After dressing as a women's anchor, I kept falling off the horse

The name of the live broadcast is very hot, Gu Qi smiled with satisfaction, and then started to turn on the music software to tune the song for the water friend.In fact, he is already thinking about whether to send Yinhe a contract application, after all, the popularity of his live broadcast room seems to have risen now.

Because of boredom, Gu Qi simply used this tone to chat with water friends.

[Anchor, when did you sign the contract? ]

"Tomorrow, you still have to worry about it." Gu Qi was sitting boldly, with one foot on the chair and the other in a slipper. "Hey, when I become a contract anchor, you will scold me and I will be banned. Cherish the days when I can still talk to you as I like."

[Anchor, can you pay attention to your sitting posture]

[emmm newcomer, why does this female anchor look so good-looking and her sitting posture is so... wild? ]

[Damn, the face suits my taste, but just can you reflect on yourself!The appearance is bright and beautiful, but the style is a big guy! ]

Gu Qi still ignored him, took out the nail scissors from the drawer, and started to trim her fingernails.

Then he said calmly: "The adjective of a big man who picks his feet... seems to be correct."

The barrage began to flash question marks.

Although Gu Qia had indeed picked up a life from the book, but he was used to being a rough guy, and he really didn't get used to wearing this big guy in women's clothing. Although he was live broadcasting, his sitting posture hadn't changed for a while.

At this time, a user named "W." directly smashed ten fantasy starships! ! !

Gu Qia was just stunned for a moment, and when he looked up, he was blinded by the exaggerated special effects on the screen.

He was a little panicked, and immediately put his foot down, and immediately disguised himself with a sweet voice: "Thank you W for giving me ten dream starships, it's too expensive, sir, can I give you a room manager?" good?"

[It’s still sweet girl’s voice that excites me]

[Ham, just keep the voice of the sweet girl for a while longer, what if you scare this big guy away later? ]

Cut, these people demolished him again!Gu Qia ignored them and looked down at the gift amount of the live streaming software.He originally thought that 500 yuan for such an exaggerated special effect should be about the same, but who knew that when he looked at the recharge page, the dream starship turned out to be the highest grade, and one cost 1 yuan!

This boss spent 10 yuan? !Gu Zheng didn't react on the spot, and quickly made a thank you gesture: "Thank you, boss, the housing management vest has been put on for you, do you want to play games with me?"

But who knows, there is someone in the barrage who doesn't want him to have a good time.

[Boss, please be sober, the anchor is a man, he is not a woman! ! ! ]

[Don't be deceived by his appearance, the host is the one who can scare away homeless people with just opening his mouth! ]

"Bah, is it as exaggerated as you said?" Gu Qia rolled her eyes and changed back to her original voice.But W., who had been silent all this time, suddenly posted a barrage, saying, "I know he's a man."

He used a man.

Because the high-end vest is also the most noble layer in the barrage in the live broadcast room, it is very conspicuous when it is released, and everyone can see it.This sentence was so full of affection, question marks were all over the bullet screen, and everyone was shocked.

[This male boss may be gay, what if he likes this model...]

[There is true love in the world, and there is true love in the world. ]

Gu Qia was so moved that he was pissed off by all the water friends in the live broadcast room, but when this big guy spoke, he was instantly comforted.

Gu Qia said, "Boss, do you want to play a few games with me?"

W.: This game is not very good at playing.

Gu Qia said happily: "I'll take you, I'm 6 in chicken-eating skills."

W.: Good.

He waited for the other party on the spot for a while, until the house manager poked the other party's account privately, and then Gu Qi added the other party and invited him to play together.At the beginning of the game, they were waiting in the hall. Gu Qia coughed, and then spoke in a female voice: "Big brother, big brother, where do you want to jump?!"

Gu Qia's falsetto is really successful, because it is a soft but not artificial voice, very sweet.But as soon as he spoke, Mr. W still hadn't said a word. The ID microphone of No. [-] "LMTV_lululu" lit up, and then the other party's voice came in unexpectedly: "Sister, are you a girl? Let me take you to eat chicken, okay?" ?”

This voice was also a mature and magnetic male voice, and it was quite nice, but Gu Qia was still a little confused.

He wanted to say something in response, but the barrage suddenly flashed like crazy——

[Damn it, it's God Lu, what kind of shit luck did you have, anchor! ]

[Ah, ah, God Lu, I can actually see God Lu here? ]

[Lazy cat TV, dream linkage! ! ! ! ]

Who is God Lu?Gu Qia only remembered the names of a few important protagonists, and didn't know anything about the other plots.He was a little dazed, and then he replied: "Hello."

It's just that he didn't forget his purpose of starting this game, mainly to bring the boss together.Gu Qi looked at No. [-] ID: "Wwwww." The microphone sound was still not on, so he tentatively said, "No. [-] boss, don't you turn on the microphone?!"

The No. [-] boss's microphone flickered, and a low voice came over the next second: "Well, it's on now."

Wow!The voice was quite nice, and Gu Qi felt vaguely familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere.But at this time, he couldn't allow him to think so much, that lululu on the [-]st started talking again: "Sister, where are you going to dance later, I'll be with you."

"Oh, I'll just jump into the ruins." Gu Qi glanced at the map and continued talking to No. [-], "Big brother, what do I call you, W?"

