After dressing as a women's anchor, I kept falling off the horse

Gu Qia didn't know anything about what happened yesterday.

After waking up, he went to the supermarket downstairs to buy some fruits and put them in the refrigerator. He lay comfortably on the sofa with the TV on on the table.The heating was turned on in the room, and he felt so refreshed, even though his attention was not on the TV.

There are no variety shows or movies in the morning show on the TV, and most of them are boring soap operas.

When the hero and heroine are acting to break up, the rain is so heavy, which exaggerates the sad atmosphere extremely.Gu Qi remembered what she was going to do, so she simply got up, changed into a suit of clothes, and went all the way to the barber shop.He has taken off all the hair pieces, and the hair is slightly longer, but it doesn't look too feminine.

But there is no distinction between men and women... there is a bit of it.

When I went to the barber shop, the teacher Tony took a look at him, and some didn't know what his name was.But politely asked him to come in first, Gu Qi coughed: "Cut your hair half short, it's that kind of...neutral style."

"Brother, are you a man?" Teacher TONY's eyes glowed golden, and when he looked at him, his eyes straightened immediately, and said affectionately, "Brother, you are so good-looking, do you have a boyfriend?"

"Don't, don't, I'm not that interested." Seeing the sign that the other party was about to attack, Gu Qi quickly stopped the other party's thoughts, and refused politely.That teacher TONY had no choice but to chop off his feet angrily, still acting like a baby, "Well, why are you like this, why don't good-looking men fall in love?"

Don't rely on... This is more shocking than Wen Fangcheng acting like a baby on purpose.

Of course, the other party might have a nicer voice, but the barber felt goosebumps all over his body when he was being teased like this!

After a chill passed, Gu Qia looked up at the sky: "Girls are stronger than you, don't act like a baby, I'm afraid I'll lose my life."

These words made the barber so angry, he finally lost his mind, and put on the cloak seriously for Gu Qia: "Hey, you know, there are too many gay monks, and it's hard to get a ticket. If you don't take a brave step , I'll still be a virgin all my life."

This review just ignored his words.

Although he was finally much taller than the other party, the barber didn't expect that he had been suppressed before.He looked in the mirror depressedly, and after waiting for almost 10 minutes, all the haircuts had been cut.Although the barber's words were very flamboyant and his small movements were deliberate, his skills were not bad.

His hairstyle was cut into a short hair that was neither long nor short, reaching to the back of his head.Gu Qia has bangs, looks very cute, looks like a high school student.After giving the money to the other party, Gu Qia took two deep breaths, and then slowed down his pace, trying to keep his pace a little reserved.

In this way, God will definitely not be able to see that he is a man!

That's right, Gu Qia is stuck on a bug.

And the barber behind him, who was still reluctant to part with Gu Qia's appearance, came out to take a look, and saw that the other party's steps were small and reserved, and he didn't have the temperament of the big attack just now! Teacher TONY instantly felt that he had been cheated, and stood at the door and leaned against him: "Cheating my mother's feelings, get the hell out of me, you've hit the mark again!"

Gu Qia didn't hear the words behind him. He walked around in the sun for several times to confirm that there was nothing wrong with him before he swaggered back into the house.However, he didn't dare to show it too much. After all, changing his clothes and hair would not cause most people to misunderstand him, but he still had to be deceived in terms of physical actions.

After returning home, Gu Qia was very satisfied with her short hair. Although it was not as short as before, it could be seen that she was a man anyway.He got excited, and then immediately went back to start the live broadcast, revealing his accent amidst the doubts: "Do you still know me? The men's clothing live broadcast that was agreed, master is here."

【Depend on! ! ! 】

[Chacha, you are too handsome, I lick the screen]

[Beautiful and cool, it's just that you are so beautiful, oh oh oh]

[Can you live broadcast men's clothing all the time, I have been doubting whether I am straight or crooked a few days ago]

[? ? ?Is it straight or curved? 】

[Damn, I'm a woman, I feel like I'm curvy when the anchor is wearing women's clothes, but when the anchor is wearing men's clothes, I feel like I'm straight again.You must be responsible to me today! 】

【Standing and turning, repeatedly jumping sideways】

"The live broadcast of men's clothing can't be too long." Gu Qi opened the game calmly, he glanced out of the window, and whispered into the headset, "I'm afraid that God will find me responsible, so... today it will only be broadcast for two hours."

