After dressing as a women's anchor, I kept falling off the horse

[The anchor is so beautiful, how many gifts can I add to WeChat? ]

[Damn, sister look at me! ]

[The anchor's face is real, has it been plastic surgery? ]

The computer screen was displaying the PUBG map, and Gu Qia was concentrating on manipulating the character to lie down in the grass.He wanted to scratch his hair down, but then he remembered that he was showing his face live, so he made a sharp turn and made a gesture of brushing his hair, and then said in a choked voice: "No WeChat, I'm a serious anchor, I don't fly. "

"If I'm going to make a facelift, there will be a thunderbolt!" Gu Qia snapped, and then returned his gaze to the computer screen.

[Say something to new fans in advance, be cautious when entering the pit...]

[Although the host is beautiful, she is a rose with thorns...]

Gu Qia snorted twice, and said unhappily: "Don't arrange me, save you from scaring people away!"

At this time, the finals had already arrived, and there were only twelve people left, but Gu Qia chose the fourth row with no teammates, so I don't know how many teams are left outside.He walked into the ruins along the waterway, and the safe zone suddenly shrank, so small that there might be many people hidden nearby!

Gu Qi frowned, and when he heard the footsteps, he accurately judged the opponent's position, and when the opponent suddenly poked his head out, he slammed a shot, and said with complacency: "These things can be hidden by me." Found it, it's too bad."

As soon as the words were spoken, the live broadcast room, which was still full of enthusiasm, joy, and noise just now, seemed to be muted.The barrage seemed to be empty for two seconds, and the entire screen was filled with question marks.

[Anchor's accent? ? ? ]

[Wctm anchor is male? ]

[Looks so beautiful, black and straight, wearing a skirt, are you tm a man? ]

[Forget about men, why does it smell like a Northeast scumbag? ! ]

The bullet screens are all in this style of painting. At this time, Gu Qia is calmly filling out the last person, and the eight words "eat chicken tonight" are displayed on the screen.He wiped his nose in embarrassment, and then looked at the barrage sincerely: "I'm sorry, brothers and sisters, I am indeed a man. But don't hit me, life is forced, no one has any difficulties, right? Look I just play games and look at my face, why do you care about my gender?!"

Gu Qia had plausible words and passionately chatted with the barrage.

In the scene where the characters in his game are still waiting, Gu Qia wanted to raise his hand to start, but due to inertia, when he moved his body, the chair suddenly moved forward, and Gu Qia bumped into his waist with the chair. .

As soon as he ate the pain--

"Ugh—" Gu Qi cursed subconsciously. His waist was already in pain, but now he directly bumped into an indescribable part behind the chair and it hurt directly.Gu Qia's eyes stared at the pain, the pain that he was about to forget at this time densely occupied all his thoughts.

Because he closed his eyes and frowned, his already fair face was even paler now.But because of his good looks, he also wore a wig and a JK uniform. From the outside, he looked pure and lustful, which aroused many people's desire for protection for no reason.But when he opened his mouth, it was a man's voice with a slight accent.

This caused the fans in the studio to love and hate him.

[Is the host okay? ]

[I really felt in love just now, but just now when he suddenly spoke like that, I shrank...]

[Why does the anchor touch his waist and butt emmm]

[It's not a back pain, where is it touching? ]

"Oh, I'm so pissed off, the dog hero is really not a good guy." Gu Qia cursed in a low voice, making sure that others couldn't hear anything, and then said in a gentle voice as much as possible, "I'm sorry, viewers, I have to take a break from the broadcast. For a while. I start school tomorrow, and the live broadcast time will be late, so we will let you know if something happens."

Ignoring the problem of fans frantically swiping their voices, Gu Qi turned off the live broadcast with a tired face.

Obviously today my back hurts, my legs hurt and my whole body hurts, but why did I rush back to play games immediately? The matter started last night.

The world he was originally in was the modern world, because in reality, if he stumbled and had a car accident in Waterloo, he would not enter this weird book world.When he first came in, he was wearing women's clothes all over his body, so he was even older than him in modern times, but he was wearing a skirt!

