good. Maybe there is some Tomahawk steak, Iberian ham, The best Australian lobster....

For these expensive ingredients, he usually reads food bloggers’ popular science on cilicili, but rarely buys them extravagantly.

Jonathan inexplicably felt that these monsters were a bit like hooligans who ate and drank.

But he still suppressed this weird emotion, and then told the staff to go to the kitchen to get some food.

Lin He took the three employees, as if he had come to his own home, swaggered and found a sofa to sit down.

After a while, the staff of the hot spring center seemed to be pushing a dining car.

Set them up with a portable dining table, followed by trays of delicate meals.

There is soup, there is steak, there is ham, there is pasta....

Lin He took a deep breath, picked up the knife and fork and started without hesitation.

His three employees didn't know what politeness was, so they ate and drank together with him.

........................................

Rachel, Jonathan's female assistant, said: "I don't think they are the kind of vicious monsters. You see, they even sent back our missing customers in the snow-capped mountains. They should have goodwill towards humans, and we shouldn't worry too much. Your own safety."

Jonathan nodded and agreed with Rachel's statement: "They also eat human food, so they probably don't use human beings as food. I'll communicate with them later to see what's going on? They may know the origin of this incident Weird snow!"

Rachel looked at him with worry in his eyes: "Jonathan, you have to pay attention to safety."

"Of course I know, dear." Jonathan replied softly.

Rachel glanced at him affectionately, then turned around and took the staff to appease the rest of the tourists who were still in shock.

Lu Xiaofei caressed her thumping heart and said, "I'm really scared to death!"

Naomi said in surprise: "When they rushed in, I really thought we were going to die, and I was even ready to see God! But I didn't expect that they really just saved people and came to us Yes! This is incredible!"

Lu Xiaofei said: "This shows that they are not malicious to us, I believe we will all be safe."

Naomi said: "This is really nice~"

Lu Xiaofei secretly glanced at the monsters that were eating and drinking in the distance, and said: "I noticed that the leader of this group of monsters seems to be the silver-white octopus monster with angel wings. Actually, if you look closely, it And she's pretty long..."

As if keenly grasping the word 'pretty', the monster octopus turned to look at her.

Lu Xiaofei was startled, and immediately looked away: "It seems to be able to hear!"

Naomi pressed Lu Xiaofei's shoulder and said, "Stop talking."

"I...I got it!" Lu Xiaofei nodded in panic.

Because the monsters didn't seem to have any malice towards them, the crowd around them gradually calmed down, and those who were brave enough even secretly peeped at them while discussing in low voices.

At this time, a pair of parents bowed their heads to communicate with each other because they were too nervous.They didn't notice that their child, a four or five-year-old girl, was heading towards the octopus monster while picking up the beautiful silver-white feathers on the ground.

Because the feathers on the ground will stagnate for a while before they turn into silver stars and dissipate after they fall on the ground, so the little girl picked them up and picked them up, but she didn't save a single feather in her hand.

When the parents noticed it and looked up in a panic, they noticed that the little girl had already run behind the sofa of the group of monsters. Looking at the wings behind the octopus monster's head in a daze, she seemed to want to touch them very much.

With her hands behind her back, the little girl asked the strange-looking brother in front of her, "Big brother, the feathers are so beautiful, can you pet them for me?"

The little girl has long light blonde hair and twin ponytails, and looks very cute.

Lin He has always liked pretty little creatures. He pretended to be serious and said: "Brother's feathers are very precious, what should you do if you get dirty?"

"Then...then I'll wash it for my brother!" The little girl also knew that the dirty clothes should be washed, "Put it in the washing machine, beep, it's done!"

"Pfft~" Big Eye couldn't help imagining the scene where the store manager took off the wings and put them in the front-loading washing machine for cleaning, and he couldn't help laughing.

Lin He said coldly: "Big eyes, your skin is itchy?"

The big eyes shrank their wings in shock: "The store manager, I didn't mean it...."

Seeing the silver-white wings with special effects, the little girl asked more and more eagerly: "Brother, can I touch it?"

The little girl is very polite and doesn't hold out her hand without someone's consent.It's not like those bad boys who haven't been taught well, he doesn't care if you agree or not, he just comes up and grabs it.

