I, the evil god, the cooking king

It's March in Yangchun, the weather is sunny and sunny, and today is obviously a good time to travel and play.

In Huaxi Park, a young man is wearing a baseball cap, sunglasses, and casual sportswear, holding a large garbage bag in his left hand and long pliers specially used for picking up garbage in his right hand.

His face was covered with fine beads of sweat, and he buried his head, patrolling the ground like a sensitive dog, looking for the garbage left on the ground.

"As long as you pick up another 5 catties of garbage, today's task can be completed!" He muttered, rolling his eyes around, and soon found a mineral water bottle dropped outside the garbage bin not far away.

He stepped forward quickly, but saw another middle-aged and elderly man wearing a yellow hat from "Imon's Yogurt Gift". He quickly picked up the mineral water bottle, threw it into his right hand and dragged it. In the shopping cart, and with the eyes of "boy, you are still too young.", he glanced at him lightly, and then walked to the next trash can with chic Tai Chi steps.

There was a twist on the young man's face, but thinking of getting energy points after completing the random mission, he had no choice but to suppress his anger.

On this day, from the opening of the park at 8 o'clock to 8 o'clock in the afternoon, he barely picked up ten catties of garbage.

[Daily task: A beautiful day, start with a civilized me.To create a clean and tidy environment, we need to pick up ten catties of garbage in Huaxi Park today (completed). 】

After hunched over for 12 hours, his waist was sore and his back was aching, and his body smelled of sweat and spicy chicken, which was extremely uncomfortable.

In order to complete the task as soon as possible, he didn't even have time to eat a bite of food during the 12 hours, so he was so hungry all day.

But his efforts were not worthless. He hammered his waist, looked sadly at the daily tasks on the vision interface, and clicked Submit.

[Get 10 awakening points, currently have 10 awakening points.Is the awakening progress bar injected? 】

He clicked to confirm, and then watched the awakening progress bar increase by another 2%. The current progress bar has reached 8%. As long as the awakening progress bar increases to 100%, he can awaken safely without any worries.

With a good wish in mind, he came to a Chinese restaurant, ordered a few stir-fried dishes, and was about to reward his hungry stomach.

Unexpectedly, just after the dishes were served, a random time-limited mission appeared.

[Random time-limited mission: A robbery is taking place in Persimmon Alley 656 meters away from here, go to the hero to save the beauty! (Countdown 5 minutes)]

He stared bitterly at the table of good food in front of him, so he could only suppress the hunger in his belly, quickly checked out with his mobile phone, ran out of the store without stopping, and rushed towards Persimmon Alley.

As he ran towards it, he dialed the police.

When I rushed to Persimmon Alley, I saw a man flipping through a woman's wallet, found two bank cards, and holding up a dagger, said menacingly, "What's the password for your bank card?"

Seeing this, he didn't yell to stop. Instead, he picked up a wine bottle and rushed up to fight with the robbers.

"Boom!"

The robber is also a habitual offender. He blocked his two moves and wanted to turn around and run away.Who would have thought that he would suddenly hit the top of his head with a wine bottle, which directly aroused the fierceness in the robber's heart.

The robber gritted his teeth, brandished the dagger, and struck down directly.

After finally being dragged to the police, he had already been stabbed several times, his sportswear was full of cuts, his body was covered in blood, and he was miserable and ugly.

Next, he went to the hospital for bandages, and the police took notes...tossing until 12 o'clock in the evening, he barely calmed down after a messy day.

He was lying on the hospital bed, and he clicked on the random task to see. At this moment, he was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.

Because the mission determined that if the police did not appear in time, he would most likely be killed by robbers.But in view of his heroic performance, the system gave verbal encouragement, but the task was still considered a failure.

What a hot chicken system!

I dare to thank him for working so hard, he didn't even have time to eat a meal, he was injured all over his body, and even scrapped a sportswear worth more than 2000 yuan. In the end, he didn't even get a fart!

He hammered his chest vigorously, scolding the idiot system three hundred times in his heart, but this gloom still lingered in his chest, and he didn't swallow it all night.

This bullshit system called "Slap the face to reach the pinnacle of life" was loaded into Ao Yangfei's mind five days ago.