【Two hours are worth it, rely on...】

[So handsome, so handsome, I am crazy to take screenshots]

[Just don't start the game, I can't even take a picture of your face! 】

[Stop playing the game, chat with us... Please]

[Ah, the big screen of the game is too annoying, can you play with a smaller screen, your big screen? 】

It's only been broadcast for 5 minutes now, Gu Qi was so tormented by them that he simply turned the game into a small screen.Holding his chin, he decided not to play PUBG anymore, so he turned on... the screen of Fight the Landlord.

"I'm in a good mood today, I'm a fan, okay?" Gu Qia smiled, her peach eyes were slightly bent, and a small mole between them was like a fox, cunning and cute.The screen began to scream again, and he started the live broadcast.

After a while, Gu Qi suddenly saw W coming.

Well, didn't you just leave yesterday after a disagreement?

Doudizhu's mouse paused slightly, and Gu Qia came back to his senses only when the other party's "The flowers I've been waiting for are all withered" came from the screen.He didn't take the initiative to talk to W, but the other party started smashing gifts like crazy without saying a word.

Gu Qi's live broadcast room suddenly became very stuck, and the screen was full of propaganda that his live broadcast room was throwing money.

Before he could speak, W said, "I was a little angry at first."

What are you mad about?Gu Qia didn't know what he was talking about.

Then W replied to himself, "But now that I've watched your live broadcast, I'm relieved."

The inexplicable two sentences made the barrage amused, and everyone didn't know what happened.Gu Qia didn't know either, but he also laughed when the sponsor said so, shot out the plane, and when he saw that he was about to win, he said, "Well, it seems that I am your pistachio."

He licked his lips: "I'm happy and you are happy, aren't you?"

At this time, Wen Qianhan, who was on the opposite side of the screen, was holding the phone and did not let go.He also felt that the phone screen was too small to see clearly, so he took out his iPad and reopened the app, and he could see the other person's face at both ends.

Knowing that Gu Cha said this just to please the benefactor, but Wen Qianhan was still uncontrollably happy, he groaned: "Gu Cha must be duplicity, I was not much different from myself when I was W. I dare to say on the Internet that if he is in a hurry in reality, he must be..."

Wen Qianhan gave a definition with confidence: "He must be afraid to be so open in reality, so the Internet is so different."

**

After the live broadcast, Gu Qi comfortably turned off the computer and lay back on her bed.He was a little tired and wanted to continue to sleep when the doorbell outside suddenly rang.He didn't know anyone when he came here, who else came to find him?

With a puzzled look on his face, Gu Qi picked up his phone and went to Maoyan to have a look.

Standing outside the door was Wen Fangcheng, his eyes were drooping, and he looked lifeless and pitiful.

Yo, what's up.Gu Qi was relieved and opened the door for the other party. Wen Fang Cheng immediately looked at him and complained: "Qia Cha, I'm homeless, and they don't want me anymore."

"What's the matter, don't you still have a dormitory?" Gu Qi turned around and closed the door, letting Wen Fangcheng come in first.The other party was dejected, with a listless expression, sat on the sofa and took a big sip of water before giving an unlovable explanation.

"Last month I ran out of money, and this month I made my uncle angry. He didn't give me money, and he didn't let my dad give me money." Wen Fangcheng looked at the watch in his hand, as if he really had no other choice, " How about I sell this watch, and I should be able to get 10,000+ yuan."

While speaking, Wen Fangcheng sneaked a look at Gu Qia's expression.

Seeing him crying like this, Gu Qi immediately believed him, and asked him to take the watch back: "What nonsense, this watch is quite expensive, and you will lose money if you sell it. Keep it for yourself. If you are short of money, I will give you money." Tell me, I'll lend you some."

"It's true that I'm short of money, but I really don't have a place to live." Wen Fangcheng looked at him pitifully, "My dad will beat me up when I go back to my own house, and he will definitely not hesitate to go to my uncle's house." Throw me out."

"Where is the dormitory?" I moved out, but the other party should also have a dormitory.

