I, the evil god, the cooking king

The author has something to say: Song of Roasted Gluten: Bilibili’s Harmony Number → av21061574 (with this song, eat this chapter, it will be more flavorful~)

Early this morning, JJ cleared it, lost 1300, and my mentality exploded. Do you think I will ask for leave because of this?

No, I want double updates!

Donald seemed to be unable to believe what he saw. He rubbed his eyes vigorously before asking in an erratic voice: "...What is that?"

What caught their eyes was a pink octopus monster. It was wearing a humanized red chef's uniform, a turban was tied on its head, and its body was twisting and twisting. It was singing cheerfully in front of the grill, brushing oil and sprinkling ingredients. .

"The singing of roasted gluten, get me drunk~

The spicy feeling breaks my heart~

The fragrant taste will make you recall it in your dreams~

My baked gluten will melt your heart~"

A big red pupil with wings was flying in mid-air, and a split pair of hands was holding a short light stick, swaying its body along with the singing, waving the light stick.

There is also a cylindrical robot more than one meter high, holding a can of beer in its hand, singing along with the singing, and filling its stomach with beer while holding it.

Wait, why is it pouring alcohol into its stomach instead of drinking it from its mouth...

...Everyone took a closer look and found that it was because its round head was integrated, and there was no mouth-like organ at all.

I have to say, this is really a very weird scene.

The corner of Rick's mouth twitched, and he said with a strange expression: "Wow...Look what we found, octopus monsters, robots, and eyeballs with wings? Are they... open-air BBQ?"

At this time, Scott Lee, an Asian who heard the song that the octopus monster was singing, showed a somewhat confused expression, because this song had been brainwashed and played repeatedly on his mobile phone.

Donald shook his head and asked in a low voice: "This is really weird! Savage, do we still have to go there?"

Savage was also a little puzzled, so he could only say: "There are many races in the dreamland, and I don't know all of them. But the song that the pink octopus sang, why... I seem to have heard it somewhere? "

Scott Lee: "..."

He smiled awkwardly but politely, and explained in a low voice, "Have you forgotten, Savage? That's the gluten song I loved a few months ago."

Savage was a little puzzled and said, "But... how could they sing this song?"

Donald guessed: "Wait... Savage, didn't you say that the Dreamland is made up of human subconscious? Could they be human too, just having their own fantasy appearance in the Dreamland?"

Savage nodded, "It's not impossible."

"Catherine! Catherine!" Inopova exclaimed.

Seeing Catherine lying on the ground covered in cold sweat, she hurriedly called out, "Scott, come and see what's wrong with Catherine?"

Scott Lee is a member of the team who is proficient in medical knowledge. He can judge most mild symptoms and propose effective solutions.

He hurried to Catherine's side, judging Catherine's symptoms from eyelids, heartbeat, and body temperature.

"She must have fainted from fright?" Scott frowned. "I don't know the difference between the dreamland and the real world, but based on my visual observation, she should have fainted due to sudden palpitations."

Fainting a team member is obviously not good news for them.

Inopova asked: "Captain, are we going to stop here for a while, or...try to touch those strange things?"

Her eyes subconsciously glanced at the grill of the octopus monster, and the smell of grilled meat almost made her salivate.

...

"Hey, who are you?!" Maybe the commotion happened here was a bit loud, but the robot actually found their tracks, and rushed over with a beer, yelling.

Several people were startled and retreated involuntarily.

Only Savage had the guts to ask, "Hey, robot, what's your name? We're a mountaineering team from humans!"

The robot shouted: "My name is Yinshuang, and my dream is to become the number one singer in the world!"

Is there something wrong?

Why is it that a robot's dream is to become the number one singer in the world?

However, if you think about it from a human level, this dream is quite normal.

And Diva is the name of the Neon Country. Could it be that this robot is from the Neon Country in reality?

Several people looked at each other and seemed to want to go to one place at the same time.

Not far away, the singing of the octopus monster also stopped. It seemed to look at them in surprise and said something in a low voice.

Although the surprised expression on the face of a pink octopus makes people feel weird.

But today's experience is already bizarre enough, so even if there are more incomprehensible things, they can still deal with it a little calmly.

I saw the octopus monster and the big eyeball muttering a few words, and the big eyeball suddenly flew towards them with some unhappiness.

Big Eyeball proudly said: "Hey, you humans are lucky today! The store manager allows you to join our barbecue party! Of course, if you don't want to participate, then get out!"

Several people discussed in low voices for a while, and Savage stepped forward first: "Hello, may I know your names? We are mountaineering team members from human beings, Savage, this is our captain Donald, and teammate Rui Ke..." He introduced the names and backgrounds of several people in turn.

Big Eye snorted coldly: "You are not qualified to know the great name of the store manager, just call me the store manager after me. As for me, I am Big Eye, big big eyes, big eyes."

After finishing speaking, Big Eyes didn't care whether they came or not, as if it was a routine task, he turned around and flew back to the Octopus Monster.

Several people hesitated for a while, and finally decided to go there.

"Oh, hello everyone, everyone is very welcome to our dinner party. You must be tired and thirsty after climbing all the way up the mountain?"