Lin He patted her head with his tentacles, adjusted the wings behind his head to hang down slowly, and said, "I can only touch it."

The little girl excitedly put her hands on the wings, the unprecedented feather touch made her palms feel numb.

She saw the twinkling silver stars on the feathers, spiraling up her fingers and circling her.

At this moment, she seems to be like an elf covered in gold powder in Peter Pan, but her glitter powder is silver~

"Whoa!" She cheered happily, "It's so beautiful!"

The two couples were terrified to see their daughter put her hands on the wings of the octopus monster, and they couldn't help screaming: "Kelly!"

"Baby, come back!"

Out of love for their daughter, they overcame the fear in their hearts, rushed forward without hesitation, and hugged the little girl tightly.

"Mom, look! The little stars are dancing!" The little girl didn't realize the seriousness of the matter at all. She looked at the surrounding silver stars and happily showed off to her parents.

"Baby, you scared me to death!" Her mother said angrily and worriedly holding the little girl Kaili nervously.

Lin He put down the teacup on his tentacles, and glanced at the two parents.

Unexpectedly, the faces of these two people were frightened, but fortunately they still have the emotional intelligence of normal people. They knew that the octopus monster could communicate, so they asked Kelly to apologize to the octopus brother immediately.

Lin He replied: "I let her touch it, so there is no need to apologize."

"Thank you, thank you for your generosity."

The child's parents thanked him again and again, and then took the child back.

But after this encounter, the people around have noticed that they are kind-hearted and not difficult to get along with, some bold young people are a little eager to try.

After all, it is so rare to meet a talking monster in the real world!

If you can say a few words and take a few photos, it will be capital to show off to others.

Fortunately, Jonathan, the manager of the center, asked the employees to stop these young people who love to die in time, and stepped forward to ask them in person.

Jonathan asked respectfully: "Are you satisfied with our service?"

Lin He said with satisfaction: "It's not bad..." It really deserves to be a high-end hot spring center, and the service is good.

Jonathan asked again: "Then what else do you need?"

Lin He replied: "No, we will go back later. But since you are building a hot spring center here, I will also give you some advice."

Jonathan: "You say."

Lin He advised: "There are some not-so-friendly creatures here, so at night, try to travel as little as possible, lest there will be no dregs left in the end."

After all, this is the breeding area for flame spirits. They like to be active at night and chase living creatures. When they see these slow-legged humans, they will turn into a pile of ashes when they burn.

Therefore, it is still dangerous for these people to open a hot spring center in the breeding area of ​​​​flame essence.

Although there is not much time for the small worlds to overlap, there are always a few times a year.

Hearing Lin He's words, Jonathan's face froze for a moment, but he still thanked him and said, "Thank you for your reminder."

"It's a trivial matter, we're leaving now, you be careful~" Lin He greeted the three employees who were full of food and drink, stood up and prepared to leave.

Seeing that they were about to leave, Jonathan seized the opportunity to ask, "Since you live here, do you know what's going on with the weather? That's why the snow falls so slowly, and our time has almost stopped."

Lin He was taken aback for a moment, and then remembered that he slowed down Bubble.

"Bubbles..."

"Please wait a moment." Bubble immediately understood what the store manager meant, it turned its body slightly, and after a burst of light, the heavy snow outside returned to normal, and time began to flow normally.

Jonathan swallowed, and asked in shock: "This...is this all your ability?"

"No, this is just the ability of a small employee of mine." Lin He calmly pretended to be forceful.

Jonathan gasped, and looked at them with awe in his eyes, as if seeing a god.

He noticed the angel wings behind the octopus monster's head, and a terrible guess suddenly appeared in his heart.

He asked tremblingly, "You...are you the god here?"

Lin He thinks that this buddy is really good at brainstorming, but this is indeed within the scope of his breeding farm, and within this scope, he is no different from a god.

He replied funny: "It's just the manager here, not a god."

manager?Can a manager manipulate time with any employee under his command?

So how strong does this manager have to be? !

Jonathan was shocked, thinking in disbelief, what kind of person he was communicating with!