This appearance startled him too, but what happened next was too much for Gu Qia to think about.The place where he woke up was the hotel, and he was in a daze, but the door of the hotel suddenly opened, and a handsome man walked in——

who is thisAnd, what the hell is this place?

There was a faint smell of alcohol on his body, and his eyes were cold. When he walked in, he didn't even know who was who, so he pushed him down.Until an ID card in the man's pocket fell out, Gu Qi saw the other's name in a daze.

Wen Qianhan.

He suddenly remembered what this place was.

This is a world inside a book!

In one of Jinjiang's pure love novels, there is a scene where the two male protagonists are playing with some classmates in the private room. Gu Qia's original body likes the original text attack, and took medicine, but it didn't succeed.But now, why is the supporting actor, Wen Qianhan, taking the medicine? !

He transmigrated into a green tea boy in a pure love novel. He took drugs because he had a crush on the hero, but at this time he was mistakenly eaten by a high-cold supporting actor in it, and it was the protagonist who suffered from his uncle!Gu Shishi only read some of the beginning and didn't read the rest of the plot, because the name of the green tea subject designed by the author is exactly the same as his.

But now, Gu Qia could only desperately want to run away: "Wen Qianhan, you're a murderer, I'm green tea! You're dating the wrong person!"

He tossed the wig on his head, but because of the sweat, his fair face looked even more charming.At first he still wanted to struggle, but somehow...

As if the medicine had an overdone effect, even he burned himself.

Afterwards, everything was logical, Gu Qi made a fool of himself, he was gay anyway, so he just kept doing it and pretended to be a handsome duck for free.Thinking of this, he relaxed, and slept with Wen Qianhan with peace of mind.

It wasn't until he woke up that he realized that the next morning, the media had come to stay here. Gu Qia didn't want to be surrounded by public opinion when he first came here, so he put on his clothes and ran away in a panic——

Talking about the history of heartache, blood and tears, Gu Qia sighed regretfully, then packed her luggage and prepared to go to school.The supporting role, Green Tea Shou, was in poor health when he was born, so his parents found him a fortune teller.

The fortune teller said that he has a strong Yin energy, and it will not last long for a boy, but he will be healthier if he raises a girl.The parents really believed that the clothes were only bought for girls, and in the end they really lived safely, and they really regarded him as a daughter after raising him.

But this is not Gu Qia's character. He wanted to get back to his old job when he came here in Hyundai, so he started the live broadcast in a hurry.Originally, I wanted to rely on Shengshi's beauty and women's clothing to trick male fans into buying gifts, but I accidentally overturned...

Gu Qia is so mad!

Angrily, he packed up all his clothes and went to school with his luggage.

Today is already the day for registration, so he was lazy and didn't come until five o'clock in the afternoon.Gu Qia hastily walked over to the dormitory after everyone else had signed up.When registering the dormitory, there was a small episode——

"Teacher, I'm a man, I can't live in the girls' dormitory, I have to live in the boys' dormitory!"

"You are a man, why are you wearing girls' clothes?"

"No, I have a special constitution. If I am not raised as a girl, I will have bad luck."

"In what age are you still engaging in feudal superstition!"

The teacher blew his beard and stared, Gu Qia sighed, lowered his head and pretended to be very sad: "I really want to live as a boy, but teacher, do you know that when I change into men's clothes, either the bed collapses or the building collapses?" The vase on my head almost fell on my head. After so many times of death and resurrection, I compromised. I can't help it, teacher, you must believe me."

The teacher looked him up, down, left, and right, as if he felt that the world was getting worse, so he signed him to the boys' dormitory with angina.

Gu Qia carried the suitcase and walked forward, covering the sun with one hand. Several boys beside him stared straight at him, but because they were a little shy, some of them didn't dare to approach him.Just as he was confused and wanted to ask for directions, a very tall boy walked over. He looked very sunny and cheerful, and said to him excitedly, "Junior girl, just come in, let me help you!"

In fact, Gu Qia has strength, but he looked at the tall and handsome man in front of him and was a little silent, then rolled his eyes, and said softly, "Okay, thank you senior..."