Unexpectedly, this pink-faced octopus monster is very approachable and approachable, giving people a naive and honest feeling.

It smiled kindly at them, its black eyes were big and round, and its pink body was more peaceful and non-aggressive.Looking closer, there is still such an ugly and cute little cutie, downplaying the sense of inhuman weirdness.

The octopus monster smiled and asked: "It happens that we have prepared a lot of barbecue and dishes today, as well as delicious juice and beer. Do you want to try it?"

It didn't seem like there was any danger.

Under its smile, everyone gradually calmed down, and subconsciously downplayed the death of their teammates in their minds, and they all expressed their enthusiasm and wanted to join the barbecue party.

Donald said, "Sir, are we not going to bother you?"

The octopus monster said generously: "Of course not. I'm very happy that you can come. After all, the barbecue party needs more people to be interesting~"

"Thank you, Mr. Octopus!" Inopova was already happily sitting aside, waiting to eat meat.

Donald looked at Inopova and sighed helplessly, "Then I'll bother you."

Savage also smiled and said, "Mr. Store Manager, it's a great honor to be able to join your dinner today."

The octopus monster boasted confidently: "Hey, don't worry, the food I make is world-class. I guarantee that after you eat it, it will be unforgettable for a lifetime!"

For some reason, Rick, who was standing aside, shuddered subconsciously when he saw this harmonious and cheerful scene.

"Find a seat and sit down, the barbecue will be ready soon." The octopus monster turned his head 180° and said with a kind smile.

Fear, like tarsal maggots, rushed up to the Tianling Gai from the bone marrow of the back, Rick wanted to escape, but his legs were nailed to the spot as if they were frozen.

"Uh... yes, Mr. Store Manager." He squeezed out a sentence through his trembling teeth.

Soon Mr. Octopus began to sing the gluten-roast song again, and even Scott Lee, who was usually the most calm and rational, couldn't help singing along.

Soon he handed them the unnamed meat on the barbecue stick.

Inopova took the skewer, and the meat on the wooden skewer exuded heat, with a crisp golden color, dotted with cumin seeds, and had a strong meaty aroma.

She took a bite, and the roast meat was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, but this kind of tenderness was not losing its strength, not greasy at all.The taste is like chicken, but the strength is not inferior to beef.

"Wooooow, this is really delicious!!"

"Shop manager, you didn't brag just now, it turns out it's really so delicious!"

"Of course, how can the store manager brag!"

Everyone ate very happily, only Rick's hand holding the wooden stick was very heavy.

They seemed to be confused by this monster octopus. No one thought about what they were eating?

Rick thought of those strange birds, his dead companions, the sudden appearance of three monsters, the friendly invitation, the delicious barbecue...

His pupils constricted slightly, so what could be the flesh in his hand?

The robot suddenly turned to look at him: "Why don't you eat duck? The manager's barbecue is really delicious!"

Hearing this sentence, Octopus, Donald, Savile... They all turned their heads to look at him together.

The scene seemed to suddenly become quiet, and everyone was watching him.

Under the eyes of everyone, Rick's hand trembled a bit, and finally he mustered up the courage to bite off a bite of flesh.

"!!!" His eyes widened in surprise.

A few seconds later, his tears couldn't help but fall down.

Sure enough, this is definitely not the delicacy that ordinary meat can achieve!

He thought of those dead companions... and suddenly burst into tears.

Is this... Desperate Meat?

Inopova covered her mouth and asked with a smile: "Rick, are you so delicious that you cry? My God, this is the first time I see Rick cry!"

"Hahaha, although it is indeed delicious, Rick, you can't do it!"

Everyone laughed at him, a happy scene, but no one knew Rick's inner pain and struggle.

The octopus monster also looked at him in surprise, and said: "If you think it tastes good, eat more, there are many more here." Anyway, they are all worthless bird meat.

Saying so, it generously stuffed a large handful of kebabs into Rick's hands.

In the crowd watching, Rick didn't dare to take advantage of others to throw it away, so he could only eat it all in one mouthful with tears in his eyes.

after an hour.

Seeing that everyone was full, the octopus monster suddenly showed them a strange smile: "Did everyone have a good time eating today?"

Rick's heart trembled, and the thought came, and it really came.

He thought sadly in his heart that according to the normal plot, they would learn the truth from the octopus monster next, and they would all be distraught, and finally become a new round of barbecue for the octopus monster to attract human beings...

No, he will never accept his fate!

His eyes instantly became firm.

"Everyone, the barbecue here is not free!" The octopus monster took out his mobile phone and began to click on the calculator.

Wait, why does it have a cell phone?And it's from the Shenhua brand!

Before Rick had time to think about why, he heard the octopus say: "There are five of you in total. You ate meat skewers for 452 yuan, vegetarian dishes for 128 yuan, 6 cans of beer, and ordered a cup of bubble tea. This is the best meat, plus On my labor costs...."

它滴滴的在计算机算着，很快得出了价位：“18080+2560+60+39....看在我们是第一次见面的份上，给你们打99折，抹去零头...诚惠21520。你们哪位付账来着？”

Rick slowly typed three question marks: "???"