"Then let's go." Lin He waved his tentacles to bid farewell to him.

Jonathan stood at the door, immersed in his own thoughts for a long time, unable to extricate himself.

A silver feather passed by the tip of his nose, and he couldn't help reaching out to catch the feather, but the feather quickly dissipated in his palm, and he suddenly felt a strange tingling sensation, which spread from the palm to the blood.

He turned his head to look at himself in the glass mirror, and found that the wrinkles on his face had decreased a lot, as if he had reversed his age from 50 to his early 40s.

He has become younger...

He stared at himself in the glass obsessively, and an inexplicable frenzy swept through his heart.

At this moment, Jonathan couldn't control his legs and knelt on the ground, praying in gratitude to the monster figure that had gone away in the snow.

"Thank you for your gift..."

"Manager Jonathan, what's the matter with you?!" Seeing his abnormal behavior, many people rushed forward to pull him up.

After giving thanks, he quickly stood up and said to the surrounding employees with a smile on his face, "I'm fine, I even feel like I've never felt better~"

And the surrounding employees were also surprised to find that Manager Jonathan was ten years younger in an instant.

......................................

Lin He took the three employees along the way they came, flew for 2 minutes, and finally returned to their original wild hot spring pool.

At this time, the poor Yinshuang had been piled up into an upright spherical snowdrift by the heavy snow, only the poor face monitor was exposed.

It has been waiting desperately, and it seems that it does not understand why it has waited so long when it is a personal gift.

Seeing Yinshuang's pitiful appearance, and thinking of himself and the three employees coming back after eating and drinking in the hot spring center, he couldn't help but feel a little faint.

He asked in a rare and gentle voice, "Yin Shuang, have you been waiting for a long time?"

Yinshuang replied with a cute electronic voice: "Manager, Yinshuang can wait as long as you want~"

"Yin Shuang, you are such a good opportunity!" He praised Yin Shuang by sweeping away the snowdrifts on Yin Shuang with his tentacles.

Yinshuang replied shyly, "This is what Yinshuang should do."

Every time Yinshuang answered with a cute electronic voice, Big Eyes and Coal Ball would feel a little nervous for no reason, but out of prejudice and disdain for this honestly bullied bottom-level machine, the two employees did not put it too much in the eyes.

But Lin He was a little moved when he heard Yinshuang's answer.

It has always been so hardworking, without asking for rewards, doing the dirtiest and most tiring work in the store, but without the slightest complaint, it is the one who works the hardest, and is always the last one to sleep.

Normally, he ignored Yinshuang too much, but in fact, it was the real good employee.

...at least it is much stronger than the intriguing briquettes and the smart big eyes.

He patted Yinshuang's tin head and said, "Yinshuang, when you go back today, the store manager will buy you a new house~"

Yinshuang seems to have learned some words of retreat from watching the battle between briquettes and big eyes all the year round: "The store manager...is this costing you too much?"

"No, you deserve this. In the past, the store manager neglected you too much. It was the store manager's fault." Hearing what he said, Lin He felt even more comforted, and felt that Yinshuang was really sensible, "In the future, if you live If there are too many, let Briquette and Big Eye share the burden with you...don't go to bed too late, do you understand?"

What the store manager said instantly alerted Lianqiu and Dayan, and they found that this trend seemed a bit inauspicious!

Yinshuang asked with some fear: "But... Seniors with big eyes and senior coal balls, wouldn't they be very happy?"

"Don't worry." He glanced coldly at Big Eyes and Coal Balls, "If they dare to bully you, you can record it with your eyes and let me make the decision! In short, bullying is never allowed in our store !"

The coal ball hastily defended: "How could we bully Yinshuang? Are you right, Big Eye?"

Big Eyes nodded fiercely: "Yes, yes, we have always been the best to Yinshuang~"

He said with satisfaction: "Very good...Since we are united and friendly, we must always maintain it~"

As soon as the store manager turned around, Big Eyes couldn't wait to make a threatening gesture of cutting Yinshuang's neck with his small tentacles.

Yinshuang took a few steps back in fright and fell into the hot spring pool.

"big eyes!!!"

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