When he was in college, he also read a lot of systematic novels, combined with this systematic title that slapped his face and reached the pinnacle of his life.Therefore, the moment the system was successfully installed, he really thought that this was a smooth path for him to reach the pinnacle of his life.

Unexpectedly, he was still too young.

Because the system detects that he does not have the qualifications for awakening, and if he wants to become an awakened person, he can only rely on the energy of the system, so he must diligently complete the daily tasks issued by the system every day. If he refuses to complete, he will suffer various Weird punishment.

For example, washing your hair upside down and performing peeing, stealing the batteries of five battery cars, and voluntarily surrendering, wearing a samba skirt and dancing in the central square...

Compared with the daily tasks of positive energy, the punishments of the system are various, and can make people want to die.

So now every day he has the determination to succeed if he doesn't succeed, and he has to do his best to complete the task every day.

To make matters worse, he will also trigger strange random tasks at any time. It is fine for him to accept this kind of task, but once he chooses to refuse, the system will make him accept various levels of punishment according to the situation after the task fails.

What [slap in the face and go to the pinnacle of life], all fucking fart, this is a blatant fraud!

Since getting this hot chicken system, his blood and tears have been written all along the way.

Although there is a saying among many nerds that 'I would rather be a system licking dog than an ordinary person'.

But now he just wants to say that these people just stand and talk without back pain!

This kind of hot chicken system, whoever wants it, will take it, he longs for someone to relieve him of the burden.

After these five days of tossing, he actually even wanted to give up on becoming an awakened person.

But looking at the progress bar of awakening, he forcibly endured it again, only hoping that he could see the day when he would be rewarded after he worked so hard to complete the task.

It's definitely not because uninstalling the system will kill him in an instant, absolutely not!

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Seven days ago, in the restaurant of the evil god.

Yinshuang was dangling around in the store cleaning. Although the business in the store is not very good now, it also understands the truth that it must not be idle in front of the boss, and it is doing cleaning every now and then.

Recently, the briquettes have made successive moves, and Big Eye is a bit powerless to deal with it, so he can only take temporary evasion measures.He took the initiative to go to find out who the power was, and dared to play tricks on the restaurant.

As the store manager, Lin He is using two tentacles to imitate Erlang's legs, lying leisurely on the boss's chair, one of the tentacles is stroking the curly hair of coal balls, and the other is controlling the newly acquired system interface.

Just now the system prompts that he has found the host and is installing it.

He waited for about 5 minutes before seeing a figure on the interface.

This person... looks very familiar!

He twitched his eyebrows, straightened his body with a swish, his round eyes stared intently at the person appearing on the interface.

This, isn't this his "friend" Ao Yangfei who ran away with the chef and finally disappeared? !

Thinking of the predicament and pain that this heartless idiot had brought to him, Lin He couldn't help but get angry.

Seeing that the store manager's expression was wrong, Liqiu hurriedly asked, "Store manager, what's the matter with you?"

Lin He narrowed his eyes slightly, showing an evil smile, and gritted his teeth inexplicably: "I saw an 'old friend' who has been missing for a long time! It seems that I want to catch up with this 'old friend' la~"

I don't know why, but when he was doing bad things, his head was loaded with ten engines, and he was so smart and clever in an instant.

It only took him 5 minutes to fully understand the general function of the system panel, and then looked at Ao Yangfei who was ecstatic on the main interface, asking what the system could do, and then showed an intriguing and wicked smile.

Then he flew with all his claws and began to write a series of system tasks.

Because his system panel cannot be connected to the black box center, he cannot issue tasks to allow the host to obtain system points and exchange them for items in the mall.

So he simply blocked this function, and based on Ao Yangfei's idea of ​​becoming an awakened person, he wrote a set of "false" awakened person routines.

To put it simply, it is to do tasks to find awakening points, and exchange awakening points for awakening progress.

Of course, what he spent the most time on was the punishment part, he didn't want to kill people, he just wanted to be tossed enough.

Do at least ten good deeds every day, he will spend 10 minutes a day, correcting the other party's task last night, if some of them fail to meet the standard, the task will fail.

There are many punishments, such as playing at home with a rich woman happy ball for 10 minutes, dancing in women's clothing and posting it on the cilicili website....He arranges everything clearly for the other party, and strives to make the other party "happy" and "happy" every day Enriched'.