But Wen Fangcheng was even more confused, with a depressed expression on his face: "Don't mention it, I didn't move out of the dormitory, but I often don't go back to live in it. My roommate brings his girlfriend back to the dormitory every day. I don't want to go back tonight Listen to their live erotica."

Is there such a bold person, why not go to the hotel?

But if you think about it carefully, it's not that everyone is rich, that man must be stingy.Even though Fang Cheng was showing weakness like this, Gu Qia would not fail to say: "Then you can stay at my house, and I will tidy up a guest room for you."

"Okay!" Just wait for his words!

Wen Fangcheng got up, and said cowardly: "Well, I'm a little scared in strange places, and I dare not sleep alone. Can I share a room with you?"

"No!" Gu Qi was anxious, "I'm not used to sleeping with other people. You dare not sleep alone, how did you grow up after all these years? You don't sleep at night?"

"That's not it." Wen Fangcheng scratched his head, "I usually sleep with dogs and cats, as long as they are in the room, I won't be afraid."

Hug a dog or a cat?Gu Qia thought for a while, then immediately picked up her mobile phone, making a gesture to go downstairs to the supermarket.Wen Fangcheng next to him stopped him, and Gu Qia looked calm: "I'll go and buy you a cat, or else... dinosaurs are fine too, can you do other dolls?"

"I'm not talking about dolls!" Wen Fangcheng couldn't laugh or cry, "I'm talking about real cats and dogs, the living ones."

Gu Cha: ……………

Forget it, he can't buy the other party a cat right now.

After thinking about it, Gu Qia smiled: "Then I decided to call your uncle back."

This guy is too hard to serve.

He pretended to make a phone call, but Wen Fangcheng said excitedly or happily, "Just call, look at yourself with boy hair, you forgot that you were a pretty girl in front of my uncle." Is it set?"

There is no need for beautiful girls, that strange uncle of yours will not have this cognition at all.

Perhaps in his eyes, there are only differences between people, him, and family members in the world.

For others, Wen Qianhan can be said to be a straight man to the end.

When the phone was dialed, Wen Qianhan's voice rang out: "Why, did you think of calling me today?"

Before he finished listening to his BB, Gu Qi's voice was restrained and calm: "Mr. Wen, if you still have a conscience, come to my house and take your nephew back. I'm not responsible if you come late and kill someone."

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"The actor who is so popular in one hand attacked me"

Lin Yu (ruo four voices) once lost a bet with his group of cronies, and the other party said that he had never been in a relationship, so he might as well take this opportunity to find a partner.The young master was young and energetic, and he was willing to admit defeat, so he found a down-and-out star in the bar on the spot.

Although the little star is not only taller than him, but also has an excellent figure, and his expression looks very indifferent.Lin Yu swallowed his saliva, threw a check to the other party, summoned up his courage and said, "Follow me, I can make you popular, can this deal be done?"

The little celebrity glanced at him, and suddenly laughed in a low voice, the light of the stage shone on him like a god descending from the earth: "Okay, father of the gold master, I will serve you happily."

Even if he agreed, Lin Yu didn't have the heart to fall in love. After signing the other party, he often ignored him and squandered resources.One day when he was drunk again, the little star who hadn't cared for him for a long time called: "Young master, have you forgotten me? I always look forward to having you come to my place for a spring breeze..."

"Damn, why are you so...shameless." Lin Yu was so angry that he couldn't hold back his face in front of his friends, and angrily took his mobile phone back and wanted to put the little star to bed, so that the other party would not bother him all the time!But when he came to a critical moment, he was stunned.

How did the man do it?

Just as he was so embarrassed that he didn't know how to proceed to the next step, Little Star lazily breathed in his ear: "If you don't know how to do it, then let me do it."

It wasn't until the next day that he sobered up, Lin Yu, who was sore all over, found out with regret——

Obviously I hired you, why did you put me to sleep!

Later, Lin Yu was surprised to find that the little star who was tepid at the time has now become a film king. He obviously doesn't need his support, but he still follows him dedicatedly.Lin Yu felt a little lost, and Mu Jingcheng, who had already become a film star, blocked him against the wall, as dazzling as before: "Mu Mu, our lover's contract is void."

"This time, let me chase you instead. Do you agree?"