His voice was so sweet that his whole body was crisp, and Gu Qi couldn't help but secretly wanted to laugh.As expected, the boy's eyes were straightened, and he hurriedly picked up his suitcase graciously, as if to take him to the girls' dormitory.Seeing those four words from a distance, Gu Qia reacted and quickly stopped: "Senior, I made a mistake, I'm going to the boys' dormitory."

The boy was stunned for a moment: "Why are you going to the boys' dormitory?"

Gu Qi still wanted to continue teasing him: "There is something wrong."

As expected, the senior immediately believed him, turned a corner, and then approached him: "Sister, what's your name? My name is He Chen."

"Gu Cha." Gu Cha said with a smile.

He was a little anxious to urinate now, and he was not in a hurry to go up. He stopped before walking to the toilet on the first floor of the boys' dormitory, and said to him: "Senior, you don't need to see me off, I have something to do later when I go to the toilet."

"Oh good, I'll go to the toilet too." He Chen was probably stunned, and went into the toilet first.

With a calm demeanor, Gu Qi just entered the men's toilet wearing a skirt.He Chen next to him had just taken off his trousers. When he saw him, he was startled. He hurriedly tried to put the thing back into his trousers, and said in a panic, "Sister, you went wrong. But the men's room!"

"You didn't go wrong." Gu Qi didn't bother to look up at him, lifted her skirt with both hands, took off her lace panties, and booed calmly.

He Chen, who was excited at first, suddenly lost his temper and turned his head hastily, not knowing whether to watch or not.Why is this school girl so open, is she trying to tease herself boldly? !But this appearance was seen by Gu Qia, and he laughed wildly: "Brother, when you look back, I really did not go wrong."

The voice was clear and powerful. Although it was not like a strong male voice, it was by no means a girl's voice, and there was a faint accent from somewhere.He Chen turned his head stiffly, and then froze on the spot.

He lowered his eyes and looked at Gu Qi in front of him, looking at him as if he couldn't believe it.After a long time, until Gu Qia pulled up the skirt, he came back to his senses as if he had just woken up from a dream, and then subconsciously glanced at his own.In the end, as if he didn't believe it, he looked to the side and looked at Gu Qia's height again, holding back all the words in his heart.

He wanted to say, junior girl, you are so beautiful, do you want to put your photo on it to run for the school belle?

Before the words came out, he was strangled in the cradle.

A school girl may not be a school girl.

Because he took it out bigger than his own.

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Because of his family's critical illness, Shi Xi was desperate and decided to marry Shen Jianyue by agreement.

Before getting married, Shi Xi always heard people say that Shen Jianyue was noble and cold, as cold as ice, and treated his subordinates harshly and demandingly.Naturally, he also thought that as a partner, he would be so demanding, so he pretended to be well-behaved and docile every day.

He gets up early every day to cook, and by the way helps make lunch for Shen Jianyue, and usually goes to school for classes.At the beginning, Xi always thought that Shen Jianyue had a weird temper and was always sulking, but then he found... Shen Jianyue was just too clingy.

Coming back late from the hospital, Shen Jianyue was not very happy: "Why didn't you ask me to go with you?"

He was too busy in class and didn't reply to his messages. The boss was sullen: "You don't care about me at all."

Later, when Shi Xi accidentally discovered that she was bringing him a lunch box, Shen Jianyue passed it on to the whole company, and said to everyone: "My wife made it for me, are you envious?"

I bought him new clothes, and when he saw anyone, he said, "My wife bought it!"

But Shen Jianyue at home is not like this at all. At this time, Shi Xi understood that the other party seemed to like her, would be jealous, and always liked to cling to others.He licked his lips, and then took the initiative to entangle her: "Husband, you don't have to be too gentle with me, I like... a bit more aggressive."

The coldness that Shen Jianyue had pretended for a long time finally collapsed in an instant.

That night, Shi Xi shed tears of remorse at what he said a few hours ago, biting his pillow crying, "Shen Jianyue, I hate you..."

Shen Jianyue kissed away his tears, and pretended to be pitiful while sticking to him: "Don't hate me, I just like you so much, forgive me, okay?"