Of course, he, Lin He, is not a villain system, and the tasks he released are all within the reach of Ao Yangfei. At most... he is so tired.

In the past few days, relying on admiring Aoyang's daily routine of flying chickens and dogs, he feels quite comfortable.

Even though his good-for-nothing employee had big eyes and couldn't find out who was behind the scenes after five days of inquiring, he didn't seem to care that much.

But the inability of business to improve is also a big problem, after all, it means that his income is shrinking day by day.

Just when he was thinking about whether to buy another stack of leaflets and promote it again, a turning point came suddenly.

"Brother Lin, your family's business doesn't seem to be doing very well recently?" Qi Xiaogu has occasionally visited him since he tasted his craftsmanship.

Lin He sighed sadly: "Recently, I don't know who is jealous of my business. Every day outside, I am an awakened person. The dishes I cook have side effects and so on, which makes it difficult for me to do business."

Qi Xiaogu blinked and said, "Brother Lin, I recently had a relative say that the No. [-] TV Station in City C is preparing to keep up with current events and make a new column about the awakened ones. I think this is a good way to refute the rumors. Don't you want to sign up for the trial?"

Lin He's eyes lit up when he heard it, and he immediately got excited. He patted him on the shoulder and said, "Tell me about it in detail."

Qi Xiaogu explained: "The column has been confirmed. It seems to be called "Future Star". Now is the registration period. You can sign up by going to the official website of the first TV station, but you have to upload a statement about your ability. The first issue The program is also experimental, so there won’t be too many people signing up. Brother Lin, you can go and try it. After all, the first TV station is our city’s one, and the ratings are not low. If you can, your business will definitely be booming again. stand up!"

"Good brother!" He quickly stretched out his tentacles to wrap around Qi Xiaogu's shoulders, his eyes gleaming with gratitude, "Thank you, I'll go and see this event right now."

Qi Xiaogu asked with a smile: "Then...for the sake of my news, how much discount will you give me today?"

"[-]% off!" Lin He waved his paw boldly, then grabbed the iPad and started to operate it immediately.

[The registration is successful. The current number of applicants is 108. The deadline for registration is April 4. Whether you are selected or not will be notified by the official staff of the TV station within three days after the deadline. 】

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[Random special task: 500 meters away from here, at the back door of Landiao Bar, there is a nasty corpse picking incident, go and stop it! 】

This is obviously an easy task, as long as you stop the corpse picker and send the girl to the police station, or arrange a night in the hotel, you will be fine.

Ao Yangfei dragged his tired body, looked at the random mission triggered, and finally heaved a sigh of relief.

He hurried to the back door of the Lantiao Bar. It was a secluded and dirty road, and the street lights flickered for an unknown period of time without workers coming to overhaul it.

At a glance, he saw a muscular man, half supporting and half hugging a girl with heavy makeup but obviously younger, pushing him into the Jinbei van, and there seemed to be someone in the car to meet him.

Ao Yangfei hurriedly stopped her and said, "Put her down!"

The muscular man turned his head sideways. Under the dim night light, the man's eyes gleamed coldly, like a poisonous snake, quietly watching him.

For some reason, Ao Yangfei shuddered suddenly.

The man walked towards him, a sense of oppression came over his face, Ao Yangfei noticed that the other person's expression was wrong, and immediately shouted: "Put that girl down quickly, I tell you, I have already called the police!"

Hearing his words, the muscular man stopped, and the person in the Jinbei van also got out. It was also a young man, but a girl with pale skin and squinting eyes.

Ao Yangfei was taken aback for a moment, and immediately realized that something was wrong, and stepped back involuntarily.

"What an admirable gentleman." The girl's voice was hoarse, with an inexplicable and weird meaning, "But if it hinders our work, then we don't have to leave today."

Ao Yangfei secretly scolded the mission for cheating, turned around and tried to run, but saw that strong man appeared behind him at some time, blocking his way.

He wanted to struggle desperately, but he didn't expect the opponent's punch, which almost made him start from scratch.

With a bang, he fell heavily to the ground, his head was about to split, his eyes were full of stars, and he didn't know where he was for a moment.

And before he completely passed out, the last scene in his eyes was the man lifting him up effortlessly and sitting in the van.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-05-0523:20:10~2020-05-0623:36:01期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of small fish; 1 bottle of three-six-nine;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!