W was silent for a while, and answered him: "W is fine."

Gu Qia said hello, and then he listened cheerfully. This is his boss in the live broadcast room, and the voice is so nice, which made him a little excited.Although the barrage is not focused on these two at this time, it has been brushing Lu God or something.

He was a little confused, turned off the game sound for a while, and then asked, "Who is God Lu you are talking about?"

[Lazy Cat TV's most popular lu god, real name Lu Jianting, is quite handsome, but you don't know? ! ]

[It's also the anchor, but you have already appeared in the other party's room...]

Ah, so it is.Maybe it was my false voice that attracted the male anchor of the other party. For the effect of the live broadcast room, the other party was crazy about flirting with girls.However, Gu Qia didn't like this method, so he restarted the game voice after saying that he knew it.

At this time, Lu Jianting asked again and again: "Hey, sister, are you there? Talk to me!"

As soon as Gu Qia clicked in, he heard his benefactor, W, speak like gold: "Number one, you're a little noisy."

[? ? ?big guy awesome]

[Hahahaha boss, aren’t you afraid that millions of fans in Lu God’s live broadcast room will kill you?]

Although Lu Jianting did talk too much at this time, he didn't care so much when he was told by No. [-]. After all, he was just a bit noisy, but he still had good morals as an anchor.After being told by No. [-], he immediately apologized, and then acted like a good boy: "Oh, I'm sorry, I just haven't heard the voice of the girl I like for a long time, and I was a little excited at the moment."

At this moment, Gu Qi's live broadcast room was laughing like crazy.

Girls, sorry to disappoint you!

Gu Qi also wanted to laugh a little, and then controlled the character to jump into the ruins, picking up things while saying: "Then brother, I want M4 and AK, can you pick them up for me?!"

He didn't say this for himself to pick it up, because he already had enough guns on his body, and he wanted to pick it up for the second benefactor.After hearing this, Lu Jianting was really excited, and said, "I'll give you everything, me, I'll be enough with just one spray."

What Gu Qia didn't know was that as an anchor, Lu Jianting was best at an AK. Without a magnification lens, it was almost a death gun. Anyone who met it would be unlucky.It is quite dramatic for him to say that as long as he is a troll, he is really overwhelmed by love.

W, who had been listening to them in a cold voice, suddenly said, "I have an AK, and I'll give it to you."

Gu Cha: "..."

Do you want to fight?

He didn't know how to answer, when the live broadcast room was suddenly brushed again——

User "W." sent out ten fantasy starships in the live broadcast room of anchor Chacha, come and watch!

And added a sentence: "I'll give it to you, don't act like a baby with him."

"?" Gu Qia was confused.

[Are you still so young? ]

[Is this to control the anchor so that he doesn't flirt with others? hhh]

[Why do I see an old father on this male boss hhh]

But W has already said so, Gu Qi had no choice but to express his opinion quickly: "Okay, I want the number two gun, and you can take the number one gun yourself~"

Although No. [-] was rejected, Lu Jianting was still not frustrated, walked beside him and killed a few people, and said by the way: "I give you all the boxes, I just saw that they have the third-level first-level three-level armor, I will kill more people. "

The boss's speech is really simple and unpretentious, killing people is as easy as eating.

Gu Qia was a little moved, and then walked to the side of four or five boxes and continued, "Wow, there are so many supplies, so fat, do you want to pick them up on the [-]nd?"

But W didn't come, he just said: "You pick it up."

Gu Qi picked up the box and hurried to No. [-]. After pretending to be a cute girl for so long, he hasn't killed anyone yet!No, I agreed to bring it myself, so I hurriedly followed.However, the wind was not so smooth at this time. Lu Jianting was lying in the grass waiting to cut people, but suddenly a full formation slipped out from behind, and he was beaten to the ground within a few blows.

When Gu Qia just arrived, he hurriedly said: "Don't come, sister, they are too many, you can't beat them."

It still sounded like words of concern, Gu Qi was a little annoyed seeing those four people licking his box, walked over and said angrily: "Don't worry, I will avenge you!"

As soon as the voice came out, No. [-] Lu Jianting, who had tried to persuade him not to come, suddenly became dumb.

The other party did not speak for a full 2 ​​minutes.

But Gu Qia, who was in a hurry to get revenge, didn't realize it, and rushed over with a big sniper and AK on his shoulders.In the bullet screen, Gu Qi, who was sitting slack, suddenly sat upright, and even tore a lollipop and stuffed it in his mouth. He looked like he was still sloppy, but his expression was very focused.

Then I saw that he had a god-level positioning and advanced operation, and three of the four became boxes, and one drove away.Seeing that the bottom was finally turned into a box, Gu Qi licked the lollipop repeatedly: "How is it, No. [-], do you enjoy watching me kill you?!"

However, Number One's voice trembled a little: "You... who are you?"

"Just now... where did that young lady go?" I put a young lady there, why did she disappear!

"Excellence." The man on the other side of the screen took a sip of his coffee lazily, and leaned his voice against his own microphone, "You don't know, I think the anchor is very...personal."

Wen Qianhan dropped this comment, looked at the shocked eyes of the little anchor on the screen and laughed out loud, lowered his head and looked at Gu Qia's WeChat for several seconds, the more he looked at it, the more he wanted to tease him.

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